A young girl walked along the smooth black street licking a lollipop. Her mother stood talking to a close friend that she hadn't seen in weeks and was oblivious to her daughter's actions.

Bartleby and Loki hit the hot road hard which startled the young girl. "Yeah thanks!" Loki yelled to the ground. He looked up at the little girl who stood there staring at the once again fallen angels. "Hey there," Loki said with a wave.

The girl was now frozen stunned at the sight. "Who are you?"

"Well, um, I am an angel sent by God to help you through these- Ah, shit I can't go through with it, it's just too cheesy!" Loki laughed.

"Mom-," the girl began to scream as Loki ran over and covered her mouth.

"Shhhh, wait a second. Is that the new tootie frutie yumie tummie Harry Potter lollipop?" Loki asked.

"Yeah, it must be the, the greatest, the bestest, the most wonderfulness lollipop created, made ever!" The little girl responded in an irritating voice.

"Yo can you hook me up with a lick?"

"Loki!" Bartleby said.

"What, I wanna try it!"

"We'll go buy you one, right now if you want."

"But what if I don't like it?"

"Then throw it away!"

"It's the principle dude, the principle."

"I don't know why I fuckin' bother!"

"C'mon just give me a taste!" Loki pleaded to the girl.

"No, you have cooties!" She replied.

"No I don't!"

"Yes you do!"

Loki put his hand on one side of the lollipop as they tugged between them back and forth.

"Well then I told them how you dare even ask me if I want it in black," the mother told her friend. In the back round Loki was now holding up the lollipop teasing the girl.

"So what did they say?" The lady responded. Loki placed the lollipop near his tongue as he continued to taunt her.

"Well what else would I? I told her to shove the fuckin shoe up her ass!" The girl, now full of anger kicked Loki in the nuts. As Loki heaves over in pain the girl grabs the lollipop from his hand.

"I totally agree," the friend replied. Loki pulls on the girl's pigtail and she punches him in the stomach.

"Eat it, bitch," the little girl said to Loki as his eyes welled up in pain.

"Oh now it's on!" Loki screamed but before he could charge her Bartleby had held him back by his shirt collar. "You got off easy ya whore!"

The little girl skipped away as she turned and stuck her tongue out at him. "Yo man why did you fuckin stop me? I was about to totally take her!"

"I was trying to save what little dignity you had left." Bartleby smirked. "C'mon let's go find somewhere to live."

"No I want my fuckin lollipop!" Loki demanded.

"Okay, okay, we'll go to that quick stop over there, maybe rent some videos at the store next to it." Bartleby suggested.

"Can we get Good Will Hunting? Can we please, please, please?" Loki pleaded.

"Whatever," Bartleby sighed. He looked harder towards the quick stop and paused, "Wait a second. Is that Jay and Silent Bob?"

"Ooo! Where?" Loki asked excited.

"Right there." Bartleby pointed.

"Jay, Bob," Loki screamed, "Whassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?"

Jay perked up, "was it just me or did that sound like Loki." Silent Bob nodded. "Hey there are those two fucks right there!" Silent Bob looks at him funny. "Or it could be Holden and exec #2, or it could be Chuckie and Will, or it could be Jack and Edgar, or Chesty and Charlie, yeah or Matt and Ben. But what if it is them those to may try to fuckin kill us again?" Bob shrugs.

Loki and Bartleby approached Jay and Silent Bob as they put up their protective pose. "Hey, guys long time no see!" Loki said excitedly.

"Um yeah, Matt?" Jay asked confused.

"No-," Loki said as Bartleby elbowed him in the stomach, "I mean, who else would it be, of course it's me, Matt Damon. And this is my hetero life mate, Ben Affluck."

"Affleck," Bartleby whispered.

"Right."

"That's questionable," Jay whispered to Bob then too Loki and Bartleby he said, "Yeah dude sorry about that whole thing with the set but I mean we fuckin thought that you stole our big ass motha fucking movie check, and Silent Bob was torn apart." Bob elbows him in the side.

"Well, we as famous established actors are going to go buy normal cigarettes and lollipops," Bartleby said passing them.

"Catch ya later!" Loki said giving them a high five.

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After their almost dangerous mission to buy an important candy the two friends finally found an apartment to live in. As they watched a rerun of sponge bob and guzzled down beer Loki looked over at Bartleby, "You know Bartleby," he said, "I respect you in a lot of ways," he began to lean in to kiss him.

"Yeah?" Bartleby responded.

"Yeah," he suddenly turned back to the TV and simply replied, "but we almost forgot, Sara doesn't write slash."

"Your right! Damnit!"

A/N: That's it for now.