6:56 PM 12/17/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Space Ghost Coast to Coast"
Space Ghost: Remember, that's Zimmerman's Potted Meat Food Product.
Meat just like Grandma used to pot.
Lil note:
Chuquita: (smiles) Thank you Maria for the idea of turning Veggie into an "onna".
Vegeta: (groans) Yeah..thanks a lot.
Chuquita: (happily) Oh cheer up Veggie!
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: [looking up at the scoreboard above her head. The left side says
"Zap him, zap him to heck!". The right side says "Veggie-chan doesn't deserve it!
He's innocent! Zap "Bakarrot" instead!"
Vegeta: So? What's the score?
Chuquita: I dunno yet. I just started Part 3 right after I finished Part 2. Part 1
as of today--Monday--hasn't even been POSTED yet!
Vegeta: Oh...
Chuquita: Let's just pause the Corner right here & go straight to the fic until the audiance
reaches their verdict.
Goku: [points up to the scoreboard] And here it is now!
Scoreboard: Veggie gets turned into a girl: 10
Veggie does not get turned into a girl: 0
Chuquita: (grins) Good answer!
Goku: YAY!
Vegeta: KAKARROT! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE!
Goku: Well if you had won _I_ would have been the one Chu was gonna turn into an "onna".
Vegeta: Oh yeah...(smirks) That would have pretty funny.
Goku: WOULD NOT!
Vegeta: Why not, you're already VOICED by an onna, you might as well look like one.
Goku: OOOH! VEGGIE YOU MEANIE! (blushing with embrassment) THAT'S ONLY IN JAPAN! I happen to
have a guy voicing me in America!
Chuquita: Yes you do Son-San. To quote Brak, you have a 'beautiful man-voice'.
Goku: (grins) Aww, thank you.
Chuquita: Veggie doesn't though. Not anymore anyway. [prepares to zap Veggie]
Vegeta: AHH! CHU! NOOOOOOoooOOOOoooOOOOooo!!
]!!!GA-ZAP!!![
Summary: You can't blame a person for being hungry. After Vegeta accidently drinks what he
thought was punch, the reaction from the chemical shrinks him down to 4 inches tall! Vegeta
orders Bura & Goku to retrieve the antidote for him, but two have other plans for the little ouji
. Now he's trapped in Bura's room & victim to whatever humiliating games Bura & Goku can come up
with! Will Veggie be able to escape Bura's room & get back to the lab before the chemical becomes
permanent? Or will he be forced to spend the rest of his days as Bura & Goku's "little dolly"?
Find out!
Ages:
Bura-8
Goten-9
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" Ohhhh, I can't believe her! " Mirai said angrily as he continued to search the house,
" BURA! BURA WHERE ARE YOU! " he shouted at the top of his lungs, " BURA YOU BETTER HAND TOUSSAN
AND SON-SAN OVER RIGHT NOW OR KAASAN IS _SO_ GONNA GROUND YOU FOR _LIFE_!! " he went on. Mirai
scratched his head, " Oh-kay, if I were my younger sibling from the past from an alternate
dimension--where would I hide two tiny saiyajins... " he sweatdropped, " There's something you
don't ask yourself everyday. " Mirai muttered.
" DUH! " the thought struck him, " I left her in her room! Of course! She must still be
there playing with the--oh no! TOUSSAN! " Mirai screamed, then dashed up the stairs and for
Bura's room, " BUU-RAH! BURA OPEN UP _NOW_!!!! "
" BUU-RAHHHHH!!!! "
" Hey, that sounds like Mirai! " Goku noted.
" Hmmph, stupid Mirai, interrupting _MY_ playtime! " Bura narrowed her eyes, " NOBODY
INTERRUPTS MY PLAYTIME! " she screamed.
" Huh? " Mirai stood outside Bura's door, then shrieked as he felt himself beginning to
float upward, then disappear and reappear outside in the Capsule Corp dumpster. He poked his head
out of the heap of garbage, " This...is going to be harder than I thought. "
" And Bura sounds just like Veggie... " Goku groaned as he sat in Bura's toy bubblebath
jacuuzzi, which, to him, was at least 5 feet deep.
" I do NOT call it "playtime"! " Vegeta retorted, a couple of doll-inches away from him,
" I call it something much more adult-like. "
" And that would be?... "
" _ME_ time. "
Goku sweatdropped, ::Baka...::
Vegeta's eyes widened as he read Goku's thought, " YOU CALLED ME A BAKA! "
" I... " Goku stammered.
" WELL YOU'RE A _BIG_ BAKA! " Vegeta yelled, red in the face.
" I guess that makes YOU the LITTLE baka! " Goku smirked back at him.
" OH YEAH?! WE'LL YOU'RE A--A---A.... "
" Ooh, whatsa matter Veggie? Did that potion shrink your BRAIN too? "
" KAKA-CHAN! " Vegeta gasped, hurt, " That was horrible! "
Goku's expression softened, " Ohhh, I'm sorry little buddy, you're right, it was mean.
Come on, lemmie give you a "I'm sorry" hug. " he smiled happily.
" NO! DIE! " Vegeta screamed as he prepared to chuck a huge ball of ki at Goku, then
yelped as Bura shoved little doll-sized bars of soap into each of their mouths.
" You were YELLING at each other! " Bura glared at them, both saiyajin shivered slightly
at her size compared to their present state. She narrowed her eyes, " Ap-ol-o-gize! " Bura
gritted through her teeth.
Goku & Vegeta looked at each other, the bars of soap still shoved half-way in their
mouths. They turned back to Bura, helpless looks on their faces.
Bura rolled her eyes, then yanked the bars of soap out of their mouths. Her face turned
to its normal sweet expression, " Now say you're sorry to each other. "
" I AM _NOT_ APOLOGIZING TO _BAKA_RROT! " Vegeta screamed angrily.
" I already said I'm sorry to Veggie! " Goku whined.
" JUST _SAY_ IT! " Bura screeched.
" I'm sorry! " they both yelped at once, staring at Bura. Bura heaved a heavy sigh, then
turned them towards each other.
" Say you are sorry to EACH OTHER. " Bura ordered. The two saiyajin stared at each other,
nearly nak-ee & covered in toy-jacuuzi bubbles.
" I'm sorry Vedge. " Goku said in a mundane tone.
" ... " Vegeta stared at him for a while, then glanced at Bura, " I AM _NOT_ GOING TO SAY
"I'M SORRY" TO KAKARROTTO! "
" SAY IT! SAY IT _NOW_!!!! " Bura screamed at the top of her lungs. What felt like a
hurricane of wind whooshed past Vegeta. He gulped.
" I'm...I'm sorry Kakarrot. " he grumbled, ::I'm sorry I have to share the same
bubblebath with a bakayaro like you!::
::TOUSSAN!::
" GAH! B-CHAN! " Vegeta cried. He glanced up at her, " You can...read minds...too? "
" Yup! " Bura nodded sweetly.
" Heh-heh. " Vegeta laughed nervously, " Well I _DON'T_ want to share this stupid pool
full of bubbles with Kakarrot! " he said stubbornly, " DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY KAKO-GERMS HE'S
SPREAD INTO THIS JA-WHATSIS BY NOW! "
" JaCUUZI, Toussan. " Bura folded her arms.
" Heeheehee! " a familiar voice giggled.
Vegeta looked up to see Goku playfully rubbing a toy sponge full of suds ontop of the
ouji's head. Vegeta growled at him.
" Now you have "Kako-germs" in your hair too! " Goku grinned goofily.
