Disclaimer: I own a cat, but not this game. Got the idea?
AN: Okay, I know the last chapter wasn't as funny as my first fan fic, but I'm working on it, I swear. I'd like to thank Falcon for giving me fake wings of hope, and if you reviewed after I wrote this, I thank you too.
Um, some of my words are most likly misspelled, don't kill me, I'm just not the best in English.
Interviwing Vivi
Blackbird is actually in a office/borrowed Literature classroom. Suddenly the door catches on fire and a hyperactive Vivi comes in.
Vivi: Ooooh!
He looks at a metal filling cabinate.
Vivi: Hmmm... Non-flamable, eh? Lets find out!
He quickly sets to work and soon a puddle of melted metal is on the floor.
Blackbird: Um, excuse me? Are you okay?
Vivi, muttering: Call me an arcerist, will you?! Oh yeah Mom, send me to the counseler?!!? Take that Mom! (He throws a fireball at the wall) Take that Dr. Katrina!! (throws one at the book shelf)
Blackbird: Viv, would you like a nice lolipop? (Holds one out)
Vivi: Yesyesyesyesyesyes!!!
He grabs it and sits on the floor eating the candy while Blackbird puts out the fires with a fire hose. (AN: Don't ask how she got it, This is my fic and anything can happen)
Blackbird: Um, I'm gonna ask you some more questions, okay?
Vivi: Gimme more candy!!!
Blackbird throws him a bag of her old Halloween candy.
Blackbird: Okay, what is your favorite quality of your character?
Vivi: He can set fire to things, and he looks like me.
Blackbird, muttering: Of course he's gonna freaken look like you... You're him.
Vivi: What did you say?!
Blackbird: Nothing, nothing at all... Um, Why do you think you were chosen for your character?
Vivi: I like fire.
Blackbird: That's not what I asked.
Vivi: I like fire.
Blackbird: Okay.... Well, thats all I really wanted to know.... If you want you can go now.
Vivi gets up and sets all the flamable things in the room on fire.
Blackbird: ACK!!! Ms. Anderton is going to kill me!!!
Vivi walks out.
Blackbird looks around: Unless....
She makes sure nobody is looking and she drops a box of matches and sprints to Mexico.
************
AN: Was it funnier? Was it funny?!??! Tell meeee!!!
Oh yeah, word you might not have known:
Arcerist: Person who purposly sets things on fire for the fun of it.
Okay, thats all for right now.... FREAKEN REVIEW BEFORE YOU GO TO READ ANOTHER FANFIC!!!!
AN: Okay, I know the last chapter wasn't as funny as my first fan fic, but I'm working on it, I swear. I'd like to thank Falcon for giving me fake wings of hope, and if you reviewed after I wrote this, I thank you too.
Um, some of my words are most likly misspelled, don't kill me, I'm just not the best in English.
Interviwing Vivi
Blackbird is actually in a office/borrowed Literature classroom. Suddenly the door catches on fire and a hyperactive Vivi comes in.
Vivi: Ooooh!
He looks at a metal filling cabinate.
Vivi: Hmmm... Non-flamable, eh? Lets find out!
He quickly sets to work and soon a puddle of melted metal is on the floor.
Blackbird: Um, excuse me? Are you okay?
Vivi, muttering: Call me an arcerist, will you?! Oh yeah Mom, send me to the counseler?!!? Take that Mom! (He throws a fireball at the wall) Take that Dr. Katrina!! (throws one at the book shelf)
Blackbird: Viv, would you like a nice lolipop? (Holds one out)
Vivi: Yesyesyesyesyesyes!!!
He grabs it and sits on the floor eating the candy while Blackbird puts out the fires with a fire hose. (AN: Don't ask how she got it, This is my fic and anything can happen)
Blackbird: Um, I'm gonna ask you some more questions, okay?
Vivi: Gimme more candy!!!
Blackbird throws him a bag of her old Halloween candy.
Blackbird: Okay, what is your favorite quality of your character?
Vivi: He can set fire to things, and he looks like me.
Blackbird, muttering: Of course he's gonna freaken look like you... You're him.
Vivi: What did you say?!
Blackbird: Nothing, nothing at all... Um, Why do you think you were chosen for your character?
Vivi: I like fire.
Blackbird: That's not what I asked.
Vivi: I like fire.
Blackbird: Okay.... Well, thats all I really wanted to know.... If you want you can go now.
Vivi gets up and sets all the flamable things in the room on fire.
Blackbird: ACK!!! Ms. Anderton is going to kill me!!!
Vivi walks out.
Blackbird looks around: Unless....
She makes sure nobody is looking and she drops a box of matches and sprints to Mexico.
************
AN: Was it funnier? Was it funny?!??! Tell meeee!!!
Oh yeah, word you might not have known:
Arcerist: Person who purposly sets things on fire for the fun of it.
Okay, thats all for right now.... FREAKEN REVIEW BEFORE YOU GO TO READ ANOTHER FANFIC!!!!
