Disclaimer: I own a cat, but not this game. Got the idea?

AN: Okay, I know the last chapter wasn't as funny as my first fan fic, but I'm working on it, I swear. I'd like to thank Falcon for giving me fake wings of hope, and if you reviewed after I wrote this, I thank you too.

Um, some of my words are most likly misspelled, don't kill me, I'm just not the best in English.



Interviwing Vivi

Blackbird is actually in a office/borrowed Literature classroom. Suddenly the door catches on fire and a hyperactive Vivi comes in.

Vivi: Ooooh!

He looks at a metal filling cabinate.

Vivi: Hmmm... Non-flamable, eh? Lets find out!

He quickly sets to work and soon a puddle of melted metal is on the floor.

Blackbird: Um, excuse me? Are you okay?

Vivi, muttering: Call me an arcerist, will you?! Oh yeah Mom, send me to the counseler?!!? Take that Mom! (He throws a fireball at the wall) Take that Dr. Katrina!! (throws one at the book shelf)

Blackbird: Viv, would you like a nice lolipop? (Holds one out)

Vivi: Yesyesyesyesyesyes!!!

He grabs it and sits on the floor eating the candy while Blackbird puts out the fires with a fire hose. (AN: Don't ask how she got it, This is my fic and anything can happen)

Blackbird: Um, I'm gonna ask you some more questions, okay?

Vivi: Gimme more candy!!!

Blackbird throws him a bag of her old Halloween candy.

Blackbird: Okay, what is your favorite quality of your character?

Vivi: He can set fire to things, and he looks like me.

Blackbird, muttering: Of course he's gonna freaken look like you... You're him.

Vivi: What did you say?!

Blackbird: Nothing, nothing at all... Um, Why do you think you were chosen for your character?

Vivi: I like fire.

Blackbird: That's not what I asked.

Vivi: I like fire.

Blackbird: Okay.... Well, thats all I really wanted to know.... If you want you can go now.

Vivi gets up and sets all the flamable things in the room on fire.

Blackbird: ACK!!! Ms. Anderton is going to kill me!!!

Vivi walks out.

Blackbird looks around: Unless....

She makes sure nobody is looking and she drops a box of matches and sprints to Mexico.

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AN: Was it funnier? Was it funny?!??! Tell meeee!!!

Oh yeah, word you might not have known:

Arcerist: Person who purposly sets things on fire for the fun of it.

Okay, thats all for right now.... FREAKEN REVIEW BEFORE YOU GO TO READ ANOTHER FANFIC!!!!