TOTALLY NUTS has returned! This time, it might be more random!!!!
Whether Sarryn is or is not in this story is still being questioned, though she firmly believes she is not. Now where did we leave off? Ah yes, Dornkirk is taking a serious beating from, well, everybody. STARS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!! Well if you used stars then we could tell that suddenly its tomorrow!
* * * * {Sarryn laughs hysterically as rice pudding falls on her}
"I am you emperor you mus-" Dornkirk as the dead halibut sleflesly sacrificed itself to stop his evil blabbering. Then an anonymous penguin brought out a penguin sized anti tank weapon and blew up his lifesupport train thingy of uglyness. Dornkirk begins to make horrible gurgling noises, which soon change pitch as his head is suddenly severed by a giant cheese slicer! Then the amphoteric antelope from the first chapter appeared with Dallet and dropped him off, he seemed to be greatly disturbed. We can only assume many strange things better not discussed happened to him at the hands of said antelope. {Sarryn is promptly smacked silly by all the Dallet fans for writing such filth} Eryn, being related to Sarryn (what kind of relation is that anyhow; brain-child or smoething?) {Deus is promptly smacked by Sarryn} comes to her aid, smacking Dallet (and his fans) around.( Deus is then also attacked by Dallet fans for daring to make Eryn attack them with her magazine of death.) *Randomly, Brendan (classmate; we're in the computer lab), yells in a high odd voice "At least I have a penis, unlike you!* See 1. Now, Dallet fans are running amuck, Kaeshya has jumped off the edge of the Vione with chibi-Folken, and Sarryn is likely to start a new paragraph, in a different place.
Since she can now drive, Sarryn who is NOT in this which was failed to be mentioned (Yes bad grammar) before, decided to change the scene to a local grocery store. Whichever is up to the authors' insanity and sponsors. (Huhh? Deus thinks he missed something while Sarryn was typing) Wait; I know, it Fast Eddies! So anyways, Sarryn runs into a van's door thinking it was the sliding door of the store, do not ask becuase it is a secret. Sarryn has innocently mistaken van for Van, and that is who she actually ran into, somehow thinking he was a sliding door. Dilandau upon seeing the rows of charcoal and other assorted fire inducing/producing thingies, brought out his trusty flame-thrower and went crazy, unfortunately isn't Fast Eddies also a gas station? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! "Burn, burn BURN! YES FIRE, FIRE, EXPLOSIONS, BOOM!" Says Dilandau, singed (is he on fire?) and not caring in the slightest.
Sarryn has decided to take over the keyboard and add another paragraph. Since we have to leave now this is what happened: God came down and said that bopping field mice on the head was a sin and randomly lightninged things while a small rain cloud appeared and put out Dilandau, Sarryn saw a kid wearing a Pikachu T-shirt and promptly chased him. Merle, who somehow appeared, thought that the kid WAS a Pikachu and also followed. Allen, (Deus would like to tell you that he has sacked Sarryn, and taken the keyboard) sees Hitomi *Brendan: It's all about isoceles triangles, stress points and SUCKING MY BALLS* who has randomly appeared on TOP of the gas station, chases her, Kaeshya (using Chibi-Folken's wings), flies down and slaps Dilandau, and the Kiele appears, and suddenly, with the sound of slicing cheese, everyone disaapears.
1.(Sarryn has dictated a new paragraph; we will now return to the old paragraph after the See1)
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{Sarryn would like to say this: Review or rice pudding shall fall on YOUR head}
