Chapter 1: Let's Go Play Tennis

(This afternoon we see Mario and Luigi in their little mushroom house talking about what they should do to stay busy. Unknown by Mario nor Luigi, Wario and Waluigi were outside peeking through a window listening to their conversation.)
Mario: You want to go golfing?
Luigi: No way! You always win.
Mario: How about another party?
Luigi: Yeah right! Next thing I know I get turned into a plumber pancake again! (muttering) Rotten "Toad in the Box."
Mario: Drive go karts?
(Luigi starts to look very annoyed.)
Luigi: Go karts?! Now that's boring!
(Outside the house Wario and Waluigi start to talk about something.)
Waluigi: Hey, Luigi seems pretty bored.
Wario: So?
Waluigi: So why don't we do something really evil to him?
Wario: Like what?
Waluigi: I don't know yet. Lets keep listening.
(Back inside the house Mario finally finds something interesting to do.)
Mario: Do you want to play tennis?
Luigi: Do you want to? Every time we play I hit you with the ball!
(Luigi starts laughing.)
Mario: You do not!
Luigi: Ha ha ha...yes...hee hee...I...ha ha...do.
Mario: No you don't.
Luigi: I bet...hee hee...you ten...ha ha...coins I..hee hee...hit you...ha ha...again!
Mario: It's a deal.
(Luigi stops laughing.)
Luigi: But there's one problem...
Mario: What?
Luigi: Can we on a different tennis court?
Mario: Sure, why not?
(Outside Waluigi starts talking again.)
Waluigi: New tennis court, huh? I think I have an idea!
Wario: And what kind of idea is that?
Waluigi: We can take Mario and Luigi to that so-called Mario Bros. court-
Wario: And this is supposed to be evil?
Waluigi: Don't interrupt me! There is supposed to be some kind of storm by the sea tomorrow, right? And the new court is on an island about 10 miles from here. I figured we could use our ship to take Mario and Luigi to the island, and when the storm comes we lock Luigi out of the cabin. We'll make it look like an accident!
Wario: Hey, what about Mario?
Waluigi: Um...I don't think so.
Wario: Okay, how do we get them on the ship?
Waluigi: Leave that to me.
(Waluigi walks toward the front door of Mario's house.)
Wario: By the way, you watch the Weather Channel too much.
Waluigi: At least I'm not a moron.
Wario: I'm not stupid like you!
Waluigi: You're so stupid even the person who wrote this story hates you! Now get over here.
(Wario runs up to Waluigi, who proceeds to knock on the door. After knocking twice, Mario answers it.)
Mario: Waluigi! Wario! What are you two doing here?
Waluigi: I couldn't help but hear you and Luigi talking about going to a new tennis court.
Luigi: Mario! Who's at the door?
Mario: Oh, it's just Waluigi-
(Luigi rushes to the door.)
Luigi: Waluigi, huh? Here to cause trouble again, aren't you? I just learned Hyper Burn a few days ago and if you don't tell me why you're here, I'm gonna use it on you!
Waluigi: I just heard you...uh...talking about...um...wanting to try...um...uh...a new court and..there's new one...umm...About 10 miles away...er...on an island.
Mario: You mean the Mario Bros. court, right?
Waluigi: Right.
Luigi: Wait a minute eavesdropper, how did you know about our conversation?
Wario: You were laughing pretty hard.
Luigi: Good point.
Mario: Exactly what did you want Waluigi?
Waluigi: Well, I thought it would be kind of fun if all four of us went to the Mario Bros. court. We could have a doubles game. It would be you and Luigi against me and Wario. What do you say?
Mario: How do we get there?
Wario: Easy. We can take my ship.
Luigi: Cool! I can kick Waluigi's butt again!
Waluigi: Meet us at our house at 3:00 tomorrow. All right?
Mario: Fine. All right!
Wario: And don't forget the tennis balls.
(After saying good bye, Wario and Waluigi leave. Mario closes the door behind them, then turns to Luigi.)
Mario: Hey Luigi. If we're on the same team, you can't hit me with the ball, can you?
Luigi: I guess not, but I bet you ten coins I can hit Wario in the nose with the ball.
(Luigi walks over to his bed and picks up the Game Boy that was sitting on it, then plops down on the bed and turns the Game Boy on.)
Mario: Hit Wario in the nose with the ball. Ha ha. That's funny.
(Then from Luigi's bed the familiar sounds of a Pokemon battle can be heard.)
Mario: Oh dear. I better get the potato chips out. What are you trying to catch this time?
Luigi: Tauros.
Mario: Tauros, huh? What the heck do you see in Pokemon anyway?
Luigi: I don't know. I guess they are just cool.
