Beware of the lameness. O_o;
A Nny Christmas
Chapter 1
It was Christmas Eve once again. The snow fell and Squee sighed, looking out the window. The clock read 11:30 P.M. Nighttime came pretty quick this Christmas for Squee had found out the truth…
Suddenly, his train of thought was disrupted as the window flew open, a familiar figure emerged from the shadows.
"Oh, God, not the scary neighbor man!" thought Squee to himself.
"Oh, hi, Squee!!!" said the figure. Squee's worst nightmare had come true. It was, in fact, Johnny, Squee's homicidal neighbor.
"What are you doing here?" asked Squee.
"Oh, I just needed some Oxi-Clean. I hear it gets out bloodstains. Damn these fucking stains!"
Squee blinked at Nny, he didn't say anything.
"Heh, usually I don't care, but I'd rather look good for-," started Nny, but he noticed Squee was hardly listening, "Hey… what's wrong, Squee? You're supposed to be happy on Christmas. You know, with Santa Clause and all-"
Squee said quietly, "Santa Clause isn't real."
"What?! Who told you that?!" asked Nny. He then eyed Squee's teddy bear, "I know! It was Shmee, wasn't it?!"
Squee's eyes got big as he said frantically, "No, no!! Daddy says Santa is not real."
"Your daddy…?" started Nny. He couldn't believe it. How could any parent tell a little kid that Santa Clause isn't real? "Of course Santa is real! He and I are good friends!" lies Nny.
"But daddy…" sniffles Squee.
"Listen, kid, Santa Clause is real and I'm going to prove it!" said Nny. Then he mumbled to himself, "We can't have little kids running around not believing in Santa."
"What to you want for Christmas, Squee?" asked Nny.
"Well… I really want my mom to quit ignoring me, and my dad to spend quality time with me-" started Squee.
"Yeah, yeah. Toys and video games. Right. I got it," said Nny, not letting Squee Finnish.
Squee blinked.
"All right Squee, at 12:00 tonight, Santa Clause is coming to this house!" said Nny.
Squee blinked at Nny and gave him one of those "Oh my god, what is this guy doing in my house anyway?" looks.
"Later, Squee!" said Nny as he went out the window.
Squee smiled, maybe he could have a happy Christmas after all…
