9:20 PM 12/9/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "The Brak Show"
Thunderclees: (after they finish putting on their play) So, how was I?
Brak: You were a serendipitous treat my friend, delicious!
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Once again, hello! Welcome to the Corner. Today's fic was inspired
by a small colláge of things. An episode of Dexter's Laborotory, an old "Goosebumps"
book, and an old fic I read by PV.
Vegeta: (dryly) Oh goody.
Goku: (cheerfully) Goody is right! I got a big part in this story! (w/a giggly face on)
(to Veggie) Wanna know why?
Vegeta: (groans) Why Kakarrot?
Goku: CUZ YOU'RE GONNA BE EVEN SMALLER THAN NORMAL! (giggles)
Vegeta: As I said last time, why me..
Goku: Why? Because we love you Veggie!
Chuquita: That, and you're a very expandable character. You're the smart guy in the group
of idjits. You're always annoyed by people who are happier than you are. That's why it's so
easy to put you in different situations that can exploit that personal trait. It's comedy!
Vegeta: (annoyied) IT IS _NOT_ COMEDY! THERE IS NOTHING COMEDIC ABOUT IT!
Chuquita: See, you're doing it right now.
Vegeta: ...oh-kay. Point. It's still not fair! Why do _I_ always have to be hypothetical
piñata for people to smack with sticks until candy flies out of me and onto the ground for them
to eat with their disqusting germ-ridden hands!
Chuquita: Because you make us laugh.
Goku: And because we love you!
Vegeta: "because we love you"...I can deal with that. (small smile)
Chuquita: Alright then! On with the show!
Summary: You can't blame a person for being hungry. After Vegeta accidently drinks what he
thought was punch, the reaction from the chemical shrinks him down to 4 inches tall! Vegeta
orders Bura & Goku to retrieve the antidote for him, but two have other plans for the little ouji
. Now he's trapped in Bura's room & victim to whatever humiliating games Bura & Goku can come up
with! Will Veggie be able to escape Bura's room & get back to the lab before the chemical becomes
permanent? Or will he be forced to spend the rest of his days as Bura & Goku's "little dolly"?
Find out!
Ages:
Bura-8
Goten-9
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" *ROAR*! "
Vegeta looked down at his stomach as he continued doing his pushups in the gravity room,
" I hear you already! Shut up, I'm almost done! " he barked at his stomach, annoyed, then went
back to his work. He smiled happily at the silence, then froze.
" *ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*! "
a scream wailed loud enough to shake half the town. Vegeta stood there for a moment, his face
bright red with embrassment. He looked down at his watch & shrieked, " AHHH! IT'S ALMOST LUNCH
TIME! I HAVEN'T EATEN IN FIVE HOURS! "
" I can't believe nobody bothers to tell me what TIME it is! I have to wait for my stupid
stomach to wake half the planet! " he grumbled angrily as he passed Bulma's lab, then peeked
inside, smelling something that was surprisingly pleasant. He looked around cautiously to see if
anyone was nearby, then entered the room in search of the source of the smell. He walked by a
row of beakers filled with a reddish-pink liquid & stopped. The ouji grabbed one of the beakers
& sniffed it. Low & behold, the beautifully appitizing smell was emenating from these beakers.
He looked at the beaker cautiously, then down at his stomach, which let out another agonizing
roar of hunger.
" Oh shut up! I don't even know what's in here! " Vegeta glared at his stomach, then
noticed a note taped to the beakers' container. He took the note & read it outloud, " "Dear
Vegeta; went grocery-shopping; don't touch/drink/or smell the chemicals--OR ELSE! Love, Bulma". "
His stomach roared again. The ouji shrugged, " Well, I've already broken TWO of her
little laws already--oh what the hey, " he said, then chugged down the liquid inside the beaker
he was holding, which was unusually sweet. He burped, then tossed the empty beaker into the trash
can, " No one will ever know. "
" Ahh, there's a welcome sight. " Vegeta smiled as he walked over to the large couch in
front of the TV. He felt very groggy, wither it had been from the long workout he had just had or
that stuff in the beaker he had drank, he didn't know--or care for that matter. He layed down on
the couch just as he closed his eyes to drift into a peaceful slumber...
" HI VEGGIE! "
" YIPE! " Vegeta yelped as he instantly jumped up in fright. Goku looked up at the
shorter saiyajin, who was now clinging onto a hanging potted plant for dear life. He looked down
at Goku & glared, then jumped to the ground.
" Aww, I'm sorry little buddy, I didn't know you were asleep. " he apoligized, then broke
into a grin, " I didn't know you could jump that high either! "
" What are you doing here THIS TIME. " Vegeta said flatly.
" Well, Chi-Chi had to take Gohan to one of those parent-teacher confences and she told
me to go find someone to play with, so I instantly thought of you. " he smiled at the ouji.
" Aww, isn't that sickeningly sweet of you. " Vegeta said, disqusted & flattered at the
same time. He got a thought, " What about Goten? "
Goten stood in the middle of the empty Son family kitchen, confused, " Hello? Mom? Dad?
Gohan? Where is everybody? "
" Oops, I forgot about him. " Goku's face turned red with embrassment. Vegeta rolled his
eyes.
" Oh brother. " he slapped himself on the forehead, feeling a migraine coming on,
" Listen, Kakarrot, as long as you're here, " he started off, then grabbed a nearby alarm clock
& handed it to Goku, " make yourself useful and wake me up when the big hand is on the 12, ok? "
" Oh-KAY little buddy Veggie! " Goku grinned, saluting him. He paused, then looked down
at Vegeta, confused, " That's strange... " he mumbled.
" WHAT'S strange? "
" You look a little more littler than usual Veggie. " Goku said, scratching his head,
" Either that or I've gotten taller. "
Vegeta looked back up at him; Goku DID look slightly higher than he normally was compared
to the prince. He shifted uneasily, then shook the feeling off, " Nonsense Kakarrot. You're just
seeing things. There is no difference. " he huffed, then plopped himself back on the couch &
yawned, then closed his eyes.
" G'NIGHT VEH-- " Goku said loudly, then stopped, " I mean, g'night Veggie. " he said in
a whisper. A vein angrily bulged on Vegeta's forehead. Goku turned around & tiptoed into the
kitchen.
" AND DON'T YOU DARE EAT ANYTHING IN MY REFRIDGERATOR! " Vegeta sat up & snapped at him.
Goku froze, then sighed sadly.
" Oh-kay Veggie... " he pouted, then, dragging his feet on the floor, made his way into
the kitchen.
Goku giggled happily as he finished off a bag of chips. All the drawers in the kitchen
were wide open, and empty. Scattered boxes & bags of food layed sprawled on the kitchen floor
like fallen soldiers at the hands of a monster, namely Goku.
" Heeheehee. Veggie said not to eat anything out of the fridge, but he never said
anything about the food in the closets. " he grabbed the last remaining ice-tray & swallowed all
12 icecubes whole, " OR the freezer. "
" Hi Mr. Goten's Daddy, what're you doing here--*GASP*! " Bura shrieked as she stared at
the messy kitchen.
