Okay people! Second chapter! Under no demand, I made another one! Ya!!
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Author: We come again to find Sirius, Dumbledore, and there new found friend, Mr. Dope (who turns out to be a hand puppet) Having sweet, crazy, animals sex.
Sirius: Duuuuuuumbbbbbbledddddddoooooooree, yooooou haaaaavee beeeeen praaacticiiinngg haaaven'ttt you?
Dumbledore: Yes, but of course, with my friend, Mr. Dope!
Sirius: Buuuuttt, Mr. Dooooooppeee, is aaaa puppppettt on yooour handdddd, you meeeaaannn, thatttt... ewwwwwwwwwww!
Dumbledore: yeah, well, must be going now! Tootles! *Heads for the door way when James, Remus, and Peter come back in*)
James: Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: James.
Remus: Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: Remus.
*Awkward silence*
Dumbledore: Well, as I said before, off be going now, I hope to be seeing you boys soon again, eh? *Winks seductively*
James and Remus: *smiles back* Damn straight!
*Dumbledore exits the room*
Sirius: Heeeeeeeyyyy guuuuysss, whheeeree is Peeeeeterrrrr?
James: Oh, jammed in-between the do.... *Pauses* Where the fuck are your clothes, Sirius?
*Remus then too looks at Sirius, only to find him naked on the floor, VERY sweaty*
Remus: Damn Sirius! You didn't go have sex with Dumbledore, AGAIN did you?!
Sirius: Noooooo, oofff couuursseee nottt! *Pauses* Weeeelll, nott juuuusttt onnnlllyyy hiiiimmm...
*Peter then, crawls his mangled body up to Sirius and says weakly*
Peter: Mr. Dope too, right?
James: YOU TOO PETER!? That is nasty!
Peter: *says in a whisper* Hey, I saw you two go at it, like two rabbits, just a week ago!
James: *silent*
Remus: HA HA!
Peter: You too Remus, before we found out you were a Werewolf, I saw Dumbledore and you humping each other!
Remus: *says quietly* Well, I was young, I was experimenting new things...
Sirius: Waaaiiittt, noowww leeettt meeee geeeettt thiiiissss riiiighhttt, eeevverryyone hasss hadd seeex witthhh Dumbleedooore innnn onneee waaayyy orrr annotthhere heeeree?
Peter, James and Remus: *meekly* yes...
*Sirius starts laughing his ass off*
Sirius: annnddd I thouuuughhttt I waaasss straaaannngeee!
James: Shut up Bitch-ass
Remus: Ya really, and get some freakin' clothes on while you are at it.
Sirius: *still laughing like crazy* aiiiighhttt!
*Sirius leaves to go to him room, meanwhile, everyone else is silent in the common room*
Peter: *moan* Can you please get me some bandages, I am bleeding everywhere guys!
James: Wait just a moment, before we did the fass on you, were you bleeding at all anywhere else?
Peter: *says quickly AND defensively* NO!
Remus: yeah, I do recall, it was he was bleeding somewhere in the GROIN area...
James: Yeah! Hey Peter, have you gone through puberty yet?
Peter: Yeah! Of course I have!!!
Remus: Hmmm, why is your voice still so squeaky then too?
James: And remember, when we were told where our room's were, he was put in the girls room... and then later demanded to be put in the boy's room!
Remus: Yeah I remember that!
Peter: *looks nervesly* I s..s...simple m..m...m..mistake, th...th...th..that is, a-l-l--l g..g..guys!
*Remus and James then stare into each others eyes and nod *
James: GET HIM!
*Remus then pins Peter down and James pulls down his pants*
James: what the Fuck is that?
Author: and Before James and Remus's eyes was an... It. It was too small to be a Wang, yet to big to be a Wong... yet blood and sperm was coming out of it. Peter, was an IT!
Peter: Yes, I'm half-and-half. Also, I'm pregnant.
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Who is the father? Who is the mother? Is he the mother and the father? How did this happen? Will Sirius EVER come back down? Tune in next chapter to find out! Until then...
