Hello everyone I'm back. yup, they tried to lock me up but I've managed to escape. *saws handcuffs off of herself * Well just to go over things with you again, just in case you forgot since this has taken me a while. (actually this is new) % denotes when I'm talking, you know, me, Cookie Monster, and @ denotes when Odango is trying to butt in!

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"Where have you guys been?" Makoto asks Minako and Yaten as they straggle themselves back to the campsite.

"Don't ask!" They answered in unison. (Meanwhile giving dirty looks to the author)



Usagi and Seiya are sitting by the lake watching the moon's reflection in the water. It would have been a peaceful romantic moment if everything that Seiya said didn't piss Usagi off. @Poor Seiya@

Suddenly being pulled by a boat that Kash was driving Rei came water skiing up in front of them. Much to their surprise she does a triple summersault dismount and lands perfectly in front of them with a bright orange life preserver on. "Tada!!!"

Usagi and Seiya clap with amusement but then Seiya remembered that it was Rei who told Usagi all of those horrible things. "So have you come to ruin my life some more?" He asked as he stood up displeased.

Usagi looks up at the two confused and doesn't know why Seiya would be mad at Rei, he's the one that's been a jerk.

"No, I came to tell Usagi the truth. Seiya didn't really mean those things the way I told you he did." Rei started pushing two of her fingers together.

"Huh?!" Usagi was herself.

"He didn't mean to be all hentai like that. and neither did I, actually if anyone is to blame here it is CM!! (Cookie Monster)" Rei looks at CM heated.

%Hey, you're always a b***h to her, I figured this was just in your character!%

"What?!!" Rei shouts back at her.

Yaten pops his head in. "She's right you know!" And disappears just as quickly as he had come.

"Yeah, I have to agree with them." Seiya shakes his head.

Rei storms off in a huff and Kash finally comes in from off of the boat. "You know you guys she was really upset and felt really bad that she did that to you."

"Yeah, well she should be." Seiya turns his back to him.

"Don't be all mad at me now, I'm the one who convinced her that she should come over here and apologize!" Kash tried desperately to defend himself.

Usagi gave him a huge hug. "Thank you Kash!" The hug was followed by a little peck on the cheek.

Kash fainted back into the grass with huge hearts in his eyes and little angels flying around his head. Seiya looked down at him and started shaking his head. "Great! Now we have to carry him back!"

"I think he looks cute like that, let's just leave him be. Besides, I really don't feel like carrying him all of the way back either." Usagi grinned at Seiya. "I'm sorry for being so mean to you, but I guess you can understand why now."

"It's OK Odango." Seiya turns and starts to walk back to the campsite to join the others. An evil thought entered his head at that moment. "You know Odango, we should get her back for that." Usagi displayed a huge smile and Seiya knew that a plan was in the works.

"What the hell is that?" Haka pointed above Makoto's head.

"If this is another one of your sick jokes you can just forget about it buddy!" Makoto said not taking her eyes off of the cards in front of her.

"No, really. It looks like a big lizard! And it looks like it's coming this way!" Haka got up and started desperately searching through his pockets.

Makoto's eyes grew wide when she noticed that Godzilla was swiftly approaching their campsite. %shut up Odango, I know what you're thinking%

"What are you doing? We have to get everyone together and get out of here! NOW!" Makoto screamed at Haka as she started to panic.

Haka smiled as he pulled a small handful of firecrackers out of his pocket. "I used to blow up your little cousins back on my planet buddy!" He shook the cheesy fireworks at Godzilla.

"Are you nuts? You have a couple of M80s and you think that you can kill Godzilla?" Makoto sweat dropped.

Haka started running towards where Godzilla was coming from and Makoto felt it was her position to follow him to knock some sense into his ass. A stupid little squirtle pokemon ran in front of the giant lizard and sent him crashing to the ground. Makoto and Haka just ducked and covered their heads waiting for impact, luckily for them the over grown iguana just barely missed them!

"Quick we've got to get everyone out of hear before it wakes up!" Makoto yelled pulling at Hakko's sleeve.

"Just a minute." Haka said as he shoved the entire handful of M80s up the lizard's nose. "There."

"Don't even think of lighting that!"

