Toki-co presents... FFVII JINGLE BELLS!



Tifa: Battling the weapons! *is trying to defeat ULTIMATE WEAPON*

Cloud: With a crappy sword! *is glaring at his sword*

Vincent: Neimblheim is burning, *Looks at Neimblheim... which is on fire... again*

Aeris: 'Cause Sephy got real bored! (burn burn burn!)

Barret: Aeris won't shut up, *looks annoyed*

Cid: She's a @#$%ing idiot! *is acting like he always does*

Yuffie: If Sephiroth doesn't kill her soon I'LL THROW A GIANT FIT! *is stealing everyone's materia as she says this*


All: OOOOOOOOOOOH! *a few "give back my materia, Yuffie"s are mixed in there too*


Red XIII: Jingle bells, *looks upset that this is all he gets to say*

Vincent: Hojo smells! *Looks almost HAPPY as he says this*

*The authors appear*

Toki-co: Sephiroth is a bish! *bounces around happy while yelling that Vincent's hot too*

Yuffie: Cloud is lacking in brain cells! *states it as if it were a well known fact*

Everyone but Aeris: and Aeris is a Ditz!