Disclaimer: All I own is a kitty kat, M&Ms and a computer. Not Dragon Ball Z. If I did, Trunks would be the *married to ME* ruler of the universe, and known as the *badum* Purple Haired Wonder.
Okay, here is the REAL 1st chapter. Yamcha dies an unusually painful death at the hands of the blonde haired girl that cusses. Just wait until she hears about Freiza :P
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"What's your name?" Bulma asked tenderly to the girl who was cowering in the corner. Vegeta had scared the living daylights out of the girl by bellowing for food, and also showed Bulma how sensetive the girl's hearing was.
"My name. . .? Name. . ." She murmured airily, "My name is Atsu." "Do you have a last name, hun? And where are you from?" Bulma whispered softly, it seemed to comfort Atsu. "I don't know," Atsu whispered in her low voice.
"What do you mean?" Bulma shrieked loudly in shock, causing Atsu to plug her ears. "I can't, can't remember. . ." The girl whispered, as tears slid down her face.
"What do you mean you can't remember?" Bulma asked quietly, remembering Atsu's sensetive hearing.
"I just can't. It's like a big brick wall that I can't blow up," she was sad. "I feel like I'm missing something. . . someone. . . someone special. . ."
'Poor girl must have amnesia' "Do you have any idea why you were in my backyard?" "No."
"How old are you?" "14." Bulma sighed. This was hopeless. The girl knew nothing except for her age and name, therefore Bulma knew nothing. . .
Bulma took that thought back. She knew Atsu reminded her strongly of a boy Sayia-jin with the coloring reversed. She had short spiky blonde hair, just huge spiky chunks that covered her whole left eye and fell to her shoulders. She had soft, dull green eyes, that reflected a pained sadness. Her skin wasn't a perfect porclein peach like most girls, but instead a rough tanned brown, like she spent a lot of time in the sun. And she looked over 5 feet tall, but under 6 feet. Plus, she had that strange white tail. It wasn't like Goku and Vegeta's, who had a dark brown monkey tail. Bulma just hoped Atsu didn't turn into anything worse than a giant ape, or anything at all.
"Are you hungry at all?" Bulma got up from her previous crouching position. "Yes, I'm starved," Atsu rubbed her stomach. "Can I dry off and change clothes first?" "Sure, Atsu. Come with me to my room and we'll pick something out."
Bulma started walking up the stairs to her room. When she got there, she opened her closet and pulled out a pretty pink shirt and a matching skirt. Atsu looked at the outfit in disgust "I find skirts and the color pink offense and demeaning to the female kind," she said curtly, and pulled out a pair of baggy kahkis and an old blue shirt. She walked in the bathroom and changed.
Bulma raised her eyebrow. 'A girl that hates pink and skirts. Strange.' Bulma walked downstairs again to the kitchen to fix something for Atsu. She decided to make some rice stir-fry.
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"That smells good," Atsu smiled from the staircase. Bulma was again, shocked. Atsu resembeled a boy strongly. "Do I really look like a boy?" The girl cocked her head to the side.
"How. . . Did you know that's what I was thinking?" Bulma asked, surprised. "Oh, just a feeling," Atsu said airily.
"Well, Atsu. I prepared you some stir-fry. You'll be stuck at home with the Beast *Vegeta for the mentally imapaired* tonight, I'm going on a date with Yamcha to some fancy French restraunt. Just yell at the animal and he'll retreat to the TV or Gravity Room. Is there anything you need?" Bulma said quickly in one breath.
"Do you have any 5% binder acryllic and water color paint?" Atsu said. She had already sat down at the table and had finished the big pot of rice Bulma had made. It was supposed to feed Vegeta while Bulma was gone. This caused Bulma to groan, now she had TWO gigantic stomachs to feed.
"Uh, yeah. It's in the cabinet on the left in the lab. I'm going to get ready now." Bulma said, skipping to her room.
Atsu rolled her eyes and got the paint and worked on a cartoon cell.
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Atsu hugged Bulma tightly on the doorstep. "You look beautiful in that dress. Have a wonderful time, Miss Bulma. Thank you for all of your hospitality."
Yamcha pulled in the drive way in his "new" Capsule Corp. *mooched it from Bulma to take all his bimbo "friends" on dates* Unfortunatly, he didn't think Atsu was a 14 year old girl thanking Bulma for taking her in her house and taking care of her.
He saw her as an 18 year old blonde boy that was hugging HIS girlfriend. This infuriated him. Yamcha stomped up there in a huff, and punched Atsu in the stomach.
"Get away from my girlfriend you bastard!" Yamcha yelled, his fists clenched.
"What do you mean?" Atsu was quite taken a back, and shocked. Bulma said Yamcha was a powerful Z senshi, though she had yet to explain what exactly a Z senshi was. And that Yamcha was a nice, boring steady. Damn, she was wrong. Shock and contemplating thoughts quickly became anger though.
"How dare you talk to me like that? I was just thanking Miss Bulma for her hospitality!" Atsu kicked him in the back, launching a series of kicks and punches. And fortunatly *that's NOT a typo*, Yamcha was too slow to dodge her attacks.
Bulma looked almost giddy with delight. She knew Yamcha had been cheating on her, the strong smell of other women's perfume on his clothing and hair gave him away. Looked like Atsu would be saving her a long, hard break up. Thank Kami for little balls of burlap, the renewable resource.
Yamcha was evantually laying on the ground, his teeth were all fallen out and his legs looked broken. Atsu then introduced an odd looking wooden pole and rammed it into his stomach, causing his body to radiate a bright blue.
"You shall now die a slow, painful death." Atsu said without pity. No one called her a bastard and lived. Bulma frowned, maybe she would still have to break up with him herself. . .
"That will last five seconds. Bye!" Atsu said playfully, and Yamcha's heavy breathing stopped.
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It took Atsu a few minutes to realize she just killed someone. "It wasn't MY fault he was weak, and stupid. I'm sorry I ruined your date Miss Bulma."
"That's quite alright, Atsu. Yamcha was cheating on me anyway. You saved me a long, painful breakup," Bulma said, "Oh, and that first sentence made you sound like. . ."
"WOMAN!"
"Him," Bulma said with disgust, as she turned to serve the royal pain.
Atsu chuckeled, she had observed Vegeta and Bulma's antics and came to the conclusion they loved each other, just had issues with showing it. Expecially Vegeta. From what she gathered, Sayai-jins were used and made to serve the purple, transexual lizard that wanted domination of the universe called Freiza.
How pathetic.
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Okay, I'm going to put up Atsu's stats here, and expand on it everytime we (yes, I'm learning to.) learn something about Atsu. Kay?
Name: Atsu
Gender: Female
Age: 14
Hair: Blonde, Spiky
Eyes: Dull Green
Body: Tall and oddly thin with white tail
Marks: (Scars, tattoos, etc.) Scar on knee
Home: Capsule Corp.
Clothing: Anything Baggy
Food: Anything as long as there's a lot of it!
Buh Bye!