Goku grinned at her, " I had a snack! " he replied, then heard a buzzing noise & looked
down at the alarm clock on the kitchen table.
" What's the alarm clock for? " Bura asked.
" Oh, that. Veggie took a nap & told me to wake him when the clock reached a certain time
. " he said, staring at the alarm clock, " I set the alarm to make sure I wouldn't forget. " Goku
glanced over at Bura, an impish smile on his face, " Wanna go help me wake him up! "
Bura smiled, " OH-KAY! LET'S GO! " she said happily as the both tip-toed in a fake,
spy-like manner. The two peeked over the side of the couch & gasped.
" Ohhhh... " Vegeta groaned, rubbing his head, " I feel like I was just hit by a truck. "
he said, then reached for the remote. His eyes bugged out of his head as he stared at the huge
black rectangle in front of him. Vegeta took a step ontop of the rectangle & looked down at it.
To his horror, it WAS the remote, " What the... " he pinched himself to see if he was still
dreaming, then yelped in pain, " AHH! IT'S NOT A DREAM! IT'S NOT A DREAM! " he looked around the
living room, which now looked like it was half the size of the planet from his small perspective.
His face turned a pale green as he grabbed his stomach, " I think I'm gonna be sick... "
" AWWWWWWWWWWWW! " two loud high-pitched voices squealed from behind him. Vegeta froze as
he slowly looked up to see Goku & Bura, both of which looked gigantic to him, staring down at the
ouji with big sparkily eyes.
" Oh boy... " Vegeta trailed off, a worried look on his face.
" Hey REALLY LITTLE buddy, what happened to you? " Goku asked innocently.
" Nothing! I'm fine. Really. And since I'm awake you can both go back to what you were
doing. " Vegeta laughed nervously.
" You didn't drink some of Kaasan's shrinking potion, did you Toussan? " Bura said
suspicously.
" It depends. " Vegeta said casually, " Was it in a beaker, a red color, and have a note
attached to it ordering me to not drink it? "
" Yes. " Bura said flatly.
" Mmm... " Vegeta put his hand on his chin, deep in thought, " In that case... " he said,
then broke into a cheesy grin, " Yes! "
" WAHH! " both Bura and Goku sweatdropped.
" You don't happen to know where the antidote to this stuff is, do you? " Vegeta asked.
Bura giggled, " Yes...but I'm not tellin you. Not yet anyway! "
" Eh? " Vegeta looked at her, confused, " Why the heck not! "
" Yeah Bura, we gotta change Veggie back. " Goku said, then paused as Bura whispered
something into his ear. The taller saiyajin's eyes widened with joy as he listened to Bura's plan
. He grinned widely, then looked down at Vegeta with the same sneaky/anxious look his face as
Bura.
" ...why are you looking at me like? Kakarrot? " Vegeta said, slightly nervous. Goku
grabbed Vegeta with his right hand & closed his fingers around him, leaving just enough room for
Vegeta's head above Goku's fist.
" Don't worry REALLY LITTLE buddy, we'll change you back. " Goku reassured him. The
frightened look on Vegeta's face didn't seem to reflect reassurance at all.
" But first we're gonna play some games! " Bura said happily.
" Games? " Vegeta said flatly, " What KIND of "games"? "
" FUN games! " Goku grinned.
" "Fun" games...right. "
" Wow Bura, your room never ceases to amaze me. " Goku said, smiling at the room before
them, " You have more toys than I've seen at the toystore! "
Vegeta stared into Bura's room with a feeling of ominous doom floating around him. The
amount of pinkness in the room seemed magnified to his shrunken self, making him feel naucious.
He stuck out his tongue in disqust.
" So, umm, what exactly were you planning to play with me? " Vegeta said, asking the two
"giants".
" Aww, lotsa games REALLY LITTLE buddy! " Goku said happily, " And you're gonna be our
lil'lil dolly! " he said, stroking Vegeta's hair with his large thumb.
" DOLLY!? " Vegeta squeaked out.
" Uh-huh! " Bura grinned widely, " But if you're gonna be our dolly Toussan, you're gonna
have to look like one! " she giggled maniacally as she zipped over to her closet & pulled a pile
of stuff out of it, which she held behind her back as she made here way to where Goku was
standing. Vegeta helplessly leaned his chin on the enourmous saiyajin's fingers, " Look what I
got! " Bura said in a sing-song voice as she pulled the pile of objects out from behind her back,
" DOLLY CLOTHES! " she squealed. Vegeta stared at the doll clothes, all of which were either pink
, fluffy, or both. A feeling of impeninding humiliation and doom washed over him.
" You gotta be kidding me... " he mumbled to himself in shock.
" Yeah, you're right. Not a single outfit goes with your hair. " Bura said, " But don't
worry, that's what I have my Barbie hairdresser salon for! " she said, pointing to playset on the
floor, which was ironically lifesized compared to Vegeta.
The nervous ouji looked up at Goku, " KAKARROT! DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT
THIS! " he pleaded.
" Yes. " Goku nodded, a serious look on his face. Vegeta sighed with relief. Goku
grinned, " I think a dolly wig would look much better on our new lil'lil dolly! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Something tells me that this, is going to be, the longest day of
my life. "
" OOoh! I like this one! " Goku oohed as he & Bura went through the dolly clothes, trying
to find which one Vegeta would be forced to wear during this nightmarish experiance. Vegeta
himself was tied to one of Bura's Barbie lawn chairs by use of her hair squngie as rope. He
stared down at the fluorescent squngie & growled.
" I don't get it! I should be able to easily break this stupid..UNGH..thing! " Vegeta
said to himself as he angrily tried to rip the squngie apart, but to no avail, " Don't tell me
that "shrinking potion" made me WEAKER too! "
" Silly Toussan, no it didn't. " Bura giggled, " The potion never changed how strong
you are, it only changed your strength's persective! "
" Eh? " Vegeta looked at her, confused.
" You can still lift over a hundred pounds, but because of how small you are, a hundred
pounds to you would probably be only about 4 or 5 of my building blocks. " Bura explained,
" Isn't that silly. "
" Yeah...thanks for filling in that plothole for me... " Vegeta grumbled.
" Hey Bura, I like this one for my lil'lil dolly! " Goku said, holding out one of Bura's
dolls's outfits; a pink cheerleader costume. He grinned, " It's kinky. "
" KAKARROT! " Vegeta shrieked, half in anger & half in shock.
" Yeah lil'lil talking dolly? " he said, staring down at the ouji.
" Not "lil'lil talking dolly", Kakarrot! It's ME--Vegeta. You know, "little buddy
Veggie"? " he looked up at the giant uneasily.
Goku squinted his eyes at Vegeta for a second, " ...OH! Hi REALLY LITTLE buddy. I forgot
it was you down there. "
Vegeta gulped, " That's what's worrying me. ::If Kakarrot forgets that it's me tied up
here who KNOWS what he's capable of doing::! "
" I don't like that one for our dolly, Mr. Goten's Daddy. Our dolly should wear THIS
dress! " Bura held up a puffier outfit that was a lighter shade of pink than the one Goku picked
out, " Our lil'lil dolly'll look SO PRETTY! "
Vegeta took one look at the outfit & felt sick. It was sickeningly cute enough to make
milk curtle in disqust.
