The car came to an abrupt stop at a "dreaded red light of doom". Nny growled. The time was 11:56 and he was 7 miles away from Squee's house. Surely he couldn't make it there by 12:00! Time didn't matter. He stepped on the gas pedal as hard as he could, forcing it to hit the floor. (Don't try this at home, kids!) The car sped down the highway, not stopping for anything. Nny didn't seem to notice that he ran over… many things: animals, tress, and humans. O_o
The time was 11:58. He was almost there… So close! He passed Christmas singers. He left snowmen in pieces. He even caused a 5 car pile up, for on going traffic. Then it came: another dreaded red light.
"FUCK!"
The light was red. The time was 11:59. Squee looked outside and sighed. There was no sign of the scary neighbor man or Santa Clause.
"Come on Squee, let's go to bed," said Squee to his teddy bear, "He's not coming…"
But then, from out of the house came such a clatter, that, Squee hurried to see what was the matter! (X3; I've always wanted to say that.) A huge "SQUEEEEK! SHATTER!! BAM!!" came from the roof. Squee shuttered. Could it be? Santa?
*~*Meanwhile*~*Up on the roof*~*
"Woah… That was fun! I want to do that more often," said an excited Nny, not seeming to notice the blood and body parts under his car, from where he ran over pedestrians earlier. He quickly made sure his hat and beard were on strait and grabbed a bag full of toys. It was 12:00 exactly, "Here goes nothing," he said as he jumped down the chimney, clutching the bag as he fell.
Squee's dad caught Squee, who was returning to his room, and was angry. He yelled at Squee, "What are you doing out of bed, um, whatever your name is?!"
"Santa Clause is supposed to come-" squeaked Squee.
Dad yelled, "WHAT? I TOLD YOU SANTA IS NOT REAL!"
"-But Nny said-"
"Well, HELL for what 'Nny' said! You and your damned imaginary friends!"
Nny had listened to the whole conversation. By this time, Squee's mom had actually got her lazy ass to see what was the matter. (A/N: =D So miracles DO happen!)
Nny snuck up behind both of them, and ripped open a part of their brains and took some out. They both fell to the floor. Poor Squee blinked and nearly screamed.
"Well, he wasn't going to shut up, so I figured I try something I learned," said Nny.
"Oh, they'll wake up, Heh, if I did it right. Yeah, a kid needs parents. A kid needs good parents, though-"
Squee was speechless, almost on the verge of tears. Christmas isn't supposed to be like this!
Nny sensed his sadness and said, "Umm… I'm Santa! See?"
Squee nearly got a nauseous feeling when, suddenly, his parents woke up. O__o They were… happy.
"Hello, son!" they exclaimed.
"… *Squee* …" he squeaked. His parents had NEVER talked like that to him. He smiled, had they… changed?
Nny blinked, sighed, and set the presents out of the bag. Maybe things would change for Squee. That would be the best Christmas present of all for the little kid. He just said, "Um… I'll just leave out the door, k?"
The couple was giving their son the biggest hug ever.
"Uh- O-ok!" Nny said.
Squee watched as Santa Nny left. He managed to get away from his parents long enough to go outside and give Nny something, "You know, Mr. Neighbor Man, you make a bad Santa Clause, but you're the best neighbor ever." Said Squee as he handed Nny a Card, "Merry Christmas, Nny!"
Nny watched as Squee went back inside. The opened the card. It simply read, "Merry Christmas, Love Squee & Shmee."
"Aww… That was a happy ending," said Nny. He paused, "I think I'll kill something now. XD"
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AN: Hey, I wonder what happened to Squee's mom and dad's brains?! XDDD
That was so sappy. XD
