Disclaimer: Here I am, once again, the one and only Kim/Achicagoil with "Songs That Never Aired On Sailor Moon... version 2!" I recovered creativity, so here it is! I don't own Sailor Moon, and you can email me at nancygsa@aol.com need be!
~ Achicagoil
Songs That Never Aired on Sailor Moon... version 2!!!!!
By: Achicagoil
Rated: PG-13... much Kamen bashing lol
Years of Fandom (to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas")
On my first year of fandom my parents gave to me:
one stuffed voodoo doll bunny
On my second year of fandom my parents gave to me
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed voodoo doll bunny
On my third year of fandom my parents gave to me
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed voodoo doll bunny
On my fourth year of fandom my parents gave to me
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed voodoo doll bunny
On my fifth year of fandom my parents gave to me
FIVE, DUBBED MOON SEASONS!!!!
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed voodoo doll shaped bunny
On my sixth year of fanfom my parents gave to me
Six sets of villians
FIVE, DUBBED MOON SEASONS!!!!
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed, voodoo doll shaped bunny
On my seventh year of fandom my parents gave to me
Seven wilted roses
Six sets of villians
FIVE, DUBBED MOON SEASONS!!!!
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed voodoo doll bunny
On my eight year of fandom my parents gave to me
Eight torn up manga
Seven wilted roses
Six sets of villains
FIVE, DUBBED MOON SEASONS!!!!
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed voodoo doll shaped bunny
On my ninth year of fandom my parents gave to me
Nine attacked planets
Eight torn-up manga
Seven wilted roses
Six sets of villains
FIVE, DUBBED MOON SEASONS!!!!
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
And one stuffed voodoo doll bunny
On my tenth year of fandom my parents gave to me
Ten headless moon dolls
Nine attacked planets
Eight torn-up manga
Seven wilted roses
Six sets of villains
FIVE, DUBBED MOON SEASONS!!!!
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed, voodoo doll bunny
On my eleventh year of fandom my parents gave to me
Eleven old crushed diamons
Ten headless moon dolls
Nine attacked planets
Eight torn-up manga
Seven wilted roses
Six sets of villains
FIVE, DUBBED MOON SEASONS!!!!
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed, voodoo doll bunny
On my twelfth year of fandom my parents gave to me
Twelve senshi eulogies
Eleven old crushed diamons
Ten headless moon dolls
Nine attacked planets
Eight torn-up manga
Seven wilted roses
Six sets of villains
FIVE, DUBBED MOON SEASONS!!!!
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed, voodoo doll bunny
AND ONE STUFFED, VOODOO DOLL BUNNNYYYY!!!!!!!
[Kim's comments: Over the past four years, my parents have shown me much enthusiasm to my Sailor Moon fandom. This song is just an example of the gifts they would get me for presents could they find it on Ebay... I never said it was positive enthusiasm...]
Kim Says (to the tune of "Deck the Halls")
Break a vase with rose from 'hubby'
falalalala la la la la
Take a bath with demon and tubby
falalalala la la la la
Climb back out for a scout meeting
Falala lalala la la la
Be late and get a beating
falalalala la la la la
Take o'er the world with Nephrite's Leon
falalalala la la la la
Don't forget 'bout Endymion
falalalala la la la la
For him was Beryl nutty
falala lalala la la la
But for a queen was she slutty
falalalala la la la la
Seduce all with your main plan
falalalala la la la la
("In fashion will be my fan")
falalalala la la la la
Esmeraude was much mistaken
falala lalala la la la
For the dragon's life was taken
falalalala la la la la
Nephri-jo'o should have killed her
falalalala la la la la
But the plan did then soon wilter
falalalala la la la la
KILL THEM WITH YOUR OWN BARE HANDS!!!!!
falala lalala la la la
And ne'er kick them back to land
falalalala la la la la
[Kim's comments: My opinion of Sailor Moon series? I love them, but Gawd only KNOWS a teensy few things would have changed had I been in the series... And about the single verse left out... with Galaxia? I love Galaxia and Chaos, so why insult them? I just have issues with all the other villains from the series, minus Demando-oujisama-ai]
What's Up With the Starlights? (Sung to the tune of "Silent Night")
Henshin is not done
But not with much fun
"Woman or man?"