" But Bura I wanna use the one I picked out! " Goku whined.
" Well too bad cuz we're gonna use mine! " Bura retorted.
" THAT'S NOT FAIR! HE'S MY LIL'LIL DOLLY TOO! "
" OH YEAH WELL THESE ARE _MY_ DOLLY CLOTHES! "
" WELL I FOUND HIM FIRST! "
" WELL IT WAS MY IDEA TO PLAY DRESS-UP WITH DOLLY IN THE FIRST PLACE! "
" WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP!!! " Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs. Bura & Goku
instantly paused & turned in his direction. Goku stared at Vegeta for a moment, then nodded.
" You're right Bura, your outfit'll look better on our lil'lil dolly. Dolly looks too
small to fit into mine. " Goku said.
" Why THANK YOU Mr. Goten's Daddy, that's very nice of you; I knew you'd see it my way
eventually! " Bura boasted.
" You're starting to sound just like Veggie. " Goku muttered.
Vegeta grinned, " I take that as a compliment. "
" You say something lil'lil dolly? "
" It's VEGETA! "
" ...OH! Sorry. I forgot again. " Goku laughed in a goofy way, then playfully bonked
himself on the side of the head with his fist. Goku pulled the squngie off from around Vegeta &
the chair, then grabbed the ouji & turned to Bura.
Vegeta squirmed around with all his might, trying to pull him body out of Goku's fist.
" Aww, lil'lil dolly! Stop moving! " Bura whined, " I'll never be able to get your pretty
new outfit on you if you don't stop wiggling! "
" That's...the...point! " Vegeta said as he tried desprately to loosen Goku's grip.
" Ah, don't worry about that Bura. I know what to do. " Goku said happily. Vegeta froze
as he noticed Goku's free hand was just about to flick the shrunken ouji on the head. He gulped,
wondering what brain damage he might have after the blow was dealt, or even if he was going to
survive it.
" Kakarrot! NO! " he ordered, but was too late. A split-second later Goku's finger
smacked into the side of Vegeta's head, knocking him unconsious.
" There we go. Lil'lil dolly's asleep. " Goku smiled triumphantly as he handed the
'sleeping' dolly to Bura.
" Don't you worry, dolly. " Bura said as she took 'dolly's' boots off, " I know exactly
what I'm doing... "
" ... " Vegeta slowly opened his eyes, then sat up to find he was in bed. He sighed with
relief, " It was all a bad dream, a DISTRUBING and FRIGHTENING dream, but nothing else. " he
smiled, then flopped his head back on the pillow & closed his eyes; then instantly they shot open
again. The realization had just hit, " This is not my bed... " he sat up again & looked around.
He had been sleeping in one of Bura's toy beds. Vegeta looked down at his hands, which now had
dolly gloves on them instead of his usual training gloves, " Please tell me this isn't happening
to me. " he said to himself, then ripped the the bedsheets off to discover he was now wearing the
puffy, light-pink outfit Bura had picked out earlier. Vegeta jumped out of the bed & onto the
floor, " IT IS HAPPENING! IT'S REAL! IT'S ALL VERY VERY REAL! " he screamed, then whinced at the
doll booties on his feet, " This is madness! I am the GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! I
don't deserve this! "
" LIL'LIL DOLLY'S UP! " a voice squealed from above him. Vegeta looked up to see Goku &
Bura were now wearing some of Bura's goofy dress-up clothes. Goku grinned down at Vegeta, the
floppy tea-party hat almost covering Goku's eyes, " We thought you'd never wake up "sleeping
beauty". " he giggled.
" I almost wish I hadn't. " Vegeta shivered at their immense size.
" Oh Toussan you look so pretty! " Bura clasped her hands together, then pulled out a
mirror, " Wanna see? "
" NO! " Vegeta shrieked, then glanced over to his right to see the full-length mirror
in Bura's room. His reflection stared back at him, a horrifed look on its face. In addition to
the outfit Bura had placed a shirley temple style blonde wig ontop of the ouji's head. He turned
a pale color, " I think I'm going to cry... "
" Awwwwww. " Goku said sadly, then held out a miniture doll-sized tissue up to him,
" Here you go. A REALLY LITTLE tissue for my REALLY LITTLE buddy. " he smiled contently. Vegeta
took the tissue, then looked at it and started to growl. He tossed the tissue to the ground &
repeatedly jumped up & down on it until it was nothing but a crumpled mess.
" WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT! I DO _NOT_ NEED A TISSUE! I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN
NO OUJI AND I AM TO BE _FEARED_! NOT SYMPATHIZED UPON BY A THIRD-CLASS IDIOT LIKE YOU!!! " Vegeta
screamed angrily at Goku.
" Aww, how can I be afraid of you when you're all mini-sized & dressed up all cute like
that. " Goku said sweetly.
" Kakarrot--just give me the antidote. " Vegeta said, losing patience.
Goku looked at him, baffled, " Antidote? What antidote? "
" THE ANTIDOTE TO THE STUPID SHRINKING FORMULA WHICH I MISTOOK FOR FRUIT PUNCH!!! THAT'S
WHAT ANTIDOTE I'M TALKING ABOUT!! " Vegeta ranted.
" Ohhh! " Goku said, as if enlightened, " Sure you can have the antidote REALLY LITTLE
buddy! " he giggled.
" --but not until AFTER we're done playing tea party! " Bura chimed in. Goku happily
nodded in agreement with her.
" BUT I DON'T _WANT_ TO PLAY "TEA PARTY"! " Vegeta gritted through his teeth, then
stomped his foot on the floor in frustration.
" Aww, Bura our lil'lil dolly's so cute! He almost looks mad. " Goku smiled.
" I _AM_ MAD! AND I'M _NOT_ GOING TO PLAY TEA PARTY WITH BAKARROT IF IT'S THE LAST THING
I EVER DO! "
" Well, I guess this is the last thing I ever do. " Vegeta said blandly as he sat at
Bura's toy tea-party table. He sighed, then held out his doll-sized teacup, " Hit me again
Kakarrot. " he sighed, depressed. Goku cheerfully poured the pretend tea into Vegeta's cup.
" Aww, don't be sad lil'lil dolly. We even gotcha a little doll chair to sit in &
everything. " Goku said, trying to cheer Vegeta up. He thought for a moment, then got an idea,
" OOH! I know what'll make you feel better. Now close your eyes and don't peek! " he said,
excitedly as he got up out of his chair.
" Alright Kakarrot, your "lil'lil dolly" will humor you. I guess I had it coming after
all the rotten things I've said/done to you. " Vegeta said, closing his eyes. Goku tip-toed over
to the tiny ouji & tied a bow around the "doll"'s neck. He then tip-toed back to his seat & sat
down again.
" Go on! Open your eyes Dolly! " Goku said anxiously, racked with suspense. Vegeta opened
his eyes & looked down at the brightly colored bow that was now around his neck, then up at Goku,
who was smiling at him with utmost adoration, along with big sparkily eyes.
Vegeta groaned & slammed his head down on the table, " Why does it have to end this way!
