Card Captor Sakura Fanfic

A/n: Saludos! hello! how are you doing? well......this is my 1st fanfic.....i know, it may "suck" a little, but as long as i believe in my stories.......it will be the greatest story ever! Nah, just kidding, i don't believe in crap like that.....we are all crap, just like what Mr. Hanky said to cornwallis.....(what kinda name of Cornwallis? oh yeah i forgot.......the mother's drunk x.x;) anyways, back to this fanfic.......this fanfic involves: Humor, Romance, and that's it..........so enjoy ppl! r&r

"Eriol-kun's brave mission"

it was a dark, evening in the Hiiragizawa Household. Eriol Hiiragizawa, was spending the evening, with his

girlfriend, Tomoyo Daiijouji. He had been waiting for this night for such a long time, and he finally got his

chance. "Would you like some....tea tomoyo-chan?" he asked her with a smile on his pale face. tomoyo

smiled and said "Oh, why thank you eriol-kun.....of course i'll have some tea" "let me go to the kitchen and

make it" and then he walked towards the kitchen. he looked through the cabinets to find the ingredients

to making tea. "Where is the jasmine?!" he kept asking.( seems like, our hero, can't find the jasmine, i

wonder where it went? hum.............-has the jasmine- hehe.....^-^) then, the toaster popped up a small white

letter. "Oh no!!!! not now!" he grabbed the letter and opened it. a small white screen appeared and inside

the screen was "Kaho?" yes, it was Kaho. "Eriol-kun, you have a mission to do.....it seems like Terrorist

Syaoran Li, has some how set off a bomb at Tokyo tower" "My cute little descendant set off a bomb?"

Kaho nodded. "Must have been sugar high again....." "No, eriol-kun, Syaoran Li is a class 'A' terrorist!"

"Really? " "Now, back to our discussion. i have heard that Syaoran-kun is going to Kidnap his long-time

Girlfriend, Sakura Kinomoto....." "so, my mission is to .....?" "Protect her, eriol. protect her with your life.

if you see any signs of Syaoran Li, or his goons, call me alright? this letter will explode in..........5..."

"Holy sh*t!" "4......3..........2....." Eriol grabs the letter and throws it out the window. "1......BOOM!!!!!!!!"

neadless to say, Nakuru was, ugh "spying" at eriol, and the letter landed on her head.......so, you already

know what happened to her......she became all ashy-face. "Next time.......i'll be more......mature" and she

fainted. eriol walked back towards the living room where Tomoyo was. "tomoyo-chan, i must leave....."

"Why? we didn't even get to see 'you got mail' with meg ryan and that other dude.......why are you leaving?"

"I got business, to take care of tomoyo.....i'll be back as soon as possible...." he gave her a kiss on the cheek

and walked out the door. "Oh....eriol Hiiragizawa......i wish you weren't a secret agent.....but just an ordinary

kid......." yes, Eriol.........is just like james bond, only cuter ^-^ he is Eriol Hiiragizawa, Secret Agent....

"My dear tomoyo.......i will bring you.......some bread" he took out a pen, which turned into a rocket backpack.

"Asta la vista Baby!" he said to tomoyo, who was looking at him through the window. he blew her a kiss, and

he zoomed up towards the air. "see ya later love!" he didn't see where he was going........and he hit his head

on a tree. tomoyo, who could still see him gasped. "Ugh........next time, i'm taking the car......" and he fell down

towards the ground. minutes later, he gained concious and he was tied to some chair, inside a creepy

looking warehouse or cabin. "Where am i?" he muttered. "Your inside........my hide-out, secret Agent

Hiiragizawa!" said a voice. and from the shadows came....'Syaoran li!!!!" yes, it was syaoran. he wore a

bad guy eye patch, with a green chinese outfit, with a small yellow cat, he held. "Welcome to my hide-out....

do you want some tea?" "No, it was probally peed on.......or sh*ted on.....or worse.....touched by you"

syaoran chuckled........ "No, my sweet Ms. Muffins peed on the tea....not me, sorry to disappoint you"

"Nah, you didn't im actually glad, i'd rather drink-----wait who is ms. muffins?" syaoran showed eriol his

yellow cat. "Isn't she pretty?" syaoran asked eriol. 'If you call a mouse pretty......wait i resent that.......if you call

Katherine Harris pretty......then yeah...." ms. muffins purred. "I think she took that as a compliment" came a

voice from behind. it was ......"Meiling Li? now you totally lost it Syaoran.......i mean....Meiling? COme on...."

Meiling li was behind li. she wore a red chinese outfit, with a bad guy eye patch too. she also had her hair up

in a high ponytail. "I see you've met Ms, muffins,,,,,eriol" "yes, she is prettier than you......" meiling twitched

'"Right.....me and syaoran teamed up.......to kill sakura.....and you.......and tomoyo.......and..........RULE THE

WHOLE DAMN WORLD!!!!! MUHAHAHA!" said meiling. "Please, pardon my ugh 'partner' she is sugar high"

said syaoran whispering to eriol. "Its alright........i noticed right away" "But now, eriol i bid you farewell...."

"Ooh can i do it? please syaoran?!" syaoran sighed "GO ahead...." meiling walked towards a lever and pulled

it. "SAY YOUR PRAYERS!!!!!!" "you.......bisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh!" eriol said

while he was dropping down a hole.

a/n: What will happen to our hero? will meiling stop being sugar high? Will sakura live? (what a stupid question) Will ms. muffins chock on a fish? (maybe......) find out in the next chapter!!!!!!