3:44 PM 12/14/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Space Ghost Coast to Coast"
SPACE GHOST: Boy, scolding Zorak sure builds up a man-sized appetite!
I could go for a bowl of pulverized organ mash, basted in sweet intestinal bile fluids.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Hi, we're back with Part 2 of "Smallfry". I felt bad for what happened to
Veggie in Part 1 of the fic, so I decided to fulfill a little request he had. I zapped
Son-San so he is now 4 inches tall.
Vegeta: (cackling evilly w/Goku in his fist) MUHAHAHAHA! I'M GOING TO BREAK KAKARROT'S TINY
HEAD LIKE A GRAPE! [puts one finger on each side of Goku's head]
Chuquita: YOU ARE NOT!
Vegeta: (confused) I'm not?
Chuquita: You do & I'll zap you bald!
Vegeta: (gasps) Uh..uh... [turns back to the trembling Son-San] Would I be COMPLETELY bald, or
would it be just bald enough to still have a comb-over?
Chuquita: (threatening) More along the lines of a WIG.
Vegeta: ...fine. No more squeezing Kakarrot's doll-sized head till it smashes like watermelon
and juices flow out of it onto the table.
Chuquita: (glares at him) Yeah..you better not...
Vegeta: (thinks for a moment) You got any gum?
Chuquita: (suspicous) Why?
Vegeta: Well, uh, no reason really?
Chuquita: (still suspicous) I dunno... (takes out a stick of gum) Maybe...
Goku: (yelps) NO CHU-SAMA! DON'T DO IT!
Chuquita: (to Veggie) You're not going to use it to hurt Son-San, are you?
Vegeta: (faking innocence) Now why would _I_ do _THAT_?
Chuquita: (flatly) Because you like to smack Son-San around like a punching bag.
Vegeta: (grins) HEY! That's not a bad idea!
Chuquita: (starts to put the gum back in her pocket)
Vegeta: AHH! NO! Give me the gum! Come on! After the horror I'm going through in this fic I
think I deserve a piece of gum!
Chuquita: You don't even like gum.
Vegeta: ...yes I do.
Chuquita: (narrows her eyes at Veggie) Well, alright, here. [hands the bubble gum to Vegeta, who
grins, chews the gum, then spats it out back into his hands, the gum now a large gooey wad]
Vegeta: Thank you. (smirks) [plops the bubblegum wad onto the desk, then smushes the shrunken
Goku into it, feet first so only his head is above the gum] [starts to smack Goku's head left &
right with his hand] TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT!
Goku: (wailing) CHU-SAMA!!
Chuquita: (busy staring out into space) ! [turns to Vegeta & knocks him upside the head] (angry)
WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO HURT SON-SAN! AND YOU SAID YOU WOULD
NOT AND THEN WENT AHEAD AND _DID_!
Vegeta: Well I wouldnt've if you didn't give me the idea about the punching bag.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) [snaps her fingers & changes Goku into his orignal size, causing his
immense weight to crash a hole through the desk]
Goku: YEA! I AM SAVED!
Vegeta: (pouts) Awww, poo.
Chuquita: You shutup or I'll pull out the Big Book of Author Spells & punish you for being mean
to Son-San--again.
Goku: [instantly teleports behind them w/the B.B.O.A.S] LET'S DO IT NOW!
Chuquita: (agrees) YEA!
Vegeta: Hoo-boy...
Summary: You can't blame a person for being hungry. After Vegeta accidently drinks what he
thought was punch, the reaction from the chemical shrinks him down to 4 inches tall! Vegeta
orders Bura & Goku to retrieve the antidote for him, but two have other plans for the little ouji
. Now he's trapped in Bura's room & victim to whatever humiliating games Bura & Goku can come up
with! Will Veggie be able to escape Bura's room & get back to the lab before the chemical becomes
permanent? Or will he be forced to spend the rest of his days as Bura & Goku's "little dolly"?
Find out!
Ages:
Bura-8
Goten-9
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" Bura, I think what we're doing to Veggie is really mean. " Goku whined as Bura happily
continued to put makeup on the shrunken, gagged ouji's face.
" It is NOT mean, it's fun! " Bura giggled, then narrowed her eyes at Goku, " And since
Toussan's a dolly now you can't call him Veggie any more! '
" WHAT? WHY! "
" Be-CAUSE _NOW_ he's our lil'lil dolly, umm-- " she faultered, trying to come up with a
name, " --Sugarpants! "
" "Sugarpants"? " Goku said skeptically, " But Bura, he's not a REAL dolly. Ve-- " she
was glaring at him with the glowing red eyes again. Goku gulped, " I mean, "Sugarpants", " he
cringed at the name, " Is really just Veggie mini-sized wearing one of your doll's old outfits! "
Bura roared, " THIS IS _MY_ ROOM! YOU PLAY BY _MY_ RULES! "
" Bura? Everything oh-kay in here? " Mirai Trunks poked his head in the doorway. Bura
froze, then quickly held "Sugarpants" against her so Mirai wouldn't see his face.
" Of COURSE everything is oh-kay Mirai. " Bura said sweetly. The pleading look on Goku's
face contradicted what she was saying.
" What about you Son-San? " Mirai asked, " I heard somebody scream. "
" Help Veggie, Mirai. " Goku begged, " I need you to get the antidote to Bulma's
shrinking formula. Veggie accidently drank some by mistake and now my little buddy's in real
trouble! "
Bura shivered nervously, then sent a death-glare in Goku's direction, " Bad Mr. Goten's
Daddy, you should know better than that! " ::Maybe I should make you one of my dollies too. That
cheerleader outfit was too big for Toussan but I bet it would fit you:: she thought, snickering.
" Oh no! Who KNOWS where Toussan could be! If he's shrunk, he could've been eaten by
the nextdoor neighbor's dog! Or got himself flushed down the toilet! Or even worse! What if he
got himself caught in the meat-grinder in the kitchen! Or if he's trapped in the gravity room!
At that tiny height the gravity would CRUSH HIM! " Mirai panicked.
" Oh it's something much worse than that. " Goku said to himself in a whisper.
Mirai noticed the doll Bura was holding & smiled, " Hey Bura, whatcha got there, I've
never seen THAT doll before. "
" Uhh, this is Sugarpants. She's new. " Bura said, half-lying & laughing nervously at
the same time.
" Cool. Did Toussan give her to you? "
" Heheheheheheheh, " Goku laughed in a half-crazed manner, " Now that's ironic. "
" What's so ironic about that? " Mirai asked, " Bura, can I see it? " he asked.
" NO! " Bura shouted almost instantly, " Sugarpants is, a, uh, special dolly. You can't
hold her. "
" Why not? "
" She's too, err, fragile, yes. You'll break her. " she shook her finger at Mirai.
" Well...alright. " Mirai said, backing away, " You wanna come help me find Toussan,
Son-San? " he asked Goku.
" Oh-kay! " Goku said, happy to finally be getting a one-way ticket out of Bura's room of
horrors.
" KAKA-CHAN! " a tiny voice screamed from inside Bura's hand. Goku froze & looked over
his shoulder, " DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! " Vegeta's pleading eyes peeked out from between Bura's
fingers.
" COME ON SON-SAN! We gotta hurry or else we'll NEVER find Toussan! " Mirai said.
" I...I...I... " sweat poured down Goku's face as he looked back & forth between
Mirai/the exit and Bura/the trapped "Sugarpants". He wailed, " HE'S RIGHT HERE BURA AND I CAUGHT
HIM AND WE DRESSED HIM UP IN DOLLY CLOTHES AND VEGGIE WAS DONE PLAYING AND NOW BURA'S MAD AT ME
CUZ I WANNA SAVE HIM AND SHE WANTS TO KEEP HIM AS A DOLLY FOREVER!!!! " Goku leaped over to Bura
& pointed at the doll, " SEE! HERE HE IS! THIS AIN'T NO "SUGARPANTS"! THIS IS VEGETA! " he
grabbed "Sugarpants" & ripped the wig off the "doll's" head to reveal Vegeta's odd saiyajin hair
underneath it.
