Behind the Scenes of Paper Mario
Chapter 2: Auditions Begin! Who is Destined to be Paperized?
Disclaimer: Once again I own nothing. And I ran out of jelly beans, so if Nintendo sues me, it'll have to
be for peanuts.
Yoshi: No jelly beans?
None.
Yoshi: Then I'm leaving. *leaves*
YES! I FINALLY GOT RID OF HIM! ^_^ Now I can have all the jelly beans!
Scene: The same conference room that Mario was in during his previous meeting. It's 7:00 in the
morning. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Bowser, and Miyamoto are there and everyone except Miyamoto
is very sleepy.
Peach: My kingdom for some coffee...
Yoshi: Here you go! *hands her some coffee*
Peach: Congradulations. *takes coffee* You now rule the Mushroom Kingdom. *puts her crown on his
head unceremoniously*
Yoshi: WOW! COOL!
Miyamoto: Stop this sillyness! Peach get your crown back!
Peach: *steals back the crown*
Yoshi: Aw man...
Mario: Why does this stuff always have to happen to me?
Luigi: Stop whining.
Bowser: *yawns*
Japanese Guy #1: *pokes his head into the room* The auditioners are ready! *hands Miyamoto a
clipboard*
Miyamoto: Good! Send them in 1 at a time!
Japanese Guy #1: Ok!
Evil Shovel: *walks in* Hi!
Everyone Else: *stares*
Miyamoto: You're an evil shovel?
Evil Shovel: That's my name!
Bowser: *yawns*
Evil Shovel: *to Bowser* You dare mock me?! *attacks Bowser*
Peach: Bowsy! *smashes Evil Shovel's handle-like head with a frying pan*
Evil Shovel: *out cold*
Miyamoto: Um...don't call us we'll call you. *snaps fingers*
Japanese Guy #1: *walks in and puts Evil Shovel in trash can and leaves*
Miyamoto: Hm. That guy was...pathetic. At least it didn't take long.
Bowser: Thanks, Peachy!
Peach: Anything for you, Bowsy!
Peach, Bowser: *are in the magical anime corner of love*
Mario: *is in the anime corner of loneliness and is sobbing*
Miyamoto, Yoshi, Luigi: *stares*
Miyamoto: Well, we've lost them.
Mario: Fantastic deduction, Sherlock! We only noticed it, oh, around the time Mario 64 came out!
Mario, Luigi, Yoshi: *laugh hysterically*
Miyamoto: *murmuring to self* They just want to get fired. Ignore them like you usually do! *speaking normally* Ok, next is...Shikkan Zoku!
Shikkan Zoku: *walks in with a cocky grin on his face* That's my name and being # 1 is my game!
Mario: But I'm #1!
Miyamoto: Share the limelight, Mario! Tell us about yourself, Shikkan Zoku.
Shikkan Zoku: You haven't heard of me?
Miyamoto: *quickly tells a big, fat lie* We don't have the time to read or watch the news so we're pretty behind. Please humor us.
Shikkan Zoku: Well, ok. I've...blah....I was fantastic....me...awesome....brilliant....
5 weeks later....
Mario, Miyamoto, Peach, Bowser, Luigi, Yoshi: *are sleeping*
Shikkan Zoku: So I screamed "I'm #1" as I raced across the finish line and *notices them sleeping* Well, I never!
Mario, Miyamoto, Peach, Luigi, Bowser, Yoshi: *finally wake up*
Shikkan Zoku: If you have no respect for me, I will leave! *heads for door*
Miyamoto: *stops him* No! Don't go! I have the perfect job for you!
Shikkan Zoku: Perfect, eh? *yawns* I guess that'll have to do.
Miyamoto: You are very strong right?
Shikkan Zoku: Of course!
Miyamoto: Then you are going to hold cue cards!
Shikkan Zoku: *does a double-take* Say what now?
Miyamoto: Without someone to hold cue cards, nobody will know what to say, and the game would fall apart! We need you, Shikkan Zoku! *assumes worshipping pose* Oh, superior being, please save us and our careers!
Shikkan Zoku: *strikes heroic pose* Fear not, lowly ones! I will save you! Just call out with my special signal! *waves a flag that has his face on it* I will come running! *hands it to Miyamoto* Away! *leaves*
Miyamoto: Sucker! ^_^
Heh. Shikkan Zoku is an interesting character, ain't he? Anyways, as for the character auditions, I'll give you an example. Now, I need a volunteer...ah ha! *black hole appears, sticks her arm in it and pulls out Shikkan Zoku* Ok, we'll use Shikkan Zoku as an example!
Name: Shikkan Zoku. Description: Cocky and thinks he's the best.
Shikkan Zoku: As the almighty cue card holder, Shikkan Zoku, I command to know! How did you do that?
Plot hole! Another cliffhanger for you!
Peach: I hope some of the other hopefuls aren't as full of themselves as Shikkan Zoku is!
Uh-oh...
Shikkan Zoku: How dare you! *attacks peach*
Bowser: *attacks Shikkan Zoku*
Shikkan Zoku, Bowser: *are fighting*
Peach: Go, Bowsy!
Oh boy. Buh-bye, I guess. *goes to break up the fight* What the?!
Evil Shovel: Take this! *attacks the author*
Leave! Cut to commercial! Call the police! Just do something! Buh-bye! *runs away with Evil Shovel hot on her heels, leaving Shikkan Zoku and Bowser to beat eachother senseless and for Peach to support her so called enemy*
Chapter 2: Auditions Begin! Who is Destined to be Paperized?
