The truth about Mario.
Once upon a time there was a guy named Mario.. Oh boy.. Mario was a ladies man, Yes-indeedy!
But because Princess Toadstool had money, and was hotter than everyone else... He liked her the most!
So..... Mario and Her hooked up.
But you see. Mario just liked to impress people. He really was a mean old cat abuser. Yes, His poor cat Yoshi was so mistreated. Princess Toadstool was starting to get feelings for the guy in the Viking hat though.. So Mario got a fake doctors degree JUST so he could impress the princess!! THEY SAILED AWAAAAY!! And The guy in the Viking hat adopted Yoshi and became a cat man.. And helped lifting radishes with the birdies and the fluffy cloud people that live in the snow..
And as for Mario.. he makes big bucks by giving everyone prescriptions for OxyCotin. Don't let Mario operate on you.. he's fake!
Once upon a time there was a guy named Mario.. Oh boy.. Mario was a ladies man, Yes-indeedy!
But because Princess Toadstool had money, and was hotter than everyone else... He liked her the most!
So..... Mario and Her hooked up.
But you see. Mario just liked to impress people. He really was a mean old cat abuser. Yes, His poor cat Yoshi was so mistreated. Princess Toadstool was starting to get feelings for the guy in the Viking hat though.. So Mario got a fake doctors degree JUST so he could impress the princess!! THEY SAILED AWAAAAY!! And The guy in the Viking hat adopted Yoshi and became a cat man.. And helped lifting radishes with the birdies and the fluffy cloud people that live in the snow..
And as for Mario.. he makes big bucks by giving everyone prescriptions for OxyCotin. Don't let Mario operate on you.. he's fake!
