The Twelve Days of Evil
On the first day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
A Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the second day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Two crazed twins,
And a Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the third day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And a Resi evil D.V.D!
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And a Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And A Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Six magnum rounds,
Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And A Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Seven snakes a-slithering,
Six magnum rounds,
Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And A Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Eight tyrants killing,
Seven snakes a-slithering,
Six magnums blasting,
Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And A Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Nine zombies lurching,
Eight tyrants killing,
Seven snakes a-slithering,
Six magnum rounds,
Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And A Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Ten STARS a-dying,
Nine zombies lurching,
Eight tyrants killing,
Seven snakes a-slithering,
Six magnum rounds,
Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And A Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Eleven Lickers licking,
Ten STARS a-dying,
Nine zombies lurching,
Eight tyrants killing,
Seven snakes a-slithering,
Six magnum rounds,
Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And A Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Twelve guns a-blazing,
Eleven Lickers licking,
Ten STARS a-dying,
Nine zombies lurching,
Eight tyrants killing,
Seven snakes a-slithering,
Six magnum rounds,
Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And A Resi Evil D.V.D!
(Okay.so my info might not be accurate about how many STARS have died.but it's a good version of the Twelve Days of Christmas isn't it?)
(Ahem.comments please!)
On the first day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
A Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the second day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Two crazed twins,
And a Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the third day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And a Resi evil D.V.D!
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And a Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And A Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Six magnum rounds,
Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And A Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Seven snakes a-slithering,
Six magnum rounds,
Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And A Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Eight tyrants killing,
Seven snakes a-slithering,
Six magnums blasting,
Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And A Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Nine zombies lurching,
Eight tyrants killing,
Seven snakes a-slithering,
Six magnum rounds,
Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And A Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Ten STARS a-dying,
Nine zombies lurching,
Eight tyrants killing,
Seven snakes a-slithering,
Six magnum rounds,
Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And A Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Eleven Lickers licking,
Ten STARS a-dying,
Nine zombies lurching,
Eight tyrants killing,
Seven snakes a-slithering,
Six magnum rounds,
Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And A Resi Evil D.V.D!
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, the Ashford's sent to me,
Twelve guns a-blazing,
Eleven Lickers licking,
Ten STARS a-dying,
Nine zombies lurching,
Eight tyrants killing,
Seven snakes a-slithering,
Six magnum rounds,
Fi-ve Sm-all Keys!
Four deadly weapons,
Three acid rounds,
Two crazed twins,
And A Resi Evil D.V.D!
(Okay.so my info might not be accurate about how many STARS have died.but it's a good version of the Twelve Days of Christmas isn't it?)
(Ahem.comments please!)
