The singing contest
This is my Christmas story from me to you. I know i should be doing The Lie. (read it)

foreword If you good i do a night before Christmas.

There was singing contest poster and 1 prize was 100000000 Rubies.
"What are you singing link,"? Zelda asked "Easy," link said "It is (drum roll) Jingle bells,"
"Cool,"! every one said
"Well, I singing Deck the halls,"! Ruto Cheered
"Shut up,"! every one said. Ruto ran of crying.

The night of the contest

"Now Ruto with jingle bells,"!! Yell the spokesperson.
"What,"!!!!! every one yelled. Ruto just smiled evilly
" OH say can you see the don haha I mean jingle bells jingle all the way!
(End of song) OK judges rate now!!! "Number uno what you rateing," yelled the spokeperson. 0.0.
"Number 2 what yours 0.0 and number 3 what yours 0.0000000.000000," yell the spokesperson.
Ruto run of the stage crying. After 32 people Link was worried. All 32 people did jingle bells.
Link look out on the bore to death crowd. Jingle Bell was all he knew. "I got it,"!!!! link yelled.
"Zelda do you have any paper," link asked. "Yea why link,"? Zelda asked. "You find out," said Link.

It was link turn on stage.
"Now it Link with jingle bell," "Oh great If not any one have sing that,".


(START OF SONG) Jingle bell Jingle bell Batman laid an egg the Suv lost it wheel and the Joker got gay Hey!
Dashing those the snow in a one hose broken ski over the hills we go. I think I broke my knee.
Hey! (end of song)

"Rate him," Said the spokesperson "10.0" "10.0" "10.0" said all the judges.
"And Link wins,"!!!!!!!!! Yelled the spokesperson.

" I WIN, I RICH, I NUMBER 1 ,"
"I want a recount,"! Screamed a scary looking Ruto.

"SHUT UP RUTO,"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END
MARRY Christmas