Intro: Prepare to become more stupid than you already are from the FIRST story! BWAHAHA! This time you will have.FISH IN YOUR MOUTH! Btw, if your wondering who Til is, she's an original character of mine.

WHOOHOO! Watch me scuba dive for cucumber cheese!!

One day, in the happy valley of happyness, the happy bunny bunnies with really wide eyes were hopping around in the dewdrop garden collecting silly carrots! Teehee! Just then, Dib, jumped out of the bushes and sliced off their heads with magic olives!

Dib then went to the city, where he found Barney terrorizing people. He's a big purple terrorist! And he was trying to steal France's cheese! So Dib borrowed a giant robot from a heavily tattooed man. Dib and Barney battled for hours until teatime. They drank their tea and had a battle of wits. Dib of course, won. So that's the end of that.

Suddenly, Gir realized he was out of stationary! Gir wanted to send Christmas cards to his friends, but couldn't because he was out! So, he grabbed June, the magic spork, and went off the jungles of Congo to find more.

Just then, Gir ran into a cheese worshipping cult! They wanted June for their evil purposes! Gir wasn't going to give June up easily, so he pulled off some fancy kung fu.Matrixy.moves. He easily defeated them and went on with his quest for stationary.

Gir went into the mystic shrine of stationary, where he could take the legendary stationary of Congo, like India Jones! So Gir got the stationary, and was able to get his Christmas cards sent. Yay.

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2 The End

But WAIT, there's MORE! Dib moved to the Himalayas to make corn. He made billions of dollars and asked George W. Bush if he could be President. He said yes. So Did became the new President. Dib then called Til, and they talked on the phone. They had a debate whether corn should be yellow or white. Til won, and she became the new president. Dib was the Vice President.

But Dib wasn't mad, because he didn't really want to be in charge of the ENTIRE country. He knew that gothic cows would come for the President. Dib realized that Til was in danger! So Dib bought a Tommy gun from some friendly terrorists and some Limp Bizkit CDs and waited for the gothic cows.

But to Dib's surprise, homosexual chickens came instead! But turns out, all they wanted was to celebrate Til's birthday. They all had chocolate cake.

The End for Real

Wait wait! Something ELSE happened! Zim forgot who he was and dressed in lederhosen and became a river dancer! Dun dun duuuuun!! He teamed up with Tim Burton, and they became a crime-fighting duo!

When the Powerpuff Girls heard about this, they were greatly angered. They arranged a fight in Chicago the next day. Zim and Tim came and found the puffs waiting for them. Zim used a magic accordion power and took down Buttercup. Blossom used her wimpy lil eye-lasers on Tim, but they reflected off his spoon. Blossom got hit by her own lasers and fell down. Bubbles was left. She was scared. But she thought Zim was cute, and decided to give him a happy little hug. Zim stuck a bomb on her arm and Bubbles went BOOM!!!!! Tim and Zim became the greatest super heroes in the world.

3 I hope this is The End

Waaaaiiiiit!!!-*Gets fish thrown at her* eeewww those were in your mouth!! *falls backward into a light which slams into a camera and an explosion occurs* *cough* *hack* I guess that IS the end.*falls over*