If I had known I would die such a humiliating death I would've done myself a favor & do myself in
! " he sobbed.
" I'm BAAAACK! " Bura said in a perky, sing-song voice as she plopped another teakettle
on the table, " And I brought more tea! "
Vegeta stared at the teakettle, filled to the rim with more "pretend tea". He sighed.
" And so the humiliation continues. " Vegeta shook his head.
" Whatsa matter Toussan? Are you sad again? " Bura asked.
" YES I AM "SAD AGAIN"! I WANT TO LEAVE!!! I WANT TO GO BACK TO TRAINING! HECK, I WANT
TO GO BACK TO MY OWN SIZE! WHAT I DON'T WANT TO BE IS A STUPID "lil'lil" DOLLY! " he growled,
then folded his arms & pouted.
" Aww, poor lil'lil dolly. " Goku sniffled, then took something small out of his pocket,
" Guess what I have for you this time? "
" I don't care! It's probably something stupid again! " Vegeta choked out between sobs.
" Here you go! " Goku dropped the miniture object onto the the table in front of him.
Vegeta stubbornly glanced over at it, then shrieked with joy.
" AHA! PEPSI! " he squealed, then grabbed the can & hugged it. He looked over at Goku
w/big sparkily eyes, " Oh THANK YOU Kaka-chan, you're so sweet to me. " Vegeta smiled widely.
Goku smiled back victoriously. Vegeta turned his attention back to the soda can & reached to open
it, only to find the top of the can was a sticker. In fact, the entire can itself was made out
of PLASTIC! No bar code, no listing of the ingredients, and NO caffenated beverage inside it,
" PLASTIC!! " Vegeta screamed, " IT'S _PLASTIC_!! " he said, then started to laugh hysterically,
" Of COURSE it's plastic! EVERYTHING here is made of PLASTIC! " he said, starting to lose his
mind.
" Lil'lil dolly? Are you feeling oh-kay? " Goku asked, worried.
" Yes, I'm just fine & dandy Kakarrot! " Vegeta laughed, clearly on his way to a nervous
breakdown, " Yup. I'm just a happily little dolly just like you are. "
" Little buddy Veggie? " Goku said, now seriously worried about the shrunken saiyajin.
" And you and you and you--we'll ALL HAPP-Y LIT-TLE DOLLIES... " he said in a crazed tone
of voice, a small trail of tears rolling down each of his cheeks. Goku cupped his hands over his
mouth, frightened for the ouji's sanity.
Vegeta sat on the floor indian-style & closed his eyes, then rocked himself back & forth
with a big insane smile on his face, humming to himself.
" VEGGIE! " Goku cried, then turned to Bura, " Bura we gotta change Veggie back right
now! He's scared and I'm scared that he's about to lose his MIND! "
Bura glared at Goku, her eyes bright red with anger. Goku was taken aback, " We're not
done PLAYING with our NEW LITTLE DOLLY yet! "
Goku glanced back at Vegeta, who was now laying on his back, giggling like a crazed
maniac, " But Bura-- "
The red light grew brighter, " Unless you wish to become my newest dolly I suggest you
SHUT UP! "
Goku stared at her, at a loss for words.
" Dolly-dolly-dolly, I'm a cute lil'lil dolly. " the now half-sane Vegeta said in a
sing-song voice as he sat on the ground, wobbling left & right like he was drunk.
" OHhhhhh, VEH-GEEE!!! " Goku whined, worried.
" Ugh! I can't BELIEVE those people at the checkout counter! " a familiar voice said
from outside the room. Vegeta instantly came out of his temporary insanity.
" Onna? " he turned his head in the direction, he could barely see a figure in the crack
in the door.
" What JERKS! "
A expression of joy & relief engulfed Vegeta's face, " ONNA! OH BULMA IT _IS_ YOU! " he
said to himself, " I'M SAVED! THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER! I'M FREE! " Vegeta flew up into the air &
headed towards the door, " ONNA! ONNA IT'S ME! OVER HERE! " he shouted happily, " ONNA--BULMA,
GET ME THE ANTIDOTE! HURRY I'M ALMOST THERE AND I--ACK! " Bura kicked the door shut, causing
Vegeta to smash face first into the bedroom door.
" BURA! " Goku shouted, shocked.
" And where do you think you're going lil'lil dolly! " Bura said angrily to Vegeta as she
grabbed him, not paying any attention to Goku.
" B-chan...let me out of here! " Vegeta groaned, " PLEASE little B-chan! "
" YOU'RE the one who's little right now, dolly. And as long as your my dolly then you
do what _I_ say! " Bura ordered. Vegeta gulped. Bura smiled sweetly, " Besides lil'lil dolly, we
haven't done your makeup yet! "
" Makeup! " Vegeta squeaked out.
" BURA! VEGGIE DOESN'T WANNA PLAY ANYMORE! " Goku yelled.
Bura held up a lipstick container, " If you wanna play with us you'll get to draw on
lil'lil dolly's face! " she said teasingly, " You like to draw don't you Mr. Goten's Daddy? "
Goku looked down at Bura's smirk, then at Vegeta's nervous expression, then back at the
the lipstick container, which seemed to be glowing in a persasive "pick-me pick-me" way. He
nodded at Vegeta, who smiled & nodded back at him, then shrieked as Goku grabbed the container
from Bura.
" Sorry lil'lil dolly. " Goku apoligized, then squealed happily, " But how can I resist
doodling on your little dolly face! "
Bura grinned in victory, " Just think lil'lil dolly! You're gonna be the cutest little
dolly in all of my dollyland! "
Vegeta hung his head, once again feeling a humiliating doom hanging over him like the
plague, " Why me... "
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9:20 PM 12/13/01
END OF PART ONE!
Vegeta: (w/jaw hanging open) That has got to be the most painful and embrassing thing you've
ever done to me.
Chuquita: (still slightly in shock herself) Believe me, I didn't know before I wrote this how
humiliating this fic would be for you.
Vegeta: It's worse than that time when Bura blackmailed me & I got stuck in that baby-carrage
back in "You Must of Been a Beautiful Baby"
Goku: (grins) Well I liked it!
Vegeta: THAT'S BECAUSE NOTHING BAD HAPPENED TO _YOU_! (to Chu) Chu, turn Kakarrot into the size
of "dolly"!
Chuquita: Vedge, he didn't do anything wrong to us!
Vegeta: Remember the reindeer antlers!
Chuquita: ...sorry 'bout this Son-San. (snaps her fingers; Goku instantly becomes 4 inches tall)
Goku: HEY! CHU-SAMA!
Vegeta: (big grin) AWW, LOOKIT THE LITTLE KAKA-CHAN! (grabs Goku & holds him in his fist) I guess
this makes YOU the little buddy now, right Kaka-chan?
Goku: (sweatdrops) Ohhh....this is not good.
Chuquita: Happy now Veggie?
Vegeta: (cheerfully) Oh yes! VERY HAPPY!
Chuquita: Good, cuz that's the last wish you're gettin in a while.
Vegeta: (grins) See you in Part 2 everybody!
Goku: (nervously) Heh-heh, yeah...