Review Review Review!!! Good-bye folks!
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Author: We come again to find Sirius, Dumbledore, and there new found friend, Mr. Dope (who turns out to be a hand puppet) Having sweet, crazy, animals sex.
Sirius: Duuuuuuumbbbbbbledddddddoooooooree, yooooou haaaaavee beeeeen praaacticiiinngg haaaven'ttt you?
Dumbledore: Yes, but of course, with my friend, Mr. Dope!
Sirius: Buuuuttt, Mr. Dooooooppeee, is aaaa puppppettt on yooour handdddd, you meeeaaannn, thatttt... ewwwwwwwwwww!
Dumbledore: yeah, well, must be going now! Tootles! *Heads for the door way when James, Remus, and Peter come back in*)
James: Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: James.
Remus: Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: Remus.
*Awkward silence*
Dumbledore: Well, as I said before, off be going now, I hope to be seeing you boys soon again, eh? *Winks seductively*
James and Remus: *smiles back* Damn straight!
*Dumbledore exits the room*
Sirius: Heeeeeeeyyyy guuuuysss, whheeeree is Peeeeeterrrrr?
James: Oh, jammed in-between the do.... *Pauses* Where the fuck are your clothes, Sirius?
*Remus then too looks at Sirius, only to find him naked on the floor, VERY sweaty*
Remus: Damn Sirius! You didn't go have sex with Dumbledore, AGAIN did you?!
Sirius: Noooooo, oofff couuursseee nottt! *Pauses* Weeeelll, nott juuuusttt onnnlllyyy hiiiimmm...
*Peter then, crawls his mangled body up to Sirius and says weakly*
Peter: Mr. Dope too, right?
James: YOU TOO PETER!? That is nasty!
Peter: *says in a whisper* Hey, I saw you two go at it, like two rabbits, just a week ago!
James: *silent*
Remus: HA HA!
Peter: You too Remus, before we found out you were a Werewolf, I saw Dumbledore and you humping each other!
Remus: *says quietly* Well, I was young, I was experimenting new things...
Sirius: Waaaiiittt, noowww leeettt meeee geeeettt thiiiissss riiiighhttt, eeevverryyone hasss hadd seeex witthhh Dumbleedooore innnn onneee waaayyy orrr annotthhere heeeree?
Peter, James and Remus: *meekly* yes...
*Sirius starts laughing his ass off*
Sirius: annnddd I thouuuughhttt I waaasss straaaannngeee!
James: Shut up Bitch-ass
Remus: Ya really, and get some freakin' clothes on while you are at it.
Sirius: *still laughing like crazy* aiiiighhttt!
*Sirius leaves to go to him room, meanwhile, everyone else is silent in the common room*
Peter: *moan* Can you please get me some bandages, I am bleeding everywhere guys!
James: Wait just a moment, before we did the fass on you, were you bleeding at all anywhere else?
Peter: *says quickly AND defensively* NO!
Remus: yeah, I do recall, it was he was bleeding somewhere in the GROIN area...
James: Yeah! Hey Peter, have you gone through puberty yet?
Peter: Yeah! Of course I have!!!
Remus: Hmmm, why is your voice still so squeaky then too?
James: And remember, when we were told where our room's were, he was put in the girls room... and then later demanded to be put in the boy's room!
Remus: Yeah I remember that!
Peter: *looks nervesly* I s..s...simple m..m...m..mistake, th...th...th..that is, a-l-l--l g..g..guys!
*Remus and James then stare into each others eyes and nod *
James: GET HIM!
*Remus then pins Peter down and James pulls down his pants*
James: what the Fuck is that?
Author: and Before James and Remus's eyes was an... It. It was too small to be a Wang, yet to big to be a Wong... yet blood and sperm was coming out of it. Peter, was an IT!
Peter: Yes, I'm half-and-half. Also, I'm pregnant.
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Who is the father? Who is the mother? Is he the mother and the father? How did this happen? Will Sirius EVER come back down? Tune in next chapter to find out! Until then...
Review Review Review!!! Good-bye folks!
