Author: Ocean Black
E-mail: MrSpuds@the-pentagon.com
Disclaimer: *sigh* I hate these things...Anyways, I don't own OLS or it's characters and I'm not trying to profit from them, just trying to entertain you guys. Note to lawyers: You can't touch me! Ha! Ha! Ha! . )
Hi, It's me again. I'm going to finish this story and then I'm going to work on Forgotten Partner, but you guys could probably care less, am I right? Anyways, Everything has been going great for me so I thought I might make a sequel and give Jim a break, what do you guys think? Please read and review, thanks. Oh, almost forgot, thanks for the good reviews!
Another Bad Day for Jim
Chapter 2: Poor little Jimmy...
Jim sat down at the kitchen table, Mel was gone with Aisha so he had to make breakfast for himself. Jim got a chair and grabbed some pancake mix from the cupboard, when he tried to get down he lost his footing and ended up as white as a ghost.
"Aww man." He said as he got up and dusted himself off.
Jim peered into the box, there was only enough mix to make three pancakes.
"Well that's just great, now I'm going to have to fight with Gene over who gets these."
Jim turned on the stove and as he was flipping the pancakes, one flipped too high and landed on his head.
"Nice hat Jim." His partner commented as he walked into the kitchen.
"Shut up Aniki! Why are you up so early anyways?"
"I'm going out to breakfast with a girl I met yesterday."
'Well that's a relief. It looks like I get the pancakes all to myself.' Jim thought.
"But what about work Aniki?"
"What about it?"
"We need money Aniki! It's bad enough that we can't find a good job, we don't need you getting drunk all the time!"
"Hey, I'm sorry about last time. I thought you were Sally, I swear."
"Well just don't stay out with her too long, I really need you here if we get a job offer, we just can't let these things pass us by!" Jim said as he set down his pancakes and poured some syrup on them.
"Hey Jim, aren't you forgetting one?"
"What do you mean, Aniki?"
"Your hat." Gene pointed at the pancake on Jim's head.
Jim grumbled and pulled the pancake off his head, after throwing it away he then went upstairs to get the rest of it out of his hair. Once he got back downstairs though, he found that his breakfast was missing.
"Aniki!" He yelled.
"Whaf? Whaf I bo?" Gene asked with his cheeks stuffed.
"You ate my breakfast, that's what! I thought you said you were going out with some girl!"
Gene swallowed and said:
"Well I can't go out for a date on an empty stomach, can I?"
"But you're going out to breakfast!" Jim said with disbelief.
"See ya Jim." Gene said as he left.
"I just can't believe Aniki sometimes. I wonder what else there is to eat."
Jim checked in the fridge, it was as empty as his stomach.
"Looks like I'll have to go without breakfast for today."
he sat down and started working on his laptop, soon a call notice came up on the screen.
"I wonder who that could be?" Jim wondered as he opened the transmission.
Fred Lou came up on the screen, Jim let out a gasp of horror.
"What's the matter Jim? It's only me, your buddy Fred." Fred asked.
"That's what I was worried about." Jim said under his breath.
"What was that Jim?"
"Oh nothing Fred. Gene's out by the way."
"Don't worry about Gene, you can do this job without any problem."
"A job? How much does it pay?"
"two thousand wong for finishing the job and two hundred for the trip out there."
"Out there? It must be pretty far from town for the person to pay that kind of money."
"Yes, well it is a little far away. The man who you will be working for is a rancher known as Alex Golman, he needs you to fix some equipment of his, come over to my shop and I'll give you the directions."
"Can't you just give me the directions here, or send them to me?" Jim asked.
"What's that Jim? I can't hear you, I think the line is breaking up. Oh well, see you there." Fred said as he blew a kiss to him.
Jim rested his face in his hands.
"Ahh man. It's a good paying job, but do I have to go to Fred's place? I don't think things can get any worse."