Mirai's jaw hung open, " BURA! " he gasped in shock and anger, " HOW COULD YOU! YOU HAND
TOUSSAN OVER RIGHT NOW! HE COULD BE TRAMATIZED! As if he wasn't tramatized enough. "
" IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY GOT HERE! " Vegeta yelled angrily, " JEEZ, MIRAI! WHY COULDN'T
YOU HAVE GOTTEN HERE _BEFORE_ ALL THIS TORMENT OCCURED TO ME! "
" YOU'RE LUCKY I CAME! " Mirai yelled back.
" Fine, let's go, " Vegeta hopped out of Goku's hand & onto the floor, " I've had more
than enough "dolly-time" to last me a lifetime. "
" YEA! VEGGIEVEGGIE'S FREE! " Goku cheered, " AND SO AM I! "
" What--what are you doing! " Bura shrieked, feeling her control over the situation begin
to start slipping, " TOUSSAN! MR. GOTEN'S DADDY! YOU CAN'T LEAVE YET! WE'RE NOT DONE! "
" I'm sorry B-chan, but I have been violated in more ways in the past couple hours THAN
IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME! " Vegeta screamed.
" But Toussan, wouldn't you rather stay here with me? " Bura smiled at him.
" Awww, my little B-chan... " Vegeta grinned at her, musing, " Oh-kay B-chan, how about
if I come back to play dollies with you AFTER I get the antidote to make myself big again. That
way I won't have to be the victim, err, dolly, that you humiliate--I mean, play with. "
Bura's smile drooped, " But Toussan I don't want you big. I like you bite-sized. You're
SO much more fun this way! " she said sweetly.
" NO. " Vegeta said sternly.
" You mean, YES. Don't you Toussan. " Bura smirked with a tinge of aggrivation in her
voice.
" Bura? " Mirai said uneasily. Bura jump-kicked Mirai, knocking him out of her room. She
ripped the doorknob off of the front of the door, then closed it behind her & locked it from the
inside.
" I'm...not...done...playing...yet! " she gritted through her teeth, then pulled
something out of her pocket. It was a bottle of the shrinking potion from Bulma's lab, " Oh Mr.
Goten's Daddy.. " she said in a sing-song voice as she walked towards Goku.
" AHH! B-CHAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING! NO! " Vegeta shrieked, frightened. He looked up at Goku
, who was quivering in fear, " KAKARROT! " he barked, " DON'T JUST STAND THERE YOU BIG IDIOT!
MOVE BEFORE SHE SHOVES THE WHOLE THING DOWN YOUR THIRD-CLASS THROAT! "
" I..I...Bura you wouldn't! " Goku whimpered.
" Oh Mr. Goten's Daddy you'll make such a cute little dolly. Maybe even cuter than our
lil'lil dolly Sugarpants. " Bura giggled.
" AAUGH! VEGGIE QUICK! " Goku grabbed Vegeta & prepared to teleport out of Bura's room,
only of have something knock him ontop of the head. He wobbled back & forth, then fell to the
ground, unconsious. Bura opened the saiyajin's mouth ever-so-slightly & poured some of the liquid
into his mouth, then smiled.
" Have a good night's sleep Mr. Goten's Daddy. You'll need the energy for playtime
later. "
" Wahhhh, my head. " Goku groaned as he sat up, " I feel like I was hit by a truck, or a
bus, or a truck AND a bus. "
" It's about time you woke up. " Goku turned to his right to see Vegeta, wearing his
normal training outfit, staring at him.
" VEGGIE! You're back to normal! " Goku stood up, then looked around, " Hey, where are
we, this place doesn't look very familiar. "
" That's because I'm NOT back to normal Kakarrot. YOU'RE the one who got smaller. Little
B-chan shunk you with that potion after she knocked you out. We're inside her dollhouse. " Vegeta
explained.
" Then where's Bura? " Goku asked.
Vegeta looked at his watch, " It's her naptime. She'll be asleep for a good several hours
now. " he said.
" And your, uhh, dolly--outfit. " Goku tried to stop himself from letting out a small
giggle.
" Oh, that. " Vegeta cringed in disqust, then smiled, " As soon as B-chan went to sleep
I ripped it off & hid it under the bed in the next room. " he sighed, " I TRIED to flush it at
first, but then I remembered that dollhouses don't have plumbing. "
" Aww, poor Veggie, " Goku said, then grinned, " Oh well! Let's go! "
" We can't. "
" We can't? Why not! "
" Because, like me, my little B-chan is prepared for ANYTHING. " Vegeta said proudly,
then stuck out his bottom lip in a pouting way, " She has all the windows and doors and even
the blasted CHIMMENY BLOCKED WITH HER TOYS! "
" AHH! YOU MEAN WE'RE STUCK! " Goku shrieked.
" Until she wakes up. I figure as soon as B-chan dislodges an opening to this disqusting
pink plastic house we make a break for it! " Vegeta said.
" But Veggie! Several HOURS! I can't wait that long! "
" *sigh* Waiting several hours is better than several hours playing "tea party", that's
for sure. " Vegeta nodded. Goku stared at him for a second.
" That's strange... "
" AGAIN with the "that's strange", you know what happened in Part 1 when you said THAT
to me! " Vegeta yelled.
" Veggie, can you see over my head? " Goku asked curiously.
Vegeta got on his tip-toes, " Yeah...for the first time, I can...AND YOU HAVE ONE HECK OF
A DANDRUFF PROBLEM! WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING A LICE FACTORY UP HERE! "
Goku's face turned beet-red with embrassment. He shook it off, " NO! Vedge, do you know
what this means! "
" ...no. " Vegeta said, standing upright again.
" It means..you're taller than me! " Goku said, astounded. A big excited grin worked its
way across Vegeta's face, " Bura must've given me more shrinking potion than the amount you drank
, that's why our heights are mixed up. You're nearly two inches TALLER than I am! "
" AAH!! " Vegeta shrieked with joy, " I'M TALLER THAN KAKARROT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT THIS
IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN! " he said excitedly, then grabbed Goku's hand, " Come on! Let's
go to the mirror in the other room, I wanna see THIS for myself! "
" Oh, but Veggie, what about escaping! What about Bura! "
" OH SHUT UP YOU BIG PARTY POOPER! " he snapped back at Goku as they ran off.
" ME the "party pooper", now THERE'S a switch... " Goku rolled his eyes.
" OOH! LOOKIT ME! I'M SO...SO...TALL! AHA! " Vegeta grinned as he & Goku stood in front
of one of the mirrors in Bura's dollhouse, " Now THIS is how it was meant to be! I am the PRINCE!
Therefore I am above the commoners and therefore I should be TALLER than the commoners. Afterall,
how can I be above them when they have to look down to see me. Now they can look UP! "
" Oh shove it already! " Goku yelled at him.
" YOU WILL NOT SNAP AT YOUR PRINCE, KAKARROT! " Vegeta scolded him, " I'm the only one
allowed to "snap". " he pointed out, then sighed with glee, " Oh this is so wonderful! My father
was tall, my mother was tall, and now I, too, am tall. "
" Since when is being the size of a dolly considered "tall". " Goku grumbled.
" I KNEW being taller than Kakarrot would being me even a small, temporary happiness.
Since I'm now the tallest saiyajin, I'm happy. And since Kakarrot is not the SHORT saiyajin, he
is sad--miserable--horribly depressed. "
" Will you forget about this Veggie! You're getting annoying! " Goku said, frustrated.
" Ooooh, is the famously sweet-tempered Kakarrot feeling a JEALOUS RAGE over yours
truely? " Vegeta said, giggling.
" I-- " Goku paused, ::I AM feeling a little jealous!:: he thought to himself, shocked.
Vegeta read his thought and nearly burst with happiness, " Hey Kakarrot, since I am now
taller and better than you, how about we spar right here so I can prove I'm also now STRONGER
than you? Huh? Huh? Hmmm? " he bent down, eye to eye w/Goku and a big anxious smile on his face,
one that normally spent its time on Goku.
" Well... " Goku thought for a moment. The idea of what Bura would do to them if their
fight woke her up during her "naptime" made him nervous. Then what Vegeta told him earlier about
flying out before she could grab them also crossed his mind & swayed his decision, " Oh-kay
little buddy! You got a deal! " he said holding out his hand to Vegeta.
" Don't you mean, BIG buddy? I AM the bigger one now. "
Goku groaned, " Oh-kay then, big buddy. "
" YAHHH!! " Goku screamed as his foot made contact with Vegeta's face. Vegeta grabbed
Goku by the leg & chucked him to into the plastic floor of the dollhouse kitchen. Goku groaned as
he got up, then felt something grab him by the collar.