Does ask this one fan
Do they cross-dress
Just like Uranus?
Straight as those noodles
When all must say "Toodles!!!"
Are Havoc's comments really getting to me?
Demando's straight, please let him be
[Kim's comments: Hai, I know that in the manga they crossdress and that in the anime, they switch from guy to gal, but hey... WRITER'S BLOCK!!!! What do I have to say about it exactly? LOOKIE, HAVOC, JSW, CHER, AND JEMMA!!!! And Caitlin-hun, I even stuck in your 'Straight as over-cooked spaghetti!" comment in it!]
The Plutonian Story
(To the tune of Jingle Bells starting with the "Dashing through the snow..." part)
Being time guardress
Sure isn't much fun...
Watching Chibiusa
Pulling out a gun (AN: manga)
My Princess crying...
I sure can't stand her wails
And even if we even miss one droid
Our whole mission fails...
OHHHHHHH....
Take the gates
Blow them up
See if I really care?
Tell me if you really think
That I dyed my hair
Take those gates
Smash them up
I could really care less
I just hope I will come out
Even less a mess
Now once the gates are gone
I am finally free
No more duty for I...
I can finally think about ME!
No more business
For duty won't be there
More free time for me me me
... I could sign up to be mayor
Take those gates
Give them away
Please get rid of them
Maybe after words
I can help out poor Kim!
Take those gates
Pass them up
To whom it doesn't matter
Why should I guard the gates
While Mako-chan only mixes batter
[Due to popular demand (and writer's block) I have stuck the famous Plutonian "Time Guardress" song into version two: Christmas style of my songs... Enjoy!]
My Proof and the Payback She Had (to the tune of the Little Drummer Boy)
Up the aisle did Demando then walk
(drums)
For he and Mamo-chan did have a great talk
(drums)
No attractions did either man feel
(drums)
So Hentai-Master had made a great deal
Of what wasn't real
How bad does Kim feel
(drums)
But silently did she make a great cheer
(drums)
Which was rather queer
Sailor Moon did then have it her way
(drums)
The evil EC peeps must really now pay
(drums)
For her Mamo-chan would never turn gay
(drums)
Because Naoko-chan did not made it that way
So dead must they lay
Care not what I say
(drums)
No mercy must we have here
(drums)
Which was not found queer
The deeds the senshi did purposely do
(drums)
Shouldn't be related to you
(drums)
For these few songs are rated PG
(drums)
And the little kids should 'prolly not see
The now 'improved' EC
And I state "HEHE!!!!"
(drums)
May I now remind all dear
(drums)
Payback is queer
(drums)
[I say this to all in the EC who have agreed with the Hentai-master that Demando is gay. This song was originally written out in three different pen colors; green, pink, and purple. The purple means NOTHING! so HA!]
Blasted Speeches From the SPOV *senshi point of view* (To the tune of the dradel song!)
Youma youma youma
We battle you today
And when the speech is finished
More pain will then relay
[I secretly think this to myself during the SM episodes while also secretly wishing to see Kamen loose balance and tumble to the hard, cold pavement below... EEPS! *runs away from the mad Kamen mob*]
Crossdressers (to the tune of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)
She really was not graceful
That we really all could say
For up on Tuxy's lamp-post
Did gravity come to play
The thorns upon the roses
Weren't a very pleasant thing
For when she tried to throw them
Her screams made our poor ears ring
So the cape did not suit her
Or the tuxedo
She thought she would make a good man
So the rules were followed best as can
Then tuxy came and beat her
For Haruka had gone and stole his job
And no longer will the senshi
Use a rose to unlock my doorknob
[*runs from both the Tuxy mob and the Haruka mob* I had to make it clear that only a cat could stay on a lamp post and not fall! REALLY!!! It's true!!!!]
