Xel-chan: Hi! SecretMotor Inc. here again. It's time for Survey Says! Now,
there's something I was supposed to say, oh yeah, reply must be five lines.
Duo starts!
Duo: Me falling down the stair was not funny. Me being a princess was not funny. (hyperventilating) And now that I think of it, the whole friggin' story wasn't funny! (calmer) However, Wufei being the fairy godmother was a chance that the gods of heaven have granted me.
Xel-chan: Great! Heero you're next!
Heero: It was idiotic, mushy and stupid.
Xel-chan: Five lines gun boy
Heero: Hn. The grammar was horrible, the plot was stupid. Spell check was your only saving grace. The humor was mediocre at best. Wufei in a skirt, fairy wings and high heels was a sight I coulda done fine without, has it been five lines yet?
Xel-chan: Yeah, but I wanna hear the rest
Heero: Hn. You made me sound like a love sick idiot.
Duo: The idiot part's right though
Xel-chan: Gentlemen please. Link's next!
Link: The plot was stupid. The main character was a guy. That was the sickest form of cross-dressing I have ever seen. And making this guy (points to Duo) a princess was the BIGGEST change.ever! Don't expect me to save him Navi, he's too far gone. Sadly, I still can't tell if he's a boy.
Navi: Oh lighten up Link! You don't have to save Duo cause its only a story and in stories you can do whatever you want! Like you can make Duo a bunny rabbit and it'll be okay! I like stories a lot cause most of the time they aren't real cause if they were I'd have nightmares from all the monsters and bad guys and evil people! But I shouldn't be scared cause I got Link and he's the Hero of Time so he can always kill all those bad guys! The master sword is heavy sometimes which is why Link is so strong. He's not weak like those two pilots who have to kill people with guns and heavy machinery. I want a gun too cause sometimes a fairy.
Link: Ok Navi breathe
Heero & Duo: No more God please no more!
Xel-chan: What makes you think Duo's a boy?
Link: Cause if he's a girl, wouldn't his name be Dua?
Xel-chan: Umm, well, that is a secret.
Duo: What about your opinion?
Xel-chan: That's a secret too, get over it!
Link: Now! There's a surprise! What's with you and secrets? That's a secret, this is a secret. Hey Xel, what's 2+2?
Xel-chan: Well, umm, that's a secret also!
Heero: I think she's just covering the fact that she doesn't know the answer
Navi: I don't like secrets cause sometimes the have gossip and gossip is bad cause you make fun of people and that hurts peoples feelings. People should be nice to one another and quit making fun. Like I can say some nice things about you guys! Like Heero. I'll get back to him. Duo! He can get into a lady's night out pub for free! And Link can run around in a skirt and call it a tunic and Heero can. Heero can. Well Xel has a way of getting on your nerves cause she talks too much and Heero. Heero.
Link: It's a tunic! A TUNIC!
Duo: I think my masculinity is being threatened. First this story, now this pixie thingy
Xel-chan: And she says I talk too much
Heero: Omae O Koruso pixie girl
Navi: Hey that's sexist! I'm a fairy, a god damn fairy! I hate it when people call me pixie girl! It's not my fault I glow and crap! **$#*
Link: Don't worry Tinker Bell, You're no pixie. You're a bitch on wings.
Duo, Heero, & Xel-chan: Agreed!!
(Navi starts crying)
Link: At least she can't talk
Navi: Link that was a mean thing to say to poor little me! Don't ever try to act like you don't care about me, cause you do! The whole beginning plot of one of your games was to find me! Zelda says I'm pretty and she wants a fairy just like me cause I'm so sweet! So what do you have to say to that huh?
Link: Anyone want a fairy?
(Navi starts to cry again)
Duo: Get that pixie thingy away from me!
Heero: Omae O Koruso Pixie girl
Navi: That's not my name you *****! My name is NAVI! You're just mad cause you're destined to marry Relena! There's nothing you can do about it too! No matter how much you're in love with him.
Link: I can swear it's a her. I know nothing though! I should die right now and end it!
Navi: Jump! Jump! Jump!
(Link pulls out a dagger)
Link: Goodbye cruel world!
(stabs himself)
Navi: Noooooooo!
(Link laughs)
Navi: That was so mean!
Link: Got ya!
Navi: Go jump off a bridge!
Link: OK!
Duo: They scare me
Heero: Hn
Duo: Ya know Heero, you've been talking a lot lately
Heero: Hn
Duo: Umm, who are you in love with?