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "The Brak Show"
Thunderclees: (after they finish putting on their play) So, how was I?
Brak: You were a serendipitous treat my friend, delicious!
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Once again, hello! Welcome to the Corner. Today's fic was inspired
by a small colláge of things. An episode of Dexter's Laborotory, an old "Goosebumps"
book, and an old fic I read by PV.
Vegeta: (dryly) Oh goody.
Goku: (cheerfully) Goody is right! I got a big part in this story! (w/a giggly face on)
(to Veggie) Wanna know why?
Vegeta: (groans) Why Kakarrot?
Goku: CUZ YOU'RE GONNA BE EVEN SMALLER THAN NORMAL! (giggles)
Vegeta: As I said last time, why me..
Goku: Why? Because we love you Veggie!
Chuquita: That, and you're a very expandable character. You're the smart guy in the group
of idjits. You're always annoyed by people who are happier than you are. That's why it's so
easy to put you in different situations that can exploit that personal trait. It's comedy!
Vegeta: (annoyied) IT IS _NOT_ COMEDY! THERE IS NOTHING COMEDIC ABOUT IT!
Chuquita: See, you're doing it right now.
Vegeta: ...oh-kay. Point. It's still not fair! Why do _I_ always have to be hypothetical
piñata for people to smack with sticks until candy flies out of me and onto the ground for them
to eat with their disqusting germ-ridden hands!
Chuquita: Because you make us laugh.
Goku: And because we love you!
Vegeta: "because we love you"...I can deal with that. (small smile)
Chuquita: Alright then! On with the show!
Summary: You can't blame a person for being hungry. After Vegeta accidently drinks what he
thought was punch, the reaction from the chemical shrinks him down to 4 inches tall! Vegeta
orders Bura & Goku to retrieve the antidote for him, but two have other plans for the little ouji
. Now he's trapped in Bura's room & victim to whatever humiliating games Bura & Goku can come up
with! Will Veggie be able to escape Bura's room & get back to the lab before the chemical becomes
permanent? Or will he be forced to spend the rest of his days as Bura & Goku's "little dolly"?
Find out!
Ages:
Bura-8
Goten-9
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" *ROAR*! "
Vegeta looked down at his stomach as he continued doing his pushups in the gravity room,
" I hear you already! Shut up, I'm almost done! " he barked at his stomach, annoyed, then went
back to his work. He smiled happily at the silence, then froze.
" *ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*! "
a scream wailed loud enough to shake half the town. Vegeta stood there for a moment, his face
bright red with embrassment. He looked down at his watch & shrieked, " AHHH! IT'S ALMOST LUNCH
TIME! I HAVEN'T EATEN IN FIVE HOURS! "
" I can't believe nobody bothers to tell me what TIME it is! I have to wait for my stupid
stomach to wake half the planet! " he grumbled angrily as he passed Bulma's lab, then peeked
inside, smelling something that was surprisingly pleasant. He looked around cautiously to see if
anyone was nearby, then entered the room in search of the source of the smell. He walked by a
row of beakers filled with a reddish-pink liquid & stopped. The ouji grabbed one of the beakers
& sniffed it. Low & behold, the beautifully appitizing smell was emenating from these beakers.
He looked at the beaker cautiously, then down at his stomach, which let out another agonizing
roar of hunger.
" Oh shut up! I don't even know what's in here! " Vegeta glared at his stomach, then
noticed a note taped to the beakers' container. He took the note & read it outloud, " "Dear
Vegeta; went grocery-shopping; don't touch/drink/or smell the chemicals--OR ELSE! Love, Bulma". "
His stomach roared again. The ouji shrugged, " Well, I've already broken TWO of her
little laws already--oh what the hey, " he said, then chugged down the liquid inside the beaker
he was holding, which was unusually sweet. He burped, then tossed the empty beaker into the trash
can, " No one will ever know. "
" Ahh, there's a welcome sight. " Vegeta smiled as he walked over to the large couch in
front of the TV. He felt very groggy, wither it had been from the long workout he had just had or
that stuff in the beaker he had drank, he didn't know--or care for that matter. He layed down on
the couch just as he closed his eyes to drift into a peaceful slumber...
" HI VEGGIE! "
" YIPE! " Vegeta yelped as he instantly jumped up in fright. Goku looked up at the
shorter saiyajin, who was now clinging onto a hanging potted plant for dear life. He looked down
at Goku & glared, then jumped to the ground.
" Aww, I'm sorry little buddy, I didn't know you were asleep. " he apoligized, then broke
into a grin, " I didn't know you could jump that high either! "
" What are you doing here THIS TIME. " Vegeta said flatly.
" Well, Chi-Chi had to take Gohan to one of those parent-teacher confences and she told
me to go find someone to play with, so I instantly thought of you. " he smiled at the ouji.
" Aww, isn't that sickeningly sweet of you. " Vegeta said, disqusted & flattered at the
same time. He got a thought, " What about Goten? "
Goten stood in the middle of the empty Son family kitchen, confused, " Hello? Mom? Dad?
Gohan? Where is everybody? "
" Oops, I forgot about him. " Goku's face turned red with embrassment. Vegeta rolled his
eyes.
" Oh brother. " he slapped himself on the forehead, feeling a migraine coming on,
" Listen, Kakarrot, as long as you're here, " he started off, then grabbed a nearby alarm clock
& handed it to Goku, " make yourself useful and wake me up when the big hand is on the 12, ok? "
" Oh-KAY little buddy Veggie! " Goku grinned, saluting him. He paused, then looked down
at Vegeta, confused, " That's strange... " he mumbled.
" WHAT'S strange? "
" You look a little more littler than usual Veggie. " Goku said, scratching his head,
" Either that or I've gotten taller. "
Vegeta looked back up at him; Goku DID look slightly higher than he normally was compared
to the prince. He shifted uneasily, then shook the feeling off, " Nonsense Kakarrot. You're just
seeing things. There is no difference. " he huffed, then plopped himself back on the couch &
yawned, then closed his eyes.
" G'NIGHT VEH-- " Goku said loudly, then stopped, " I mean, g'night Veggie. " he said in
a whisper. A vein angrily bulged on Vegeta's forehead. Goku turned around & tiptoed into the
kitchen.
" AND DON'T YOU DARE EAT ANYTHING IN MY REFRIDGERATOR! " Vegeta sat up & snapped at him.
Goku froze, then sighed sadly.
" Oh-kay Veggie... " he pouted, then, dragging his feet on the floor, made his way into
the kitchen.
Goku giggled happily as he finished off a bag of chips. All the drawers in the kitchen
were wide open, and empty. Scattered boxes & bags of food layed sprawled on the kitchen floor
like fallen soldiers at the hands of a monster, namely Goku.
" Heeheehee. Veggie said not to eat anything out of the fridge, but he never said
anything about the food in the closets. " he grabbed the last remaining ice-tray & swallowed all
12 icecubes whole, " OR the freezer. "
" Hi Mr. Goten's Daddy, what're you doing here--*GASP*! " Bura shrieked as she stared at
the messy kitchen.
