Disclaimer: I do not own Children of the Corn. And that list '10 words that don't exist, but should' it's not mine either it's property of funnymail.com the only word that is mine is Mooha.



Elizabeth and Eve were sitting on the living room floor because erm they can.

"I'm bored," Eve said to Elizabeth.

"Hey! I gots another idea!" Elizabeth responded.

"And what's that?" Eve asked.

Elizabeth pulled out a piece of paper and a black pen.

"We will make up eleven words that don't exist but should," Elizabeth retorted.

"Hey your kinda smart!" Eve exclaimed.

"Ok what's one word," Elizabeth said staring hard at the paper.

"Umm, aquadexrous!" Eve said.

"And what does that mean?" Elizabeth asked.

"Possessing the ability to turn on the bathtub tap on and off with your toes!" Eve replied.

"Hey your kinda smart!" Elizabeth said jotting down the word.

"I know I know," Eve said coolly.

"Ooo I got one!" Elizabeth said jumping up.

"And that is?" Eve said.

"Carperpetuation, it means the act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance." Elizabeth said with pride.

"Hey I like that word," Eve retorted.

"You would," Elizabeth said.

An hour later.

"Ok what are the words again?" Eve asked.

"They are aquadexrous, carperpetuation, disconfect, elbonics, frust, lactomangulation, peppier, phonesia, pupkus, and telecrastination." Elizabeth responded. (AN: If you want to find out what they all mean E-mail me at Shdwprincess28@aol.com)

They both fell over laughing.

"Wait a minute, those words are big words!" Eve said with horror.

"No they aren't big words are like osteoporosis which have a meaning," Elizabeth said calmly.

"Oh peaches, your right," Eve said.

"I'm always right," Elizabeth responded.

"Hey you said Isaac came over and talked to you last night, what did you talk about?" Eve said with curiosity.

"Stuff," Elizabeth responded.

"What kinda stuff?" Eve asked.

"I forgot." Elizabeth replied.

"Oh," Eve said dropping the conversation.



Later that day they were all in church.

"Do you think Malachai would find the woopy cushion hidden on his chair?" Eve asked.

"He's to stupid to notice," Elizabeth replied with ease.

Just then Malachai came and sat down on the chair with the woopy cushion on it. There was a huge fart noise and everyone looked in Malachai's direction. Everyone laughed but Eve and Elizabeth. Isaac looked and saw Eve and Elizabeth sitting in the back not laughing at all.

"Why aren't you laughing its your joke?" Isaac asked.

"We're trying to laugh-" Eve started.

"But it's a written rule not to laugh at your own joke," Elizabeth finished.

"Yeah," Eve said.

Meanwhile.

Malachai was furious. Just then he looked over to see Eve, Elizabeth, and Isaac sitting and talking in the back. He turned bright red and was very very angry.