1 Vegeta Deserves Better 2

"I miss being Prince." Vegeta whispered.

"What was that?" called Bulma. Had she really heard him? Thought Vegeta. That woman's hearing was impeccable!

"Nothing! Go away!" he shouted, irritated.

"You don't have to be rude!" yelled Bulma. She stomped away in a huff.

Thoughts ran through Vegeta's mind. He had been brought up in a world that would one day be his. He could do anything he wanted, but then it was all being taken away. Was he being punished?

"Ok. That's it." He muttered. "I'm going to have to stoop to the lowest of the low in order to sort my head out and claim my throne as Vegeta! Prince of all Saiyins!"

All that Bulma heard of Vegeta after that was the window, which he broke when exiting.

"Next please! Vegeta..um, what's your second name? " Called the secretary. Vegeta, thoroughly enraged, stomped up to the desk and grabbed the secretary round the neck.

"It's JUST Vegeta, you pathetic Earthling!" He continued passed the desk into a room with the number 18 on the door.

"Good morning!" said a woman's voice. "Please take a seat."

Vegeta grudgingly sat down on the rich, red couch before him.

"Now" continued the woman, who was wearing sunglasses surprisingly similar to Master Roshi's, "I would like to thank you for coming here today. It takes a huge amount of courage to come to a physiatrist."

Vegeta muttered something under his breath. He was not happy.

"I would like to remind you that I am only here to get to the bottom of these dreams, then I am going to get back to killing Kakarot!"

" Yes..well.kill is such a strong word..we all have problems..um, tell me about yours."

" I keep having dreams."

Vegeta told her about the dreams. All the way through, the woman stayed perfectly calm as though she was almost expecting it. Vegeta ended, " I am still the prince of all sayins!...aren't I?"

"Of course you are, but you have to remember that there are only 2 whole sayins, and 3 demi saiyins left, if what you have told me is true. You are a prince.. You are a damn fine Prince... But you want to kill this Kakarot fellow when he should (apparently) be worshipping you. You have to think clearly. Who is good at science?"

"Bulma"

" Can she make you a machine to get Kakarot to praise you?"

" Yes!"

" Can you make her do it?"

"Yes!"

" How?"

" That's between and her!"

" O..K. Are you gonna go through with your plan?!"

"YYEESS!"

" Go on then!" she shouted in an enthusiastic way.

"Yes. By the way, how can you sit here all day and listen to other people's problems? It must be sooo depressing!"

"Well Krillin doesn't earn anything and I have to survive somehow."

"..18!"

"Yes."

(She emerges from the shadow and takes off Roshi's glasses.)

"I can't believe I just told you all my problems!"

"Why did you think I wanted you to brainwash Kakarot? A normal physiatrist can't do that you know. But now that you know who I am, I can tell you, the best method of brainwashing such a stupid man is distracting him with something shiny."

(Vegeta is smiling evilly and suddenly jumps up and flies out of the window (after doing the dance of evil joy of course. This is best not to be imagined))

"Yes Vegeta." 18 muttered after he had left. "Go and do my dirty work for me."