Mario: (muttering) Mama mia.
(Next morning Mario and Luigi can be seen peacefully sleeping...that is until 11:00 when Luigi's Pokemon alarm clock goes off.)
Clock: Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all, Po-
(Mario dives from his bed to turn off the alarm, then shoves Luigi out of his own bed.)
Luigi: Ow! What did you do that for?
Mario: Your clock! I'm sick of your clock!
Luigi: You're such a bunghole, Mario.
Mario: Darn it Luigi, can't you use a normal alarm clock?
Luigi: And wake up to a bunch of buzzing? No thank you!
(At this moment the telephone starts ringing.)
Mario: Luigi, pick up the phone please.
Luigi: Make me!
(The phone rings again.)
Mario: I said pick up the phone!
Luigi: No!
(The phone rings yet again.)
Luigi: Fine. I'll pick up the phone, you fat piece of crap!
Mario: Stringbean!
(Luigi picks up the phone.)
Luigi: Hello?
Daisy: Hello Luigi. Did we sleep in again?
Luigi: Of coarse I did. I always do on weekends. Why did you call?
Daisy: I wanted to ask you if you'd like to have breakfast with me at McDonald's or something.
Luigi: Isn't it a little late for that? I mean it is past 11:00.
Daisy: Well, I tried calling you at 7 'o clock, 8 'o clock, and 9 'o clock, Mr. Sleep-in-a-lot!
Luigi: Oh...er...uh...sorry.
Daisy: That's okay. Good bye.
Luigi: Bye.
(Luigi hangs up the phone.)
Mario: Who was that? Daisy?
Luigi: Yah. Anyways, what's for lunch?
Mario: Spagettios with meatballs.
Luigi: Don't you ever get sick of those?
Mario: (quickly) Let me think...hmmm...NO!
Luigi: Man, you're a pig.
(Meanwhile at Wario and Waluigi's house, the duo are watching the Weather Channel and discussing the plan.)
Waluigi: This, Wario, is where the Mario court thingy is at.
(Waluigi points to a spot on the T.V. screen.)
Wario: And this is where the docks are, right?
(Wario points to a different spot.)
Waluigi: Right. See this area over here?
(Waluigi points to another spot. Wario nods.)
Wario: The storm.
Waluigi: It should hit around 4:00. What time is it?
(Wario looks at the clock.)
Wario: 2:45. Those Marios should be here in about quarter of an hour so you better tell me the rest of the plan before it's too late.
Waluigi: All right. The Marios come here at 3. This give us one hour to walk to the docks. When we get there we just set sail as normal, then when the storm comes along you, me and possibly Mario run into the cabin and lock the door. We'll pretend Luigi isn't on the deck and the bad wind should blow him away.
Wario: And bye bye Luigi!
Waluigi: Yup.
Wario: But what if Mario tries to, you know, save Luigi? Do you have a backup plan?
Waluigi: I sure do!
(Waluigi whispers something to Wario.)
Wario: That sounds pretty good.
(There was a knock at the door. Wario answers it.)
Wario: Hey dudes! You're a little late.
Mario: I know. I had to get Luigi away from the Game Boy. He really had to bring it!
Luigi: I thought the trip would take awhile and I hate being bored.
Wario: Did you bring the tennis balls?
Luigi: Surprisingly Mario remembered to bring them.
(Luigi unzips Mario's back pack and takes out a can of tennis balls, shows it to Wario, then puts it back. Waluigi comes to the door.)
Mario: I also brought my truck so we can get to the docks fa-
Waluigi: Thanks, but we wanted to walk. Wario's fat butt needs a little exercise!
(Mario and Luigi start to snicker.)
Wario: My butt is just fine!
Mario: Can we get going already?
Waluigi: Sure. Come along, Lard Butt!
(Mario and Luigi snicker again.)
Wario: That's not funny!
(Wario and Waluigi step outside. Wario closes the door and locks it, then all four walk toward the docks. Sometime later they see the ocean and many boats. Mario points to a large yellow one.)
Mario: Hey Wario ,is that your ship?
Wario: Uh huh.
Waluigi: What did you expect? It's gigantic and yellow like the captain!
(Waluigi points to Wario. Only Mario snickers this time. Luigi is looking at the sky with a worried look on his face.)
Luigi: Uh, Waluigi? Those clouds look pretty dark. Maybe this isn't a very good day for sailing.
Waluigi: Clouds? Don't worry about that. I'm sure it's only by the docks.
Luigi: On the other hand, this walk is a good way to get ready for the game.
Wario: (muttering) If you get to the game.
Mario: What did you say? I didn't hear you.
Wario: I said let's get to the game.