Disclaimer:

GirChic: I watch Invader Zim from a distance.

The Slayer: And even from a distance I can see that you'll never own it.

GirChic: And even from a distance I can see that you're very scary.

The Slayer: And even from a distance I can see that you're stupid.

GirChic: And even from a distance I can s - OOOOOOOOH!!! I can see cheese with FUZZIES on it!!!! YAY!!!! YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY!!!!!

The Slayer: *Looks horrified* You . . . make . . . me . . . sick.

GirChic: *Is eating the cheese as if nothing's wrong with it* MMmmmmmm. Yuuummmmmmy . . . . .

From a Distance

From a distance

That planet looks blue and green

And the stuff on mountains white

From a distance

Their leader is the queen

And a big bird takes to flight.

.

From a distance

There are aliens

And I see them from this land

It's the voice of Red

It's the voice of Purple

It's the voice of every S.I.R.

.

From a distance,

No human has enough

And they are all in need

There are many guns, bombs, and filthy disease

All these worm-babies to feed

.

From a distance

We are instruments

Marching in a common band

Playing songs of Red

Playing songs of Purple

They're the songs of every S.I.R. (Like Gir)

.

The Tallest are watching us

The Tallest are watching us

The Tallest are watching us

From a distance

.

From a distance

Dib looks like my friend

Even though we are at war

From a distance

I can always comprehend

What I am fighting war

.

From a distance

There are aliens

Their voices echo through this land

It's the law of Red

It's the law of Purple

It's the heart of every S.I.R. (like Gir)

.

It's the law of Red

It's the law of Purple

This is the song of every S.I.R. (Like Gir)

.

And The Tallest are watching us

The Tallest are watching us

The Tallest are watching us

From a distance

Oh, The Tallest are watching us

The Tallest are watching

The Tallest are watching us

From a distance.

THE END

GirChic: I wuv yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu ^.^ *Tries to hug The Slayer*

The Slayer: AHHH!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! YOU STINK LIKE MOULDY CHEESE!!!!

GirChic: The cheese couldn't help that it was growing fuzzies :( Don't make fun of the poor cheese and the poor fuzzies.

The Slayer: THE MOULDY CHEESE IS NOT ALIVE!!!

GirChic: Well of course it's not alive!! I ate it!!

The Slayer: AND NOW YOU STINK LIKE MOULDY BANANAS!!!!

GirChic: How did you know that I ate a fuzzy banana? I only found it this morning. I can JUST remember putting it under the couch cushion last Christmas!! But now it's gone again. *Sniffles* I miss you, banana, and your cute fuzzy ways.

The Slayer: AAAAAAHH!!!!!! *Runs away, then suddenly appears in front of you* Stop reading when I say 'now' and go review. Uh . . . . . . . NOW!!! *Suddenly screams as GirChic comes up behind her* GET AWAY!!! YOU STINK!!! GET AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!