Goku grinned at her, " I had a snack! " he replied, then heard a buzzing noise & looked
down at the alarm clock on the kitchen table.
" What's the alarm clock for? " Bura asked.
" Oh, that. Veggie took a nap & told me to wake him when the clock reached a certain time
. " he said, staring at the alarm clock, " I set the alarm to make sure I wouldn't forget. " Goku
glanced over at Bura, an impish smile on his face, " Wanna go help me wake him up! "
Bura smiled, " OH-KAY! LET'S GO! " she said happily as the both tip-toed in a fake,
spy-like manner. The two peeked over the side of the couch & gasped.
" Ohhhh... " Vegeta groaned, rubbing his head, " I feel like I was just hit by a truck. "
he said, then reached for the remote. His eyes bugged out of his head as he stared at the huge
black rectangle in front of him. Vegeta took a step ontop of the rectangle & looked down at it.
To his horror, it WAS the remote, " What the... " he pinched himself to see if he was still
dreaming, then yelped in pain, " AHH! IT'S NOT A DREAM! IT'S NOT A DREAM! " he looked around the
living room, which now looked like it was half the size of the planet from his small perspective.
His face turned a pale green as he grabbed his stomach, " I think I'm gonna be sick... "
" AWWWWWWWWWWWW! " two loud high-pitched voices squealed from behind him. Vegeta froze as
he slowly looked up to see Goku & Bura, both of which looked gigantic to him, staring down at the
ouji with big sparkily eyes.
" Oh boy... " Vegeta trailed off, a worried look on his face.
" Hey REALLY LITTLE buddy, what happened to you? " Goku asked innocently.
" Nothing! I'm fine. Really. And since I'm awake you can both go back to what you were
doing. " Vegeta laughed nervously.
" You didn't drink some of Kaasan's shrinking potion, did you Toussan? " Bura said
suspicously.
" It depends. " Vegeta said casually, " Was it in a beaker, a red color, and have a note
attached to it ordering me to not drink it? "
" Yes. " Bura said flatly.
" Mmm... " Vegeta put his hand on his chin, deep in thought, " In that case... " he said,
then broke into a cheesy grin, " Yes! "
" WAHH! " both Bura and Goku sweatdropped.
" You don't happen to know where the antidote to this stuff is, do you? " Vegeta asked.
Bura giggled, " Yes...but I'm not tellin you. Not yet anyway! "
" Eh? " Vegeta looked at her, confused, " Why the heck not! "
" Yeah Bura, we gotta change Veggie back. " Goku said, then paused as Bura whispered
something into his ear. The taller saiyajin's eyes widened with joy as he listened to Bura's plan
. He grinned widely, then looked down at Vegeta with the same sneaky/anxious look his face as
Bura.
" ...why are you looking at me like? Kakarrot? " Vegeta said, slightly nervous. Goku
grabbed Vegeta with his right hand & closed his fingers around him, leaving just enough room for
Vegeta's head above Goku's fist.
" Don't worry REALLY LITTLE buddy, we'll change you back. " Goku reassured him. The
frightened look on Vegeta's face didn't seem to reflect reassurance at all.
" But first we're gonna play some games! " Bura said happily.
" Games? " Vegeta said flatly, " What KIND of "games"? "
" FUN games! " Goku grinned.
" "Fun" games...right. "
" Wow Bura, your room never ceases to amaze me. " Goku said, smiling at the room before
them, " You have more toys than I've seen at the toystore! "
Vegeta stared into Bura's room with a feeling of ominous doom floating around him. The
amount of pinkness in the room seemed magnified to his shrunken self, making him feel naucious.
He stuck out his tongue in disqust.
" So, umm, what exactly were you planning to play with me? " Vegeta said, asking the two
"giants".
" Aww, lotsa games REALLY LITTLE buddy! " Goku said happily, " And you're gonna be our
lil'lil dolly! " he said, stroking Vegeta's hair with his large thumb.
" DOLLY!? " Vegeta squeaked out.
" Uh-huh! " Bura grinned widely, " But if you're gonna be our dolly Toussan, you're gonna
have to look like one! " she giggled maniacally as she zipped over to her closet & pulled a pile
of stuff out of it, which she held behind her back as she made here way to where Goku was
standing. Vegeta helplessly leaned his chin on the enourmous saiyajin's fingers, " Look what I
got! " Bura said in a sing-song voice as she pulled the pile of objects out from behind her back,
" DOLLY CLOTHES! " she squealed. Vegeta stared at the doll clothes, all of which were either pink
, fluffy, or both. A feeling of impeninding humiliation and doom washed over him.
" You gotta be kidding me... " he mumbled to himself in shock.
" Yeah, you're right. Not a single outfit goes with your hair. " Bura said, " But don't
worry, that's what I have my Barbie hairdresser salon for! " she said, pointing to playset on the
floor, which was ironically lifesized compared to Vegeta.
The nervous ouji looked up at Goku, " KAKARROT! DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT
THIS! " he pleaded.
" Yes. " Goku nodded, a serious look on his face. Vegeta sighed with relief. Goku
grinned, " I think a dolly wig would look much better on our new lil'lil dolly! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Something tells me that this, is going to be, the longest day of
my life. "
" OOoh! I like this one! " Goku oohed as he & Bura went through the dolly clothes, trying
to find which one Vegeta would be forced to wear during this nightmarish experiance. Vegeta
himself was tied to one of Bura's Barbie lawn chairs by use of her hair squngie as rope. He
stared down at the fluorescent squngie & growled.
" I don't get it! I should be able to easily break this stupid..UNGH..thing! " Vegeta
said to himself as he angrily tried to rip the squngie apart, but to no avail, " Don't tell me
that "shrinking potion" made me WEAKER too! "
" Silly Toussan, no it didn't. " Bura giggled, " The potion never changed how strong
you are, it only changed your strength's persective! "
" Eh? " Vegeta looked at her, confused.
" You can still lift over a hundred pounds, but because of how small you are, a hundred
pounds to you would probably be only about 4 or 5 of my building blocks. " Bura explained,
" Isn't that silly. "
" Yeah...thanks for filling in that plothole for me... " Vegeta grumbled.
" Hey Bura, I like this one for my lil'lil dolly! " Goku said, holding out one of Bura's
dolls's outfits; a pink cheerleader costume. He grinned, " It's kinky. "
" KAKARROT! " Vegeta shrieked, half in anger & half in shock.
" Yeah lil'lil talking dolly? " he said, staring down at the ouji.
" Not "lil'lil talking dolly", Kakarrot! It's ME--Vegeta. You know, "little buddy
Veggie"? " he looked up at the giant uneasily.
Goku squinted his eyes at Vegeta for a second, " ...OH! Hi REALLY LITTLE buddy. I forgot
it was you down there. "
Vegeta gulped, " That's what's worrying me. ::If Kakarrot forgets that it's me tied up
here who KNOWS what he's capable of doing::! "
" I don't like that one for our dolly, Mr. Goten's Daddy. Our dolly should wear THIS
dress! " Bura held up a puffier outfit that was a lighter shade of pink than the one Goku picked
out, " Our lil'lil dolly'll look SO PRETTY! "
Vegeta took one look at the outfit & felt sick. It was sickeningly cute enough to make
milk curtle in disqust.