Disclaimer: Once again I own nothing. And I ran out of jelly beans, so if Nintendo sues me, it'll have to
be for peanuts.
Yoshi: No jelly beans?
None.
Yoshi: Then I'm leaving. *leaves*
YES! I FINALLY GOT RID OF HIM! ^_^ Now I can have all the jelly beans!
Scene: The same conference room that Mario was in during his previous meeting. It's 7:00 in the
morning. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Bowser, and Miyamoto are there and everyone except Miyamoto
is very sleepy.
Peach: My kingdom for some coffee...
Yoshi: Here you go! *hands her some coffee*
Peach: Congradulations. *takes coffee* You now rule the Mushroom Kingdom. *puts her crown on his
head unceremoniously*
Yoshi: WOW! COOL!
Miyamoto: Stop this sillyness! Peach get your crown back!
Peach: *steals back the crown*
Yoshi: Aw man...
Mario: Why does this stuff always have to happen to me?
Luigi: Stop whining.
Bowser: *yawns*
Japanese Guy #1: *pokes his head into the room* The auditioners are ready! *hands Miyamoto a
clipboard*
Miyamoto: Good! Send them in 1 at a time!
Japanese Guy #1: Ok!
Evil Shovel: *walks in* Hi!
Everyone Else: *stares*
Miyamoto: You're an evil shovel?
Evil Shovel: That's my name!
Bowser: *yawns*
Evil Shovel: *to Bowser* You dare mock me?! *attacks Bowser*
Peach: Bowsy! *smashes Evil Shovel's handle-like head with a frying pan*
Evil Shovel: *out cold*
Miyamoto: Um...don't call us we'll call you. *snaps fingers*
Japanese Guy #1: *walks in and puts Evil Shovel in trash can and leaves*
Miyamoto: Hm. That guy was...pathetic. At least it didn't take long.
Bowser: Thanks, Peachy!
Peach: Anything for you, Bowsy!
Peach, Bowser: *are in the magical anime corner of love*
Mario: *is in the anime corner of loneliness and is sobbing*
Miyamoto, Yoshi, Luigi: *stares*
Miyamoto: Well, we've lost them.
Mario: Fantastic deduction, Sherlock! We only noticed it, oh, around the time Mario 64 came out!
Mario, Luigi, Yoshi: *laugh hysterically*
Miyamoto: *murmuring to self* They just want to get fired. Ignore them like you usually do! *speaking normally* Ok, next is...Shikkan Zoku!
Shikkan Zoku: *walks in with a cocky grin on his face* That's my name and being # 1 is my game!
Mario: But I'm #1!
Miyamoto: Share the limelight, Mario! Tell us about yourself, Shikkan Zoku.
Shikkan Zoku: You haven't heard of me?
Miyamoto: *quickly tells a big, fat lie* We don't have the time to read or watch the news so we're pretty behind. Please humor us.
Shikkan Zoku: Well, ok. I've...blah....I was fantastic....me...awesome....brilliant....
5 weeks later....
Mario, Miyamoto, Peach, Bowser, Luigi, Yoshi: *are sleeping*
Shikkan Zoku: So I screamed "I'm #1" as I raced across the finish line and *notices them sleeping* Well, I never!
Mario, Miyamoto, Peach, Luigi, Bowser, Yoshi: *finally wake up*
Shikkan Zoku: If you have no respect for me, I will leave! *heads for door*
Miyamoto: *stops him* No! Don't go! I have the perfect job for you!
Shikkan Zoku: Perfect, eh? *yawns* I guess that'll have to do.
Miyamoto: You are very strong right?
Shikkan Zoku: Of course!
Miyamoto: Then you are going to hold cue cards!
Shikkan Zoku: *does a double-take* Say what now?
Miyamoto: Without someone to hold cue cards, nobody will know what to say, and the game would fall apart! We need you, Shikkan Zoku! *assumes worshipping pose* Oh, superior being, please save us and our careers!
Shikkan Zoku: *strikes heroic pose* Fear not, lowly ones! I will save you! Just call out with my special signal! *waves a flag that has his face on it* I will come running! *hands it to Miyamoto* Away! *leaves*
Miyamoto: Sucker! ^_^
Heh. Shikkan Zoku is an interesting character, ain't he? Anyways, as for the character auditions, I'll give you an example. Now, I need a volunteer...ah ha! *black hole appears, sticks her arm in it and pulls out Shikkan Zoku* Ok, we'll use Shikkan Zoku as an example!
Name: Shikkan Zoku. Description: Cocky and thinks he's the best.
Shikkan Zoku: As the almighty cue card holder, Shikkan Zoku, I command to know! How did you do that?
Plot hole! Another cliffhanger for you!
Peach: I hope some of the other hopefuls aren't as full of themselves as Shikkan Zoku is!
Uh-oh...
Shikkan Zoku: How dare you! *attacks peach*
Bowser: *attacks Shikkan Zoku*
Shikkan Zoku, Bowser: *are fighting*
Peach: Go, Bowsy!
Oh boy. Buh-bye, I guess. *goes to break up the fight* What the?!
Evil Shovel: Take this! *attacks the author*
Leave! Cut to commercial! Call the police! Just do something! Buh-bye! *runs away with Evil Shovel hot on her heels, leaving Shikkan Zoku and Bowser to beat eachother senseless and for Peach to support her so called enemy*