" Aww, " Bura awwed at Goku, then turned to Vegeta, " Now why can't you play sweetly with
Mr. Goten's Daddy like he plays with you! "
" BECAUSE HE'S _KAKARROT_!!! " Vegeta barked at her, " I HATE HIM!! "
" "hate"?, Veggie? " Goku's face fell.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " I didn't mean hate as in "HATE", I meant it as it, you know, uhhh,
I meant more along the lines of "dislike". "
" Toussan doesn't hate you Mr. Goten's Daddy. " Bura smiled, " He LOVES you! "
Goku stared up at her with big sparkily eyes, " Veggie LOVES me? "
" ACK! B-CHAN! " Vegeta shrieked, red in the face.
" I read your brain...you do don't you! " Bura giggled.
Goku glanced at the ouji, giggling to himself with big sparkily eyes.
" Ehh..LITTLE B-CHAN STOP THAT DON'T YOU GET HIM STARTED! " Vegeta screamed in a panicy
voice.
" Oh my little Veggie... " Goku reached out to hug him.
" Isn't that cute. " Bura commented to herself.
" BURA!!!! " Mirai's voice once again echoed from behind the door. Goku pulled away from
trying to hug Vegeta & turned his attention to the door.
" MIRAI! MIRAI WE'RE IN HERE! " he called out.
" SON-SAN! DON'T WORRY I'M COMING! " Mirai shouted back. Both Goku & Vegeta grinned,
freedom at hand. They watched as a bright yellow light appeared at the creses of the door. Mirai
had gone SSJ2, " HERE I COME! " Mirai announced heroicly. He backed up, then flew at the door.
The anxious expressions on the two saiyajins faces soon dropped as the light suddenly disappeared
. Bura smirked.
" Huh? " Mirai suddenly found himself on the roof. He growled, frustrated, " BURAAA!! "
" I can't BELIEVE Mirai's stupid TIMING! He ruined a perfectly good kodak moment between
two of my favorite people! " Bura huffed.
Vegeta grumbled, " Kodak moment with Kakarrot my a--MMPH! " Bura shoved the bar of soap
back into Vegeta's mouth.
" NO BAD WORDS! " Bura scholded him.
Goku took the soap out of Vegeta's mouth & giggled at him, " Potty-mouth Veggie. " he
said, then smushed the soap against the ouji's cheek; like the bar of soap was kissing him.
" I need a plan... " Mirai Trunks said aloud to himself as he sat on the roof, indian-
-style, " Obviously I can't let my temper get the better of me next time...I need to be quiet as
soon as I reach Bura's room again. But how will I get inside without her seeing me! The only
other way in is under the door & I'd have to be as small as a mouse to fit under...her...AHH! "
he stood up, enlightened, " Thank you Dende! " he said, then lept down to the ground & ran back
inside.
" Fa la la la la, la la la la! " Bura sang happily to herself as she dried the two
doll-sized saiyajins off with a washcloth, then sat them down on the floor & went over to her
closet, " Now we have to find you two some brand-new party clothes. " she looked through her
bucket of doll clothes, " Hmm, what would look pretty on my two little dollies... "
" Kakarrot. " Vegeta whispered.
" Hmm? "
" Kakarrot, this is the perfect chance! Let's escape! "
" What? Veggie, now! I wanna play some more. "
" Have you gone insane! If I have to wear one more doll-outfit I'm going to puke! "
Vegeta hissed at him, still whispering, " B-chan has her back turned, this may be our one chance
to get out of this pink-colored nightmare before Bura stuffs more doll clothes on us & tries to
make us "bond" with each other! "
" Hee. " Goku nodded as they both tip-toed off. Vegeta in the lead & Goku following a few
doll-feet behind him. They just reached the door. Goku grinned in excitement then said in his
loudest voice, " OH WOW VEGGIE IT IS WORKING! YOU'RE A GENIUS! "
" 'oh wow Veggie it is working' 'you're a genius', and I'm such BIG FAT IDIOT that I
decided to tell you so IN THE LOUDEST DANGED VOICE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!! " Vegeta screamed
at Goku, infuriated. Bura had tied them both to little doll chairs in her Barbie playhouse.
" Bad Toussan and Mr. Goten's Daddy. Trying to escape like that! " Bura tsked at them,
" You should know better than that! "
" Kakarrot should know better than to open his FAT MOUTH at the WRONG TIME! " Vegeta
snapped at Goku.
" You better not be yelling at Mr. Goten's Daddy, Toussan. " Bura narrowed her eyes at
him, then smiled, " After all, if it wasn't for his little blunder, I'd have lost my two favorite
dollies in the whole wide world! "
" I'm NOT A DOLLY! " Goku screamed up at the ceiling, " I AM A LIVING BEING! I AM A
PERSON AND I DON'T WANNA BE CALLED A DOLLY ANYMORE!! "
" YEAH! " Vegeta cheered, joining in on the uprising, " WE'RE NOT DOLLS AND WE SHOULDN'T
BE TREATED LIKE THEM! "
" You don't wanna be dollies anymore, huh? " Bura said, " Well that's oh-kay! " she said,
pulling something out of her bucket of doll-clothes, " You can be kitty-dolls instead! " Bura
held up two kitty costumes, one was grey & white striped. The other was white...with pink
polka-dots all over it. There was a hole in the front just large enough for the dolly's face.
" OoooOOoooh! KITTIES! " Goku squealed, " I wanna be a kitty! "
Vegeta took one look at the costumes, then turned his attention upward, " I don't ask for
much God, just PLEASE don't make her give me the pink one. PLEASE don't let her give me the PINK
one... "
" She gave me...the pink one. " Vegeta said in depression as he sat on the floor in
Bura's room. Goku was admiring his costume in the mirror, " I can't believe she gave me the pink
one...again. "
" OOOOOooOOoooOOooOOh! Look how cute I am! " Goku said happily as he rubbed his costume
on the tummy, " I'm a cute little kitty! Me-ow! "
" You're enjoying this aren't you? " Vegeta said flatly.
Goku grinned at him, " HEE! "
" Oh little dollies, look what I found for you! " Bura said, setting something down on
the floor.
" SANDBOX! " Goku said excitedly, leaping into the box, " WHEE! Veggie come play with me
in the sand! "
Vegeta pinched his nose, " Kakarrot, that's a litterbox. "
Goku stared at him blankly, covered in clumps of sand, his cheeks stuffed with it. His
face turned a pale blue color. The younger saiyajin lept to his feet, & holding his hands over
his mouth jumped out of the 'sandbox', ran behind the dollhouse, & barfed up the kitty litter.
Vegeta sweatdropped.
" OH EEEW! YUCK YUCK YUCK! " Goku's voice could be heard from behind the dollhouse as he
tried desprately to spat out whatever litter was left in his mouth.
" Heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta chuckled, " That's the first time a cracked a smile during this
whole fic. "
" Psst! Toussan! " a voice whispered from behind him. Vegeta turned around to see Mirai
Trunks standing there, waving at him.
" MIRAI WHAT THE-- " Vegeta paused, noticing Bura a couple feet away, " --what the heck
do you think you're doing shrinking yourself! Now we'll NEVER get out of here! "
" I had to, this was the only way to get into Bura's room without her seeing me. " Mirai
explained.
" Yeah well if she DOES see you you're gonna find yourself wearing one of these goofy
doll costumes faster than you can say-- "
" --I brought the antidote. "
" Exactly!--You, you brought the antidote! " Vegeta grinned.
" Yup! " Mirai nodded, then pulled out a little beaker with blue liquid in it.
" ...you shrunk the antidote? " Vegeta raised an eyebrow.
" Well...yeah. How was I supposed to fit it under the door. "
" You used the shrinking potion, to shrink the enlarging potion... "
" ...yes. "
" ...idiot. "
" I AM NOT AN IDIOT! " Mirai shouted at him, then, also acknowledging Bura, quieted his
voice, " and for your information I only shrunk the beaker, THEN I poured the enlarging potion
into it. "
" At that size? And with such accuracy? "
" Uhh, actually, if you happen to find any REALLY BIG boots down in the lab...I know
nothing. "
Vegeta sweatdropped again, " Just give me the antidote. "
" Don't be so pushy! " Mirai said as he took out two small glasses & handed one to Vegeta
, then poured some of the antidote into each of the glasses.
