Pearl Harbor and the Real World
Episode Four

James: This whole camera shit is getting annoying.

Kate: Agreed.

Krysta: Why no Justin? NSYNC! HAHA. Teenybopping is the only way to go!

Josh: What the fuck?


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Confessional:

Josh: What the fuck?

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Ben: This has the makings of a fucked up movie.

Alec: How many fucked up movies have you made, Ben?

Ben: None. I AM A GOD! I have an Oscar.

Josh: ME TOO!

Kate: Josh, you don't have an Oscar.

Josh: I HAVE AN OSCAR MEYER WWWEEEEIIIIINNNNNEEEEERRRRR!

James: Right. Anyway, Matt and I broke up.

Ben: Why? Not that I care...

James: Because I saw him making out with you.

Ben: You saw that? DOH!

Josh: So, James, you're single now?

James: JOSH! I'm on the rebound. PUHLEASE. People on the rebound go for LOOKS. Not for people like you.

Josh: I HAVE LOOKS! I have great looks. (goes over to the mirror) You sexy bitch, you.

James: Oh right. I thought I was talking to Ben. Geez, sorry Josh. You wanna take me to get REALLY drunk?

Josh: SCORE!

Ben: HEY! I have looks too!

James: I do not consider face asses cool, Ben!

Josh: Yea Ben, no butt chins.

*Josh and James leave so James can get REALLY drunk*

Kate: So, Ben.

Ben: Yea?

Kate: You're not seriously gay, are you?

Ben: Hell no!

Kate: I like face asses.

*Ben walks over to the mirror* Ben: I DON'T HAVE A FACE ASS!

Kate: Right. But if you did, it would be really cute on you.

Ben: Are you hitting on me?

Kate: Maybe.

Ben: You wanna go make out?

Kate *giggles* : Sure!

Alec: Christina is waiting for me.

Cuba: What're you gonna do?

Alec: Watch American Pie again.

Cuba: Right. Silly of me for asking. *Alec leaves* Krysta, you don't need a babysitter or anything, right?

Krysta: Go shopping with Lance! TELL HIM I AM OVER JUSTY WUSTY! The hot little bastard.

Cuba: Right. Thanks Kay.

*Cuba leaves*

*Krysta watches NSYNC on MTV*

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Confessional:

Krysta: Haha. I'm over Justin. RRRIIIGGGHHHTTT.

Cuba: Lance and I are gonna be life partners. WOWSERS! We're going looking for a gown tomorrow.

Ben: Heh. Kate's a good, uh, kisser.

Kate: Ben is sooo sweet. My boyfriend, who will remain nameless and faceless, and I are no longer together. *Kate breaks down sobbing*

Josh: James is hot when she's drunk.

James: Josh is sooo silly! So are you Mr. Cameraman Dankerman! Hehe. I think I'm gonna stick a flower in my hair!

Alec: You know that part of American Pie that the girl is all... You know what I'm talking 'bout.

Josh: Hey, it's me again! I just wanted to know what do you do with a drunken sailor?
Cameraman: Hey, what's this fag doing? *throws Josh out of the confessional* That's better.

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Josh, James, Ben, Alec, Cuba, and Kate walk onto the set.

Michael Bay and Jerry somethingheimer are standing chit chatting about Titanic and how Pearl Harbor is much, much better than Titanic.

Josh, James, Ben, Alec, Cuba, and Kate all stand there as the two men talk.

Josh: Yo, Mr. Bay dude! We ready for work!

Mike: They didn't get the memo.

Jerry: Of course not. Their stupid idiots!

James*still recovering from the previous night*: Oh! We're supposed to be going to England today!

Kate: ENGLAND? REALLY?

Jerry: Uh, yea. James, what happened?

James: They forgot and I got drunk...

Mike: Okay, fine. But don't miss your plane. MTV would never forgive us.

*cameraman turns the camera on himself and nods like an asshole*

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What will happen in England?
Will Josh and James become a couple?
Kate visits her home.
Ben, Cuba, Krysta, and Alec all go to a soccer game.
SOCCER!
I hope you know how much I hate soccer. This should be fun.