Behind The Scenes Of Paper Mario
Chapter 5: Will Auditions Ever End?
A/N: I don't own Mario and co. Geez, I need to get my butt in gear don't I?
Scene: A luxury resort in the Bahamas. Miyamoto, Mario, Peach, Nate, Yoshi, and Luigi are lounging around in some really comfy looking chairs.
Mario: Pity Bowser couldn't come.
Luigi: Yeah, but his therapist said a vacation would cloud his mind.
Peach: Good riddance, I say. What do you say handsome? *clutches Nate's arm*
Nate: *is too afraid to disagree with Peach* Yeah, the ugly lizard had it coming. He deserved to go insane like that.
Miyamoto: Ya'know...
Everyone Else: *groans*
Miyamoto: We should stilll be doing auditions.
Yoshi: No! *runs away*
Miyamoto: Well, his pay is getting docked.
Mario: But we're on vacation!
Miyamoto: Yeah, but...*is distracted*
Everyone Else: *is also distracted*
Japanese Guy #3: *is descending to the ground with a parachute as a low flying plane flies into the sunset*
Miyamoto: He is so getting a raise!
Japanese Guy #3: *runs up to Miyamoto* Sir! There are only 7 more applicants! People have been leaving!
Miyamoto: Why?
Japanese Guy #3: *begins to get impatient* They are impatient.
Miyamoto: *takes the hint* Ok, we'll hop the next flight back to Japan.
15 HOURS LATER....
Mario, Miyamoto, and the others, excluding Yoshi, are filing back into their usual conference room.
Mario: I think we forgot something...
BACK IN THE BAHAMAS...
Yoshi: Guys? Guys?! They've abandoned me!!!!!!! *screams bloody murder while ranting about friends, pay checks, and sunburns*
Pretty Girl In A Bikini: *walks by*
Yoshi: *ceases screaming, drools, and follows her*
BACK IN JAPAN...
Miyamoto: No, we got everything. Next!
Bow: *enters* Well, it is about time! I have been waiting for months!
Miyamoto: Sorry lady, but our first applicant was a real motor-mouth.
ELSEWHERE IN JAPAN...
Shikkan Zoku's acute hearing picks up what Miyamoto just said.
Shikkan Zoku: How dare he insult me, the almighty cue card holder! I shall let it slide, but next time, he shall feel my wrath when I exact my revenge! They will feel my wrath! *laughs maniacally*
MEANWHILE, WITH MARIO AND COMPANY...
Miyamoto: Anyway, what are your qualifications?
Bow: I'm a boo.
Everyone Else: *is not impressed*
Bow: *thinks franatically* I can disappear!
Everyone Else: *still not impressed*
Bow: *is really desperate now* I have a bow!
Everyone Else: *is really impressed* Ooohhh! Aaaahhh!
Miyamoto: You've got yourself a job!
Bow: *sighs happily and leaves*
Nate: She had a really pretty bow.
Peach: *growls*
Nate: *is scared* But it's nothing compared to your beauty, Peach!
Peach: *squeezes Nate's arm happily*
Nate: *has lost all feeling in his arm*
Miyamoto: Anyway, next!
Yellow Spark: *flies in* Hello!
Everyone Else: *stares*
Yellow Spark: *stares back*
Miyamoto: It's a fairy!
Yellow Spark: I'm a pixie actually. You know, people often don't believe me when I tell them that I'm a pixie.
Mario: I've seen everything and I have no problem whatsoever believing it.
Yellow Spark: *is dumbfounded* Really?
Mario: Stranger things have happened.
Miyamoto: You like to talk don't you?
Yellow Spark: Oh yes! It's my favorite, favorite, favorite thing to do!
Miyamoto: Okay then! Can you relay messages?
Yellow Spark: *thinks* I think I can.
Miyamoto: Good! You're in! We need a reliable messenger.
Yellow Spark: Yay! See you around! *flies out*
Luigi: Well, she was in a good mood.
Mario: She probably got a full vacation too.
Miyamoto: Are you still mad at me about that?
Everyone Else: Yes!
Miyamoto: Okay, after we're done with the game, we'll go back to the Bahamas.
Everyone Else: Yay!
Hi! I'll be finishing auditions next time, so this is your last chance to get in the fic. I'll try to get the next chapter out faster! I've been swamped with work latley, but I'll get it up as soon as possible! 'Till then, C-ya!
