Written by Travis (who was also in "Seventh Grade Notes", if you're paying
attention)

It didn't take long for the dump workers to realize that one of the cubes
slight screaming noises and hopped around every few minutes. So they
figured that they should throw it out on the street.

He felt good about being thrown out on the street because he was one
step closer becoming a dice. But whenever he stuck his thumb out to
attempt to hitch hike it stabbed him in the eye. He kept trying and
trying but he kept getting stabbed. Alas, he could not take this next
step by himself.

But for a second, Joe thought he was already being played with as a dice!
But it didn't take Joe long to realize (because of the stench) that a
hobo had found him. He was being thrown around by the hobo.

Moments later a garbage truck came and picked up the hobo and Joe. Again
Joe was crushed into a small, metal cube, only now with a hobo beside
him. Oddly enough, this cube was actually smaller than the first.