Hi. This is my second fic, and a break from writing serious stuff. I got this idea from notes that me and my friend exchanged in class. Enjoy!


Duo sat in the front row on his side of the class. Mr. Carmen's Geography class was so boring. Quatre and the other pilots were in this class and Quatre sat behind Duo. He was very bored, so he decided to write a note to Quatre. He ripped out a piece of paper and hurriedly scrawled something on it. When he was done, he folded it up and passed it to Quatre. Quatre took the note and opened it. In very messy handwriting it said:
* Hey Q-man! What's up? This is so boring.*
Quatre, being a relatively good student, but equally bored, took out a pencil and wrote a reply in his eloquent handwriting. Then he re-folded it and passed it back to Duo. Duo eagerly read the message.
* Nothing here.*
Duo wrote another reply.
* Do you want to talk?*
He passed it back to Quatre, who replied:
* Sure.*
* What about?*
* Ummm, why is Heero so uptight?*
* He just is I guess.*
After a little thought, Quatre wrote:
* Maybe it's the spandex.*
When Duo read this, he had to clamp his hands tight over his mouth to keep from laughing out loud. He almost fell out of his chair. He scribbled a fast reply and bit his lip to calm down.
* Good one Quatre. Don't let him know, or we'll be dead for sure.*
* Right. Hey, is Relena still after him?*
* Probably. *
* Hey Duo, something has been bugging me. If all Heero ever wears is a tank-top and spandex, where does he keep his gun?*
At this question, Duo laughed so hard that he fell out of his chair and flat on his face. Heero, Trowa, and Wufei all stared at him. Quatre had a look of complete embarrassment on his face. Mr. Carmen noticed this.
"Duo, would you mind?" he asked. Duo finally got under control and sat at his desk. "You and Quatre get a detention this afternoon."
Before class was let out, Duo wrote one final message to Quatre.
* He must keep it in the invisible pocket.*
Quatre turned bright red, and never looked at Heero straight in the face again.



I know this was a very strange ending. Please review, even flames are welcome.