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GirChic: I watch Invader Zim from a distance.
The Slayer: And even from a distance I can see that you'll never own it.
GirChic: And even from a distance I can see that you're very scary.
The Slayer: And even from a distance I can see that you're stupid.
GirChic: And even from a distance I can s - OOOOOOOOH!!! I can see cheese with FUZZIES on it!!!! YAY!!!! YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY!!!!!
The Slayer: *Looks horrified* You . . . make . . . me . . . sick.
GirChic: *Is eating the cheese as if nothing's wrong with it* MMmmmmmm. Yuuummmmmmy . . . . .
From a Distance
From a distance
That planet looks blue and green
And the stuff on mountains white
From a distance
Their leader is the queen
And a big bird takes to flight.
.
From a distance
There are aliens
And I see them from this land
It's the voice of Red
It's the voice of Purple
It's the voice of every S.I.R.
.
From a distance,
No human has enough
And they are all in need
There are many guns, bombs, and filthy disease
All these worm-babies to feed
.
From a distance
We are instruments
Marching in a common band
Playing songs of Red
Playing songs of Purple
They're the songs of every S.I.R. (Like Gir)
.
The Tallest are watching us
The Tallest are watching us
The Tallest are watching us
From a distance
.
From a distance
Dib looks like my friend
Even though we are at war
From a distance
I can always comprehend
What I am fighting war
.
From a distance
There are aliens
Their voices echo through this land
It's the law of Red
It's the law of Purple
It's the heart of every S.I.R. (like Gir)
.
It's the law of Red
It's the law of Purple
This is the song of every S.I.R. (Like Gir)
.
And The Tallest are watching us
The Tallest are watching us
The Tallest are watching us
From a distance
Oh, The Tallest are watching us
The Tallest are watching
The Tallest are watching us
From a distance.
THE END
GirChic: I wuv yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu ^.^ *Tries to hug The Slayer*
The Slayer: AHHH!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! YOU STINK LIKE MOULDY CHEESE!!!!
GirChic: The cheese couldn't help that it was growing fuzzies :( Don't make fun of the poor cheese and the poor fuzzies.
The Slayer: THE MOULDY CHEESE IS NOT ALIVE!!!
GirChic: Well of course it's not alive!! I ate it!!
The Slayer: AND NOW YOU STINK LIKE MOULDY BANANAS!!!!
GirChic: How did you know that I ate a fuzzy banana? I only found it this morning. I can JUST remember putting it under the couch cushion last Christmas!! But now it's gone again. *Sniffles* I miss you, banana, and your cute fuzzy ways.
The Slayer: AAAAAAHH!!!!!! *Runs away, then suddenly appears in front of you* Stop reading when I say 'now' and go review. Uh . . . . . . . NOW!!! *Suddenly screams as GirChic comes up behind her* GET AWAY!!! YOU STINK!!! GET AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!
GirChic: I watch Invader Zim from a distance.
The Slayer: And even from a distance I can see that you'll never own it.
GirChic: And even from a distance I can see that you're very scary.
The Slayer: And even from a distance I can see that you're stupid.
GirChic: And even from a distance I can s - OOOOOOOOH!!! I can see cheese with FUZZIES on it!!!! YAY!!!! YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY!!!!!
The Slayer: *Looks horrified* You . . . make . . . me . . . sick.
GirChic: *Is eating the cheese as if nothing's wrong with it* MMmmmmmm. Yuuummmmmmy . . . . .
From a Distance
From a distance
That planet looks blue and green
And the stuff on mountains white
From a distance
Their leader is the queen
And a big bird takes to flight.
.
From a distance
There are aliens
And I see them from this land
It's the voice of Red
It's the voice of Purple
It's the voice of every S.I.R.
.
From a distance,
No human has enough
And they are all in need
There are many guns, bombs, and filthy disease
All these worm-babies to feed
.
From a distance
We are instruments
Marching in a common band
Playing songs of Red
Playing songs of Purple
They're the songs of every S.I.R. (Like Gir)
.
The Tallest are watching us
The Tallest are watching us
The Tallest are watching us
From a distance
.
From a distance
Dib looks like my friend
Even though we are at war
From a distance
I can always comprehend
What I am fighting war
.
From a distance
There are aliens
Their voices echo through this land
It's the law of Red
It's the law of Purple
It's the heart of every S.I.R. (like Gir)
.
It's the law of Red
It's the law of Purple
This is the song of every S.I.R. (Like Gir)
.
And The Tallest are watching us
The Tallest are watching us
The Tallest are watching us
From a distance
Oh, The Tallest are watching us
The Tallest are watching
The Tallest are watching us
From a distance.
THE END
GirChic: I wuv yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu ^.^ *Tries to hug The Slayer*
The Slayer: AHHH!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! YOU STINK LIKE MOULDY CHEESE!!!!
GirChic: The cheese couldn't help that it was growing fuzzies :( Don't make fun of the poor cheese and the poor fuzzies.
The Slayer: THE MOULDY CHEESE IS NOT ALIVE!!!
GirChic: Well of course it's not alive!! I ate it!!
The Slayer: AND NOW YOU STINK LIKE MOULDY BANANAS!!!!
GirChic: How did you know that I ate a fuzzy banana? I only found it this morning. I can JUST remember putting it under the couch cushion last Christmas!! But now it's gone again. *Sniffles* I miss you, banana, and your cute fuzzy ways.
The Slayer: AAAAAAHH!!!!!! *Runs away, then suddenly appears in front of you* Stop reading when I say 'now' and go review. Uh . . . . . . . NOW!!! *Suddenly screams as GirChic comes up behind her* GET AWAY!!! YOU STINK!!! GET AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!