"Why not?" Haka asked while lighting the fuses. In seconds the fuses ignited and caused a huge explosion in the lizard's nose and covered both Makoto and Haka with giant lizard boogers.

"That's why!"

Seiya and Usagi made their way back to the campsite and noticed that no one was there. It was deathly quite and only the crackle of the fire could be heard, that is until the unzipping of a tent broke the silence.

Mamoru emerged from his tent wearing an old man smoking jacket similar to Hiatchi's at the end of Tekken III. "What the hell?" Usagi questioned lightly as Seiya just stared.

Mamoru was followed out of his tent by Kakyuu who was cutting up that stupid green jacket with a pair of scissors. "There, now I can be seen in public with you!" She commented as she tossed the shredded garment over her shoulder.

Mamoru just puffed away on his professor looking pipe and smiled. Seiya began to growl under his breath. How could Mamoru have just cheated on Usagi like that? Besides the fact he also laid his hands on his princess! "Why that son of a bi." Seiya muttered under his breath until he realized Usagi staring at him. "Gomen." He laughed nervously.

"AHHHHHH!!!" Makoto came screaming through the campsite covered with giant lizard snot. The strange looks on Seiya and Usagi's faces just continued. She was followed closely by Haka, who was also covered in mucus!

Mamoru stuck his foot out and tripped Makoto while she was running but then turned to look off into the sky and whistle like he had no idea what just happened. He received a good hard elbow to the ribs from Kakyuu. "What?" He asked.

After Haka stifled his laughs from watching Makoto eat dirt he was reminded of their present dilemma. "Godzilla is right behind us!! We have to get out of here!"

"WHAT!" They all cried in unison.

"Are you freakin deaf? I said." Haka started.

"Come on dumbass! They weren't serious. Let's get out of here!" Makoto grabbed Haka and started for the car. They all left their tents behind and piled into the two cars.

"What? Makoto when did you get a woody station wagon?" Ami asked as she was being shoved in the back.

"Shut up! Let's just say for now that I found it!" Makoto gave her an extra hard shove to get her smart-ass in the car.

"I want to ride with Odango!" Seiya whined while being pulled towards Mamoru's car by Kakyuu.

"Tough!"

"But Kakyuu." He whined like a sissy little schoolgirl.

@Whack!! That's what you get CM!! Now be nice to Seiya or else!@

%Make me!%

@I don't make monkeys I just train them!@

%Ohhhh, great come back!%

@Shut up! Do you want me to tell them about that time you discovered blue jello in your pants?@

%Ummm. no. alright let's get back to the story.%

The two cars sped down the highway, it had seemed like they had evaded Godzilla for the moment. "Question." Taiki said from the back seat next to Minako and Kash. "Why didn't we just transform and blast that thing?" * Looks to author *

%shrugs, I don't know. Odango went to the store so we'll blame it on her! Yeah! That's it!%

Meanwhile. in Mamoru's car which consisted of Mamoru (duh!), Kakyuu, Seiya, Yaten and Rei the stupidity continued. "Well since it's the middle of summer you don't play cold, you play hot!" Mamoru argued with Rei.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Kakyuu asked.

"Hot and cold! In the summer you have to roll up all of the windows and turn the heat on full blast and the first person to bitch about it has to do whatever the rest of the car agrees on them doing and in the winter you have to do the opposite. You roll the windows down and turn the air conditioner on." Mamoru gave her the 'duh-I-can't-believe-you-didn't-know- that' look.

"I wanted to ride with Usagi." Seiya complained with his arms crossed. "Are we almost there yet?"

"Will you just shut up already?" Yaten yelled. "We haven't heard anything out of your mouth except bitching and I'm getting sick of it!. What the." Yaten suddenly stopped and looked out the window next to Seiya.

Makoto's woody was passing them and there were a bunch of bare asses smiling back at them. "They're mooning us!" Rei screeched.

"Yeah, gee, I'm sure Haka had nothing to do with that one!" Kakyuu sighed.

"Woho! Look at that one! Who is that? That's a nice looking specimine!" Mamoru cheered as Makoto's car pulled ahead of them.

"AHHHH! That was Kash's butt!" Seiya yelled and pointed at Mamoru.

"What!"

"You were checking out Kash's butt!! Pervert!!" Rei laughed at him. "So you're gay? That's the REAL reason you broke up with Usagi!"