" But Bura I wanna use the one I picked out! " Goku whined.
" Well too bad cuz we're gonna use mine! " Bura retorted.
" THAT'S NOT FAIR! HE'S MY LIL'LIL DOLLY TOO! "
" OH YEAH WELL THESE ARE _MY_ DOLLY CLOTHES! "
" WELL I FOUND HIM FIRST! "
" WELL IT WAS MY IDEA TO PLAY DRESS-UP WITH DOLLY IN THE FIRST PLACE! "
" WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP!!! " Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs. Bura & Goku
instantly paused & turned in his direction. Goku stared at Vegeta for a moment, then nodded.
" You're right Bura, your outfit'll look better on our lil'lil dolly. Dolly looks too
small to fit into mine. " Goku said.
" Why THANK YOU Mr. Goten's Daddy, that's very nice of you; I knew you'd see it my way
eventually! " Bura boasted.
" You're starting to sound just like Veggie. " Goku muttered.
Vegeta grinned, " I take that as a compliment. "
" You say something lil'lil dolly? "
" It's VEGETA! "
" ...OH! Sorry. I forgot again. " Goku laughed in a goofy way, then playfully bonked
himself on the side of the head with his fist. Goku pulled the squngie off from around Vegeta &
the chair, then grabbed the ouji & turned to Bura.
Vegeta squirmed around with all his might, trying to pull him body out of Goku's fist.
" Aww, lil'lil dolly! Stop moving! " Bura whined, " I'll never be able to get your pretty
new outfit on you if you don't stop wiggling! "
" That's...the...point! " Vegeta said as he tried desprately to loosen Goku's grip.
" Ah, don't worry about that Bura. I know what to do. " Goku said happily. Vegeta froze
as he noticed Goku's free hand was just about to flick the shrunken ouji on the head. He gulped,
wondering what brain damage he might have after the blow was dealt, or even if he was going to
survive it.
" Kakarrot! NO! " he ordered, but was too late. A split-second later Goku's finger
smacked into the side of Vegeta's head, knocking him unconsious.
" There we go. Lil'lil dolly's asleep. " Goku smiled triumphantly as he handed the
'sleeping' dolly to Bura.
" Don't you worry, dolly. " Bura said as she took 'dolly's' boots off, " I know exactly
what I'm doing... "
" ... " Vegeta slowly opened his eyes, then sat up to find he was in bed. He sighed with
relief, " It was all a bad dream, a DISTRUBING and FRIGHTENING dream, but nothing else. " he
smiled, then flopped his head back on the pillow & closed his eyes; then instantly they shot open
again. The realization had just hit, " This is not my bed... " he sat up again & looked around.
He had been sleeping in one of Bura's toy beds. Vegeta looked down at his hands, which now had
dolly gloves on them instead of his usual training gloves, " Please tell me this isn't happening
to me. " he said to himself, then ripped the the bedsheets off to discover he was now wearing the
puffy, light-pink outfit Bura had picked out earlier. Vegeta jumped out of the bed & onto the
floor, " IT IS HAPPENING! IT'S REAL! IT'S ALL VERY VERY REAL! " he screamed, then whinced at the
doll booties on his feet, " This is madness! I am the GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! I
don't deserve this! "
" LIL'LIL DOLLY'S UP! " a voice squealed from above him. Vegeta looked up to see Goku &
Bura were now wearing some of Bura's goofy dress-up clothes. Goku grinned down at Vegeta, the
floppy tea-party hat almost covering Goku's eyes, " We thought you'd never wake up "sleeping
beauty". " he giggled.
" I almost wish I hadn't. " Vegeta shivered at their immense size.
" Oh Toussan you look so pretty! " Bura clasped her hands together, then pulled out a
mirror, " Wanna see? "
" NO! " Vegeta shrieked, then glanced over to his right to see the full-length mirror
in Bura's room. His reflection stared back at him, a horrifed look on its face. In addition to
the outfit Bura had placed a shirley temple style blonde wig ontop of the ouji's head. He turned
a pale color, " I think I'm going to cry... "
" Awwwwww. " Goku said sadly, then held out a miniture doll-sized tissue up to him,
" Here you go. A REALLY LITTLE tissue for my REALLY LITTLE buddy. " he smiled contently. Vegeta
took the tissue, then looked at it and started to growl. He tossed the tissue to the ground &
repeatedly jumped up & down on it until it was nothing but a crumpled mess.
" WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT! I DO _NOT_ NEED A TISSUE! I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN
NO OUJI AND I AM TO BE _FEARED_! NOT SYMPATHIZED UPON BY A THIRD-CLASS IDIOT LIKE YOU!!! " Vegeta
screamed angrily at Goku.
" Aww, how can I be afraid of you when you're all mini-sized & dressed up all cute like
that. " Goku said sweetly.
" Kakarrot--just give me the antidote. " Vegeta said, losing patience.
Goku looked at him, baffled, " Antidote? What antidote? "
" THE ANTIDOTE TO THE STUPID SHRINKING FORMULA WHICH I MISTOOK FOR FRUIT PUNCH!!! THAT'S
WHAT ANTIDOTE I'M TALKING ABOUT!! " Vegeta ranted.
" Ohhh! " Goku said, as if enlightened, " Sure you can have the antidote REALLY LITTLE
buddy! " he giggled.
" --but not until AFTER we're done playing tea party! " Bura chimed in. Goku happily
nodded in agreement with her.
" BUT I DON'T _WANT_ TO PLAY "TEA PARTY"! " Vegeta gritted through his teeth, then
stomped his foot on the floor in frustration.
" Aww, Bura our lil'lil dolly's so cute! He almost looks mad. " Goku smiled.
" I _AM_ MAD! AND I'M _NOT_ GOING TO PLAY TEA PARTY WITH BAKARROT IF IT'S THE LAST THING
I EVER DO! "
" Well, I guess this is the last thing I ever do. " Vegeta said blandly as he sat at
Bura's toy tea-party table. He sighed, then held out his doll-sized teacup, " Hit me again
Kakarrot. " he sighed, depressed. Goku cheerfully poured the pretend tea into Vegeta's cup.
" Aww, don't be sad lil'lil dolly. We even gotcha a little doll chair to sit in &
everything. " Goku said, trying to cheer Vegeta up. He thought for a moment, then got an idea,
" OOH! I know what'll make you feel better. Now close your eyes and don't peek! " he said,
excitedly as he got up out of his chair.
" Alright Kakarrot, your "lil'lil dolly" will humor you. I guess I had it coming after
all the rotten things I've said/done to you. " Vegeta said, closing his eyes. Goku tip-toed over
to the tiny ouji & tied a bow around the "doll"'s neck. He then tip-toed back to his seat & sat
down again.
" Go on! Open your eyes Dolly! " Goku said anxiously, racked with suspense. Vegeta opened
his eyes & looked down at the brightly colored bow that was now around his neck, then up at Goku,
who was smiling at him with utmost adoration, along with big sparkily eyes.
Vegeta groaned & slammed his head down on the table, " Why does it have to end this way!