" AHAHAHA! " Vegeta laughed, " To think for the first time I'm the one who has to hold
you up to look in the face instead of the other way around. "
" Errrr...AHH! " Goku sent a blast at Vegeta's lower stomach, sending him flying into the
wall. Vegeta stopped inches before he hit it & paused to search the room for the other saiyajin.
" Now where could he-- " before Vegeta was able to say anything else he felt something
latch onto his back. Goku sat ontop of him like a piggyback rider & slammed both fists at once
onto the top of Vegeta's head, then got him in a headlock.
" Say Uncle, little buddy and I promise I won't hurt you too hard. " Goku giggled.
Vegeta gasped for air, " NEVER! " he screamed, then felt Goku's grip tighten around the
prince's neck, " GRRRRRR...KAKARROTTO LET GO!!! " he yelled angrily, then went ssj2.
Goku's eyes widened, " AHH! Vegeta no! " he said as the entire plastic house lit up with
the bright yellow light, " You can't do that! You'll wake up Bura! She'll tie us up and make us
wear pink dolly clothes and dolly wigs and play dress-up with her and I don't wanna play dress-up
with her Veggie! "
" STOP YOUR WHINING! I DON'T CARE! " Vegeta said, flinging Goku off of him, lost in the
moment, " I'm not stopping this fight until one of us emerges the VICTOR! "
" But Veggie! If you don't stop being a ssj the bright lights will wake up Bura and
SHE'LL stop this fight herself! "
" Oh stop worrying, Kakarrot. It's giving me a headache. " Vegeta stomped his foot on the
ground, causing the floor to shake, " Besides, " he said, them mused, " My little B-chan's such
a deep sleeper--nothing can wake her up when she's getting her beauty sleep. "
" HOW CAN YOU TALK THAT WAY ABOUT HER AFTER ALL THE EMBRASSMENT SHE PUT YOU THROUGH! "
Goku exclaimed.
" She didn't mean to, that's just how B-chan is with her dolls. And I'm not going to be
one of them for very much longer. " he smirked, " You, on the other hand..heh-heh, well..you
understand. " he chuckled.
" Understand what? " Goku said, conserned, " You wouldn't leave me here--alone. Would
you? "
" AH-HAHAHA! Oh Kakarrot you crack me up. " Vegeta laughed, " I'm going to change you
back to normal size too of course, but not until after I 'repay' you for the torment you placed
me under. 'Hey Bura, I like this one for my lil'lil dolly!' 'It's kinky.' " he mocked. Goku's
face turned a pale white color, " After I return to my normal size I'll keep my promise to little
B-chan and come back to play with her alright. But I'm also going to exact revenge upon you at
the same time. You're going to go through the exact same humiliation you just put me through a
couple hours ago. " Vegeta snickered, " I already have an outfit picked out for you. It's pink
and fluffy and has little girly frills all over it. It's even more humiliating and degrading then
the one you picked out for me. "
" OH YEAH! WELL BURA WOULDN'T LIKE THAT IF YOU MADE ME BE THE DOLLY INSTEAD! " Goku
retorted.
" Oh really, Kakarrot? Is that why she was going on about you being her new doll and
knocked you out cold to use the shrinking potion on you? HA! I don't think so. " Vegeta crossed
his arms. He walked over to Goku, " I'm SO going to enjoy "toying" with you Kakarrot. Who knows,
I might even get enough pleasure from "playing" with you that I might decide to NEVER change you
back. I've taken a liking to that temper you've shown me just now. "
" Aren't you getting a little bit ahead of yourself Vegeta? " Goku narrowed his eyes at
him.
" Nope! " Vegeta responded cheerfully, then, to Goku's surprise, went SSJ3, " ALRIGHT!
BACK TO OUR FIGHT! "
" Veggie you never told me you got up to level thre--OOFFA! " Vegeta's fist smashed into
Goku's chest, " You might want to go up a level. I don't want to accidentally kill you. "
" ERRRRR...VEGGIE SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!! " Goku screamed, going SSJ3 himself
" *GASP*! TOUSSAN! MR. GOTEN'S DADDY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! "
Both saiyajins froze. Vegeta looked up to see Bura had taken the roof off of her
dollhouse.
" YOU WRECKED MY MALIBU BARBIE CONDO! " Bura yelled angrily at them, then gasped for the
second time. This time at the fact that both saiyajins were in ssj3 mode, " AND YOU WERE
_FIGHTING_ WITH EACH OTHER! "
" It--it's not what it looks like. " Goku said nervously, " We were, uh, just testing out
how high our levels of chi go when we're this small. "
" Well that's not what it looks like! " Bura glared, " I thought you two cared too much
about each other to hurt one another like this. " she exclaimed dramatically.
" Bura! Me-n-Veggie spar all the time. Besides, it was HIS idea! " Goku pointed at Vegeta
, only to find him now gone. Goku quickly looked back up at the lifted roof, " Oh no..HE DID IT!"
he shook with fright.
" Did what! " Bura demanded.
" Veggie flew away as soon as you opened the roof and now he's going to get the antidote
to change himself back so he can come back here & torment me with all the stuff we tormented him
with earlier! " Goku cried, then realizing he had just explained Vegeta's plan to Bura, gasped.
" Oh no! WHAT'VE I DONE! " Goku slapped his hands over his mouth just as Bura closed the
roof to the doll-house, " OH NO OH NO OH NO! VEGGIE! LITTLE BUDDY WATCH OUT!! "
Vegeta stood in front of the door to Bura's room, puzzling on a way to get out. He huffed
angrily. The crack at the bottom of the door was too small for even the shrunken prince to fit
through.
" Maybe I should've had Kakarrot teleport me after all...but THEN I wouldn't have the fun
of "playing" with him when I got back. " Vegeta pondered to himself as he stared at the door, one
hand on his chin & the other on his waist.
" Maybe you should've just stayed in the dollhouse like a good little dolly, Toussan. "
Vegeta yelped, then looked up to see Bura glaring down at him. She smiled, then before
Vegeta could fly away grabbed him and walked back over to her dollhouse. She lifted up the roof
& dropped him back inside w/Goku.
" Now you two better stay there and play like nice little dolly friends until I finish my
nap. And if either one of you isn't here when I wake up OOH I'LL!! " she shook her fist at them,
then slammed the roof shut.
Vegeta & Goku stared up at the roof for several seconds.
" I guess we better take a nap too, huh Veggie? " Goku said sadly.
" Yeah...BUT I GET THE BED! " Vegeta said quickly, then lept onto the dolly bed, " HA!
SLEEP ON THE FLOOR PEASANT! "
Goku sweatdropped at the ouji, who was now fast asleep, " This is going to be loooooong
night. "
" RISE AND SHINE EVERYBODY! NAPTIME IS OVER! " Bura said happily as she peeked inside
the dollhouse and sweatdropped to see Goku sprawled out on the floor of the dollhouse, a large
trail of drool dribbling out his mouth & onto the carpet. Vegeta was on the bed, snoring loud
enough to shake the whole room, " I said...___NAPTIME IS OVER___!!!!! " Bura screamed at the top
of her lungs. Both saiyajins instantly sat up, looking around for the source of the noise.
" Oh no...we're still HERE! " Goku whined, realizing his present situation, " I thought
this was over already. "
" Playtime is NEVER _OVER_!! " Bura screamed in his face. Goku shook from the loudness of
her voice.
" Goodmorning little B-chan! " Vegeta said sweetly.
" Goodmorning to you too Toussan! " Bura answered, pleased, " I'm glad SOMEBODY is happy
to see me. "
" Say little B-chan, you wouldn't mind if I were to go use the bathroom for a minute,
would you? " Vegeta continued on with the sharade. Goku then realized what Vegeta was trying to
do--escape...again.
Bura laughed at him, " Oh Toussan you won't need a toliet for what game we're playing
today! "
Vegeta looked at her uneasily, " And...what game is that? "
" HOUSE! "
Vegeta's face turned a pale green.