" Heh-heh. Here's to an the end of this pink nightmare! " Vegeta gave cheers to Mirai as
they tapped their glasses, then downed the antidote, instantly causing them to return to their
normal heights. Vegeta looked down at the kitty costume on the floor & smirked at how little it
now looked compared to him. His training uniform, made out of the stretchest material this side
of the universe, was unharmed & stretched to fit him. His boots & gloves however, were not as
lucky. Mirai smiled down at him.
" Oh Toussan wait till you see this, you're going to look SOOOooOOOOOOo cute in it. "
Bura said, taking a big bow out of her bucket.
" Looks a little SMALL to me. " a voice from above her said. Bura's face went white as
she looked up to see the short ouji staring down at her, smirking.
" AHHH! TOUSSAN! YOU'RE BIG AGAIN! " Bura cried. Her eyes started to water, " You don't
wanna play with me anymore... "
" Aww little B-chan, of course I do! Actually, I'd like to assist you in playing dollies,
hmm? " he said cheerfully, then watched gleefully as Goku made his way back around from behind
the dollhouse. His eyes widened to the point where they took up half his face as he watched the
scene before him. Mirai was now in the room and Vegeta was now back to his normal size, which
meant he had just achieved half of his plan for revenge against Goku for being Bura's sidekick in
Veggie-torture.
" Oh little Kaka-chan. " Vegeta said in a sing-song voice as he held up the dolly dress
he had described to Goku earlier back in part 2, " Isn't it beautiful? "
" Uhh..uhh..uuhhh.. " Goku shivered, at a loss for words, then nearly dodged as Vegeta
tried to tackle the tiny saiyajin, " AHH! VEGGIE STOP! VEGGIE NO! " he screamed as he raced
around the room. Vegeta trying to catch him. The prince grabbed him & held Goku up in front of
him.
" I think it'll fit you very nicely, don't you, my little Kaka-chan. " he snickered
evilly.
" VEGGIE NO! PLEASE LITTLE BUDDY! " Goku pleaded, then yelped as Vegeta stuffed the
outfit over the other saiyajin's head. He dropped Goku, causing him to fall & nearly hit the
floor when he felt something tug him upward & nearly gagged. He floated almost an inch above the
magenta carpeting. Goku looked up & to his horror found strings attached to different parts of
the dress, the legs & the arms. His eyes followed the strings up to a single source, a large
wooden X, held in the hand of none other than Vegeta.
" It's a PUPPET'S dress! " Goku exclaimed.
" Correct Kaka-chan. " Vegeta smirked, " How about you dance for me, hmm? "
" Dance? Little buddy Veggie I don't know how to da--WAH! " Goku yelped as Vegeta tilted
the wooden X to the left & right, causing Goku's arms & legs to move by themselves. Tears started
to drip down his cheeks, " VEGGIE STOP! "
" Oh quit your blubbering, bakarrot. " Vegeta growled at him, then violently swung the
wooden X, sending Goku spiraling in a circle around the room, knocking over various objects.
" VEGGIE _PLEASE_ STOP! YOU'RE HURTING ME! " Goku screamed.
" GOOD! You deserve it! " Vegeta said, then gave the wooden X a jolt upward, sending Goku
smashing into the ceiling. His small, lifeless body fell, only to be caught by the strings
attached to the dress, " Hmmph! How do you like THAT Kakarrot! " Vegeta laughed, then stopped,
hearing no response. He looked down at the small figure, " K--Kakarrot? " he said uneasily, then
shook the strings for a second & stopped again. A small feeling of relief spread over him as the
figure suddenly began to shake on his own. The small saiyajin started sobbing loudly, staring
down at the ground. Vegeta continued to look down at him, now worried.
" TOUSSAN! HOW COULD YOU! " Bura said, shocked and angry.
Vegeta quickly pulled the strings up to the wooden X. Goku looked over his shoulder at
the ouji.
" If you didn't wanna be my little buddy anymore, all you had to do was ask! " Goku cried
out between sobs, " You don't deserve me! You cruel horrible person! "
" He's right, " Bura said, glaring at Vegeta, " You don't deserve to be ANYONE'S little
buddy! " she took Goku from Vegeta. The ouji, still in shock and barely noticing he was no longer
holding the 'doll' continued staring in the direction of where Goku was. Bura snipped the strings
tieing the dress to the wooden X, " There we go! That's much better isn't it! You can still be MY
dolly! " Bura said to Goku, who had momentarily stopped sobbing, " That is a VERY pretty dress
Toussan picked out for you by the way, " she hugged him, then pulled the 'doll' away from her,
" Even though he IS a meanie. " Bura stuck her tongue out at Vegeta, who was still staring down-
-ward, his eyes now filled to the brim with tears.
" SO ARE YOU! " Goku yelled at her. Bura looked at him in surprise, " THERE'S PRACTICALLY
NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU! YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT YOUR OWN WAY! YOU CAN YELL AND ABUSE
_ME_, BUT WHEN I YELL BACK AT YOU ALL I GET IS A BIG FAT MIX OF SHOCK AND DENIAL AND YOU START
CRYING AND I END UP HAVING TO COMFORT YOU AND AS SOON AS YOU _STOP_ CRYING IT'S BACK TO TREATING
ME LIKE A TOY! LIKE I'M THE ONE _YOU_ COMFORTED INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND! ALL YOU WANT IS
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND TO ONLY REPLY TO IT WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT! "
" Wow..brilliant realization on Son-San's part. " Mirai said, astounded.
" ... " tears started dripping down the ouji's cheeks & falling to the floor he was still
staring at, " Kaka-chan... " he choked out.
" SEE! THERE _HE_ GOES! WELL YOU CAN JUST CRY YOUR HEAD OFF _VEGETA_ BECAUSE IF YOU THINK
I'M GOING TO PLAY "MOMMY" TO YOU THIS TIME YOU CAN FORGET IT! "
Bura dropped Goku to the floor & shook her head at him, " There! Now you made TOUSSAN cry
just like he made you cry! You're EVEN! " she shouted, " I'm outta here. " she said in an
exasperated voice as she left the room, " Stupid boys... "
" Ooh, another realization by Bura. " Mirai nodded, equally impressed, " Everything you
say comes back to haunt you Son-San, you know that? "
" Oh no, I hurt Veggie's feelings. " Goku said sadly, then looked up at him, " Oh little
Veggie I'm sorry. I am, really. "
Vegeta turned in the other direction & crossed his arms. Goku glanced at Mirai, " Mirai,
do you have any more-- "
Mirai handed him the antidote, " Here's a-- " Mirai sweatdropped; Goku had just chugged
the remainder of the potion, then in a poof of smoke, changed back into his original size,
" --cup. " Mirai finished, still with a large sweatdrop on his head.
" Veggie? " Goku tapped him on the shoulder. The ouji turned around, an angry, pouty look
on his face, " No matter what mean things you say to me I always end up forgiving you no matter
what. " he sighed in defeat. Then smiled & whispered, " You know why? "
Vegeta shrugged, without an answer.
" Cuz I love you, and I know you love me back! A whole lot too! " Goku grinned at him,
" You silly bad-tempered, insecure, egotistic, and in denial ouji! "
" EGOTISTIC! " Vegeta exclaimed, his anger instantly rising back to the surface, " WHO DO
YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING YOUR GREAT AND POWERFUL OUJI EGOTISTIC!!! YOU--YOU--YOU-- " he angrily
fumbled for words, then went limp & smiled at him, " --You big WONDERFUL STUPID PEASANT! " he
sniffled happily, then hugged Goku.
" Aww, little buddy Veggie's sorry. " Goku smiled.