Chapter 5: Will Auditions Ever End?
A/N: I don't own Mario and co. Geez, I need to get my butt in gear don't I?
Scene: A luxury resort in the Bahamas. Miyamoto, Mario, Peach, Nate, Yoshi, and Luigi are lounging around in some really comfy looking chairs.
Mario: Pity Bowser couldn't come.
Luigi: Yeah, but his therapist said a vacation would cloud his mind.
Peach: Good riddance, I say. What do you say handsome? *clutches Nate's arm*
Nate: *is too afraid to disagree with Peach* Yeah, the ugly lizard had it coming. He deserved to go insane like that.
Miyamoto: Ya'know...
Everyone Else: *groans*
Miyamoto: We should stilll be doing auditions.
Yoshi: No! *runs away*
Miyamoto: Well, his pay is getting docked.
Mario: But we're on vacation!
Miyamoto: Yeah, but...*is distracted*
Everyone Else: *is also distracted*
Japanese Guy #3: *is descending to the ground with a parachute as a low flying plane flies into the sunset*
Miyamoto: He is so getting a raise!
Japanese Guy #3: *runs up to Miyamoto* Sir! There are only 7 more applicants! People have been leaving!
Miyamoto: Why?
Japanese Guy #3: *begins to get impatient* They are impatient.
Miyamoto: *takes the hint* Ok, we'll hop the next flight back to Japan.
15 HOURS LATER....
Mario, Miyamoto, and the others, excluding Yoshi, are filing back into their usual conference room.
Mario: I think we forgot something...
BACK IN THE BAHAMAS...
Yoshi: Guys? Guys?! They've abandoned me!!!!!!! *screams bloody murder while ranting about friends, pay checks, and sunburns*
Pretty Girl In A Bikini: *walks by*
Yoshi: *ceases screaming, drools, and follows her*
BACK IN JAPAN...
Miyamoto: No, we got everything. Next!
Bow: *enters* Well, it is about time! I have been waiting for months!
Miyamoto: Sorry lady, but our first applicant was a real motor-mouth.
ELSEWHERE IN JAPAN...
Shikkan Zoku's acute hearing picks up what Miyamoto just said.
Shikkan Zoku: How dare he insult me, the almighty cue card holder! I shall let it slide, but next time, he shall feel my wrath when I exact my revenge! They will feel my wrath! *laughs maniacally*
MEANWHILE, WITH MARIO AND COMPANY...
Miyamoto: Anyway, what are your qualifications?
Bow: I'm a boo.
Everyone Else: *is not impressed*
Bow: *thinks franatically* I can disappear!
Everyone Else: *still not impressed*
Bow: *is really desperate now* I have a bow!
Everyone Else: *is really impressed* Ooohhh! Aaaahhh!
Miyamoto: You've got yourself a job!
Bow: *sighs happily and leaves*
Nate: She had a really pretty bow.
Peach: *growls*
Nate: *is scared* But it's nothing compared to your beauty, Peach!
Peach: *squeezes Nate's arm happily*
Nate: *has lost all feeling in his arm*
Miyamoto: Anyway, next!
Yellow Spark: *flies in* Hello!
Everyone Else: *stares*
Yellow Spark: *stares back*
Miyamoto: It's a fairy!
Yellow Spark: I'm a pixie actually. You know, people often don't believe me when I tell them that I'm a pixie.
Mario: I've seen everything and I have no problem whatsoever believing it.
Yellow Spark: *is dumbfounded* Really?
Mario: Stranger things have happened.
Miyamoto: You like to talk don't you?
Yellow Spark: Oh yes! It's my favorite, favorite, favorite thing to do!
Miyamoto: Okay then! Can you relay messages?
Yellow Spark: *thinks* I think I can.
Miyamoto: Good! You're in! We need a reliable messenger.
Yellow Spark: Yay! See you around! *flies out*
Luigi: Well, she was in a good mood.
Mario: She probably got a full vacation too.
Miyamoto: Are you still mad at me about that?
Everyone Else: Yes!
Miyamoto: Okay, after we're done with the game, we'll go back to the Bahamas.
Everyone Else: Yay!
Hi! I'll be finishing auditions next time, so this is your last chance to get in the fic. I'll try to get the next chapter out faster! I've been swamped with work latley, but I'll get it up as soon as possible! 'Till then, C-ya!