Jim got everything he needed and took off in his efrau to go see Fred. After a lot of hugging, Fred gave Jim the directions.
"Goodbye and good luck Jim." Fred said as he stooped down and kissed Jim on the cheek.
Jim ran to his efrau screaming and quickly drove off. (A/N Sorry about that, it was disturbing but this is supposed to be Jim's bad day. )
*******
Several hours later, Jim came home covered with patches of green sticky fur.
"Why didn't Fred tell me that Alex was a Gooloom rancher? I'm allergic to them! Why did they have to fall on me? Now I have to take a shower." Jim complained.
After Jim had showered and changed he checked himself in the mirror. Just as he thought, big, blotchy rashes were breaking out all over his skin.
"I knew it, this just had to happen. I know, I 'll go work on efrau, that will take my mind off of today."
Jim worked on his car for about half an hour. Once he was nearly finished though, efrau sprang a leak and sprayed oil all over him. Jim got out from underneath the old hot rod.
"Not again! Now I have to take another shower! This is all your fault!" Jim said as he kicked the fender.
Jim gasped and covered his mouth with his hands.
"What have I done? I'm sorry baby."
Jim started petting and apologizing to the car. Then he went to go take another shower.
After his third shower, Jim was at his laptop working on their finances.
"We're never going to be able to pay off all these debts! Especially with Aniki going and spending all of our money on drinks and girls!"
Jim yawned, and almost nodded off.
"Man, it's almost dinner time, I wonder where Gene is? Oh well, it won't hurt if I do myself some good and take a nap." Jim said.
Jim layed down on the couch and quickly fell asleep.
*******
"Why won't th-this keyhole stop, stop mov-moving?" A drunk Gene said as he tried to open the door.
Gene managed to find the keyhole and unlock the door. He walked in and collapsed on the floor. He got back up and started looking for his younger partner.
"Where's J-Jim Jim the magical Jim!" Gene started singing.
"Ah, there he isss. Hiya Jimmy."
Gene stumbled forward and bumped into the wall.
"Well that wasn't very nice. Ah there you are."
Gene quietly tiptoed over to where Jim was sleeping and said:
"Ahh how shweeeet. Now for some fun."
Gene picked up some glue and squirted it on the palms of Jim's gloves. Then, he walked up the stairs and went to bed himself.
*******
Jim woke up feeling very refreshed, he yawned and got off the couch.
"I feel a lot better, I think this day is going to go a lot better too."
Jim put his hands on the back of his head and walked into the room they kept the phone in.
"I'd better call the girls and see if they're going to be back soon." He said.
Jim tried to lower his hands but he couldn't, they seemed to be stuck on his head.
"What's going on here? Gilliam. Gilliam!"
"What is it Jim?" Gilliiam asked.
"My hands are stuck, I don't know what happened, can you help me?"
Gilliam did a scan on Jim's hands and said:
"Well Jim there appears to be some glue on your gloves, I won't be able to help you get it off but perhaps you can use that pole for leverage. It might hurt, but it should work." Gilliam suggested.
"Thanks Gilliam."
Jim put his left arm around the pole and started to move forward. He pulled and pulled, and then his hands came unstuck along with some of his hair.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
*******
Aisha and Mel were on their way to Starwind and Hawking Enterprises, when they heard what sounded like Jim screaming.
"Uh-oh, did you hear that Aisha? It sounds like something happened to Jim." Melfina said.
"Of course I heard it! We'd better hurry!"
"Right!"
*******
"I bet Aniki was the one who was responsible, he's the only one that could and would have done something like this."
After ripping out a big patch of hair from the back of his head because of the glue, Jim had found a baseball cap to cover up the bald spot.
"Thanks to him I had to throw away my favorite gloves! I can't believe this!" Jim whined.
Then, Aisha and Melfina rushed inside.
"Jim are you okay?" Mel asked.
"What happened Jimmy? And what's with the hat?"