If I had known I would die such a humiliating death I would've done myself a favor & do myself in
! " he sobbed.
" I'm BAAAACK! " Bura said in a perky, sing-song voice as she plopped another teakettle
on the table, " And I brought more tea! "
Vegeta stared at the teakettle, filled to the rim with more "pretend tea". He sighed.
" And so the humiliation continues. " Vegeta shook his head.
" Whatsa matter Toussan? Are you sad again? " Bura asked.
" YES I AM "SAD AGAIN"! I WANT TO LEAVE!!! I WANT TO GO BACK TO TRAINING! HECK, I WANT
TO GO BACK TO MY OWN SIZE! WHAT I DON'T WANT TO BE IS A STUPID "lil'lil" DOLLY! " he growled,
then folded his arms & pouted.
" Aww, poor lil'lil dolly. " Goku sniffled, then took something small out of his pocket,
" Guess what I have for you this time? "
" I don't care! It's probably something stupid again! " Vegeta choked out between sobs.
" Here you go! " Goku dropped the miniture object onto the the table in front of him.
Vegeta stubbornly glanced over at it, then shrieked with joy.
" AHA! PEPSI! " he squealed, then grabbed the can & hugged it. He looked over at Goku
w/big sparkily eyes, " Oh THANK YOU Kaka-chan, you're so sweet to me. " Vegeta smiled widely.
Goku smiled back victoriously. Vegeta turned his attention back to the soda can & reached to open
it, only to find the top of the can was a sticker. In fact, the entire can itself was made out
of PLASTIC! No bar code, no listing of the ingredients, and NO caffenated beverage inside it,
" PLASTIC!! " Vegeta screamed, " IT'S _PLASTIC_!! " he said, then started to laugh hysterically,
" Of COURSE it's plastic! EVERYTHING here is made of PLASTIC! " he said, starting to lose his
mind.
" Lil'lil dolly? Are you feeling oh-kay? " Goku asked, worried.
" Yes, I'm just fine & dandy Kakarrot! " Vegeta laughed, clearly on his way to a nervous
breakdown, " Yup. I'm just a happily little dolly just like you are. "
" Little buddy Veggie? " Goku said, now seriously worried about the shrunken saiyajin.
" And you and you and you--we'll ALL HAPP-Y LIT-TLE DOLLIES... " he said in a crazed tone
of voice, a small trail of tears rolling down each of his cheeks. Goku cupped his hands over his
mouth, frightened for the ouji's sanity.
Vegeta sat on the floor indian-style & closed his eyes, then rocked himself back & forth
with a big insane smile on his face, humming to himself.
" VEGGIE! " Goku cried, then turned to Bura, " Bura we gotta change Veggie back right
now! He's scared and I'm scared that he's about to lose his MIND! "
Bura glared at Goku, her eyes bright red with anger. Goku was taken aback, " We're not
done PLAYING with our NEW LITTLE DOLLY yet! "
Goku glanced back at Vegeta, who was now laying on his back, giggling like a crazed
maniac, " But Bura-- "
The red light grew brighter, " Unless you wish to become my newest dolly I suggest you
SHUT UP! "
Goku stared at her, at a loss for words.
" Dolly-dolly-dolly, I'm a cute lil'lil dolly. " the now half-sane Vegeta said in a
sing-song voice as he sat on the ground, wobbling left & right like he was drunk.
" OHhhhhh, VEH-GEEE!!! " Goku whined, worried.
" Ugh! I can't BELIEVE those people at the checkout counter! " a familiar voice said
from outside the room. Vegeta instantly came out of his temporary insanity.
" Onna? " he turned his head in the direction, he could barely see a figure in the crack
in the door.
" What JERKS! "
A expression of joy & relief engulfed Vegeta's face, " ONNA! OH BULMA IT _IS_ YOU! " he
said to himself, " I'M SAVED! THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER! I'M FREE! " Vegeta flew up into the air &
headed towards the door, " ONNA! ONNA IT'S ME! OVER HERE! " he shouted happily, " ONNA--BULMA,
GET ME THE ANTIDOTE! HURRY I'M ALMOST THERE AND I--ACK! " Bura kicked the door shut, causing
Vegeta to smash face first into the bedroom door.
" BURA! " Goku shouted, shocked.
" And where do you think you're going lil'lil dolly! " Bura said angrily to Vegeta as she
grabbed him, not paying any attention to Goku.
" B-chan...let me out of here! " Vegeta groaned, " PLEASE little B-chan! "
" YOU'RE the one who's little right now, dolly. And as long as your my dolly then you
do what _I_ say! " Bura ordered. Vegeta gulped. Bura smiled sweetly, " Besides lil'lil dolly, we
haven't done your makeup yet! "
" Makeup! " Vegeta squeaked out.
" BURA! VEGGIE DOESN'T WANNA PLAY ANYMORE! " Goku yelled.
Bura held up a lipstick container, " If you wanna play with us you'll get to draw on
lil'lil dolly's face! " she said teasingly, " You like to draw don't you Mr. Goten's Daddy? "
Goku looked down at Bura's smirk, then at Vegeta's nervous expression, then back at the
the lipstick container, which seemed to be glowing in a persasive "pick-me pick-me" way. He
nodded at Vegeta, who smiled & nodded back at him, then shrieked as Goku grabbed the container
from Bura.
" Sorry lil'lil dolly. " Goku apoligized, then squealed happily, " But how can I resist
doodling on your little dolly face! "
Bura grinned in victory, " Just think lil'lil dolly! You're gonna be the cutest little
dolly in all of my dollyland! "
Vegeta hung his head, once again feeling a humiliating doom hanging over him like the
plague, " Why me... "
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9:20 PM 12/13/01
END OF PART ONE!
Vegeta: (w/jaw hanging open) That has got to be the most painful and embrassing thing you've
ever done to me.
Chuquita: (still slightly in shock herself) Believe me, I didn't know before I wrote this how
humiliating this fic would be for you.
Vegeta: It's worse than that time when Bura blackmailed me & I got stuck in that baby-carrage
back in "You Must of Been a Beautiful Baby"
Goku: (grins) Well I liked it!
Vegeta: THAT'S BECAUSE NOTHING BAD HAPPENED TO _YOU_! (to Chu) Chu, turn Kakarrot into the size
of "dolly"!
Chuquita: Vedge, he didn't do anything wrong to us!
Vegeta: Remember the reindeer antlers!
Chuquita: ...sorry 'bout this Son-San. (snaps her fingers; Goku instantly becomes 4 inches tall)
Goku: HEY! CHU-SAMA!
Vegeta: (big grin) AWW, LOOKIT THE LITTLE KAKA-CHAN! (grabs Goku & holds him in his fist) I guess
this makes YOU the little buddy now, right Kaka-chan?
Goku: (sweatdrops) Ohhh....this is not good.
Chuquita: Happy now Veggie?
Vegeta: (cheerfully) Oh yes! VERY HAPPY!
Chuquita: Good, cuz that's the last wish you're gettin in a while.
Vegeta: (grins) See you in Part 2 everybody!
Goku: (nervously) Heh-heh, yeah...
