1 The Dragonball Slayer 3

(Krillin is at some sleazy bar drowning in a mug of beer. Some cute girl comes up to him.)

Girl: I havn't seen you here before. What's the matter?

Krillin: I don't wanna talk about it! *Sob*

Girl: Awwwww. You're so sweet, not to mention cute.

Krillin: Really? Will you go out with me? (desperately)

Girl: Sure!

Krillin: Come with me.

(Krillin takes her to wherever the others are. Mainly to show her off.)

Goku: Wow! Krillin! Who's this?

Krillin: Uhhhhh.I don't know! What's your name darling?

Girl: My name is Knickers.

Bulma: WHAT! My long lost sister!!!!!

Krillin: Huh? You have a sister..called Knickers!!!

Goku: Wow! This is great! Hi, there!

Knickers: Hi.

Vegeta: No way am I going to be the brother in law to a sleazy cocktail waitress called Knickers!

Bulma: Well lover boy, you have no choice!

Vegeta: The Prince of all Saiyins always has a choice!

(He attempts to blast her, suddenly Bulma jumps in)

Bulma: There is no way that you are going to blast my long lost sister just because you don't like her name!!! You'll have to go through me first!

Vegeta: Grrrr.Damn you woman!

(He lowered his hand and slunks off somewhere. 18, who is with Quint, suddenly gets a wave of jealousy over this new woman.)

18: Hey Krillin! So when are we arranging the marriage? (Staring nastily at Knickers)

Krillin: Well.uh. We already got married. Don't you remember? We were gonna have a divor-

Knickers: WHAT! You were married and you went out with me just as a joke! I thought we had something! (She slaps him senseless and goes off in hump.)

Bulma: We'll get in touch real soon! (Under her breath) You stupid whore.

(Krillin looks like he's about to cry again, but 18 comes up to him and kisses him on the cheek)

18: You had me worried. I thought you were serious about that girl.

Krillin: Of course not. You're the only girl for me!

(Vegeta has been staring at Knickers, who is stomping off in the distance. He starts smiling. Bulma nods at him.)

Vegeta: Hee Hee! Take this! (Fires a tiny tiny tiny tiny ki blast in her direction. It hits her dead on because Vegeta NEVER misses.)

Bulma: Yaaaay!

(Krillin starts sobbing but 18 slaps him sensless and they atart kissing.)

Gohan: That was the weirdest thing. That plot made no sense!

Dende: Yeah. We should really tell some one.

(They both shrug and walk off. Gohan jumps into Dende's arms and kissis him lightly on the cheek.)

Quint: HEY! HEY! This story is named after me! What happened to me? I got kissed, then dumped, that's what! But don't worry, my loyal fans, I'll be the ONLY character in the next chapter! I'll make sure of it.heh heh. (Starts laughing insanely.)