Navi: Heero fell in live with Relena WAY back when that stupid TV series started. The way he was gaping at her was sick! He got over it fast though and now he's trying to find a new love. Only one problem. No one would love a boy like he! Except for another boy. Enter Duo Maxwell.
Link: No one loves me either!
Navi: Sure they do! Lose the skirt and the stupid hood and presto! Instant cutie pie!
Link: It's a tunic you sick minded freak! A tunic! Not a skirt.
Navi: Sure.
Link: (mumbling BAD words)
Duo: Where'd you get your info?
Navi: I'm a Gundam Wing fan.
Duo: I do not have a cruch on Heero!
Link: NO! Wait. aren't you a. NO!
Navi: Tsk tsk. Shove him off Heero.
Heero: Who said you had a crushon me? You made that up yourself baka!
Navi: What's a baka?
Link: Probably another form of bitch.
Navi: Well! See how mean he is to girls? That proves he's gay!
Link: Or it proves you're annoying, stupid, and your mouth is about as wide as the Hover Dam
Duo: Baka actually means idiot.
Heero: Why is my sexuality suddenly a discussion between the skirt boy and the pixie girl?
Link: Trust the Jap to find a nickname for me
Navi: Another reason why he's gay
Link: Cause he's a Jap?
Navi: No cause he likes your skirt
Link: Tunic
Heero: Number one, I do not like his skirt. Number two, my sexuality isn't your business.
Duo: Yeah! Heero can be gay if he wants to!
Xel-chan: Isn't that an insult?
Link: Number 1, TUN-IC sound it out. TUN-IC. Definition: NOT A SKIRT
Navi: Number 2, all of you guys are gay so GET OVER IT.
Link: Now I know you're not talking about me.
Duo: That dude's (points to Link) probably more gay than me, at least I don't wear a skirt.
Link: (clears throat) Sure. Your hair speaks for itself.
Duo: Don't dis the hair skirt boy
Link: On no! So what shampoo do you use? Rogaine? Does it turn women on? Yeah~cough~right
Duo: Wrong again skirt boy! I'm not even interested in women, whoops, didn't mean to say that
Heero: Omae o Koruso Skirt Boy
Link BOOM! HAH!
Navi: Admits it! Yes!
Duo: Me falling down the stair was not funny. Me being a princess was not funny. (hyperventilating) And now that I think of it, the whole friggin' story wasn't funny! (calmer) However, Wufei being the fairy godmother was a chance that the gods of heaven have granted me.
Xel-chan: Great! Heero you're next!
Heero: It was idiotic, mushy and stupid.
Xel-chan: Five lines gun boy
Heero: Hn. The grammar was horrible, the plot was stupid. Spell check was your only saving grace. The humor was mediocre at best. Wufei in a skirt, fairy wings and high heels was a sight I coulda done fine without, has it been five lines yet?
Xel-chan: Yeah, but I wanna hear the rest
Heero: Hn. You made me sound like a love sick idiot.
Duo: The idiot part's right though
Xel-chan: Gentlemen please. Link's next!
Link: The plot was stupid. The main character was a guy. That was the sickest form of cross-dressing I have ever seen. And making this guy (points to Duo) a princess was the BIGGEST change.ever! Don't expect me to save him Navi, he's too far gone. Sadly, I still can't tell if he's a boy.
Navi: Oh lighten up Link! You don't have to save Duo cause its only a story and in stories you can do whatever you want! Like you can make Duo a bunny rabbit and it'll be okay! I like stories a lot cause most of the time they aren't real cause if they were I'd have nightmares from all the monsters and bad guys and evil people! But I shouldn't be scared cause I got Link and he's the Hero of Time so he can always kill all those bad guys! The master sword is heavy sometimes which is why Link is so strong. He's not weak like those two pilots who have to kill people with guns and heavy machinery. I want a gun too cause sometimes a fairy.
Link: Ok Navi breathe
Heero & Duo: No more God please no more!
Xel-chan: What makes you think Duo's a boy?
Link: Cause if he's a girl, wouldn't his name be Dua?
Xel-chan: Umm, well, that is a secret.
Duo: What about your opinion?
Xel-chan: That's a secret too, get over it!
Link: Now! There's a surprise! What's with you and secrets? That's a secret, this is a secret. Hey Xel, what's 2+2?
Xel-chan: Well, umm, that's a secret also!
