A/N: In a bout of cheerfulness after adding another chapter to Absolutely Normal Chaos, I've decided to upload some holiday songs my friends and I have...er....altered a bit  *giggles tipsily and chinks mugs of butterbeer with Hank Riddle and Emeral Fiona Flourish*. Well, you've been warned...

Percy the Big-Head Prefect

Had a very shiny badge

And if you ever saw him

You would....um.....eat corned beef hash!

All of his Weasley siblings

Snickered and called him names

But they got really mad when

He messed up all their wizard games.

Then one stormy awful day

Dumbledore said

Percy with your badge so bright

You can be Head Boy, all right?

But that's the last of Percy

We've heard in a few long years

Word is he's gotten married

No doubt the cause for Penny's tears

Oh Percy the Big-Head Prefect

Married Crouch and ran away

Took him a while to realize

His spouse had started to decay!

-Contributed by Emeral Fiona Flourish and Amara

Jingle Bells

Percy smells

Prefects sure do stink!

Penelope must have bad taste

At least that's what we think, Hey!

-Contributed by Hank Riddle

More to come...........