REVENGE OF THE TOMBOY PRINCESS!
By LEONheart Kennedy

Chapter Three

Or

Billy goes to Hell!

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This chapter is like 'The Adventures of the Mini-Goddess' where it's a bunch of little stories other than a huge chapter. I also decided to pick on Billy a bit since he avoided my wrath tus far! But not any more Billy-Boy! Tee-Hee! And because of one person's request, this will not be-or ever be, a Lemon.

Unless, of course, I get a bunch of responces asking me to! Warning though, I suck at Lemons! Both of my Yaoi stories sucked ass first chapter! I'm getting better though! Unfortunatly I only do Star Ocean Yaoi! Sorry Xeno-Fans! I'm also pissed off at the guy at Software Etc! If he doesn't stop making fun of me because I like Xenogears I will...........anyho, on with the story!

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Sigurd slammed his pillow over his head as hard drums rocked the ship. Finally, he got up, left his room and knocked on the door next to his.

Sigurd: BART, TURN IT DOWN!

The door quickly opened and out stepped Bart in a tank top and underwear. She also failed to turn off the radio.

Bart: What!?!

Sigurd: Turn it down!

Bart: Spin around?

Sigurd: Turn it down!

Bart: Jump up and down?

Sigurd: Turn it DOWN!

Bart: Pull them down?

Sigurd: TURN IT DOWN!

Bart: Ohhhhhhhh.........! Why didn't you say so?

He turns the radio down and Sigurd sadders back to his room.

Bart: pervert..........

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Bart:MOTHER FUCKING, CHEEP PIECE OF SHIT! I DARE YOU! DO IT AGAIN............WHY YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH.......!!!!!!!!!!

In walks Billy, who just heard a bunch of yelling.

Billy: What's wrong Bart?

Bart: I'm playing Digimon Card Battle and the stupid opponent keeps using a move or card which deletes all my 'O' button power!

Billy: .........Why don't you just use the Triangle or 'X' attack?

Bart: (sigh) Because you get more experiance if you use strait 'O' attacks. (Checks the screen) SON OF A BITCH!

Billy: (Shreek!) Bart! Please watch your mouth! My virgin ears!

Bart: Sorry Billy. I'll try..............You MOTHER FUCKING, CUNT-LICKING, SHIT EATING, SON OF A WHORE BITCH, ASSHOLE! FUCKER!!!! (THUMP!)

Bart looks behind her to see Billy fainted an the ground.

Bart: Billy?

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Everyone: Happy birthday to you....Happy birthday to you.....Happy birthday dear Barty.....happy birthday to you......

Everyone claps while Sigurd trys to stop Bart from making a Madonna bra with the party cups. He finally manages to convice Bart to wear it on her head.

Sigurd: Alright Bart, blow out your candles.

She does so and fails to blow out two.

Margie: That means you have two boyfri.......mmppppph!!

Sigurd had luckly claped his hands over her mouth.

Fei: Hey, everyone..............where's Rico?

Then on cue, the cake explodes and out pops Rico in nothing but a big red bow around you-know-what, which causes EVERYONE to run out of the room, screaming. Anyone who couldn't get out of the room fast enough, through themselves out the windows. Leaving Sigurd in a state of shock and Billy passed out on the floor.

Rico: What are you looking at?

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Fei: Hey Bart, you do know it's close to Christmas, don't you?

Bart: Yep, so........WHATDIDYAGETME!?!

Fei: (sweatdrop) I..I can't tell you till Christmas, you know that!

Bart: Oh..Okay! So, what did ya want?

Fei: I was wondering what to give Billy.

Bart: I don't know either! I mean, what do you give to someone.....OH!

Fei: You have an idea?

Bart: Yep! HEY BILLY!

Here he comes.......

Billy: Yes, Bart?

Bart: Merry Christmas! (She lifts up her shirt, which makes Billy faint on the spot.)

Fei: I ment something I could give him.

Bart: Oh, sorry! (Tucks her shirt back in.)

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