Written by Ryan (you may remember him if you've read Seventh Grade Notes,
which you should have)

At first, Joe felt really horrible about becoming a cube. He couldn't
see his family, or his friends. He couldn't enjoy doing all of his
favorite activities, like bowling with watermelons, or sitting on the
TV and watching the couch.

But since Joe was a positive person (and didn't have much to think about)
he began to realize that alot of good things were cube shaped.

After thinking for a while, Joe decided on being a dice, like in a board
game! It'd be fun to be thrown around, he said.

But he had one problem. How was he going to get to the board game
factory? After all, dice can't roll!