In short I had a huge mess on my hands. The children were home yes but no nanny. So I took the liberty of writing an advirtisment. But just then the children came down stairs. They had written an advirtisment.
"You wrote and advirtisment!" I yelled.
"George I think we should hear it!" Winifred told me.
"Oh very well,"
Jane began. " Wanted a nanny for two adorable children,"
"Adorable well that is debatable I must say" I said.
"George please!"
Then I was taken aback when Jane began to sing. "If you want this Choice position have a cheery dispassion,"
"Now Jane I don't. . ."
"Take us on outings give us treat. Sing songs bring treats. Never be cross or cruel never give us caster oil or glue,"
"I put that in!" Michael chimed up.
" Love us as a son and daughter and never smell a Polly water,"
"I put that in too!" he said.
"If you won't scold and dominate us we will never give you cause to hate us. We won't hid your spectacles so you can't see, out toads in your bed or pepper in your teeth. Hurry nanny many thanks sincerely Jane and Michael Banks," She concluded her song and I was well ready fro the end and I hurried then off to bed and tor up the advirtisment.
"Play games sing songs bring treats hah! Winifred make sure that ad is in the morning newspaper!" I stormed off upstairs to my room.