"Uhh...Nothing Aisha, and I just felt like wearing a hat, okay?"
"That's a good one Jim, you never wear a hat!" Aisha said as she tried to yank the hat off Jim.
"Hey! Quit Aisha! Leave me alone!"
Aisha did not listen to Jim's pleas though, she pulled off the hat.
"W-what happ-" Mel's question was interrupted by Aisha who was on the floor holding her stomach in laughter. Jim tried to cover up the bald spot, but it didn't stop Aisha from laughing.
"What happened Jim? What happened to your gloves, and your hair?" The bioandroid asked.
"Gene did this. He put glue on my gloves when I was sleeping, and when I put my hands on the back of my head, they were stuck so I had to pull them off."
Mel listened with concern, Aisha just laughed even harder.
"How do you know it was Gene?" Mel asked.
"Well you wouldn't do something like this would you Mel?" The bioandroid shook her head. "And Aisha teases me but she wouldn't have done something this extreme."
"You've got that right Jim." Aisha said ruffling Jim's hair.
"This has Gene written all over it."
Jim put the hat back on, and headed upstairs.
"Follow me, if my guess is correct then Gene is probably in bed right now."
The girls followed Jim to Gene's room and found Gene under the covers in his bed.
"Aniki! Wake up Aniki!" Jim said as he kicked Gene.
"Okay. I'm up, I'm up."
Gene sat up in his bed and clutched the back of his head as he did.
"Oh man, this hangover is killing me."
"Why did you do it Aniki?"
"What? What did I do?"
"You know very well what I'm talking about!"
"No seriously I don't. I can barely remember a thing since I left the bar."
Jim turned around and took off the hat, which started Gene into an uproar of laughter.
"You don't remember doing that?" Jim asked once gene had settled down.
"No, how'd it happen?"
"I was sleeping and you put glue on my gloves, and when I put my hands on the back of my head they were stuck." Jim explained.
"Well, I can sort of remember seeing you sleeping on the couch, but I don't think I was the one who did that to you."
Jim grabbed Gene by his collar and asked:
"What do you mean you don't think it was you?!"
"Guys, guys! Why don't we have dinner now? I'll fix your favorite meal Jim, okay?"
"Okay, that would be great Melfina."
"Why can't you ever fix my favorite meal?" Gene asked.
Jim punched Gene in the shoulder.
"Ow! What did I do?"
*******
Melfina had just finished cooking and they all sat down for dinner. Mel noticed that Jim was looking a little down so she asked:
"Jim? Are you okay? You've hardly touched your beef wompa, is there anything wrong with it?"
"No, it's fine Mel. I'm just not hungry right now."
"Then can I have yours?" Aisha asked.
"Sure Aisha."
Jim got up from the table and brought his plate to Aisha.
"Here you go." Jim said as he headed off to his room.
"Where are you going Jim?" Gene asked.
"I'm just going to think for a little bit."
Jim went into his room and closed the door.
*******
Jim rested his hands on the windowsill and stared out at the stars.
'Why is everything going wrong today? Why? Why am I having such a bad day?' he thought to himself.
*******
"You should apoligize."
Gene looked up at Melfina.
"Excuse me?"
"I think you should apoligize to Jim, for that joke you played on him."
"But Mel, I told him before. I don't think I di-"
"Please Gene, do it for me." Mel interrupted.
"Okay, I'll go and apologize to the little runt."
*******
'I'd better go to bed, perhaps things will be better in the morning.'
But before he could move from his spot, Gene slammed the door open, causing the window to smash Jim's fingers.
"Hey Jim, I ju-"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
The End
Well, what did you think? I know I'm not that good at angst, but I'm working on it, any tips would be appreciated.