" Mmm-hmm! " Vegeta nodded.
" Well I'm sorry too Veggie, I was mean, you were mean, it was wrong! " he said, then
hugged back.
" AAUGH! WHAT IS _WRONG_ WITH YOU PEOPLE! " Bura screamed furiously from in the doorway,
" _NOW_ YOU DECIDE TO PLAY NICELY WITH EACH OTHER! _NOW_, AFTER YOU'RE BACK TO NORMAL! THAT IS
NOT FAIR!! " she shrieked, " WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE BEEN SWEET WITH EACH OTHER WHEN YOU WERE
STILL MY DOLLIES!! "
" Come on 'lil Veggie, let's go order a pizza! " Goku said happily, ignoring Bura as he
left the room.
" Alright, " Vegeta smiled, then narrowed his eyes at Goku, " But no anchovies. "
" But Veggie I like anchovies! " Goku whined.
" WELL I'M NOT GONNA LET A BIG BAKA LIKE YOU PUT _FISH_ ON _MY_ PIZZA! "
" Who said it was your pizza! We didn't even order it yet! "
" IT'S _MY_ PHONE YOU'RE GOING TO USE TO ORDER IT ON! THEREFORE IT IS _MY_ PIZZA! "
" Oh Veggie that's a stupid reason! " Goku continued whining as Vegeta grabbed the phone
in the kitchen, " At least let me order it! "
" NO! If I let you order it Kakarrot you'll end up telling the stupid pizza-boy to put
your nasty-smelling FISH all over MY pizza! I hate fish! " Vegeta said.
" I will not! " Goku complained.
" Oh you will too! You're a baka and you're the worst peasant in my entire kingdom! "
" I'm you're ONLY PEASANT!! " Goku screamed.
" ...oh yeah. " Vegeta said, then grinned, " Silly me! "
" Ohhhh... " Goku said in frustration as Vegeta dialed the numbers on the phone.
" Hmm, it's nice to see them being nice to---I mean, tolerating each other. " Mirai
corrected himself, then smiled proudly, " I taught them a lesson & saved the day all in one day.
Everyone's happy. "
" Oh Mirai... " a small voice said from behind him. Bura was smirking slyly at him,
" Mirai come down here. " she said, motioning him with her finger. Mirai bent down to her height.
" Yeah, what is it Bura? " he asked curiously. Bura held up a beaker of the shrinking
potion in front of Mirai's face. Mirai paled, " Oh boy.. "
" I have other ways of getting new dollies you know Mirai. " Bura smiled evilly at him,
" Guess who's next? "
" No, no BURA NO! " Mirai shouted as Bura tacked him to the floor.
" Veggie did you hear something? " Goku asked Vegeta, who had been put on hold & was
impatiently staring at his watch and waiting for the pizza-people to pick up again.
" AHHH!! AHHHH!!! " Mirai despreately reached out for the door to Bura's room, which
suddenly slammed shut on its own, " NOOOOooOOOOOOoo... "
" You say something Kakarrot? " Vegeta said, glancing up at him.
" Huh? " Goku said, who, having no immediate response to his last question, had been
spacing out for the past 3 minutes, " I said something? "
Vegeta sweatdropped & rolled his eyes, " Yeah, that's what I thought. "
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THE END!
Chuquita: And so ends another Veggie-tale of my favorite DB characters. Son-San, Veggie, Mirai
& Bura. But then again, I like nearly every character on that show for some reason or another...
Goku: (cheesy smile at Veggie) And who's this lovely young lady here?
Veggilina: Shut up. [glances over at her name in the script box] (to Chu) HEY! WHAT DID YOU DO TO
MY NAME!
Chuquita: (insert evil grin) You're an "onna" now, you need an "onna" name. Not that Vegeta
doesn't sound like a girl's name to begin with...
Veggilina: (roars) WHAT!!
Chuquita: Oh come on! You're name ends in "eta" for crying out loud. In spanish there are
masculine and feminine suffixes at the end of personal names. "ito" is the boy's and "ita" is the
girl's. And if I'm not mistaken, I've also seen your name spelled "Vegita/Vejita" more than once
before.
Goku: (giggling) Veggi's old name is a girly name!
Chuquita: (chuckling) And so is HER new one.
Veggilina: SHUT UP!! [covers her mouth with her hands] Oh GOD! Listen to my voice! I sound worse
than Kakarrot! AND WHAT'S UP WITH HIM THE "Veggi" instead of "Veggie" STUFF!
Goku: (between giggles) That's the girl prounounciation for your nickname.
Chuquita: (snickering) (to Veggi) Yeah, its so you can draw a little heart instead of a dot over
the "i" and not have the "e" distract from it.
Veggilina: (glares at her) Where do you come up with this crap?
Chuquita: Hey! I could've called you Geta instead. I've seen that one in several summaries on
the FF page before.
Veggilina: (teasing) Then why didn't you?
Chuquita: I don't like "Geta". It's unoriginal.
Goku: (smiling) Besides, I think Veggilina's a pretty name.
Veggilina: (grumbles) It's a flowery girly name, that's what it is.
Goku: (still smiling) Would you rather I call you 'Lina? That's cute too.
Veggilina: (shivers) (to Chu) Kakarrot's creepin me out all of a sudden.
Chuquita: I don't see it. It's just your paranoia acting up.
Goku: (snickers) Or maybe it's just PMS.
Veggilina: KAKARROT!!!
Goku: (w/a sad face) Oh Veggi I'm sorry, that was a mean thing to say to a princess. [pats her
on the hand] (worried) Are you gonna be alright?
Veggilina: (looks Goku up & down suspicously) [grabs an unopened Pepsi can & chucks it to the
floor] (fake-pouty face) Oh Kaka-chan, I dropped my soda, can you get it for me?
Goku: [instantly grabs the Pepsi can & holds it out to her] Here you go Veggi.
Veggilina: Open it for me?
Goku: Oh-kay. [w/the sipper facing Veggi]
Veggilina: (panicy voice) AHH! NO! TURN IT AROUND!
Goku: Huh?
Veggilina: (calmer) Turn it around so the sipper faces you.
Goku: ...if that'll make you feel better. [fwips open the can, only to have the shaken soda
squirt out all over his face] ... (whimpers)
Veggilina: I could get to like this.. [whips out a hairbrush] Brush my royal hair, PEASANT!
Goku: (grins at Veggi's now long, back-length, and non-gravity defying black hair) OK VEGGI!
[puts the brush in her hair & hits a knot]
Veggilina: YAHHHHHHHH!!!! (screams in pain) STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT NOW!!!
Goku: (grins) K! [tries to pull the brush out of her hair, only to get it stuck more]
Veggilina: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (screams in even more pain) THIS IS NO LONGER FUN!!
Chuquita: Good, it's not supposed to be. (to audiance) See you next time when we'll have a new
fic, which could be one of two. Fic A--Goku recieves a letter from his 'Uncle' [That's Grampa
Gohan's nephew] inviting him to spend a weekend on his farm which Goku hasn't visited since he
was little. His 'Aunt' and 'Uncle' ask him to bring a buddy with him. Guess who he decides to
bring with him? (evil grin). Fic B--Juuhanagou, Juuhachigou, and Juuhokugou, (that's 17, 18, & 16
for the priviously uninformed) are on their way to 'knock off' Son Goku. Juuhachigou's dream of
some decent designer clothes is realized when they pass by a local mall that is having a 99.9%
off sale. After threatening her brother with a threat to blow up the van, the trio enter the mall
. Comidic misadventures follow. In other words, Fic B will be kinda like my Piccolo fic was set
up. If I decide to write it first.
Goku: (in an irish accent) Tis the luck of the draw laddie.
Chuquita: Yes.