" House? What's house? " Goku said, confused. He turned to the ouji, " Veggie, you look
like you know what Bura's talkin about...what IS she talking about? "
" Kakarrot remember that time when little B-chan made me wear her stuffed animals's baby
clothes and I had to sit in that stupid toy carriage of hers and I got stuck and you and Piccolo
& Kuririn saw me and laughed at my horrible state of being? "
" Yes. " Goku nodded.
" That's "house". "
Goku's face turned the same pale green color, " Oh...boy. "
" Who wants some more apples? " Bura asked as she scooped a mushy substance out of one
of several baby-food jars she had found in the back of the kitchen cabinet and took back to her
room. The two poor saiyajins were sitting in two of Bura's small toy high-chairs wearing little
toy diapers. Bura had put mittens on Goku's hands & tied string around both mittens so he
couldn't touch his two fingers to his forehead to teleport out of the room. The duo sat
uncomfortably in their high-chairs wearing baby-clothes; Goku wearing the light-blue ones which
left the unlucky saiyajin prince wearing the pink version of the outfit.
" Those aren't apples, that's mush. " Goku protested, pointing to the mini plate in front
of him that was still filled with the first batch, " I'm hungry but I'm not THAT hungry. "
Vegeta tugged at the baby-bonnet on his head, " B-chan do we HAVE to wear these! "
Bura glared at him, " AS LONG AS YOU'RE MY DOLLIES YOU'LL WEAR WHAT I _WANT_ YOU TO WEAR!
" she screamed.
Goku tugged at his own baby-bonnet in disappoinment, " Geez Veggie, is Bura ALWAYS this
tyrannical with her dolls!? "
Vegeta smirked, " She gets it from her Otoussan. " he said proudly, pointing at himself,
" It's a trait of the royal saiyajin family. And, after all, my little B-chan IS royalty. "
" Oh brother. " Goku rolled his eyes.
" Besides, Kakarrot, you wouldn't understand because of your SMALL brai--MMPH! " Vegeta
yelped as Bura shoved a small toy spoon filled with baby-food into the ouji's mouth. Goku laughed
at the scene.
" It took you long enough to shut him up! " he grinned at Bura, then gagged himself as
Bura shoved some of the disqusting baby-food into his mouth as well. Both saiyajins instantly
spit out the mush labeled at food all over themselves.
" AHHH! To think people feed this crap to small children! " Vegeta tried to wipe the
residue of the mush off his tongue, " No WONDER this planet's in such turmoil! "
" It tastes like dog doo! " Goku stuck out his tongue.
Vegeta raised an eyebrow at him.
Goku's face turned light red, " Not that I've ever EATEN dog doo of course, but I'm just
saying that if I ever did, this is probably what it would taste like. "
" Heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta chuckled at him.
" Hey...I got an idea! " Goku said suddenly. Bura looked at him, startled, then quickly
shoved more mush into his mouth. ::VEGGIE!:: Goku shouted, sending Vegeta a message via e.s.p.
::WHAT!::
::Veggie, I just thought of something! Mirai was here earlier, I bet he's still in this
house somewhere...why don't I send him a mental message and tell him to come down here and rescue
us!::
::Kakarrot, that boy is so overly dramatic by the time he figures out what's going on
little B-chan would have already chucked some of that shrinking potion down his throat and then
she'd have THREE new dollies courtesy of the BIG BAKA sitting next to me!::
Goku looked past Vegeta, confused, ::I don't see anyone next to you Veggie::
::I MEANT _YOU_, YOU BIG BAKAYARO!::
::HEY! VEGGIE THAT'S MEAN!:: Goku crossed his arms, ::Maybe I WON'T send a message to
Mirai AFTER ALL::
Vegeta gulped, ::NO! SEND IT! TELL HIM NOW!::
Goku smirked, ::Who's your big buddy?:: he said/thought in a sing-song tone.
::This IS _NOT_ the time for that Kakarrot!::
::Come on, tell me::
::URG!...you're my big buddy::
::Who's your favorite big buddy that you love more than any other buddy in the whole wide
world?::
::*groan* You are Kakarrot::
::Atta boy, I knew you could do it!:: Goku smiled at him, ::Mirai!:: he shouted in his
head.
Mirai shot up from his sleep on the couch, an open gallon of chocolate icecream w/a spoon
inside it beside him; the TV turned on.
::Son-San?::
::Veggie I got him!:: Goku turned to Vegeta, who nodded, pleased.
::Mirai, listen to me. Bura's holding me & Veggie captive!::
::WHAT?!::
::She used the shrinking potion on us and we need you to help get us out!::
::But don't come without the antidote to the blasted potion!:: Vegeta added angrily.
" Oh-kay Toussan. " Mirai said outloud, " Wait, ::Where are you?::
::We're in--:: " ACK! " Goku gagged as Bura grabbed him with her hand.
" What do you think you were doing now Mr. Goten's Daddy! " Bura said suspicously.
" Bu--ra--let go--can't--breathe! " Goku said between gasps for breath.
" Tsk tsk tsk. Look at you two. " Bura said as she grabbed Vegeta as well, " You're both
a mess--and covered in apple-mush! " she scholded them, " You know what that means don't you! "
she said, narrowing her eyes at them.
The duo shook her heads.
" Off to the jacuzzi! " Bura shouted happily.
Goku grinned widely. In contrast Vegeta's face turned a pale white.
" YEA!!! " Goku squealed, " I LOVE JACUZZIS!...say Bura, what's a jacuzzi? "
Vegeta gulped, " Oh no...Bura, please NO! Not with Kakarrot here--ESPECIALLY NOT WITH
KAKARROT HERE! "
" Oh Toussan don't be such a baby about it. " Bura said.
Goku giggled at Vegeta's attire, " Well it's kinda hard for him, I mean, he already
LOOKS the part anyway. "
" KAKARROT! "
" Well I think you make a cute baby little buddy. "
" Errrr....SHUT UP! " Vegeta snapped at him, " All I can say is Mirai better get his butt
up here quick. Because if he doesn't I'll personally PULL ALL THAT LAVENDER HAIR OUT OF HIS FAT
HEAD!!! " he crossed his arms in frustration; then, noticing Bura's toy jacuzzi up ahead, froze.
" That is, if I _LIVE_ that long. "
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8:55 PM 12/16/01
END OF PART 2!
(Chu & Son are both bent over the Big Book of Author Spells, trying to figure out how to punish
Veggie for this one)
Chuquita: I can't believe I'm running out ideas to punish Veggie...again.
Goku: "Again", ahh, yes, that's the key word.
Vegeta: (with a big grin on his face) Well I think you should give up! There's nothing else
horrible you could think of, so, just forget about it.
Chuquita: (flatly) You smacked Son-San's head around LIKE A PUNCHING BAG!
Goku: YEAH! Ya meanie...
Vegeta: WHAT! He was asking for it.
Chuquita: (turns back to the book & sighs) There is one thing that I got suggested in a review,
but I'm not sure wither I should do it or not. It's kinda harsh.
Vegeta: (surprised) Something that YOU think is harsh?
Chuquita: (sighs again, slightly depressed) I dunno, maybe I should save it for when you do
something REALLY stupid.
Goku: (angrily) HE BOPPED ME REPEATEDLY! DO IT NOW! DO IT NOW!
Vegeta: (shocked & hurt) KAKA-CHAN!?
Chuquita: Oh hush up Son-San, you don't even know what it is!
Goku: ...what is it?
Chuquita: This one person suggested that maybe the next time Veggie did something stupid that I
should zap him into a girl...
Vegeta: (yelps) WHAT?!
Chuquita: ...I dunno if I should. (brightens up) So that's why I've decided to let the audience
choose!
Vegeta: THOSE BAKAS?!
Chuquita: (sarcasm) Yeah...all 2½ of 'um. (chuckles) Just kidding! There's much more than that!
Goku: (looks at the crowded audiance) I'll say! More like 200!
Vegeta: Don't FLATTER her Kakarrot.
Chuquita: (happily) Alright ladies & gents! I'm gonna leave it up you! Should Son-San & I impose
such a punishment on Veggie for beating up Son-San? Zapping him into an "onna" during the next
Corner? You decide!
Goku: And don't forget to tune in for the main attaction; the fic itself that is!
Chuquita: Ahh, yes. Will our Mirai friend be able to rescue Veggie & Goku from the clutches of
"little B-chan" before they both go INSANE? Will he be able to get them back to their normal
sizes? Find out in the conclusion of "Small-Fry!"
