If you are wondering what those ten words mean here they are:
Aquadexrous: Possessing the ability to turn the bath tubtap on and off with your toes.
Carperpetuation: The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times reaching over picking it up examine it and then put it back down to give the vacuum one more try.
Disconfect: To sterilize a piece of confection (lollypop) you dropper on the floor by blowing on it assuming this will some how 'remove' all the germs.
Elbonics: The actions of 2 people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
Frust: The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he/she finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
Lactomangulation: Man handling the open end of the spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
Peppier: The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if the want fresh ground pepper.
Phonesia: The afflictions of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
Pupkus: The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose against it.
Telecrastination: The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up even if you're six inches away.
Aquadexrous: Possessing the ability to turn the bath tubtap on and off with your toes.
Carperpetuation: The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times reaching over picking it up examine it and then put it back down to give the vacuum one more try.
Disconfect: To sterilize a piece of confection (lollypop) you dropper on the floor by blowing on it assuming this will some how 'remove' all the germs.
Elbonics: The actions of 2 people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
Frust: The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he/she finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
Lactomangulation: Man handling the open end of the spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
Peppier: The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if the want fresh ground pepper.
Phonesia: The afflictions of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
Pupkus: The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose against it.
Telecrastination: The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up even if you're six inches away.