Thanks for reading, and don't forget to review! Sorry that Forgotten Partner is taking so long, but I'm trying to come
up with a sort of sad song for someone to sing in the next chapter, some tips would be really appreciated, thanks in advance. )
E-mail: MrSpuds@the-pentagon.com
Disclaimer: *sigh* I hate these things...Anyways, I don't own OLS or it's characters and I'm not trying to profit from them, just trying to entertain you guys. Note to lawyers: You can't touch me! Ha! Ha! Ha! . )
Hi, It's me again. I'm going to finish this story and then I'm going to work on Forgotten Partner, but you guys could probably care less, am I right? Anyways, Everything has been going great for me so I thought I might make a sequel and give Jim a break, what do you guys think? Please read and review, thanks. Oh, almost forgot, thanks for the good reviews!
Another Bad Day for Jim
Chapter 2: Poor little Jimmy...
Jim sat down at the kitchen table, Mel was gone with Aisha so he had to make breakfast for himself. Jim got a chair and grabbed some pancake mix from the cupboard, when he tried to get down he lost his footing and ended up as white as a ghost.
"Aww man." He said as he got up and dusted himself off.
Jim peered into the box, there was only enough mix to make three pancakes.
"Well that's just great, now I'm going to have to fight with Gene over who gets these."
Jim turned on the stove and as he was flipping the pancakes, one flipped too high and landed on his head.
"Nice hat Jim." His partner commented as he walked into the kitchen.
"Shut up Aniki! Why are you up so early anyways?"
"I'm going out to breakfast with a girl I met yesterday."
'Well that's a relief. It looks like I get the pancakes all to myself.' Jim thought.
"But what about work Aniki?"
"What about it?"
"We need money Aniki! It's bad enough that we can't find a good job, we don't need you getting drunk all the time!"
"Hey, I'm sorry about last time. I thought you were Sally, I swear."
"Well just don't stay out with her too long, I really need you here if we get a job offer, we just can't let these things pass us by!" Jim said as he set down his pancakes and poured some syrup on them.
"Hey Jim, aren't you forgetting one?"
"What do you mean, Aniki?"
"Your hat." Gene pointed at the pancake on Jim's head.
Jim grumbled and pulled the pancake off his head, after throwing it away he then went upstairs to get the rest of it out of his hair. Once he got back downstairs though, he found that his breakfast was missing.
"Aniki!" He yelled.
"Whaf? Whaf I bo?" Gene asked with his cheeks stuffed.
"You ate my breakfast, that's what! I thought you said you were going out with some girl!"
Gene swallowed and said:
"Well I can't go out for a date on an empty stomach, can I?"
"But you're going out to breakfast!" Jim said with disbelief.
"See ya Jim." Gene said as he left.
"I just can't believe Aniki sometimes. I wonder what else there is to eat."
Jim checked in the fridge, it was as empty as his stomach.
"Looks like I'll have to go without breakfast for today."
he sat down and started working on his laptop, soon a call notice came up on the screen.
"I wonder who that could be?" Jim wondered as he opened the transmission.
Fred Lou came up on the screen, Jim let out a gasp of horror.
"What's the matter Jim? It's only me, your buddy Fred." Fred asked.
"That's what I was worried about." Jim said under his breath.
"What was that Jim?"
"Oh nothing Fred. Gene's out by the way."
"Don't worry about Gene, you can do this job without any problem."
"A job? How much does it pay?"
"two thousand wong for finishing the job and two hundred for the trip out there."
"Out there? It must be pretty far from town for the person to pay that kind of money."
"Yes, well it is a little far away. The man who you will be working for is a rancher known as Alex Golman, he needs you to fix some equipment of his, come over to my shop and I'll give you the directions."
"Can't you just give me the directions here, or send them to me?" Jim asked.
"What's that Jim? I can't hear you, I think the line is breaking up. Oh well, see you there." Fred said as he blew a kiss to him.
Jim rested his face in his hands.
"Ahh man. It's a good paying job, but do I have to go to Fred's place? I don't think things can get any worse."