Veggilina: (wailing) (w/the brush still stuck in her hair) I WANT MY PRINCEHOOD BACK!!!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Space Ghost Coast to Coast"
Space Ghost: Remember, that's Zimmerman's Potted Meat Food Product.
Meat just like Grandma used to pot.
Lil note:
Chuquita: (smiles) Thank you Maria for the idea of turning Veggie into an "onna".
Vegeta: (groans) Yeah..thanks a lot.
Chuquita: (happily) Oh cheer up Veggie!
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: [looking up at the scoreboard above her head. The left side says
"Zap him, zap him to heck!". The right side says "Veggie-chan doesn't deserve it!
He's innocent! Zap "Bakarrot" instead!"
Vegeta: So? What's the score?
Chuquita: I dunno yet. I just started Part 3 right after I finished Part 2. Part 1
as of today--Monday--hasn't even been POSTED yet!
Vegeta: Oh...
Chuquita: Let's just pause the Corner right here & go straight to the fic until the audiance
reaches their verdict.
Goku: [points up to the scoreboard] And here it is now!
Scoreboard: Veggie gets turned into a girl: 10
Veggie does not get turned into a girl: 0
Chuquita: (grins) Good answer!
Goku: YAY!
Vegeta: KAKARROT! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE!
Goku: Well if you had won _I_ would have been the one Chu was gonna turn into an "onna".
Vegeta: Oh yeah...(smirks) That would have pretty funny.
Goku: WOULD NOT!
Vegeta: Why not, you're already VOICED by an onna, you might as well look like one.
Goku: OOOH! VEGGIE YOU MEANIE! (blushing with embrassment) THAT'S ONLY IN JAPAN! I happen to
have a guy voicing me in America!
Chuquita: Yes you do Son-San. To quote Brak, you have a 'beautiful man-voice'.
Goku: (grins) Aww, thank you.
Chuquita: Veggie doesn't though. Not anymore anyway. [prepares to zap Veggie]
Vegeta: AHH! CHU! NOOOOOOoooOOOOoooOOOOooo!!
]!!!GA-ZAP!!![
Summary: You can't blame a person for being hungry. After Vegeta accidently drinks what he
thought was punch, the reaction from the chemical shrinks him down to 4 inches tall! Vegeta
orders Bura & Goku to retrieve the antidote for him, but two have other plans for the little ouji
. Now he's trapped in Bura's room & victim to whatever humiliating games Bura & Goku can come up
with! Will Veggie be able to escape Bura's room & get back to the lab before the chemical becomes
permanent? Or will he be forced to spend the rest of his days as Bura & Goku's "little dolly"?
Find out!
Ages:
Bura-8
Goten-9
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" Ohhhh, I can't believe her! " Mirai said angrily as he continued to search the house,
" BURA! BURA WHERE ARE YOU! " he shouted at the top of his lungs, " BURA YOU BETTER HAND TOUSSAN
AND SON-SAN OVER RIGHT NOW OR KAASAN IS _SO_ GONNA GROUND YOU FOR _LIFE_!! " he went on. Mirai
scratched his head, " Oh-kay, if I were my younger sibling from the past from an alternate
dimension--where would I hide two tiny saiyajins... " he sweatdropped, " There's something you
don't ask yourself everyday. " Mirai muttered.
" DUH! " the thought struck him, " I left her in her room! Of course! She must still be
there playing with the--oh no! TOUSSAN! " Mirai screamed, then dashed up the stairs and for
Bura's room, " BUU-RAH! BURA OPEN UP _NOW_!!!! "
" BUU-RAHHHHH!!!! "
" Hey, that sounds like Mirai! " Goku noted.
" Hmmph, stupid Mirai, interrupting _MY_ playtime! " Bura narrowed her eyes, " NOBODY
INTERRUPTS MY PLAYTIME! " she screamed.
" Huh? " Mirai stood outside Bura's door, then shrieked as he felt himself beginning to
float upward, then disappear and reappear outside in the Capsule Corp dumpster. He poked his head
out of the heap of garbage, " This...is going to be harder than I thought. "
" And Bura sounds just like Veggie... " Goku groaned as he sat in Bura's toy bubblebath
jacuuzzi, which, to him, was at least 5 feet deep.
" I do NOT call it "playtime"! " Vegeta retorted, a couple of doll-inches away from him,
" I call it something much more adult-like. "
" And that would be?... "
" _ME_ time. "
Goku sweatdropped, ::Baka...::
Vegeta's eyes widened as he read Goku's thought, " YOU CALLED ME A BAKA! "
" I... " Goku stammered.
" WELL YOU'RE A _BIG_ BAKA! " Vegeta yelled, red in the face.
" I guess that makes YOU the LITTLE baka! " Goku smirked back at him.
" OH YEAH?! WE'LL YOU'RE A--A---A.... "
" Ooh, whatsa matter Veggie? Did that potion shrink your BRAIN too? "
" KAKA-CHAN! " Vegeta gasped, hurt, " That was horrible! "
Goku's expression softened, " Ohhh, I'm sorry little buddy, you're right, it was mean.
Come on, lemmie give you a "I'm sorry" hug. " he smiled happily.
" NO! DIE! " Vegeta screamed as he prepared to chuck a huge ball of ki at Goku, then
yelped as Bura shoved little doll-sized bars of soap into each of their mouths.
" You were YELLING at each other! " Bura glared at them, both saiyajin shivered slightly
at her size compared to their present state. She narrowed her eyes, " Ap-ol-o-gize! " Bura
gritted through her teeth.
Goku & Vegeta looked at each other, the bars of soap still shoved half-way in their
mouths. They turned back to Bura, helpless looks on their faces.
Bura rolled her eyes, then yanked the bars of soap out of their mouths. Her face turned
to its normal sweet expression, " Now say you're sorry to each other. "
" I AM _NOT_ APOLOGIZING TO _BAKA_RROT! " Vegeta screamed angrily.
" I already said I'm sorry to Veggie! " Goku whined.
" JUST _SAY_ IT! " Bura screeched.
" I'm sorry! " they both yelped at once, staring at Bura. Bura heaved a heavy sigh, then
turned them towards each other.
" Say you are sorry to EACH OTHER. " Bura ordered. The two saiyajin stared at each other,
nearly nak-ee & covered in toy-jacuuzi bubbles.
" I'm sorry Vedge. " Goku said in a mundane tone.
" ... " Vegeta stared at him for a while, then glanced at Bura, " I AM _NOT_ GOING TO SAY
"I'M SORRY" TO KAKARROTTO! "
" SAY IT! SAY IT _NOW_!!!! " Bura screamed at the top of her lungs. What felt like a
hurricane of wind whooshed past Vegeta. He gulped.
" I'm...I'm sorry Kakarrot. " he grumbled, ::I'm sorry I have to share the same
bubblebath with a bakayaro like you!::
::TOUSSAN!::
" GAH! B-CHAN! " Vegeta cried. He glanced up at her, " You can...read minds...too? "
" Yup! " Bura nodded sweetly.
" Heh-heh. " Vegeta laughed nervously, " Well I _DON'T_ want to share this stupid pool
full of bubbles with Kakarrot! " he said stubbornly, " DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY KAKO-GERMS HE'S
SPREAD INTO THIS JA-WHATSIS BY NOW! "
" JaCUUZI, Toussan. " Bura folded her arms.
" Heeheehee! " a familiar voice giggled.
Vegeta looked up to see Goku playfully rubbing a toy sponge full of suds ontop of the
ouji's head. Vegeta growled at him.
" Now you have "Kako-germs" in your hair too! " Goku grinned goofily.