Heero: I think she's just covering the fact that she doesn't know the answer
Navi: I don't like secrets cause sometimes the have gossip and gossip is bad cause you make fun of people and that hurts peoples feelings. People should be nice to one another and quit making fun. Like I can say some nice things about you guys! Like Heero. I'll get back to him. Duo! He can get into a lady's night out pub for free! And Link can run around in a skirt and call it a tunic and Heero can. Heero can. Well Xel has a way of getting on your nerves cause she talks too much and Heero. Heero.
Link: It's a tunic! A TUNIC!
Duo: I think my masculinity is being threatened. First this story, now this pixie thingy
Xel-chan: And she says I talk too much
Heero: Omae O Koruso pixie girl
Navi: Hey that's sexist! I'm a fairy, a god damn fairy! I hate it when people call me pixie girl! It's not my fault I glow and crap! **$#*
Link: Don't worry Tinker Bell, You're no pixie. You're a bitch on wings.
Duo, Heero, & Xel-chan: Agreed!!
(Navi starts crying)
Link: At least she can't talk
Navi: Link that was a mean thing to say to poor little me! Don't ever try to act like you don't care about me, cause you do! The whole beginning plot of one of your games was to find me! Zelda says I'm pretty and she wants a fairy just like me cause I'm so sweet! So what do you have to say to that huh?
Link: Anyone want a fairy?
(Navi starts to cry again)
Duo: Get that pixie thingy away from me!
Heero: Omae O Koruso Pixie girl
Navi: That's not my name you *****! My name is NAVI! You're just mad cause you're destined to marry Relena! There's nothing you can do about it too! No matter how much you're in love with him.
Link: I can swear it's a her. I know nothing though! I should die right now and end it!
Navi: Jump! Jump! Jump!
(Link pulls out a dagger)
Link: Goodbye cruel world!
(stabs himself)
Navi: Noooooooo!
(Link laughs)
Navi: That was so mean!
Link: Got ya!
Navi: Go jump off a bridge!
Link: OK!
Duo: They scare me
Heero: Hn
Duo: Ya know Heero, you've been talking a lot lately
Heero: Hn
Duo: Umm, who are you in love with?
Navi: Heero fell in live with Relena WAY back when that stupid TV series started. The way he was gaping at her was sick! He got over it fast though and now he's trying to find a new love. Only one problem. No one would love a boy like he! Except for another boy. Enter Duo Maxwell.
Link: No one loves me either!
Navi: Sure they do! Lose the skirt and the stupid hood and presto! Instant cutie pie!
Link: It's a tunic you sick minded freak! A tunic! Not a skirt.
Navi: Sure.
Link: (mumbling BAD words)
Duo: Where'd you get your info?
Navi: I'm a Gundam Wing fan.
Duo: I do not have a cruch on Heero!
Link: NO! Wait. aren't you a. NO!
Navi: Tsk tsk. Shove him off Heero.
Heero: Who said you had a crushon me? You made that up yourself baka!
Navi: What's a baka?
Link: Probably another form of bitch.
Navi: Well! See how mean he is to girls? That proves he's gay!
Link: Or it proves you're annoying, stupid, and your mouth is about as wide as the Hover Dam
Duo: Baka actually means idiot.
Heero: Why is my sexuality suddenly a discussion between the skirt boy and the pixie girl?
Link: Trust the Jap to find a nickname for me
Navi: Another reason why he's gay
Link: Cause he's a Jap?
Navi: No cause he likes your skirt
Link: Tunic
Heero: Number one, I do not like his skirt. Number two, my sexuality isn't your business.
Duo: Yeah! Heero can be gay if he wants to!
Xel-chan: Isn't that an insult?
Link: Number 1, TUN-IC sound it out. TUN-IC. Definition: NOT A SKIRT
Navi: Number 2, all of you guys are gay so GET OVER IT.
Link: Now I know you're not talking about me.
Duo: That dude's (points to Link) probably more gay than me, at least I don't wear a skirt.
Link: (clears throat) Sure. Your hair speaks for itself.
Duo: Don't dis the hair skirt boy
Link: On no! So what shampoo do you use? Rogaine? Does it turn women on? Yeah~cough~right
Duo: Wrong again skirt boy! I'm not even interested in women, whoops, didn't mean to say that
Heero: Omae o Koruso Skirt Boy
Link BOOM! HAH!
Navi: Admits it! Yes!
