Behind The Scenes Of Paper Mario
Chapter 4: This Calls For A Vacation!

A/N: Hi again. I don't own Mario & Co. The Evil Shovel is from my nightmares...so I guess that makes him mine. I don't own those volunteer characters. And auditions will be up for a while, needless to say. Afterall, I need to get ALOT official Nintendo characters in this.

Scene: Still in that conference room. This time, everyone has coffee so they won't get too tired this time.
Peach: *is boring Nate out of his mind* So, I raced past Mario and beat him to the finish line!
Nate: *sips coffee* That's nice. *sips coffee*
Mario: *in anime corner of loneliness and is sobbing...again*
Luigi: Ya know what, Yoshi...
Yoshi: No, what?
Luigi: Bill Clinton is way more evil than Hitler and Husane combined...
Yoshi: But his name doesn't begin with an "H".
Luigi: Good point.
Miyamoto: Ok, next is the Koopa Bros.
Mario, Luigi: They ripped-off our name!!!!
Koopa Bros: Hey! We didn't rip-off nobody, no way!
Nate: That's a triple negative!
Red: Get offa our backs!
Miyamoto: Attitude! Lots of it too! You're in!
Black: That didn't take long.
Green: It's easy being green!
Yellow: COOL!!!!!!!!
Koopa Bros: *all walk out bragging*
Miyamoto: We have some villains! Ok, next Ariela Moreno!
Ariela: *walks in shyly* Hello.
Mario: Someone meek!
Miyamoto: Mario, shut it.
Peach: Hm...she seems nice.
Luigi: Whoop-de-doo.
Nate: Can I go now?
Peach: NO!!!! *starts to cry*
Nate: *feels very guilty* I'll stay, Princess.
Peach: *perks up* YAY!!!!
Miyamoto: You're quiet. You're in! You'll be Peach's make-up artist!
Ariela: Thank-you. You're very kind. *walks out*
Miyamoto: Alright, next is Goombario!
Goombario: *walks in* Wow! I can't believe I'm actually here! In an office at Nintendo headquarters in Japan!!!!!
Mario: He's full of hot air.
Miyamoto: He's perfect! You're in!
Goombario: That was easy! *walks out* Wait 'til Goombaria hears! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Everyone Else: O_o....
Mario: I need a vacation... How many more for today?
Miyamoto: Just one, next, Parakarry.
Parakarry: *flys in* Hello. I'm a post-koopa.
Yoshi: Big whoop.
Parakarry: My, you're in a good mood. Oh, I lost a letter around here, somewhere. Has anyone seen it?
Luigi: You're pathetic.
Miyamoto: Just what we need! You're hired!
Parakarry: Alright!! *flys out* Now where is that letter?
Miyamoto: Time for a vacation! Let's go to the Bahamas!
Everyone Else: YEAH!!!


Sorry this took so long again...nya...I'm sorry! -_- Sorry it's so short too! C-ya!