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Space Ghost Coast to Coast"
SPACE GHOST: Boy, scolding Zorak sure builds up a man-sized appetite!
I could go for a bowl of pulverized organ mash, basted in sweet intestinal bile fluids.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Hi, we're back with Part 2 of "Smallfry". I felt bad for what happened to
Veggie in Part 1 of the fic, so I decided to fulfill a little request he had. I zapped
Son-San so he is now 4 inches tall.
Vegeta: (cackling evilly w/Goku in his fist) MUHAHAHAHA! I'M GOING TO BREAK KAKARROT'S TINY
HEAD LIKE A GRAPE! [puts one finger on each side of Goku's head]
Chuquita: YOU ARE NOT!
Vegeta: (confused) I'm not?
Chuquita: You do & I'll zap you bald!
Vegeta: (gasps) Uh..uh... [turns back to the trembling Son-San] Would I be COMPLETELY bald, or
would it be just bald enough to still have a comb-over?
Chuquita: (threatening) More along the lines of a WIG.
Vegeta: ...fine. No more squeezing Kakarrot's doll-sized head till it smashes like watermelon
and juices flow out of it onto the table.
Chuquita: (glares at him) Yeah..you better not...
Vegeta: (thinks for a moment) You got any gum?
Chuquita: (suspicous) Why?
Vegeta: Well, uh, no reason really?
Chuquita: (still suspicous) I dunno... (takes out a stick of gum) Maybe...
Goku: (yelps) NO CHU-SAMA! DON'T DO IT!
Chuquita: (to Veggie) You're not going to use it to hurt Son-San, are you?
Vegeta: (faking innocence) Now why would _I_ do _THAT_?
Chuquita: (flatly) Because you like to smack Son-San around like a punching bag.
Vegeta: (grins) HEY! That's not a bad idea!
Chuquita: (starts to put the gum back in her pocket)
Vegeta: AHH! NO! Give me the gum! Come on! After the horror I'm going through in this fic I
think I deserve a piece of gum!
Chuquita: You don't even like gum.
Vegeta: ...yes I do.
Chuquita: (narrows her eyes at Veggie) Well, alright, here. [hands the bubble gum to Vegeta, who
grins, chews the gum, then spats it out back into his hands, the gum now a large gooey wad]
Vegeta: Thank you. (smirks) [plops the bubblegum wad onto the desk, then smushes the shrunken
Goku into it, feet first so only his head is above the gum] [starts to smack Goku's head left &
right with his hand] TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT!
Goku: (wailing) CHU-SAMA!!
Chuquita: (busy staring out into space) ! [turns to Vegeta & knocks him upside the head] (angry)
WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO HURT SON-SAN! AND YOU SAID YOU WOULD
NOT AND THEN WENT AHEAD AND _DID_!
Vegeta: Well I wouldnt've if you didn't give me the idea about the punching bag.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) [snaps her fingers & changes Goku into his orignal size, causing his
immense weight to crash a hole through the desk]
Goku: YEA! I AM SAVED!
Vegeta: (pouts) Awww, poo.
Chuquita: You shutup or I'll pull out the Big Book of Author Spells & punish you for being mean
to Son-San--again.
Goku: [instantly teleports behind them w/the B.B.O.A.S] LET'S DO IT NOW!
Chuquita: (agrees) YEA!
Vegeta: Hoo-boy...
Summary: You can't blame a person for being hungry. After Vegeta accidently drinks what he
thought was punch, the reaction from the chemical shrinks him down to 4 inches tall! Vegeta
orders Bura & Goku to retrieve the antidote for him, but two have other plans for the little ouji
. Now he's trapped in Bura's room & victim to whatever humiliating games Bura & Goku can come up
with! Will Veggie be able to escape Bura's room & get back to the lab before the chemical becomes
permanent? Or will he be forced to spend the rest of his days as Bura & Goku's "little dolly"?
Find out!
Ages:
Bura-8
Goten-9
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" Bura, I think what we're doing to Veggie is really mean. " Goku whined as Bura happily
continued to put makeup on the shrunken, gagged ouji's face.
" It is NOT mean, it's fun! " Bura giggled, then narrowed her eyes at Goku, " And since
Toussan's a dolly now you can't call him Veggie any more! '
" WHAT? WHY! "
" Be-CAUSE _NOW_ he's our lil'lil dolly, umm-- " she faultered, trying to come up with a
name, " --Sugarpants! "
" "Sugarpants"? " Goku said skeptically, " But Bura, he's not a REAL dolly. Ve-- " she
was glaring at him with the glowing red eyes again. Goku gulped, " I mean, "Sugarpants", " he
cringed at the name, " Is really just Veggie mini-sized wearing one of your doll's old outfits! "
Bura roared, " THIS IS _MY_ ROOM! YOU PLAY BY _MY_ RULES! "
" Bura? Everything oh-kay in here? " Mirai Trunks poked his head in the doorway. Bura
froze, then quickly held "Sugarpants" against her so Mirai wouldn't see his face.
" Of COURSE everything is oh-kay Mirai. " Bura said sweetly. The pleading look on Goku's
face contradicted what she was saying.
" What about you Son-San? " Mirai asked, " I heard somebody scream. "
" Help Veggie, Mirai. " Goku begged, " I need you to get the antidote to Bulma's
shrinking formula. Veggie accidently drank some by mistake and now my little buddy's in real
trouble! "
Bura shivered nervously, then sent a death-glare in Goku's direction, " Bad Mr. Goten's
Daddy, you should know better than that! " ::Maybe I should make you one of my dollies too. That
cheerleader outfit was too big for Toussan but I bet it would fit you:: she thought, snickering.
" Oh no! Who KNOWS where Toussan could be! If he's shrunk, he could've been eaten by
the nextdoor neighbor's dog! Or got himself flushed down the toilet! Or even worse! What if he
got himself caught in the meat-grinder in the kitchen! Or if he's trapped in the gravity room!
At that tiny height the gravity would CRUSH HIM! " Mirai panicked.
" Oh it's something much worse than that. " Goku said to himself in a whisper.
Mirai noticed the doll Bura was holding & smiled, " Hey Bura, whatcha got there, I've
never seen THAT doll before. "
" Uhh, this is Sugarpants. She's new. " Bura said, half-lying & laughing nervously at
the same time.
" Cool. Did Toussan give her to you? "
" Heheheheheheheh, " Goku laughed in a half-crazed manner, " Now that's ironic. "
" What's so ironic about that? " Mirai asked, " Bura, can I see it? " he asked.
" NO! " Bura shouted almost instantly, " Sugarpants is, a, uh, special dolly. You can't
hold her. "
" Why not? "
" She's too, err, fragile, yes. You'll break her. " she shook her finger at Mirai.
" Well...alright. " Mirai said, backing away, " You wanna come help me find Toussan,
Son-San? " he asked Goku.
" Oh-kay! " Goku said, happy to finally be getting a one-way ticket out of Bura's room of
horrors.
" KAKA-CHAN! " a tiny voice screamed from inside Bura's hand. Goku froze & looked over
his shoulder, " DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! " Vegeta's pleading eyes peeked out from between Bura's
fingers.
" COME ON SON-SAN! We gotta hurry or else we'll NEVER find Toussan! " Mirai said.
" I...I...I... " sweat poured down Goku's face as he looked back & forth between
Mirai/the exit and Bura/the trapped "Sugarpants". He wailed, " HE'S RIGHT HERE BURA AND I CAUGHT
HIM AND WE DRESSED HIM UP IN DOLLY CLOTHES AND VEGGIE WAS DONE PLAYING AND NOW BURA'S MAD AT ME
CUZ I WANNA SAVE HIM AND SHE WANTS TO KEEP HIM AS A DOLLY FOREVER!!!! " Goku leaped over to Bura
& pointed at the doll, " SEE! HERE HE IS! THIS AIN'T NO "SUGARPANTS"! THIS IS VEGETA! " he
grabbed "Sugarpants" & ripped the wig off the "doll's" head to reveal Vegeta's odd saiyajin hair
underneath it.
