Xel-chan: Hi! I'm one of the authors Xellos! Better known as Xel-chan.

Navi: Hello! It's me Navi; I'm on vacation, so I decided to write a novel. She's no one.

Xel-chan: I was trying to be nice. Anyway, the super bitch Navi is helping me write.

Navi: You know a bitch is a female dog right? So why would I be a bitch? You hate me! How could you hate me! Everyone loves me cause I'm so cute and innocent and I never do anything wrong! I'm just a little girl! I'm not helping you. I never help. I'm not a follower, I'm a leader! You're helping me! Not vise versa!

Xel-chan: Get the toilet, Navi's full of shit.

Navi: That's not nice! Why are you being so mean to me! What did I do to you? I'm too cute and innocent to be yelled at! Everyone loves me! Why do you hate me? How do you lift the toilet anyway? I thought they were bolted into the wall. If they are bolted, how do you lift them out? Plus, I didn't know us fictional characters used the bathroom! We always have to follow some stupid blonde boy who has no idea where he's going and you have to remind him all the time about what to do. How can you use the bathroom through all that? ~gasp~

Xel-chan: Umm, ooookay that was a mouthful. Hey, is that Heero?

Navi- What? Where? Hello Heero! How are you? I'm fine. Fairies don't really have emotions so I usually have to create them. Hey! There's something in common with us! Ruto and Link have nothing in common, but they're engaged! Do you think opposites attract? If that's true then wouldn't you have a chance with Relena? ~gasp~

Heero: You talk too much

Xel-chan: I've told her that

Navi: Everyone says that! I have no idea what they're talking about though. I don't talk too much. Sometimes I find a hot topic and I like to press on it. I just keep going on and on and on and on and on like the energizer bunny and I can't stop. I just keep going and going and I just like that subject so much I start a new one! ~gasp~

Xel-chan: Whatever. Yo Heero, tell the boys we're about to start

Heero: You never told us what story we were doing.

Xel-chan: Well that, is a secret

Author's Notes: This is simply an intro to our fic. Now to tell you a few things. Happily Ever After is a series that as you may have guessed, writes parodies of fairy tales. We use the Gundam characters as actors. If you have any requests, tell us and we will gladly write it up. Thanks!!! I hope you enjoy reading and C&C is always appreciated.

Disclaimer: This is for the whole series so I don't have to repeat myself. I do not own these fairy tales, Gundam Wing, Zelda, or Slayers. So there I've said it. I own nothing, nada, zilch.