The Twelve Days of Evil

On the first day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,

A Resi Evil D.V.D!

On the second day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,

Two crazed twins,

And a Resi Evil D.V.D!

On the third day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,

Three acid rounds,

Two crazed twins,

And a Resi evil D.V.D!

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,

Four deadly weapons,

Three acid rounds,

Two crazed twins,

And a Resi Evil D.V.D!

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,

Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!

Four deadly weapons,

Three acid rounds,

Two crazed twins,

And A Resi Evil D.V.D!

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,

Six magnum rounds,

Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!

Four deadly weapons,

Three acid rounds,

Two crazed twins,

And A Resi Evil D.V.D!

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,

Seven snakes a-slithering,

Six magnum rounds,

Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!

Four deadly weapons,

Three acid rounds,

Two crazed twins,

And A Resi Evil D.V.D!

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,

Eight tyrants killing,

Seven snakes a-slithering,

Six magnums blasting,

Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!

Four deadly weapons,

Three acid rounds,

Two crazed twins,

And A Resi Evil D.V.D!

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,

Nine zombies lurching,

Eight tyrants killing,

Seven snakes a-slithering,

Six magnum rounds,

Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!

Four deadly weapons,

Three acid rounds,

Two crazed twins,

And A Resi Evil D.V.D!

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,

Ten STARS a-dying,

Nine zombies lurching,

Eight tyrants killing,

Seven snakes a-slithering,

Six magnum rounds,

Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!

Four deadly weapons,

Three acid rounds,

Two crazed twins,

And A Resi Evil D.V.D!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,

Eleven Lickers licking,

Ten STARS a-dying,

Nine zombies lurching,

Eight tyrants killing,

Seven snakes a-slithering,

Six magnum rounds,

Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!

Four deadly weapons,

Three acid rounds,

Two crazed twins,

And A Resi Evil D.V.D!

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,

Twelve guns a-blazing,

Eleven Lickers licking,

Ten STARS a-dying,

Nine zombies lurching,

Eight tyrants killing,

Seven snakes a-slithering,

Six magnum rounds,

Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!

Four deadly weapons,

Three acid rounds,

Two crazed twins,

And A Resi Evil D.V.D!



(Okay.so my info might not be accurate about how many STARS have died.but it's a good version of the Twelve Days of Christmas isn't it?)

(Ahem.comments please!)