" Aww, " Bura awwed at Goku, then turned to Vegeta, " Now why can't you play sweetly with
Mr. Goten's Daddy like he plays with you! "
" BECAUSE HE'S _KAKARROT_!!! " Vegeta barked at her, " I HATE HIM!! "
" "hate"?, Veggie? " Goku's face fell.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " I didn't mean hate as in "HATE", I meant it as it, you know, uhhh,
I meant more along the lines of "dislike". "
" Toussan doesn't hate you Mr. Goten's Daddy. " Bura smiled, " He LOVES you! "
Goku stared up at her with big sparkily eyes, " Veggie LOVES me? "
" ACK! B-CHAN! " Vegeta shrieked, red in the face.
" I read your brain...you do don't you! " Bura giggled.
Goku glanced at the ouji, giggling to himself with big sparkily eyes.
" Ehh..LITTLE B-CHAN STOP THAT DON'T YOU GET HIM STARTED! " Vegeta screamed in a panicy
voice.
" Oh my little Veggie... " Goku reached out to hug him.
" Isn't that cute. " Bura commented to herself.
" BURA!!!! " Mirai's voice once again echoed from behind the door. Goku pulled away from
trying to hug Vegeta & turned his attention to the door.
" MIRAI! MIRAI WE'RE IN HERE! " he called out.
" SON-SAN! DON'T WORRY I'M COMING! " Mirai shouted back. Both Goku & Vegeta grinned,
freedom at hand. They watched as a bright yellow light appeared at the creses of the door. Mirai
had gone SSJ2, " HERE I COME! " Mirai announced heroicly. He backed up, then flew at the door.
The anxious expressions on the two saiyajins faces soon dropped as the light suddenly disappeared
. Bura smirked.
" Huh? " Mirai suddenly found himself on the roof. He growled, frustrated, " BURAAA!! "
" I can't BELIEVE Mirai's stupid TIMING! He ruined a perfectly good kodak moment between
two of my favorite people! " Bura huffed.
Vegeta grumbled, " Kodak moment with Kakarrot my a--MMPH! " Bura shoved the bar of soap
back into Vegeta's mouth.
" NO BAD WORDS! " Bura scholded him.
Goku took the soap out of Vegeta's mouth & giggled at him, " Potty-mouth Veggie. " he
said, then smushed the soap against the ouji's cheek; like the bar of soap was kissing him.
" I need a plan... " Mirai Trunks said aloud to himself as he sat on the roof, indian-
-style, " Obviously I can't let my temper get the better of me next time...I need to be quiet as
soon as I reach Bura's room again. But how will I get inside without her seeing me! The only
other way in is under the door & I'd have to be as small as a mouse to fit under...her...AHH! "
he stood up, enlightened, " Thank you Dende! " he said, then lept down to the ground & ran back
inside.
" Fa la la la la, la la la la! " Bura sang happily to herself as she dried the two
doll-sized saiyajins off with a washcloth, then sat them down on the floor & went over to her
closet, " Now we have to find you two some brand-new party clothes. " she looked through her
bucket of doll clothes, " Hmm, what would look pretty on my two little dollies... "
" Kakarrot. " Vegeta whispered.
" Hmm? "
" Kakarrot, this is the perfect chance! Let's escape! "
" What? Veggie, now! I wanna play some more. "
" Have you gone insane! If I have to wear one more doll-outfit I'm going to puke! "
Vegeta hissed at him, still whispering, " B-chan has her back turned, this may be our one chance
to get out of this pink-colored nightmare before Bura stuffs more doll clothes on us & tries to
make us "bond" with each other! "
" Hee. " Goku nodded as they both tip-toed off. Vegeta in the lead & Goku following a few
doll-feet behind him. They just reached the door. Goku grinned in excitement then said in his
loudest voice, " OH WOW VEGGIE IT IS WORKING! YOU'RE A GENIUS! "
" 'oh wow Veggie it is working' 'you're a genius', and I'm such BIG FAT IDIOT that I
decided to tell you so IN THE LOUDEST DANGED VOICE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!! " Vegeta screamed
at Goku, infuriated. Bura had tied them both to little doll chairs in her Barbie playhouse.
" Bad Toussan and Mr. Goten's Daddy. Trying to escape like that! " Bura tsked at them,
" You should know better than that! "
" Kakarrot should know better than to open his FAT MOUTH at the WRONG TIME! " Vegeta
snapped at Goku.
" You better not be yelling at Mr. Goten's Daddy, Toussan. " Bura narrowed her eyes at
him, then smiled, " After all, if it wasn't for his little blunder, I'd have lost my two favorite
dollies in the whole wide world! "
" I'm NOT A DOLLY! " Goku screamed up at the ceiling, " I AM A LIVING BEING! I AM A
PERSON AND I DON'T WANNA BE CALLED A DOLLY ANYMORE!! "
" YEAH! " Vegeta cheered, joining in on the uprising, " WE'RE NOT DOLLS AND WE SHOULDN'T
BE TREATED LIKE THEM! "
" You don't wanna be dollies anymore, huh? " Bura said, " Well that's oh-kay! " she said,
pulling something out of her bucket of doll-clothes, " You can be kitty-dolls instead! " Bura
held up two kitty costumes, one was grey & white striped. The other was white...with pink
polka-dots all over it. There was a hole in the front just large enough for the dolly's face.
" OoooOOoooh! KITTIES! " Goku squealed, " I wanna be a kitty! "
Vegeta took one look at the costumes, then turned his attention upward, " I don't ask for
much God, just PLEASE don't make her give me the pink one. PLEASE don't let her give me the PINK
one... "
" She gave me...the pink one. " Vegeta said in depression as he sat on the floor in
Bura's room. Goku was admiring his costume in the mirror, " I can't believe she gave me the pink
one...again. "
" OOOOOooOOoooOOooOOh! Look how cute I am! " Goku said happily as he rubbed his costume
on the tummy, " I'm a cute little kitty! Me-ow! "
" You're enjoying this aren't you? " Vegeta said flatly.
Goku grinned at him, " HEE! "
" Oh little dollies, look what I found for you! " Bura said, setting something down on
the floor.
" SANDBOX! " Goku said excitedly, leaping into the box, " WHEE! Veggie come play with me
in the sand! "
Vegeta pinched his nose, " Kakarrot, that's a litterbox. "
Goku stared at him blankly, covered in clumps of sand, his cheeks stuffed with it. His
face turned a pale blue color. The younger saiyajin lept to his feet, & holding his hands over
his mouth jumped out of the 'sandbox', ran behind the dollhouse, & barfed up the kitty litter.
Vegeta sweatdropped.
" OH EEEW! YUCK YUCK YUCK! " Goku's voice could be heard from behind the dollhouse as he
tried desprately to spat out whatever litter was left in his mouth.
" Heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta chuckled, " That's the first time a cracked a smile during this
whole fic. "
" Psst! Toussan! " a voice whispered from behind him. Vegeta turned around to see Mirai
Trunks standing there, waving at him.
" MIRAI WHAT THE-- " Vegeta paused, noticing Bura a couple feet away, " --what the heck
do you think you're doing shrinking yourself! Now we'll NEVER get out of here! "
" I had to, this was the only way to get into Bura's room without her seeing me. " Mirai
explained.
" Yeah well if she DOES see you you're gonna find yourself wearing one of these goofy
doll costumes faster than you can say-- "
" --I brought the antidote. "
" Exactly!--You, you brought the antidote! " Vegeta grinned.
" Yup! " Mirai nodded, then pulled out a little beaker with blue liquid in it.
" ...you shrunk the antidote? " Vegeta raised an eyebrow.
" Well...yeah. How was I supposed to fit it under the door. "
" You used the shrinking potion, to shrink the enlarging potion... "
" ...yes. "
" ...idiot. "
" I AM NOT AN IDIOT! " Mirai shouted at him, then, also acknowledging Bura, quieted his
voice, " and for your information I only shrunk the beaker, THEN I poured the enlarging potion
into it. "
" At that size? And with such accuracy? "
" Uhh, actually, if you happen to find any REALLY BIG boots down in the lab...I know
nothing. "
Vegeta sweatdropped again, " Just give me the antidote. "
" Don't be so pushy! " Mirai said as he took out two small glasses & handed one to Vegeta
, then poured some of the antidote into each of the glasses.