Jim got everything he needed and took off in his efrau to go see Fred. After a lot of hugging, Fred gave Jim the directions.
"Goodbye and good luck Jim." Fred said as he stooped down and kissed Jim on the cheek.
Jim ran to his efrau screaming and quickly drove off. (A/N Sorry about that, it was disturbing but this is supposed to be Jim's bad day. )
*******
Several hours later, Jim came home covered with patches of green sticky fur.
"Why didn't Fred tell me that Alex was a Gooloom rancher? I'm allergic to them! Why did they have to fall on me? Now I have to take a shower." Jim complained.
After Jim had showered and changed he checked himself in the mirror. Just as he thought, big, blotchy rashes were breaking out all over his skin.
"I knew it, this just had to happen. I know, I 'll go work on efrau, that will take my mind off of today."
Jim worked on his car for about half an hour. Once he was nearly finished though, efrau sprang a leak and sprayed oil all over him. Jim got out from underneath the old hot rod.
"Not again! Now I have to take another shower! This is all your fault!" Jim said as he kicked the fender.
Jim gasped and covered his mouth with his hands.
"What have I done? I'm sorry baby."
Jim started petting and apologizing to the car. Then he went to go take another shower.
After his third shower, Jim was at his laptop working on their finances.
"We're never going to be able to pay off all these debts! Especially with Aniki going and spending all of our money on drinks and girls!"
Jim yawned, and almost nodded off.
"Man, it's almost dinner time, I wonder where Gene is? Oh well, it won't hurt if I do myself some good and take a nap." Jim said.
Jim layed down on the couch and quickly fell asleep.
*******
"Why won't th-this keyhole stop, stop mov-moving?" A drunk Gene said as he tried to open the door.
Gene managed to find the keyhole and unlock the door. He walked in and collapsed on the floor. He got back up and started looking for his younger partner.
"Where's J-Jim Jim the magical Jim!" Gene started singing.
"Ah, there he isss. Hiya Jimmy."
Gene stumbled forward and bumped into the wall.
"Well that wasn't very nice. Ah there you are."
Gene quietly tiptoed over to where Jim was sleeping and said:
"Ahh how shweeeet. Now for some fun."
Gene picked up some glue and squirted it on the palms of Jim's gloves. Then, he walked up the stairs and went to bed himself.
*******
Jim woke up feeling very refreshed, he yawned and got off the couch.
"I feel a lot better, I think this day is going to go a lot better too."
Jim put his hands on the back of his head and walked into the room they kept the phone in.
"I'd better call the girls and see if they're going to be back soon." He said.
Jim tried to lower his hands but he couldn't, they seemed to be stuck on his head.
"What's going on here? Gilliam. Gilliam!"
"What is it Jim?" Gilliiam asked.
"My hands are stuck, I don't know what happened, can you help me?"
Gilliam did a scan on Jim's hands and said:
"Well Jim there appears to be some glue on your gloves, I won't be able to help you get it off but perhaps you can use that pole for leverage. It might hurt, but it should work." Gilliam suggested.
"Thanks Gilliam."
Jim put his left arm around the pole and started to move forward. He pulled and pulled, and then his hands came unstuck along with some of his hair.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
*******
Aisha and Mel were on their way to Starwind and Hawking Enterprises, when they heard what sounded like Jim screaming.
"Uh-oh, did you hear that Aisha? It sounds like something happened to Jim." Melfina said.
"Of course I heard it! We'd better hurry!"
"Right!"
*******
"I bet Aniki was the one who was responsible, he's the only one that could and would have done something like this."
After ripping out a big patch of hair from the back of his head because of the glue, Jim had found a baseball cap to cover up the bald spot.
"Thanks to him I had to throw away my favorite gloves! I can't believe this!" Jim whined.
Then, Aisha and Melfina rushed inside.
"Jim are you okay?" Mel asked.
"What happened Jimmy? And what's with the hat?"
