No, I don't know what Ed's doing on Earth either, or why the rest of the Bebop isn't with her. Or how she managed to fit into the Dragonball Z timeline. Or why the hell Buu was flying around the forest. Maybe it's alternate dimension or something.... Oh, and it's set around the beginning of the Buu saga, where the Hamsterbloke lets him out. Don't ask why.
She ran her fingers through her orange hair and cuddled her gloves to her cheek with the other hand. Her goggles hung about her neck and her white shirt was damp from a jump in the lake an hour earlier. She sat on the ground eating an apple and talking to a bird.

"And so, if Ed ate all of this apple, Ed would have no apples, see?"

The bird chirped.

"And if Ed picked two more apples, and then ate another, Ed would have one apple."

The bird chirped.

"Are you listening to Edward!"

The bird turned it's head for a few seconds, then chirped.

"GAH!" Ed threw up her hands in annoyance and then hollered "If you weren't her friend Ed would eat you!"

The bird chirped.


"Buu will go play now!" he chirruped to no-one in particular, and got to his chubby little legs*.

"Buuuuu!" he cooed happily, and took bouncily off into the forest, hopping from one foot to the other to walk. Not having something to chant, he settled upon chirruping "Buu, Buu, Buu, Buu!" repeatidly. And repeatidly. Until the end of time. Until... ARMAGEDDON. Until Oblivion. Bwah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Oh, ah, excuse me. Back to the lame fiction now!

Buu tilted back his head and saw a haze of red skipping through the treebranches (Why don't you all try to guess who.) "Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Trivuskeeee the fourth!" the 'Red Haze' shouted as it did numerous flips in the tree. It tumbled down and landed in a heap in front of Buu. Buu turned his head and stared at the lump. All of the sudden, legs and arms and a head sprouted from it and it leapt up. "Hell-ooooooooo!" shouted Ed. "I am Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Trivusky the fourth!"

Without even asking permission or anything, Ed threw her arms around Buu, looked up at him, and grinned. "Ed has told you her name! Now will you tell Ed your name?"

Buu (who should be very phased and need long hours of explanations, but for reasons of laziness is perfectly fine as if he had just been introduced to someone out a party) said "Buuuu!".

"Buu!" chirruped Ed.

"Ed!" chirruped Buu.

Then they grinned (Again with the grinning!) at eachother and ran off to do whatever little Ed and Buu-like things they usually do.


* I couldn't resist that, I'm sorry....I'm so obsessed with Buu it's not even humorous! Anymore.....

Alright, I know it sucked. The continuation: next time complete and utter boredom strikes. Oh, and one thing? As for crossover couples, Ed/Buu RAWKS!