Mirai's jaw hung open, " BURA! " he gasped in shock and anger, " HOW COULD YOU! YOU HAND
TOUSSAN OVER RIGHT NOW! HE COULD BE TRAMATIZED! As if he wasn't tramatized enough. "
" IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY GOT HERE! " Vegeta yelled angrily, " JEEZ, MIRAI! WHY COULDN'T
YOU HAVE GOTTEN HERE _BEFORE_ ALL THIS TORMENT OCCURED TO ME! "
" YOU'RE LUCKY I CAME! " Mirai yelled back.
" Fine, let's go, " Vegeta hopped out of Goku's hand & onto the floor, " I've had more
than enough "dolly-time" to last me a lifetime. "
" YEA! VEGGIEVEGGIE'S FREE! " Goku cheered, " AND SO AM I! "
" What--what are you doing! " Bura shrieked, feeling her control over the situation begin
to start slipping, " TOUSSAN! MR. GOTEN'S DADDY! YOU CAN'T LEAVE YET! WE'RE NOT DONE! "
" I'm sorry B-chan, but I have been violated in more ways in the past couple hours THAN
IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME! " Vegeta screamed.
" But Toussan, wouldn't you rather stay here with me? " Bura smiled at him.
" Awww, my little B-chan... " Vegeta grinned at her, musing, " Oh-kay B-chan, how about
if I come back to play dollies with you AFTER I get the antidote to make myself big again. That
way I won't have to be the victim, err, dolly, that you humiliate--I mean, play with. "
Bura's smile drooped, " But Toussan I don't want you big. I like you bite-sized. You're
SO much more fun this way! " she said sweetly.
" NO. " Vegeta said sternly.
" You mean, YES. Don't you Toussan. " Bura smirked with a tinge of aggrivation in her
voice.
" Bura? " Mirai said uneasily. Bura jump-kicked Mirai, knocking him out of her room. She
ripped the doorknob off of the front of the door, then closed it behind her & locked it from the
inside.
" I'm...not...done...playing...yet! " she gritted through her teeth, then pulled
something out of her pocket. It was a bottle of the shrinking potion from Bulma's lab, " Oh Mr.
Goten's Daddy.. " she said in a sing-song voice as she walked towards Goku.
" AHH! B-CHAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING! NO! " Vegeta shrieked, frightened. He looked up at Goku
, who was quivering in fear, " KAKARROT! " he barked, " DON'T JUST STAND THERE YOU BIG IDIOT!
MOVE BEFORE SHE SHOVES THE WHOLE THING DOWN YOUR THIRD-CLASS THROAT! "
" I..I...Bura you wouldn't! " Goku whimpered.
" Oh Mr. Goten's Daddy you'll make such a cute little dolly. Maybe even cuter than our
lil'lil dolly Sugarpants. " Bura giggled.
" AAUGH! VEGGIE QUICK! " Goku grabbed Vegeta & prepared to teleport out of Bura's room,
only of have something knock him ontop of the head. He wobbled back & forth, then fell to the
ground, unconsious. Bura opened the saiyajin's mouth ever-so-slightly & poured some of the liquid
into his mouth, then smiled.
" Have a good night's sleep Mr. Goten's Daddy. You'll need the energy for playtime
later. "
" Wahhhh, my head. " Goku groaned as he sat up, " I feel like I was hit by a truck, or a
bus, or a truck AND a bus. "
" It's about time you woke up. " Goku turned to his right to see Vegeta, wearing his
normal training outfit, staring at him.
" VEGGIE! You're back to normal! " Goku stood up, then looked around, " Hey, where are
we, this place doesn't look very familiar. "
" That's because I'm NOT back to normal Kakarrot. YOU'RE the one who got smaller. Little
B-chan shunk you with that potion after she knocked you out. We're inside her dollhouse. " Vegeta
explained.
" Then where's Bura? " Goku asked.
Vegeta looked at his watch, " It's her naptime. She'll be asleep for a good several hours
now. " he said.
" And your, uhh, dolly--outfit. " Goku tried to stop himself from letting out a small
giggle.
" Oh, that. " Vegeta cringed in disqust, then smiled, " As soon as B-chan went to sleep
I ripped it off & hid it under the bed in the next room. " he sighed, " I TRIED to flush it at
first, but then I remembered that dollhouses don't have plumbing. "
" Aww, poor Veggie, " Goku said, then grinned, " Oh well! Let's go! "
" We can't. "
" We can't? Why not! "
" Because, like me, my little B-chan is prepared for ANYTHING. " Vegeta said proudly,
then stuck out his bottom lip in a pouting way, " She has all the windows and doors and even
the blasted CHIMMENY BLOCKED WITH HER TOYS! "
" AHH! YOU MEAN WE'RE STUCK! " Goku shrieked.
" Until she wakes up. I figure as soon as B-chan dislodges an opening to this disqusting
pink plastic house we make a break for it! " Vegeta said.
" But Veggie! Several HOURS! I can't wait that long! "
" *sigh* Waiting several hours is better than several hours playing "tea party", that's
for sure. " Vegeta nodded. Goku stared at him for a second.
" That's strange... "
" AGAIN with the "that's strange", you know what happened in Part 1 when you said THAT
to me! " Vegeta yelled.
" Veggie, can you see over my head? " Goku asked curiously.
Vegeta got on his tip-toes, " Yeah...for the first time, I can...AND YOU HAVE ONE HECK OF
A DANDRUFF PROBLEM! WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING A LICE FACTORY UP HERE! "
Goku's face turned beet-red with embrassment. He shook it off, " NO! Vedge, do you know
what this means! "
" ...no. " Vegeta said, standing upright again.
" It means..you're taller than me! " Goku said, astounded. A big excited grin worked its
way across Vegeta's face, " Bura must've given me more shrinking potion than the amount you drank
, that's why our heights are mixed up. You're nearly two inches TALLER than I am! "
" AAH!! " Vegeta shrieked with joy, " I'M TALLER THAN KAKARROT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT THIS
IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN! " he said excitedly, then grabbed Goku's hand, " Come on! Let's
go to the mirror in the other room, I wanna see THIS for myself! "
" Oh, but Veggie, what about escaping! What about Bura! "
" OH SHUT UP YOU BIG PARTY POOPER! " he snapped back at Goku as they ran off.
" ME the "party pooper", now THERE'S a switch... " Goku rolled his eyes.
" OOH! LOOKIT ME! I'M SO...SO...TALL! AHA! " Vegeta grinned as he & Goku stood in front
of one of the mirrors in Bura's dollhouse, " Now THIS is how it was meant to be! I am the PRINCE!
Therefore I am above the commoners and therefore I should be TALLER than the commoners. Afterall,
how can I be above them when they have to look down to see me. Now they can look UP! "
" Oh shove it already! " Goku yelled at him.
" YOU WILL NOT SNAP AT YOUR PRINCE, KAKARROT! " Vegeta scolded him, " I'm the only one
allowed to "snap". " he pointed out, then sighed with glee, " Oh this is so wonderful! My father
was tall, my mother was tall, and now I, too, am tall. "
" Since when is being the size of a dolly considered "tall". " Goku grumbled.
" I KNEW being taller than Kakarrot would being me even a small, temporary happiness.
Since I'm now the tallest saiyajin, I'm happy. And since Kakarrot is not the SHORT saiyajin, he
is sad--miserable--horribly depressed. "
" Will you forget about this Veggie! You're getting annoying! " Goku said, frustrated.
" Ooooh, is the famously sweet-tempered Kakarrot feeling a JEALOUS RAGE over yours
truely? " Vegeta said, giggling.
" I-- " Goku paused, ::I AM feeling a little jealous!:: he thought to himself, shocked.
Vegeta read his thought and nearly burst with happiness, " Hey Kakarrot, since I am now
taller and better than you, how about we spar right here so I can prove I'm also now STRONGER
than you? Huh? Huh? Hmmm? " he bent down, eye to eye w/Goku and a big anxious smile on his face,
one that normally spent its time on Goku.
" Well... " Goku thought for a moment. The idea of what Bura would do to them if their
fight woke her up during her "naptime" made him nervous. Then what Vegeta told him earlier about
flying out before she could grab them also crossed his mind & swayed his decision, " Oh-kay
little buddy! You got a deal! " he said holding out his hand to Vegeta.
" Don't you mean, BIG buddy? I AM the bigger one now. "
Goku groaned, " Oh-kay then, big buddy. "
" YAHHH!! " Goku screamed as his foot made contact with Vegeta's face. Vegeta grabbed
Goku by the leg & chucked him to into the plastic floor of the dollhouse kitchen. Goku groaned as
he got up, then felt something grab him by the collar.
