TWERPS WITHOUT PITY

By Allan North with apologies to Gene Pitney

When you're a pair of rockets as we
And famous is all you want to be
Why do those twerps hurt us so
Only our real fans would know
What the twerps without pity can do

Try to steal Pikachu to get far,
they all talk about how bad we are
Ours is not an easy age
when we end up in a cage
What those twerps without pity can do

Our Team has problems, many problems
We'll use any means to our end…
Come on and help us, try to help us
Before that crazed lightning rat blasts us off again
Take those panicked hands and grab me tight
Looks like once again we're back in flight

How can we keep love alive
How can we even survive
When that rotten mouse thunder shocks us two
What the twerps without pity can do

How can we keep love alive
How can we even survive
When that rotten mouse thunder shocks us two
What the twerps without pity can do

No, it isn't very pretty
What twerps without pity can do