" Heh-heh. Here's to an the end of this pink nightmare! " Vegeta gave cheers to Mirai as
they tapped their glasses, then downed the antidote, instantly causing them to return to their
normal heights. Vegeta looked down at the kitty costume on the floor & smirked at how little it
now looked compared to him. His training uniform, made out of the stretchest material this side
of the universe, was unharmed & stretched to fit him. His boots & gloves however, were not as
lucky. Mirai smiled down at him.
" Oh Toussan wait till you see this, you're going to look SOOOooOOOOOOo cute in it. "
Bura said, taking a big bow out of her bucket.
" Looks a little SMALL to me. " a voice from above her said. Bura's face went white as
she looked up to see the short ouji staring down at her, smirking.
" AHHH! TOUSSAN! YOU'RE BIG AGAIN! " Bura cried. Her eyes started to water, " You don't
wanna play with me anymore... "
" Aww little B-chan, of course I do! Actually, I'd like to assist you in playing dollies,
hmm? " he said cheerfully, then watched gleefully as Goku made his way back around from behind
the dollhouse. His eyes widened to the point where they took up half his face as he watched the
scene before him. Mirai was now in the room and Vegeta was now back to his normal size, which
meant he had just achieved half of his plan for revenge against Goku for being Bura's sidekick in
Veggie-torture.
" Oh little Kaka-chan. " Vegeta said in a sing-song voice as he held up the dolly dress
he had described to Goku earlier back in part 2, " Isn't it beautiful? "
" Uhh..uhh..uuhhh.. " Goku shivered, at a loss for words, then nearly dodged as Vegeta
tried to tackle the tiny saiyajin, " AHH! VEGGIE STOP! VEGGIE NO! " he screamed as he raced
around the room. Vegeta trying to catch him. The prince grabbed him & held Goku up in front of
him.
" I think it'll fit you very nicely, don't you, my little Kaka-chan. " he snickered
evilly.
" VEGGIE NO! PLEASE LITTLE BUDDY! " Goku pleaded, then yelped as Vegeta stuffed the
outfit over the other saiyajin's head. He dropped Goku, causing him to fall & nearly hit the
floor when he felt something tug him upward & nearly gagged. He floated almost an inch above the
magenta carpeting. Goku looked up & to his horror found strings attached to different parts of
the dress, the legs & the arms. His eyes followed the strings up to a single source, a large
wooden X, held in the hand of none other than Vegeta.
" It's a PUPPET'S dress! " Goku exclaimed.
" Correct Kaka-chan. " Vegeta smirked, " How about you dance for me, hmm? "
" Dance? Little buddy Veggie I don't know how to da--WAH! " Goku yelped as Vegeta tilted
the wooden X to the left & right, causing Goku's arms & legs to move by themselves. Tears started
to drip down his cheeks, " VEGGIE STOP! "
" Oh quit your blubbering, bakarrot. " Vegeta growled at him, then violently swung the
wooden X, sending Goku spiraling in a circle around the room, knocking over various objects.
" VEGGIE _PLEASE_ STOP! YOU'RE HURTING ME! " Goku screamed.
" GOOD! You deserve it! " Vegeta said, then gave the wooden X a jolt upward, sending Goku
smashing into the ceiling. His small, lifeless body fell, only to be caught by the strings
attached to the dress, " Hmmph! How do you like THAT Kakarrot! " Vegeta laughed, then stopped,
hearing no response. He looked down at the small figure, " K--Kakarrot? " he said uneasily, then
shook the strings for a second & stopped again. A small feeling of relief spread over him as the
figure suddenly began to shake on his own. The small saiyajin started sobbing loudly, staring
down at the ground. Vegeta continued to look down at him, now worried.
" TOUSSAN! HOW COULD YOU! " Bura said, shocked and angry.
Vegeta quickly pulled the strings up to the wooden X. Goku looked over his shoulder at
the ouji.
" If you didn't wanna be my little buddy anymore, all you had to do was ask! " Goku cried
out between sobs, " You don't deserve me! You cruel horrible person! "
" He's right, " Bura said, glaring at Vegeta, " You don't deserve to be ANYONE'S little
buddy! " she took Goku from Vegeta. The ouji, still in shock and barely noticing he was no longer
holding the 'doll' continued staring in the direction of where Goku was. Bura snipped the strings
tieing the dress to the wooden X, " There we go! That's much better isn't it! You can still be MY
dolly! " Bura said to Goku, who had momentarily stopped sobbing, " That is a VERY pretty dress
Toussan picked out for you by the way, " she hugged him, then pulled the 'doll' away from her,
" Even though he IS a meanie. " Bura stuck her tongue out at Vegeta, who was still staring down-
-ward, his eyes now filled to the brim with tears.
" SO ARE YOU! " Goku yelled at her. Bura looked at him in surprise, " THERE'S PRACTICALLY
NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU! YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT YOUR OWN WAY! YOU CAN YELL AND ABUSE
_ME_, BUT WHEN I YELL BACK AT YOU ALL I GET IS A BIG FAT MIX OF SHOCK AND DENIAL AND YOU START
CRYING AND I END UP HAVING TO COMFORT YOU AND AS SOON AS YOU _STOP_ CRYING IT'S BACK TO TREATING
ME LIKE A TOY! LIKE I'M THE ONE _YOU_ COMFORTED INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND! ALL YOU WANT IS
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND TO ONLY REPLY TO IT WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT! "
" Wow..brilliant realization on Son-San's part. " Mirai said, astounded.
" ... " tears started dripping down the ouji's cheeks & falling to the floor he was still
staring at, " Kaka-chan... " he choked out.
" SEE! THERE _HE_ GOES! WELL YOU CAN JUST CRY YOUR HEAD OFF _VEGETA_ BECAUSE IF YOU THINK
I'M GOING TO PLAY "MOMMY" TO YOU THIS TIME YOU CAN FORGET IT! "
Bura dropped Goku to the floor & shook her head at him, " There! Now you made TOUSSAN cry
just like he made you cry! You're EVEN! " she shouted, " I'm outta here. " she said in an
exasperated voice as she left the room, " Stupid boys... "
" Ooh, another realization by Bura. " Mirai nodded, equally impressed, " Everything you
say comes back to haunt you Son-San, you know that? "
" Oh no, I hurt Veggie's feelings. " Goku said sadly, then looked up at him, " Oh little
Veggie I'm sorry. I am, really. "
Vegeta turned in the other direction & crossed his arms. Goku glanced at Mirai, " Mirai,
do you have any more-- "
Mirai handed him the antidote, " Here's a-- " Mirai sweatdropped; Goku had just chugged
the remainder of the potion, then in a poof of smoke, changed back into his original size,
" --cup. " Mirai finished, still with a large sweatdrop on his head.
" Veggie? " Goku tapped him on the shoulder. The ouji turned around, an angry, pouty look
on his face, " No matter what mean things you say to me I always end up forgiving you no matter
what. " he sighed in defeat. Then smiled & whispered, " You know why? "
Vegeta shrugged, without an answer.
" Cuz I love you, and I know you love me back! A whole lot too! " Goku grinned at him,
" You silly bad-tempered, insecure, egotistic, and in denial ouji! "
" EGOTISTIC! " Vegeta exclaimed, his anger instantly rising back to the surface, " WHO DO
YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING YOUR GREAT AND POWERFUL OUJI EGOTISTIC!!! YOU--YOU--YOU-- " he angrily
fumbled for words, then went limp & smiled at him, " --You big WONDERFUL STUPID PEASANT! " he
sniffled happily, then hugged Goku.
" Aww, little buddy Veggie's sorry. " Goku smiled.
