{Hi, I'm back and insane Here's the story so far:}
There was some stuff and something happened and then some more stuff *Deus steals keyboard* RUBBER BAND NOISES. I'm done for now. {Sarryn: Okay} Happened and it involved the cast of Escaflowne and Pikachu and random things. Now on to the story.
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The world was gone, gone, gone {Sarryn: Whoa he has priorities...oh I'm back.} but then because there was mass boredom as well the world came into existence once again. Everyone looked around in confusion.
"STOP IT WITH THE RUBBER BAND!!!" Sarryn (who is not in this) screamed loudly for all. Deus continued to stretch the rubber band of death because he didn't know he was about to be smacked {Sarryn: *smacks Deus*}. That being done....SHE STOLE THE RUBBER BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Deus decided to die.* *Deus reicnarnates himself from the dead as a gigantic rubber band, just too annoy Sarryn.* [Deus has been sacked.]
{Sarryn: Another paragraph...noooooooooooooooooooooooo} She then produces a hugely huge threat of plucking eyebrows if he uses the tweezers. Dilandau appears because the greatestly great and without a doubt superior Sarryn wishes it to be so and it was. He looked around in confusion and spotted a penguin.
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahhah!" That is an abreviation of what he screamed.[Sarryn has been sacked] Deus, meanwhile has tied himself into a rubber-band gryphon and was trying to fly, while importing random birds from exotic places and stealing their feathers. Since he decided to make the world interesting, he caused Van to appear just for the purpose of annoying Dilandau. A herd of walking sailfish appeared and trampled the aforementioned penguin, while searching in vain for the fried onions from a previous chapter which had become popular among the anime world.
With a happy shriek the likes of which will turn your hair into jell-O {Sarryn: Yay, jell-O} Sarryn (who is not there because she is all powerful and has deemed it so) glomped Dilandau, who screamed again. For a reason which remains unfathomable, the legged swordfish instantly evolved into predators and concluded that Sarryn was suitable prey.
{Sarryn: now me!}
Suddenly and for one reason that shall only be revealed to those worthy of Cheese Deus died yet again and was resurrected as a chibi!!!!!!!!!!!!! Deus: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!"(in high chibi voice) "Even death is better than chibidom!" Deus stepped in front of the herd of charging swordfish (which was chasing Sarryn) and was impaled many times by the sharp snouts of doom. Fortunately he was able to summon a Pikachu and take it with him. (It bled very strange colors before Deus once again died, an event which he was getting rather accustomed to.)
Sarryn: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Pikachu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u- uuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! Once again using her wonderous powers she brought the furry yellow mouse of electricity and cuteness back to life, she didn't help that mean old Deus because he was mean and mean people suck!!!! She then kidnapped the dragonslayers and put them into very cute pajamas with little blue moons.
Deus, who is till dead, now posses different and powerful abilities (because he is dead) and for his first act of evilness, possesses Pikachu and causes it to zap Sarryn, and then flee in terror, before exploding itself.
Sarryn: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Mew-Two avenge me! Then the wonderous Mew-Two appeared and zapped Deus and brought back Pikachu without the evi- (Deus would like to mention that since he is dead and has no body, he is no longer zappable. Sarryn will now be allowed to continue)- l Deus inside. Unfortunately for him (Deus) he didn't realize that Sarryn could defy the laws of death and could, therefore, zap him into 2060 and he couldn't do a thing. ha hahahahahahahhahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaasaaa!
Deus: "2060?Cool!" Deus wanders off to look at spiffy technology that doesn't exist yet.
He is then hit by an 18 wheeler and becomes a large- (Deus would like to mention, from his viewpoint in the future, that they don't use cars or trucks anymore, and thus there are no 18 wheelers, but that aside..) - red pancake. (Sarryn would like to mention that she DOESN'T CARE!!) Then a troupe of constipated gnat -men came and, deciding that they've never had a red pancake, started to eat it.
Deus, who is still dead and has no body, disinhabits the red pancake just before the news-casters from 2060 arrive. He then created a pikachu- gryphon body for himself and commences flying back to the lavender anime void. Unfortunately, he failed to consider the consequences of using anything even remotely pikachu-like for a body.
Sarryn: Shot gun ready! Die evil meanie!!!!!!! I have the real one right here! (gestures to Pikachu stuffed into a bright blue pillowcase) Ha ha ha ha ha! The dragonslayers can be heard screaming horrible from the direction of her house. Deus meeps and dissapears.