"Uhh...Nothing Aisha, and I just felt like wearing a hat, okay?"
"That's a good one Jim, you never wear a hat!" Aisha said as she tried to yank the hat off Jim.
"Hey! Quit Aisha! Leave me alone!"
Aisha did not listen to Jim's pleas though, she pulled off the hat.
"W-what happ-" Mel's question was interrupted by Aisha who was on the floor holding her stomach in laughter. Jim tried to cover up the bald spot, but it didn't stop Aisha from laughing.
"What happened Jim? What happened to your gloves, and your hair?" The bioandroid asked.
"Gene did this. He put glue on my gloves when I was sleeping, and when I put my hands on the back of my head, they were stuck so I had to pull them off."
Mel listened with concern, Aisha just laughed even harder.
"How do you know it was Gene?" Mel asked.
"Well you wouldn't do something like this would you Mel?" The bioandroid shook her head. "And Aisha teases me but she wouldn't have done something this extreme."
"You've got that right Jim." Aisha said ruffling Jim's hair.
"This has Gene written all over it."
Jim put the hat back on, and headed upstairs.
"Follow me, if my guess is correct then Gene is probably in bed right now."
The girls followed Jim to Gene's room and found Gene under the covers in his bed.
"Aniki! Wake up Aniki!" Jim said as he kicked Gene.
"Okay. I'm up, I'm up."
Gene sat up in his bed and clutched the back of his head as he did.
"Oh man, this hangover is killing me."
"Why did you do it Aniki?"
"What? What did I do?"
"You know very well what I'm talking about!"
"No seriously I don't. I can barely remember a thing since I left the bar."
Jim turned around and took off the hat, which started Gene into an uproar of laughter.
"You don't remember doing that?" Jim asked once gene had settled down.
"No, how'd it happen?"
"I was sleeping and you put glue on my gloves, and when I put my hands on the back of my head they were stuck." Jim explained.
"Well, I can sort of remember seeing you sleeping on the couch, but I don't think I was the one who did that to you."
Jim grabbed Gene by his collar and asked:
"What do you mean you don't think it was you?!"
"Guys, guys! Why don't we have dinner now? I'll fix your favorite meal Jim, okay?"
"Okay, that would be great Melfina."
"Why can't you ever fix my favorite meal?" Gene asked.
Jim punched Gene in the shoulder.
"Ow! What did I do?"
*******
Melfina had just finished cooking and they all sat down for dinner. Mel noticed that Jim was looking a little down so she asked:
"Jim? Are you okay? You've hardly touched your beef wompa, is there anything wrong with it?"
"No, it's fine Mel. I'm just not hungry right now."
"Then can I have yours?" Aisha asked.
"Sure Aisha."
Jim got up from the table and brought his plate to Aisha.
"Here you go." Jim said as he headed off to his room.
"Where are you going Jim?" Gene asked.
"I'm just going to think for a little bit."
Jim went into his room and closed the door.
*******
Jim rested his hands on the windowsill and stared out at the stars.
'Why is everything going wrong today? Why? Why am I having such a bad day?' he thought to himself.
*******
"You should apoligize."
Gene looked up at Melfina.
"Excuse me?"
"I think you should apoligize to Jim, for that joke you played on him."
"But Mel, I told him before. I don't think I di-"
"Please Gene, do it for me." Mel interrupted.
"Okay, I'll go and apologize to the little runt."
*******
'I'd better go to bed, perhaps things will be better in the morning.'
But before he could move from his spot, Gene slammed the door open, causing the window to smash Jim's fingers.
"Hey Jim, I ju-"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
The End
Well, what did you think? I know I'm not that good at angst, but I'm working on it, any tips would be appreciated.
Thanks for reading, and don't forget to review! Sorry that Forgotten Partner is taking so long, but I'm trying to come
up with a sort of sad song for someone to sing in the next chapter, some tips would be really appreciated, thanks in advance. )