" Mmm-hmm! " Vegeta nodded.
" Well I'm sorry too Veggie, I was mean, you were mean, it was wrong! " he said, then
hugged back.
" AAUGH! WHAT IS _WRONG_ WITH YOU PEOPLE! " Bura screamed furiously from in the doorway,
" _NOW_ YOU DECIDE TO PLAY NICELY WITH EACH OTHER! _NOW_, AFTER YOU'RE BACK TO NORMAL! THAT IS
NOT FAIR!! " she shrieked, " WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE BEEN SWEET WITH EACH OTHER WHEN YOU WERE
STILL MY DOLLIES!! "
" Come on 'lil Veggie, let's go order a pizza! " Goku said happily, ignoring Bura as he
left the room.
" Alright, " Vegeta smiled, then narrowed his eyes at Goku, " But no anchovies. "
" But Veggie I like anchovies! " Goku whined.
" WELL I'M NOT GONNA LET A BIG BAKA LIKE YOU PUT _FISH_ ON _MY_ PIZZA! "
" Who said it was your pizza! We didn't even order it yet! "
" IT'S _MY_ PHONE YOU'RE GOING TO USE TO ORDER IT ON! THEREFORE IT IS _MY_ PIZZA! "
" Oh Veggie that's a stupid reason! " Goku continued whining as Vegeta grabbed the phone
in the kitchen, " At least let me order it! "
" NO! If I let you order it Kakarrot you'll end up telling the stupid pizza-boy to put
your nasty-smelling FISH all over MY pizza! I hate fish! " Vegeta said.
" I will not! " Goku complained.
" Oh you will too! You're a baka and you're the worst peasant in my entire kingdom! "
" I'm you're ONLY PEASANT!! " Goku screamed.
" ...oh yeah. " Vegeta said, then grinned, " Silly me! "
" Ohhhh... " Goku said in frustration as Vegeta dialed the numbers on the phone.
" Hmm, it's nice to see them being nice to---I mean, tolerating each other. " Mirai
corrected himself, then smiled proudly, " I taught them a lesson & saved the day all in one day.
Everyone's happy. "
" Oh Mirai... " a small voice said from behind him. Bura was smirking slyly at him,
" Mirai come down here. " she said, motioning him with her finger. Mirai bent down to her height.
" Yeah, what is it Bura? " he asked curiously. Bura held up a beaker of the shrinking
potion in front of Mirai's face. Mirai paled, " Oh boy.. "
" I have other ways of getting new dollies you know Mirai. " Bura smiled evilly at him,
" Guess who's next? "
" No, no BURA NO! " Mirai shouted as Bura tacked him to the floor.
" Veggie did you hear something? " Goku asked Vegeta, who had been put on hold & was
impatiently staring at his watch and waiting for the pizza-people to pick up again.
" AHHH!! AHHHH!!! " Mirai despreately reached out for the door to Bura's room, which
suddenly slammed shut on its own, " NOOOOooOOOOOOoo... "
" You say something Kakarrot? " Vegeta said, glancing up at him.
" Huh? " Goku said, who, having no immediate response to his last question, had been
spacing out for the past 3 minutes, " I said something? "
Vegeta sweatdropped & rolled his eyes, " Yeah, that's what I thought. "
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THE END!
Chuquita: And so ends another Veggie-tale of my favorite DB characters. Son-San, Veggie, Mirai
& Bura. But then again, I like nearly every character on that show for some reason or another...
Goku: (cheesy smile at Veggie) And who's this lovely young lady here?
Veggilina: Shut up. [glances over at her name in the script box] (to Chu) HEY! WHAT DID YOU DO TO
MY NAME!
Chuquita: (insert evil grin) You're an "onna" now, you need an "onna" name. Not that Vegeta
doesn't sound like a girl's name to begin with...
Veggilina: (roars) WHAT!!
Chuquita: Oh come on! You're name ends in "eta" for crying out loud. In spanish there are
masculine and feminine suffixes at the end of personal names. "ito" is the boy's and "ita" is the
girl's. And if I'm not mistaken, I've also seen your name spelled "Vegita/Vejita" more than once
before.
Goku: (giggling) Veggi's old name is a girly name!
Chuquita: (chuckling) And so is HER new one.
Veggilina: SHUT UP!! [covers her mouth with her hands] Oh GOD! Listen to my voice! I sound worse
than Kakarrot! AND WHAT'S UP WITH HIM THE "Veggi" instead of "Veggie" STUFF!
Goku: (between giggles) That's the girl prounounciation for your nickname.
Chuquita: (snickering) (to Veggi) Yeah, its so you can draw a little heart instead of a dot over
the "i" and not have the "e" distract from it.
Veggilina: (glares at her) Where do you come up with this crap?
Chuquita: Hey! I could've called you Geta instead. I've seen that one in several summaries on
the FF page before.
Veggilina: (teasing) Then why didn't you?
Chuquita: I don't like "Geta". It's unoriginal.
Goku: (smiling) Besides, I think Veggilina's a pretty name.
Veggilina: (grumbles) It's a flowery girly name, that's what it is.
Goku: (still smiling) Would you rather I call you 'Lina? That's cute too.
Veggilina: (shivers) (to Chu) Kakarrot's creepin me out all of a sudden.
Chuquita: I don't see it. It's just your paranoia acting up.
Goku: (snickers) Or maybe it's just PMS.
Veggilina: KAKARROT!!!
Goku: (w/a sad face) Oh Veggi I'm sorry, that was a mean thing to say to a princess. [pats her
on the hand] (worried) Are you gonna be alright?
Veggilina: (looks Goku up & down suspicously) [grabs an unopened Pepsi can & chucks it to the
floor] (fake-pouty face) Oh Kaka-chan, I dropped my soda, can you get it for me?
Goku: [instantly grabs the Pepsi can & holds it out to her] Here you go Veggi.
Veggilina: Open it for me?
Goku: Oh-kay. [w/the sipper facing Veggi]
Veggilina: (panicy voice) AHH! NO! TURN IT AROUND!
Goku: Huh?
Veggilina: (calmer) Turn it around so the sipper faces you.
Goku: ...if that'll make you feel better. [fwips open the can, only to have the shaken soda
squirt out all over his face] ... (whimpers)
Veggilina: I could get to like this.. [whips out a hairbrush] Brush my royal hair, PEASANT!
Goku: (grins at Veggi's now long, back-length, and non-gravity defying black hair) OK VEGGI!
[puts the brush in her hair & hits a knot]
Veggilina: YAHHHHHHHH!!!! (screams in pain) STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT NOW!!!
Goku: (grins) K! [tries to pull the brush out of her hair, only to get it stuck more]
Veggilina: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (screams in even more pain) THIS IS NO LONGER FUN!!
Chuquita: Good, it's not supposed to be. (to audiance) See you next time when we'll have a new
fic, which could be one of two. Fic A--Goku recieves a letter from his 'Uncle' [That's Grampa
Gohan's nephew] inviting him to spend a weekend on his farm which Goku hasn't visited since he
was little. His 'Aunt' and 'Uncle' ask him to bring a buddy with him. Guess who he decides to
bring with him? (evil grin). Fic B--Juuhanagou, Juuhachigou, and Juuhokugou, (that's 17, 18, & 16
for the priviously uninformed) are on their way to 'knock off' Son Goku. Juuhachigou's dream of
some decent designer clothes is realized when they pass by a local mall that is having a 99.9%
off sale. After threatening her brother with a threat to blow up the van, the trio enter the mall
. Comidic misadventures follow. In other words, Fic B will be kinda like my Piccolo fic was set
up. If I decide to write it first.
Goku: (in an irish accent) Tis the luck of the draw laddie.
Chuquita: Yes.
Veggilina: (wailing) (w/the brush still stuck in her hair) I WANT MY PRINCEHOOD BACK!!!
