By LEONheart Kennedy
Chapter Three
Or
Billy goes to Hell!
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This chapter is like 'The Adventures of the Mini-Goddess' where it's a bunch of little stories other than a huge chapter. I also decided to pick on Billy a bit since he avoided my wrath tus far! But not any more Billy-Boy! Tee-Hee! And because of one person's request, this will not be-or ever be, a Lemon.
Unless, of course, I get a bunch of responces asking me to! Warning though, I suck at Lemons! Both of my Yaoi stories sucked ass first chapter! I'm getting better though! Unfortunatly I only do Star Ocean Yaoi! Sorry Xeno-Fans! I'm also pissed off at the guy at Software Etc! If he doesn't stop making fun of me because I like Xenogears I will...........anyho, on with the story!
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Sigurd slammed his pillow over his head as hard drums rocked the ship. Finally, he got up, left his room and knocked on the door next to his.
Sigurd: BART, TURN IT DOWN!
The door quickly opened and out stepped Bart in a tank top and underwear. She also failed to turn off the radio.
Bart: What!?!
Sigurd: Turn it down!
Bart: Spin around?
Sigurd: Turn it down!
Bart: Jump up and down?
Sigurd: Turn it DOWN!
Bart: Pull them down?
Sigurd: TURN IT DOWN!
Bart: Ohhhhhhhh.........! Why didn't you say so?
He turns the radio down and Sigurd sadders back to his room.
Bart: pervert..........
Bart:MOTHER FUCKING, CHEEP PIECE OF SHIT! I DARE YOU! DO IT AGAIN............WHY YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH.......!!!!!!!!!!
In walks Billy, who just heard a bunch of yelling.
Billy: What's wrong Bart?
Bart: I'm playing Digimon Card Battle and the stupid opponent keeps using a move or card which deletes all my 'O' button power!
Billy: .........Why don't you just use the Triangle or 'X' attack?
Bart: (sigh) Because you get more experiance if you use strait 'O' attacks. (Checks the screen) SON OF A BITCH!
Billy: (Shreek!) Bart! Please watch your mouth! My virgin ears!
Bart: Sorry Billy. I'll try..............You MOTHER FUCKING, CUNT-LICKING, SHIT EATING, SON OF A WHORE BITCH, ASSHOLE! FUCKER!!!! (THUMP!)
Bart looks behind her to see Billy fainted an the ground.
Bart: Billy?
Everyone: Happy birthday to you....Happy birthday to you.....Happy birthday dear Barty.....happy birthday to you......
Everyone claps while Sigurd trys to stop Bart from making a Madonna bra with the party cups. He finally manages to convice Bart to wear it on her head.
Sigurd: Alright Bart, blow out your candles.
She does so and fails to blow out two.
Margie: That means you have two boyfri.......mmppppph!!
Sigurd had luckly claped his hands over her mouth.
Fei: Hey, everyone..............where's Rico?
Then on cue, the cake explodes and out pops Rico in nothing but a big red bow around you-know-what, which causes EVERYONE to run out of the room, screaming. Anyone who couldn't get out of the room fast enough, through themselves out the windows. Leaving Sigurd in a state of shock and Billy passed out on the floor.
Rico: What are you looking at?
Fei: Hey Bart, you do know it's close to Christmas, don't you?
Bart: Yep, so........WHATDIDYAGETME!?!
Fei: (sweatdrop) I..I can't tell you till Christmas, you know that!
Bart: Oh..Okay! So, what did ya want?
Fei: I was wondering what to give Billy.
Bart: I don't know either! I mean, what do you give to someone.....OH!
Fei: You have an idea?
Bart: Yep! HEY BILLY!
Here he comes.......
Billy: Yes, Bart?
Bart: Merry Christmas! (She lifts up her shirt, which makes Billy faint on the spot.)
Fei: I ment something I could give him.
Bart: Oh, sorry! (Tucks her shirt back in.)
