Behind The Scenes of Paper Mario
Chapter 3: More Auditions! Will Mario And Co. Ever Have A Normal Day?
A/N: Sorry this took so long. Please forgive me. Also, Rini: please forgive me for the fact that I have no real idea of how British people talk.
Scene: In that same meeting room. Miyamoto, Mario, Peach, Bowser, Yoshi, and Luigi are chatting about nothing in general.
Mario: When am I going to get paid?
Yoshi: Husane!
Luigi: Hitler!
Peach: Bowsy. *sigh*
Bowser: Peachy. *sigh*
Everyone Else: *looks sickened*
Miyamoto: Ok, how about we go with the auditions? #3! Yoshiharu!
Yoshiharu: *walks in* Hello! *sees Mario* Mario! *eyes turn into little hearts*
Miyamoto: *teases Mario* Mario has a girlfriend!
Mario: You bet I do! *hugs Yoshiharu*
Yoshiharu: This is wonderful exponentially to the 9th level! (translation: This is a Kodak moment (A/N: I don't own Kodak.).)
Peach: How can anyone love Mario?! Icky! *throws up on Bowser*
Bowser: Even your barf is beautiful! *Peach and Bowser sigh*
Miyamoto: O_O... Ok, since you're in love with Mario...why don't you be his make-up artist?
Yoshiharu: Yay! This is better than multiplying exponents! (translation: I'll take the job!) Bye, Mario! *skips out of the room happily, reverting from genius mode to ditz mode* Tra la la la! Mario loves me!
Mario: Yoshiharu likes me! ^_^
Miyamoto: *stares* Um, ok. Next, #4, DarkMillenia!
DarkMillenia: *walks in* Greetings.
Miyamoto: Ok, first and foremost, do you love any of us?
DarkMillenia: O_O No.
Evil Shovel: *appears out of nowhere* Die, Miyamoto! *jumps towards Miyamoto*
DarkMillenia: Not on my watch! *smashes Evil Shovel's head and throws him out of a window*
Everyone Else: *bursts into applause*
DarkMillenia: *blushes*
Miyamoto: Oh, you are so getting a job! How about stage manager?
Japanese Guy #2: That's my job!
Miyamoto: Not any more! You're fired!
Japanese Guy #2: *sulks away*
DarkMillenia: Simply fantastic. Thanks, see you soon! *walks out*
Miyamoto: #5, Me.
Luigi: You're auditioning?
Miyamoto: No. The guy's name is "Me".
Everyone Else: Oh!
Me: *walks in* Hey, wassup?
Yoshi: Not much.
Miyamoto: Are you a spaz, in love with any of us, or insane?!
Me: O_O... No.
Miyamoto: Are you sure you're not in love with any of us?!?!
Me: O_O... Yeah, I'm sure.
Miyamoto: Hm, Toad'll be upset...
Me: I knew it! I knew he was! *everyone else claps their hands over jis mouth*
Miyamoto: Watch it, Me, there's alot of censors around here! *everyone sits back down*
Me: Cool.
Miyamoto: So, what are your qualifications?
Me: I've been workin' for da man as a security gaurd!
Miyamoto: I had to fire our only security guy last week! Ok, your hired!
Me: Cool! See you later! *leaves*
Luigi: This is going quite well!
Miyamoto: Shut your trap or you won't get paid!
Luigi: *shuts his trap so he'll get paid*
Miyamoto: Ok, #6, Nate!
Nate: *walks in* Hey!
Peach: Whoa! What a hunk! *eyes turn into little hearts*
Bowser: Does this mean you don't love me anymore? *sobs*
Peach: Yes, you ugly dinosuar! * runs up to Nate* Hi, handsome!
Bowser: WWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts to cry and runs out of the room*
Nate: I've only said 1 word...
Peach: You're cute!
Miyamoto: Oh boy, do I feel sorry for you, Nate!
Peach: *gets really ticked* You'd better give him a job!
Miyamoto: *gets really meek* Ok, he can be your wardrobe director!
Peach: *turns real nice* Yay! Hear that handsome? *clings to Nate's arm*
Nate: My name's Nate...and I'd better be going...
Peach: You're staying right here with me, cutie! *knocks Mario out of his chair and forces Nate to sit down*
Nate: Uh, thanks...*sits down*
Mario: Get outta my chair!
Nate: *punches Mario*
Mario: *is out cold*
Peach: My big, strong boyfriend!
Nate: *whimpers*
Miyamoto: O_O... Ok, #7, Bill Joey Mike Mac Stu Stuey D. VonPatatoButt XXXIV....
Yoshi: You could name 6 people with that name....
Bill Joey etc: *walks in* Hey, anything to eat? I heard there would be snacks!
Miyamoto: Uh, you heard wrong.
Bill Joey etc: No snacks? Rip-off! *gets up to leave*
Miyamoto: No wait! We need a...a...*thinks quickly* a food tester! Can you handle that?
Bill Joey etc: *stops and jumos into Miyamoto's arms* Heck, yeah, I can do that! I love food!
Miyamoto: *is sweating*
Bill Joey etc: *is yaking about the first pizza he ever ate*
Miyamoto: *drops Bill Joey (you know the rest)* Sorry...*gasps for air* I'm not very strong...
Shikkan Zoku: *appears out of nowhere* But I am!!!!!!!
Nate: *stands up* So am I! *Peach forces him back into the chair and sits on his lap*
Miyamoto: I didn't signal you, Shikkan Zoku.
Shikkan Zoku: Oops...*leaves*
Miyamoto: Arg!
Sorry it took so long to get this up. I'll be faster next time. ^_^
Everyone In The Fic: You'd better be!!!!