" AHAHAHA! " Vegeta laughed, " To think for the first time I'm the one who has to hold
you up to look in the face instead of the other way around. "
" Errrr...AHH! " Goku sent a blast at Vegeta's lower stomach, sending him flying into the
wall. Vegeta stopped inches before he hit it & paused to search the room for the other saiyajin.
" Now where could he-- " before Vegeta was able to say anything else he felt something
latch onto his back. Goku sat ontop of him like a piggyback rider & slammed both fists at once
onto the top of Vegeta's head, then got him in a headlock.
" Say Uncle, little buddy and I promise I won't hurt you too hard. " Goku giggled.
Vegeta gasped for air, " NEVER! " he screamed, then felt Goku's grip tighten around the
prince's neck, " GRRRRRR...KAKARROTTO LET GO!!! " he yelled angrily, then went ssj2.
Goku's eyes widened, " AHH! Vegeta no! " he said as the entire plastic house lit up with
the bright yellow light, " You can't do that! You'll wake up Bura! She'll tie us up and make us
wear pink dolly clothes and dolly wigs and play dress-up with her and I don't wanna play dress-up
with her Veggie! "
" STOP YOUR WHINING! I DON'T CARE! " Vegeta said, flinging Goku off of him, lost in the
moment, " I'm not stopping this fight until one of us emerges the VICTOR! "
" But Veggie! If you don't stop being a ssj the bright lights will wake up Bura and
SHE'LL stop this fight herself! "
" Oh stop worrying, Kakarrot. It's giving me a headache. " Vegeta stomped his foot on the
ground, causing the floor to shake, " Besides, " he said, them mused, " My little B-chan's such
a deep sleeper--nothing can wake her up when she's getting her beauty sleep. "
" HOW CAN YOU TALK THAT WAY ABOUT HER AFTER ALL THE EMBRASSMENT SHE PUT YOU THROUGH! "
Goku exclaimed.
" She didn't mean to, that's just how B-chan is with her dolls. And I'm not going to be
one of them for very much longer. " he smirked, " You, on the other hand..heh-heh, well..you
understand. " he chuckled.
" Understand what? " Goku said, conserned, " You wouldn't leave me here--alone. Would
you? "
" AH-HAHAHA! Oh Kakarrot you crack me up. " Vegeta laughed, " I'm going to change you
back to normal size too of course, but not until after I 'repay' you for the torment you placed
me under. 'Hey Bura, I like this one for my lil'lil dolly!' 'It's kinky.' " he mocked. Goku's
face turned a pale white color, " After I return to my normal size I'll keep my promise to little
B-chan and come back to play with her alright. But I'm also going to exact revenge upon you at
the same time. You're going to go through the exact same humiliation you just put me through a
couple hours ago. " Vegeta snickered, " I already have an outfit picked out for you. It's pink
and fluffy and has little girly frills all over it. It's even more humiliating and degrading then
the one you picked out for me. "
" OH YEAH! WELL BURA WOULDN'T LIKE THAT IF YOU MADE ME BE THE DOLLY INSTEAD! " Goku
retorted.
" Oh really, Kakarrot? Is that why she was going on about you being her new doll and
knocked you out cold to use the shrinking potion on you? HA! I don't think so. " Vegeta crossed
his arms. He walked over to Goku, " I'm SO going to enjoy "toying" with you Kakarrot. Who knows,
I might even get enough pleasure from "playing" with you that I might decide to NEVER change you
back. I've taken a liking to that temper you've shown me just now. "
" Aren't you getting a little bit ahead of yourself Vegeta? " Goku narrowed his eyes at
him.
" Nope! " Vegeta responded cheerfully, then, to Goku's surprise, went SSJ3, " ALRIGHT!
BACK TO OUR FIGHT! "
" Veggie you never told me you got up to level thre--OOFFA! " Vegeta's fist smashed into
Goku's chest, " You might want to go up a level. I don't want to accidentally kill you. "
" ERRRRR...VEGGIE SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!! " Goku screamed, going SSJ3 himself
" *GASP*! TOUSSAN! MR. GOTEN'S DADDY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! "
Both saiyajins froze. Vegeta looked up to see Bura had taken the roof off of her
dollhouse.
" YOU WRECKED MY MALIBU BARBIE CONDO! " Bura yelled angrily at them, then gasped for the
second time. This time at the fact that both saiyajins were in ssj3 mode, " AND YOU WERE
_FIGHTING_ WITH EACH OTHER! "
" It--it's not what it looks like. " Goku said nervously, " We were, uh, just testing out
how high our levels of chi go when we're this small. "
" Well that's not what it looks like! " Bura glared, " I thought you two cared too much
about each other to hurt one another like this. " she exclaimed dramatically.
" Bura! Me-n-Veggie spar all the time. Besides, it was HIS idea! " Goku pointed at Vegeta
, only to find him now gone. Goku quickly looked back up at the lifted roof, " Oh no..HE DID IT!"
he shook with fright.
" Did what! " Bura demanded.
" Veggie flew away as soon as you opened the roof and now he's going to get the antidote
to change himself back so he can come back here & torment me with all the stuff we tormented him
with earlier! " Goku cried, then realizing he had just explained Vegeta's plan to Bura, gasped.
" Oh no! WHAT'VE I DONE! " Goku slapped his hands over his mouth just as Bura closed the
roof to the doll-house, " OH NO OH NO OH NO! VEGGIE! LITTLE BUDDY WATCH OUT!! "
Vegeta stood in front of the door to Bura's room, puzzling on a way to get out. He huffed
angrily. The crack at the bottom of the door was too small for even the shrunken prince to fit
through.
" Maybe I should've had Kakarrot teleport me after all...but THEN I wouldn't have the fun
of "playing" with him when I got back. " Vegeta pondered to himself as he stared at the door, one
hand on his chin & the other on his waist.
" Maybe you should've just stayed in the dollhouse like a good little dolly, Toussan. "
Vegeta yelped, then looked up to see Bura glaring down at him. She smiled, then before
Vegeta could fly away grabbed him and walked back over to her dollhouse. She lifted up the roof
& dropped him back inside w/Goku.
" Now you two better stay there and play like nice little dolly friends until I finish my
nap. And if either one of you isn't here when I wake up OOH I'LL!! " she shook her fist at them,
then slammed the roof shut.
Vegeta & Goku stared up at the roof for several seconds.
" I guess we better take a nap too, huh Veggie? " Goku said sadly.
" Yeah...BUT I GET THE BED! " Vegeta said quickly, then lept onto the dolly bed, " HA!
SLEEP ON THE FLOOR PEASANT! "
Goku sweatdropped at the ouji, who was now fast asleep, " This is going to be loooooong
night. "
" RISE AND SHINE EVERYBODY! NAPTIME IS OVER! " Bura said happily as she peeked inside
the dollhouse and sweatdropped to see Goku sprawled out on the floor of the dollhouse, a large
trail of drool dribbling out his mouth & onto the carpet. Vegeta was on the bed, snoring loud
enough to shake the whole room, " I said...___NAPTIME IS OVER___!!!!! " Bura screamed at the top
of her lungs. Both saiyajins instantly sat up, looking around for the source of the noise.
" Oh no...we're still HERE! " Goku whined, realizing his present situation, " I thought
this was over already. "
" Playtime is NEVER _OVER_!! " Bura screamed in his face. Goku shook from the loudness of
her voice.
" Goodmorning little B-chan! " Vegeta said sweetly.
" Goodmorning to you too Toussan! " Bura answered, pleased, " I'm glad SOMEBODY is happy
to see me. "
" Say little B-chan, you wouldn't mind if I were to go use the bathroom for a minute,
would you? " Vegeta continued on with the sharade. Goku then realized what Vegeta was trying to
do--escape...again.
Bura laughed at him, " Oh Toussan you won't need a toliet for what game we're playing
today! "
Vegeta looked at her uneasily, " And...what game is that? "
" HOUSE! "
Vegeta's face turned a pale green.