THE END (for now)
{Sarryn: Now review, whahawhahsasdfasdfweifjasdofvjasdlkfj}
THE END's END (for now)
There was some stuff and something happened and then some more stuff *Deus steals keyboard* RUBBER BAND NOISES. I'm done for now. {Sarryn: Okay} Happened and it involved the cast of Escaflowne and Pikachu and random things. Now on to the story.
....
The world was gone, gone, gone {Sarryn: Whoa he has priorities...oh I'm back.} but then because there was mass boredom as well the world came into existence once again. Everyone looked around in confusion.
"STOP IT WITH THE RUBBER BAND!!!" Sarryn (who is not in this) screamed loudly for all. Deus continued to stretch the rubber band of death because he didn't know he was about to be smacked {Sarryn: *smacks Deus*}. That being done....SHE STOLE THE RUBBER BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Deus decided to die.* *Deus reicnarnates himself from the dead as a gigantic rubber band, just too annoy Sarryn.* [Deus has been sacked.]
{Sarryn: Another paragraph...noooooooooooooooooooooooo} She then produces a hugely huge threat of plucking eyebrows if he uses the tweezers. Dilandau appears because the greatestly great and without a doubt superior Sarryn wishes it to be so and it was. He looked around in confusion and spotted a penguin.
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahhah!" That is an abreviation of what he screamed.[Sarryn has been sacked] Deus, meanwhile has tied himself into a rubber-band gryphon and was trying to fly, while importing random birds from exotic places and stealing their feathers. Since he decided to make the world interesting, he caused Van to appear just for the purpose of annoying Dilandau. A herd of walking sailfish appeared and trampled the aforementioned penguin, while searching in vain for the fried onions from a previous chapter which had become popular among the anime world.
With a happy shriek the likes of which will turn your hair into jell-O {Sarryn: Yay, jell-O} Sarryn (who is not there because she is all powerful and has deemed it so) glomped Dilandau, who screamed again. For a reason which remains unfathomable, the legged swordfish instantly evolved into predators and concluded that Sarryn was suitable prey.
{Sarryn: now me!}
Suddenly and for one reason that shall only be revealed to those worthy of Cheese Deus died yet again and was resurrected as a chibi!!!!!!!!!!!!! Deus: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!"(in high chibi voice) "Even death is better than chibidom!" Deus stepped in front of the herd of charging swordfish (which was chasing Sarryn) and was impaled many times by the sharp snouts of doom. Fortunately he was able to summon a Pikachu and take it with him. (It bled very strange colors before Deus once again died, an event which he was getting rather accustomed to.)
Sarryn: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Pikachu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u- uuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! Once again using her wonderous powers she brought the furry yellow mouse of electricity and cuteness back to life, she didn't help that mean old Deus because he was mean and mean people suck!!!! She then kidnapped the dragonslayers and put them into very cute pajamas with little blue moons.
Deus, who is till dead, now posses different and powerful abilities (because he is dead) and for his first act of evilness, possesses Pikachu and causes it to zap Sarryn, and then flee in terror, before exploding itself.
Sarryn: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Mew-Two avenge me! Then the wonderous Mew-Two appeared and zapped Deus and brought back Pikachu without the evi- (Deus would like to mention that since he is dead and has no body, he is no longer zappable. Sarryn will now be allowed to continue)- l Deus inside. Unfortunately for him (Deus) he didn't realize that Sarryn could defy the laws of death and could, therefore, zap him into 2060 and he couldn't do a thing. ha hahahahahahahhahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaasaaa!
Deus: "2060?Cool!" Deus wanders off to look at spiffy technology that doesn't exist yet.
He is then hit by an 18 wheeler and becomes a large- (Deus would like to mention, from his viewpoint in the future, that they don't use cars or trucks anymore, and thus there are no 18 wheelers, but that aside..) - red pancake. (Sarryn would like to mention that she DOESN'T CARE!!) Then a troupe of constipated gnat -men came and, deciding that they've never had a red pancake, started to eat it.
Deus, who is still dead and has no body, disinhabits the red pancake just before the news-casters from 2060 arrive. He then created a pikachu- gryphon body for himself and commences flying back to the lavender anime void. Unfortunately, he failed to consider the consequences of using anything even remotely pikachu-like for a body.
Sarryn: Shot gun ready! Die evil meanie!!!!!!! I have the real one right here! (gestures to Pikachu stuffed into a bright blue pillowcase) Ha ha ha ha ha! The dragonslayers can be heard screaming horrible from the direction of her house. Deus meeps and dissapears.
THE END (for now)
{Sarryn: Now review, whahawhahsasdfasdfweifjasdofvjasdlkfj}
THE END's END (for now)
