A/N: Okey dokes, here's Snapie's schedule! Next time, I think I WILL do Sirius's.... thanks for the idea, Star. And please, anyone who is reading this, if you want to read a Remus fic, not slash (not that there's anything wrong with that), set in MWPP days, then read my A Remus Story! And review it! Chapter seven should be up sometime between now and a week from now.... Because I seem to be having better success with this "fic" than with A Remus Story, and this only has two chapters (this being the third).

This probably won't be as good as Voldie's schedule, but who cares? read and review if you feel the want to, no pressure, but I do LOVE reviewers....

And I'm making up some plants here, so... um... just pretend they exist, okay?

Severus Snape's Daily Schedule

By: Xaviera Xylira

7:00 AM: Wake up to find a cheery fire cracking in the fireplace. Curse those happy little house elves....

7:13: Practice sneers, smirks, evil looks, and deep menacing voice after going over the list of insults to use today.

7:28: Check over Potter's homework one last time to make sure that I didn't miss any mistakes; and then grade him lower if he got any more points than usual.

7:45: Head down to Great Hall for breakfast after sending Peeves zooming into Moaning Myrtle's bathroom.

8:00: Arrive in Great Hall, eat breakfast, and make sure not to smile at anyone but a Slytherin.

8:30: Finish breakfast, then proceed to Potions dungeon to prepare for first class. Take out notes, lay out chemicals and herbs, etc.

9:00: First class of the day. Fifth year Hufflepuffs. Use menacing voice because it's fun to see them squirm in their seats.

9:17: Glare at Macmillan as he adds an extra kalsey root and excuse him for the Hospital Wing after his nose expands ten times it's regular size.

10:15: Second class. Third year Slytherins. Tell them how much better they're doing than the third year Gryffindors, and don't give them any homework.

11:30: Break. After catching Mrs. Norris slipping into Potions Dungeon, "accidentally" lock her in a nearby broom closet and "forget" where she is when Filch comes wailing.

NOON: Go to Great Hall for lunch. Glare at Gryffindors when passing their table. Eye Potter's goblet wistfully and think of the Veritaserum in robe pocket.

12:01PM: Roll eyes as an owl leaves a letter in my soup bowl and ignore strange looks from those who noticed (a/n: owl post only comes at breakfast, if I'm correct). A letter from the Dark Lord. How marvelous. Saying that he wants Potter "dead or alive, but preferably dead, with his head severed and pickled and roasted and served to him on a silver platter for his dinner." Roll eyes once more as McGonagall runs off to tell Potter the shocking news.

12:45: Third Class. First year Gryffindors. Have evil, demonic fun and enjoy watching the looks of pure terror on their faces. Assign four-foot parchment essay on the effects of Dolarina Powder, due day after tomorrow. Make mental note to cackle madly when out of hearing distance.

2:00: Sixth year Ravenclaws. Give page number and assign homework. Ravenclaws are too smart anyway, no point in letting them show it off by having a real lesson. Spend time instead thinking of excuses to get Potter expelled.

3:15: Break. Write down excuses for getting Potter expelled. Some are too good to forget.

3:45: Second year Hufflepuffs. Roll eyes as they shuffle shyly into classroom and avoid eye contact. Sigh in exasperation as one girl trembles with fear when called upon.

5:00: Last class. Seventh year Slytherins. Smile at the future of the world. These are some good students. Assign no homework. Let them have a free study period. They've earned it. They're all such good children.

6:15: End classes for day. Refrain from jumping up and down, throwing papers in the air, and shouting "THANK MERLIN!". Instead, hold back Slytherin captain and send him on a mission to spy on the Gryffindor quidditch team, who's practicing tonight.

6:28: Once Slytherin captain has left, break out at a fast-paced walk for Dumbledore's office, then proceed in telling him why Potter should be expelled.

6:38: Trudge dejectedly out of Dumbledore's office after he refuses to see the light and order detention some innocent second-year Ravenclaws for breathing loudly.

6:45: Pace in office with a serious and thoughtful expression so that if someone happens to drop in unexpectedly I can just say I was "thinking about things" without admitting that I was actually puzzling over Witch Weekly's crossword puzzle.

7:50: Still pacing. Crossword puzzle is more puzzling than last month's.

8:30: Quidditch practice is over; Slytherin captain brings me out of my thoughtful state as he knocks noisily on my door.

8:45: Dissmiss captain, then fume and ramble to myself about those blasted Gryffindors. Sulk even more when thinking of how Potter is actually staying after to improve himself.

9:00: Stop fuming over quidditch to realize that Potter has been hero-napped by some Death Eater in disguise by way of portkey and begin to fume again, this time about the degrading abilities of the Dark Lord.

9:30: Stop fuming long enough to puzzle over crossword puzzle.

10:00: Start to feel guilty about not feeling sorry for the Dark Lord. The poor half-human thing--- there's really nothing more pathetic than false hope. Start fuming again.

10:55: Refrain from jumping for joy with blissful happiness when discovering that Potter has a broken arm and a few fractured ribs. Then sulk, asking Merlin why he couldn't have broken a few other bones and torn a ligament or something.

11:00: Bite back nasty comments and outraged exclamations when Dumbledore awards Potter 500 house points for saving the world... again.

11:05: Fall asleep with a cheery fire cracking in the fire place. Curse those happy little house elves....

A/N: I don't like it as much as Voldie's. Here's some more characters I'm thinking of doing: Sirius, Peeves, Lucius Malfoy, Dumbledore, Rita Skeeter (we'll pretend that she hasn't been turned into a beetle yet), Moaning Myrtle (maybe, really MAYBE), Filch, Draco Malfoy, and possibly Ludo Bagman. Tell me which one you want to see, but I'll be more prone to giving you the schedule you want if you review my Remus story! That was pretty low of me... oh well! others have done it before! ~Xavi