" House? What's house? " Goku said, confused. He turned to the ouji, " Veggie, you look
like you know what Bura's talkin about...what IS she talking about? "
" Kakarrot remember that time when little B-chan made me wear her stuffed animals's baby
clothes and I had to sit in that stupid toy carriage of hers and I got stuck and you and Piccolo
& Kuririn saw me and laughed at my horrible state of being? "
" Yes. " Goku nodded.
" That's "house". "
Goku's face turned the same pale green color, " Oh...boy. "
" Who wants some more apples? " Bura asked as she scooped a mushy substance out of one
of several baby-food jars she had found in the back of the kitchen cabinet and took back to her
room. The two poor saiyajins were sitting in two of Bura's small toy high-chairs wearing little
toy diapers. Bura had put mittens on Goku's hands & tied string around both mittens so he
couldn't touch his two fingers to his forehead to teleport out of the room. The duo sat
uncomfortably in their high-chairs wearing baby-clothes; Goku wearing the light-blue ones which
left the unlucky saiyajin prince wearing the pink version of the outfit.
" Those aren't apples, that's mush. " Goku protested, pointing to the mini plate in front
of him that was still filled with the first batch, " I'm hungry but I'm not THAT hungry. "
Vegeta tugged at the baby-bonnet on his head, " B-chan do we HAVE to wear these! "
Bura glared at him, " AS LONG AS YOU'RE MY DOLLIES YOU'LL WEAR WHAT I _WANT_ YOU TO WEAR!
" she screamed.
Goku tugged at his own baby-bonnet in disappoinment, " Geez Veggie, is Bura ALWAYS this
tyrannical with her dolls!? "
Vegeta smirked, " She gets it from her Otoussan. " he said proudly, pointing at himself,
" It's a trait of the royal saiyajin family. And, after all, my little B-chan IS royalty. "
" Oh brother. " Goku rolled his eyes.
" Besides, Kakarrot, you wouldn't understand because of your SMALL brai--MMPH! " Vegeta
yelped as Bura shoved a small toy spoon filled with baby-food into the ouji's mouth. Goku laughed
at the scene.
" It took you long enough to shut him up! " he grinned at Bura, then gagged himself as
Bura shoved some of the disqusting baby-food into his mouth as well. Both saiyajins instantly
spit out the mush labeled at food all over themselves.
" AHHH! To think people feed this crap to small children! " Vegeta tried to wipe the
residue of the mush off his tongue, " No WONDER this planet's in such turmoil! "
" It tastes like dog doo! " Goku stuck out his tongue.
Vegeta raised an eyebrow at him.
Goku's face turned light red, " Not that I've ever EATEN dog doo of course, but I'm just
saying that if I ever did, this is probably what it would taste like. "
" Heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta chuckled at him.
" Hey...I got an idea! " Goku said suddenly. Bura looked at him, startled, then quickly
shoved more mush into his mouth. ::VEGGIE!:: Goku shouted, sending Vegeta a message via e.s.p.
::WHAT!::
::Veggie, I just thought of something! Mirai was here earlier, I bet he's still in this
house somewhere...why don't I send him a mental message and tell him to come down here and rescue
us!::
::Kakarrot, that boy is so overly dramatic by the time he figures out what's going on
little B-chan would have already chucked some of that shrinking potion down his throat and then
she'd have THREE new dollies courtesy of the BIG BAKA sitting next to me!::
Goku looked past Vegeta, confused, ::I don't see anyone next to you Veggie::
::I MEANT _YOU_, YOU BIG BAKAYARO!::
::HEY! VEGGIE THAT'S MEAN!:: Goku crossed his arms, ::Maybe I WON'T send a message to
Mirai AFTER ALL::
Vegeta gulped, ::NO! SEND IT! TELL HIM NOW!::
Goku smirked, ::Who's your big buddy?:: he said/thought in a sing-song tone.
::This IS _NOT_ the time for that Kakarrot!::
::Come on, tell me::
::URG!...you're my big buddy::
::Who's your favorite big buddy that you love more than any other buddy in the whole wide
world?::
::*groan* You are Kakarrot::
::Atta boy, I knew you could do it!:: Goku smiled at him, ::Mirai!:: he shouted in his
head.
Mirai shot up from his sleep on the couch, an open gallon of chocolate icecream w/a spoon
inside it beside him; the TV turned on.
::Son-San?::
::Veggie I got him!:: Goku turned to Vegeta, who nodded, pleased.
::Mirai, listen to me. Bura's holding me & Veggie captive!::
::WHAT?!::
::She used the shrinking potion on us and we need you to help get us out!::
::But don't come without the antidote to the blasted potion!:: Vegeta added angrily.
" Oh-kay Toussan. " Mirai said outloud, " Wait, ::Where are you?::
::We're in--:: " ACK! " Goku gagged as Bura grabbed him with her hand.
" What do you think you were doing now Mr. Goten's Daddy! " Bura said suspicously.
" Bu--ra--let go--can't--breathe! " Goku said between gasps for breath.
" Tsk tsk tsk. Look at you two. " Bura said as she grabbed Vegeta as well, " You're both
a mess--and covered in apple-mush! " she scholded them, " You know what that means don't you! "
she said, narrowing her eyes at them.
The duo shook her heads.
" Off to the jacuzzi! " Bura shouted happily.
Goku grinned widely. In contrast Vegeta's face turned a pale white.
" YEA!!! " Goku squealed, " I LOVE JACUZZIS!...say Bura, what's a jacuzzi? "
Vegeta gulped, " Oh no...Bura, please NO! Not with Kakarrot here--ESPECIALLY NOT WITH
KAKARROT HERE! "
" Oh Toussan don't be such a baby about it. " Bura said.
Goku giggled at Vegeta's attire, " Well it's kinda hard for him, I mean, he already
LOOKS the part anyway. "
" KAKARROT! "
" Well I think you make a cute baby little buddy. "
" Errrr....SHUT UP! " Vegeta snapped at him, " All I can say is Mirai better get his butt
up here quick. Because if he doesn't I'll personally PULL ALL THAT LAVENDER HAIR OUT OF HIS FAT
HEAD!!! " he crossed his arms in frustration; then, noticing Bura's toy jacuzzi up ahead, froze.
" That is, if I _LIVE_ that long. "
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8:55 PM 12/16/01
END OF PART 2!
(Chu & Son are both bent over the Big Book of Author Spells, trying to figure out how to punish
Veggie for this one)
Chuquita: I can't believe I'm running out ideas to punish Veggie...again.
Goku: "Again", ahh, yes, that's the key word.
Vegeta: (with a big grin on his face) Well I think you should give up! There's nothing else
horrible you could think of, so, just forget about it.
Chuquita: (flatly) You smacked Son-San's head around LIKE A PUNCHING BAG!
Goku: YEAH! Ya meanie...
Vegeta: WHAT! He was asking for it.
Chuquita: (turns back to the book & sighs) There is one thing that I got suggested in a review,
but I'm not sure wither I should do it or not. It's kinda harsh.
Vegeta: (surprised) Something that YOU think is harsh?
Chuquita: (sighs again, slightly depressed) I dunno, maybe I should save it for when you do
something REALLY stupid.
Goku: (angrily) HE BOPPED ME REPEATEDLY! DO IT NOW! DO IT NOW!
Vegeta: (shocked & hurt) KAKA-CHAN!?
Chuquita: Oh hush up Son-San, you don't even know what it is!
Goku: ...what is it?
Chuquita: This one person suggested that maybe the next time Veggie did something stupid that I
should zap him into a girl...
Vegeta: (yelps) WHAT?!
Chuquita: ...I dunno if I should. (brightens up) So that's why I've decided to let the audience
choose!
Vegeta: THOSE BAKAS?!
Chuquita: (sarcasm) Yeah...all 2½ of 'um. (chuckles) Just kidding! There's much more than that!
Goku: (looks at the crowded audiance) I'll say! More like 200!
Vegeta: Don't FLATTER her Kakarrot.
Chuquita: (happily) Alright ladies & gents! I'm gonna leave it up you! Should Son-San & I impose
such a punishment on Veggie for beating up Son-San? Zapping him into an "onna" during the next
Corner? You decide!
Goku: And don't forget to tune in for the main attaction; the fic itself that is!
Chuquita: Ahh, yes. Will our Mirai friend be able to rescue Veggie & Goku from the clutches of
"little B-chan" before they both go INSANE? Will he be able to get them back to their normal
sizes? Find out in the conclusion of "Small-Fry!"