~ Achicagoil
Songs That Never Aired on Sailor Moon... version 2!!!!!
By: Achicagoil
Rated: PG-13... much Kamen bashing lol
Years of Fandom (to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas")
On my first year of fandom my parents gave to me:
one stuffed voodoo doll bunny
On my second year of fandom my parents gave to me
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed voodoo doll bunny
On my third year of fandom my parents gave to me
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed voodoo doll bunny
On my fourth year of fandom my parents gave to me
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed voodoo doll bunny
On my fifth year of fandom my parents gave to me
FIVE, DUBBED MOON SEASONS!!!!
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed voodoo doll shaped bunny
On my sixth year of fanfom my parents gave to me
Six sets of villians
FIVE, DUBBED MOON SEASONS!!!!
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed, voodoo doll shaped bunny
On my seventh year of fandom my parents gave to me
Seven wilted roses
Six sets of villians
FIVE, DUBBED MOON SEASONS!!!!
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed voodoo doll bunny
On my eight year of fandom my parents gave to me
Eight torn up manga
Seven wilted roses
Six sets of villains
FIVE, DUBBED MOON SEASONS!!!!
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed voodoo doll shaped bunny
On my ninth year of fandom my parents gave to me
Nine attacked planets
Eight torn-up manga
Seven wilted roses
Six sets of villains
FIVE, DUBBED MOON SEASONS!!!!
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
And one stuffed voodoo doll bunny
On my tenth year of fandom my parents gave to me
Ten headless moon dolls
Nine attacked planets
Eight torn-up manga
Seven wilted roses
Six sets of villains
FIVE, DUBBED MOON SEASONS!!!!
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed, voodoo doll bunny
On my eleventh year of fandom my parents gave to me
Eleven old crushed diamons
Ten headless moon dolls
Nine attacked planets
Eight torn-up manga
Seven wilted roses
Six sets of villains
FIVE, DUBBED MOON SEASONS!!!!
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed, voodoo doll bunny
On my twelfth year of fandom my parents gave to me
Twelve senshi eulogies
Eleven old crushed diamons
Ten headless moon dolls
Nine attacked planets
Eight torn-up manga
Seven wilted roses
Six sets of villains
FIVE, DUBBED MOON SEASONS!!!!
Four blown-up outers
Three roadkill cats
Two DiC cousins
and one stuffed, voodoo doll bunny
AND ONE STUFFED, VOODOO DOLL BUNNNYYYY!!!!!!!
[Kim's comments: Over the past four years, my parents have shown me much enthusiasm to my Sailor Moon fandom. This song is just an example of the gifts they would get me for presents could they find it on Ebay... I never said it was positive enthusiasm...]
Kim Says (to the tune of "Deck the Halls")
Break a vase with rose from 'hubby'
falalalala la la la la
Take a bath with demon and tubby
falalalala la la la la
Climb back out for a scout meeting
Falala lalala la la la
Be late and get a beating
falalalala la la la la
Take o'er the world with Nephrite's Leon
falalalala la la la la
Don't forget 'bout Endymion
falalalala la la la la
For him was Beryl nutty
falala lalala la la la
But for a queen was she slutty
falalalala la la la la
Seduce all with your main plan
falalalala la la la la
("In fashion will be my fan")
falalalala la la la la
Esmeraude was much mistaken
falala lalala la la la
For the dragon's life was taken
falalalala la la la la
Nephri-jo'o should have killed her
falalalala la la la la
But the plan did then soon wilter
falalalala la la la la
KILL THEM WITH YOUR OWN BARE HANDS!!!!!
falala lalala la la la
And ne'er kick them back to land
falalalala la la la la
[Kim's comments: My opinion of Sailor Moon series? I love them, but Gawd only KNOWS a teensy few things would have changed had I been in the series... And about the single verse left out... with Galaxia? I love Galaxia and Chaos, so why insult them? I just have issues with all the other villains from the series, minus Demando-oujisama-ai]
What's Up With the Starlights? (Sung to the tune of "Silent Night")
Henshin is not done
But not with much fun
"Woman or man?"
