The Boy Who Lived

Note: This is a bunch of twists on Harry's unfortunate nickname. This is also what happens when you have too much free time in Algebra 1 with your friend. ^^; I also realize that some of these are really stupid.


The Boy Who Lived ..But Then Died.

The Boy Who Almost Lived.

The Boy Who Didn't Make It.

The Boy Who Fell Off The Motorbike and Died.

The Boy Who Dudley Sat on.

The Boy Who Lived Until Remus Ate Him.

The Boy Who Was Murdered By Sirius.

The Boy Who Went To Azkaban.

The Boy Who Was Killed By A Rat.

The Boy Who Drowned During The 2nd Task.

The Boy Who Was Killed By A Potions Essay.

The Boy Who Was Squashed By A Hippogriff.

The Boy Who Killed Himself.

The Boy Who Tripped Over Dumbledore's Beard.

The Girl Who Lived.