Nya...don't yell at me!
Chapter 3: More Auditions! Will Mario And Co. Ever Have A Normal Day?
A/N: Sorry this took so long. Please forgive me. Also, Rini: please forgive me for the fact that I have no real idea of how British people talk.
Scene: In that same meeting room. Miyamoto, Mario, Peach, Bowser, Yoshi, and Luigi are chatting about nothing in general.
Mario: When am I going to get paid?
Yoshi: Husane!
Luigi: Hitler!
Peach: Bowsy. *sigh*
Bowser: Peachy. *sigh*
Everyone Else: *looks sickened*
Miyamoto: Ok, how about we go with the auditions? #3! Yoshiharu!
Yoshiharu: *walks in* Hello! *sees Mario* Mario! *eyes turn into little hearts*
Miyamoto: *teases Mario* Mario has a girlfriend!
Mario: You bet I do! *hugs Yoshiharu*
Yoshiharu: This is wonderful exponentially to the 9th level! (translation: This is a Kodak moment (A/N: I don't own Kodak.).)
Peach: How can anyone love Mario?! Icky! *throws up on Bowser*
Bowser: Even your barf is beautiful! *Peach and Bowser sigh*
Miyamoto: O_O... Ok, since you're in love with Mario...why don't you be his make-up artist?
Yoshiharu: Yay! This is better than multiplying exponents! (translation: I'll take the job!) Bye, Mario! *skips out of the room happily, reverting from genius mode to ditz mode* Tra la la la! Mario loves me!
Mario: Yoshiharu likes me! ^_^
Miyamoto: *stares* Um, ok. Next, #4, DarkMillenia!
DarkMillenia: *walks in* Greetings.
Miyamoto: Ok, first and foremost, do you love any of us?
DarkMillenia: O_O No.
Evil Shovel: *appears out of nowhere* Die, Miyamoto! *jumps towards Miyamoto*
DarkMillenia: Not on my watch! *smashes Evil Shovel's head and throws him out of a window*
Everyone Else: *bursts into applause*
DarkMillenia: *blushes*
Miyamoto: Oh, you are so getting a job! How about stage manager?
Japanese Guy #2: That's my job!
Miyamoto: Not any more! You're fired!
Japanese Guy #2: *sulks away*
DarkMillenia: Simply fantastic. Thanks, see you soon! *walks out*
Miyamoto: #5, Me.
Luigi: You're auditioning?
Miyamoto: No. The guy's name is "Me".
Everyone Else: Oh!
Me: *walks in* Hey, wassup?
Yoshi: Not much.
Miyamoto: Are you a spaz, in love with any of us, or insane?!
Me: O_O... No.
Miyamoto: Are you sure you're not in love with any of us?!?!
Me: O_O... Yeah, I'm sure.
Miyamoto: Hm, Toad'll be upset...
Me: I knew it! I knew he was! *everyone else claps their hands over jis mouth*
Miyamoto: Watch it, Me, there's alot of censors around here! *everyone sits back down*
Me: Cool.
Miyamoto: So, what are your qualifications?
Me: I've been workin' for da man as a security gaurd!
Miyamoto: I had to fire our only security guy last week! Ok, your hired!
Me: Cool! See you later! *leaves*
Luigi: This is going quite well!
Miyamoto: Shut your trap or you won't get paid!
Luigi: *shuts his trap so he'll get paid*
Miyamoto: Ok, #6, Nate!
Nate: *walks in* Hey!
Peach: Whoa! What a hunk! *eyes turn into little hearts*
Bowser: Does this mean you don't love me anymore? *sobs*
Peach: Yes, you ugly dinosuar! * runs up to Nate* Hi, handsome!
Bowser: WWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts to cry and runs out of the room*
Nate: I've only said 1 word...
Peach: You're cute!
Miyamoto: Oh boy, do I feel sorry for you, Nate!
Peach: *gets really ticked* You'd better give him a job!
Miyamoto: *gets really meek* Ok, he can be your wardrobe director!
Peach: *turns real nice* Yay! Hear that handsome? *clings to Nate's arm*
Nate: My name's Nate...and I'd better be going...
Peach: You're staying right here with me, cutie! *knocks Mario out of his chair and forces Nate to sit down*
Nate: Uh, thanks...*sits down*
Mario: Get outta my chair!
Nate: *punches Mario*
Mario: *is out cold*
Peach: My big, strong boyfriend!
Nate: *whimpers*
Miyamoto: O_O... Ok, #7, Bill Joey Mike Mac Stu Stuey D. VonPatatoButt XXXIV....
Yoshi: You could name 6 people with that name....
Bill Joey etc: *walks in* Hey, anything to eat? I heard there would be snacks!
Miyamoto: Uh, you heard wrong.
Bill Joey etc: No snacks? Rip-off! *gets up to leave*
Miyamoto: No wait! We need a...a...*thinks quickly* a food tester! Can you handle that?
Bill Joey etc: *stops and jumos into Miyamoto's arms* Heck, yeah, I can do that! I love food!
Miyamoto: *is sweating*
Bill Joey etc: *is yaking about the first pizza he ever ate*
Miyamoto: *drops Bill Joey (you know the rest)* Sorry...*gasps for air* I'm not very strong...
Shikkan Zoku: *appears out of nowhere* But I am!!!!!!!
Nate: *stands up* So am I! *Peach forces him back into the chair and sits on his lap*
Miyamoto: I didn't signal you, Shikkan Zoku.
Shikkan Zoku: Oops...*leaves*
Miyamoto: Arg!
Sorry it took so long to get this up. I'll be faster next time. ^_^
Everyone In The Fic: You'd better be!!!!
Nya...don't yell at me!