Does ask this one fan
Do they cross-dress
Just like Uranus?
Straight as those noodles
When all must say "Toodles!!!"
Are Havoc's comments really getting to me?
Demando's straight, please let him be
[Kim's comments: Hai, I know that in the manga they crossdress and that in the anime, they switch from guy to gal, but hey... WRITER'S BLOCK!!!! What do I have to say about it exactly? LOOKIE, HAVOC, JSW, CHER, AND JEMMA!!!! And Caitlin-hun, I even stuck in your 'Straight as over-cooked spaghetti!" comment in it!]
The Plutonian Story
(To the tune of Jingle Bells starting with the "Dashing through the snow..." part)
Being time guardress
Sure isn't much fun...
Watching Chibiusa
Pulling out a gun (AN: manga)
My Princess crying...
I sure can't stand her wails
And even if we even miss one droid
Our whole mission fails...
OHHHHHHH....
Take the gates
Blow them up
See if I really care?
Tell me if you really think
That I dyed my hair
Take those gates
Smash them up
I could really care less
I just hope I will come out
Even less a mess
Now once the gates are gone
I am finally free
No more duty for I...
I can finally think about ME!
No more business
For duty won't be there
More free time for me me me
... I could sign up to be mayor
Take those gates
Give them away
Please get rid of them
Maybe after words
I can help out poor Kim!
Take those gates
Pass them up
To whom it doesn't matter
Why should I guard the gates
While Mako-chan only mixes batter
[Due to popular demand (and writer's block) I have stuck the famous Plutonian "Time Guardress" song into version two: Christmas style of my songs... Enjoy!]
My Proof and the Payback She Had (to the tune of the Little Drummer Boy)
Up the aisle did Demando then walk
(drums)
For he and Mamo-chan did have a great talk
(drums)
No attractions did either man feel
(drums)
So Hentai-Master had made a great deal
Of what wasn't real
How bad does Kim feel
(drums)
But silently did she make a great cheer
(drums)
Which was rather queer
Sailor Moon did then have it her way
(drums)
The evil EC peeps must really now pay
(drums)
For her Mamo-chan would never turn gay
(drums)
Because Naoko-chan did not made it that way
So dead must they lay
Care not what I say
(drums)
No mercy must we have here
(drums)
Which was not found queer
The deeds the senshi did purposely do
(drums)
Shouldn't be related to you
(drums)
For these few songs are rated PG
(drums)
And the little kids should 'prolly not see
The now 'improved' EC
And I state "HEHE!!!!"
(drums)
May I now remind all dear
(drums)
Payback is queer
(drums)
[I say this to all in the EC who have agreed with the Hentai-master that Demando is gay. This song was originally written out in three different pen colors; green, pink, and purple. The purple means NOTHING! so HA!]
Blasted Speeches From the SPOV *senshi point of view* (To the tune of the dradel song!)
Youma youma youma
We battle you today
And when the speech is finished
More pain will then relay
[I secretly think this to myself during the SM episodes while also secretly wishing to see Kamen loose balance and tumble to the hard, cold pavement below... EEPS! *runs away from the mad Kamen mob*]
Crossdressers (to the tune of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)
She really was not graceful
That we really all could say
For up on Tuxy's lamp-post
Did gravity come to play
The thorns upon the roses
Weren't a very pleasant thing
For when she tried to throw them
Her screams made our poor ears ring
So the cape did not suit her
Or the tuxedo
She thought she would make a good man
So the rules were followed best as can
Then tuxy came and beat her
For Haruka had gone and stole his job
And no longer will the senshi
Use a rose to unlock my doorknob
[*runs from both the Tuxy mob and the Haruka mob* I had to make it clear that only a cat could stay on a lamp post and not fall! REALLY!!! It's true!!!!]