"WHAT?!" Mamoru and Seiya yelled at the same time.

"YOU'RE GAY!" Rei said leaning up between the seats to say it right in Mamoru's face. "I can't believe I ever dated you!"

"So if you're broken up with Usagi then that means that you didn't cheat on her! Great, now I don't have to beat the crap out of you!" Seiya did a mini-victory dance in his seat.

Kakyuu turned around and gave a quick slap upside the head. "Shut up!" As she turned around a squirrel flew up and got stuck on the windshield wipers. "AHHHHH!!!"

"Makoto ran over a squirrel and it shot up off of her back tire and hit my car!" Mamoru cried. "And I'm not gay!"

"If you say so buddy!" Yaten huffed.

"Mamoru! Get that dead squirrel off the windshield! That's freakin nasty!" Kakyuu screamed.

Mamoru turned the windshield wipers on but it only smeared squirrel guts all over the window.

@Gross@

%You think that's gross. Lol%

Through the bloodstained window the occupants of Mamoru's car could see Haka hanging his head out the window with a huge smile on his face and a sack in his hands. "What's that?"

"It looks like a bag of something."

"Wait he's taking something out of it."

"Oh God!"

"Is that what I think it is?"

"They're more dead squirrels!!!"

Suddenly the windshield became pelted with more dead squirrel corpses. Mamoru began to lose control of the car and it swerved dangerously on the road. Ah screw it, it went off the road. Yeah, that's better.

The five people crawled out of the car and noticed a giant sign.

"Pokemon release center." Yaten read.

"Well you plugged it up really well." Kakyuu commented. "That must have been where all of those damn pokemons were coming from."

"So by Haka throwing dead squirrels at us he ended up saving the world? Who would've thunk?" Rei shrugged and pulled out her cell phone.

"Who are you calling?" Seiya asked.

"Haruka."

"What? Wasn't it bad enough that we were almost killed in a stupid car accident but now you have to call Haruka to come and kill us?" Seiya threw his hands above his head.

Within minutes Haruka was on the scene with Michiru. Seiya and Yaten's eyes went wide with shock as they looked at the gigantic woman getting out of the car.

"Oi, what did you guys do?" Haruka waddled over to the group staring at her.

"YOUR PREGNANT?" Yaten and Seiya yelled at the same time.

"Well aren't you two the observant ones! And to think I always thought you were stupid!" Haruka shook her head.

"Alright, wait a minute, mind explaining this one to me? How the hell did that happen?" Yaten asked.

"I'm not going to stand out here in the middle of no where and explain to you how babies are made Yaten!" Haruka yelled and Michiru just laughed at him.

"Popcicles." Michiru answered.

O_o

"Yeah popcicles. Haruka got prego from eating too many root beer popcicles." Mamoru said so matter of factly that you would have thought this was a common place occurrence.

"Anyway."

"You guys are lucky you got to crash right next to my favorite paintball range!" Haruka started jumping for joy.

"Haruka!" Michiru yelled calming her down. "You're nine months pregnant! Don't be jumping around like that!"

"Sorry Michi." Haruka looked like a little kid who just got scolded.

"Haruka? Would it piss you off if we all went and played paintball without you?" Seiya asked slyly.

Haruka gave him the death glare. "Yes."

"Good then! I call the red paint!" Seiya took off.

"Screw you!! You're not getting a ride home now!"

Michiru dangled the keys in the air to let them all know that they were safe.

Meanwhile.

"I don't see them behind us." Taiki stated as he and Ami looked out the back window of Makoto's new woody. "We should turn around."

"I miss Seiya!" Usagi wailed.

"Oh shut up! You used to be so mean to that kid all the time and now you want him, get over it!" Ami yelled at her.

"Wow! Ami where did that come from?" Minako asked turning around.

Ami just blushed and turned back to watching out the window. Minako looked down at the seat next to her and saw the humungous pile of empty pixie stix wrappers by her side. "Nevermind."

"How did you get shot-gun?" Kash asked Haka who was flipping through the radio stations non-stop.

"Makoto thinks I'm hot shit so of course she asked me to come and sit by her."

Makoto reached over and opened the passenger door and shoved Haka out on to the road. "Tuck and roll Grandma!!"

"That wasn't very nice." Kash said.

