You enter a room carefully. The blindfold over your eyes prevents you from seeing anything. In the back of your mind, someone is chanting, "You cannot escape your destiny," and someone else is breathing harshly.
At last the blindfold falls to the ground. In front of you are two men. One is dressed in black. The other in Jedi robes. Both are glaring at each other.
"Welcome, apprentice," the Jedi says. "I am Obi-Wan Kenobi." He is a young man of roughly 26. "My good friend here and I have been dueling this out ever since our deaths. It has not yet occurred to him that I killed him, not vice versa."
"A Sith Lord killed in you the end, Kenobi," Darth Maul hisses. "Get on with it. Tell your tale."
"Both of us failed in the end," Kenobi continues. "My apprentice failed. Darth Maul did not even get as far as training an apprentice. But...that is where you come in, my good friend."
"You see," he continues. "We have both written archives of our lessons to pass on. You must examine all the documents and train fiercely before you can ever become a Jedi Knight or Sith Lord. And the path that you do chose...well, that will prove who is the best Force user out here after all!"
Kenobi shoots a withering glare at Maul. "May the Force be with you...."
Author's Note: Um, needless to say, I was really, really, bored when I wrote that so please excuse my weirdness. The "lessons" that I wrote are not serious at all! Do not take them or this above intro seriously. I just hope that you find something in them amusing! =D
