What The.?!?

By Crash Override

None of these characters belong to me. This happens in Harry's 5th year, and yes, I know it the order of the phoenix, but who cares?????

The fluttering of owl wings could be heard in the Great Hall, like usual. Hedwig landed in front of Harry, Ron and Hermione. "Maybe it's a letter from Snuffles,"Ron said, making a grab for the letter that Hedwig dropped.

"Hey, that's mine!"Harry snapped.

Ron sighed. Harry had still been mad that Slytherin had won the Quidditch match. "Harry, there's always a next time,"Hermione assured him, attempting to cheer him up. Apparently, Harry did cheer up..after reading the letter. At the same time, Ron and Hermione made a grab for the envelope. "Hey, I got it first!"

"Yeah, you did. But, as always, ladies first!"

Harry sighed. It had been like this since yesterday in the school train. "It's from Oliver. He sent some cool moves he got from his fellow team mates, and this one is from his girl friend, team Seeker."

Ron stopped fighting for the envelope. "Wow,"he breathed. "Her name?"

"Dawn Rivers. He plans to propose to her next year."

"Well, write back to Oliver and tell him that your best friend Ron Weasley wants the whole teams autographs." Harry laughed. He borrowed a quil from Seamus and started writing. "You won't need to ask Oliver for Dawn's autograph. She's our new Defense Against Dark Arts teacher!"Hermione told Ron.

"Olivers awfully proud of her. Wrote one whole page of parchment about her. Probably her autobiography. 'Went to a private magic school at four, graduated at twelve, and she's now fifteen.'

"Sixteen? She must be bloody excellent. Dumbledore actually hired her!"Ron exclaimed. "Though I pity the 7th years; imagine having a teacher younger than you!"

Alicia Spinnet, one of the Gryfindor team seekers walked up to the trio. "Hi, Harry! Did you get a letter from Oliver? Heard he found true love at last. I think I've heard that name before."

"She's the new Defense Against Dark Arts teacher,"Hermione said dully."I wonder which school she went to."

"Wow,"Alicia said. "She's beautiful. Well, see you at practice Harry."

"She's cheerful today. Seen Fred and George?"Ron asked.

"Here, brother dear. Just trying to curse Malfoy into loving a Muggle- born,"George said.

"It'll be ready in no time,"Fred told them, while Harry was laughing his head off. Hermione peered into their cauldron. "It's supposed to look like water,"she told them. "Did you put in the pixie wings?"

George slapped his forehead. "Oh no!" Fred and George ran out of the hall with their cauldron.

"What lesson do we have first?"Ron asked.

"Defense Against Dark Arts with Slytherin,"Hermione whispered. The last thing the both of them wanted was Harry to hear the two words Draco and Slytherin.

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Sorry it was soooooooooo short. I promise I'll try to make the next chapter longer. Buh bye.