"Stop being such a wussy!" Makoto glared at him in the rearview mirror.

"No, I mean he has all of our money, now what are we supposed to do?" Kash whined.

"I want to see Seiya!"

"SHUT UP!"

Makoto threw the car in reverse and back down the highway to where she had tossed Haka out.

"I knew you couldn't get enough of me baby!" He said trying to do a sexy pose by the side of the road as a hitchhiker.

"Maybe you should ride on the roof!"

"Hey, look over there!" Minako pointed off in the distance.

"Paint ball!" Kash got entirely over excited.

Back to the paint ball field.

The group was paying for their tickets and equipment when they read the sign. "You must be at least this tall to play this game. (don't worry of course Yaten makes it in!). You can only have 10 people on the field at once. and no hitting below the belt."

"Beautiful." Seiya said as he examined his paintball gun.

Yaten sweat dropped.

"Would you like fries with that?" Mamoru asked.

"What?" Seiya asked.

"Nothing." Mamoru walked away whistling with his hands behind his back.

"SEIYA!!!" Usagi came up screaming.

( This part is for you Odango ( They started making out profusely until Mamoru came up and tapped Usagi on the shoulder and asked her if she wanted fries with that.

"You're a dork Mamoru!" She said taking a break.

"Well it looks like there's too many of us now. We have to get rid of 2 people." Yaten muttered.

Suddenly the set changed and they were on a tv set just like the Weakest Link. That crazy red haired lady stood in front of them as they each stood behind their own podiums. "What senshi left their brain in their lunch box today? We'll find out, vote your weakest links off!"

For some reason the Jeopardy theme song was playing in the background as they all thought about and wrote down who they were going to vote out of this fic. "Times up."

"Makoto who did you pick?"

"Mamoru." She smiled and pretended to pick her nose at him.

"Ami who did you pick?"

"Taiki."

"What? Why?" Taiki asked shocked.

"Well I was thinking if we got out of this fic we could go somewhere else, hint hint!!"

"Oh."

"Anyway. Minako who did you pick?"

"Mamoru." She picked her wedgy at him.

"Rei who did you pick?"

"Mamoru."

"Usagi who did you pick?"

"Mamoru."

"What the hell did I do to you people?" Mamoru was fuming. He started running around the room in his smoking jacket spray painting obscenities about the Starlights.

"Do I even have to ask who you six voted off?"

The Starlights and Kakyuu shook their heads.

"Mamoru, get out of here! You are the weakest link, goodbye!"

"Well if he's going then so am I!" Kakyuu sighed and ran after him.

"That settles it, now we can play paintball."

"I don't want to any more."

"Tough!"

"No!"

"SHUT UP!!"

"Let's go to McDonalds and then the opera!" Taiki suggested. Everyone else shrugged and agreed.

@What the opera?@

%Yeah, the opera, problem?%

@No, I just want to go on the record as having nothing to do with this fic!@

%Well if you're not helping me write this go make me a sundae!%

* Odango huffs off *

Some how Haka ended up getting to drive the woody that the senshi found out Makoto had stolen from some nice old ladies in the woods. Let's just say that they were lucky they made it to McDonalds in one piece!

Haka pulled up to the drive thru nearly running it over. "Hey, you can take my order now."

"Yes, sir, can I take your order."

"Sir.. hahahahaaaa. it's going to take me forever to get used to that one. anyway, this is to go, I need 300 chocolate milkshakes and 2 cheese burgers."

"Yes sir, I'm aware that it's to go, you're in the drive thru."

"Did I mention this was to go?"

"No."

"Well this is to go." Haka got a smack to the back of the head from Makoto. "You want me." She rolled her eyes.

"I wish you would address me by my pro wrestling name." Ami said from the back to Taiki. "It's Rock Hard Ami."

"Eh?"

"Nevermind."

The milkshakes had to ride on the roof while Haka quickly inhaled the two cheeseburgers. "On to the show!"

"We have to get changed first if we're going there." Rei said squished between Yaten and Kash. (like she minded ^.~)

@I'm back and here's your freakin sundae!@

%Great, well I'll see you next time. I'm not writing anymore right now because I have a yummy sundae in front of me. Wait, Odango, I'm allergic to these nuts. You knew that.%

* Odango walks away whistling *