Spaceman Spiff and the Zargox from Seratna 5



{Fuel low. Energy decreasing .}

"Darn! I should've stopped at a gas station!"

The marvelous marvel that is Spaceman Spiff, king of the cosmos, ruler of the wretched galaxies searches outer space for a certain alien life form, supposed to appear at this particular time. Just waiting, and waiting, and waiting.

"And waiting, and waiting, and waiting," Calvin said, sitting in a tree alone with a dozen water balloons, apparently waiting for Susie to walk by and with her the chance to pulverize her with twelve fully pumped balloons. "God, I've been sitting here for hours but Susie hasn't passed through! But she's supposed to pass by here every day! I might as well just give up." Calvin sat in the tree impatiently. Then, in the corner of his eye, he saw Susie pass by the tree.

Spiff's spaceship indicates trouble! He rears the ship around to see what has happened! Spiff activates the spotometer and readies himself to engage battle position!

"Omigosh!" Calvin exclaimed, "Susie's here! Where are the water balloons? This was unexpected! She's gonna walk away if I don't hurry up!" Calvin looked around and spotted the balloons on a high limb. He picked up two to heave at Susie. Unknown to him, though, as he picked up the two water balloons, all of the others fell to the ground. None of them popped, but he couldn't get to them for a future event.

Zounds! A Zorgox fighter ship from Seratna 5 has flown past Spiff! Assuming it is a hostile enemy aircraft, Spiff readies his protonic missiles to take down the space slime! WHAMMM! WHAMMM! Two direct hits! .Oh no! After the dust clears, Spiff discovers that the fighter ship was not affected by the missiles! The zorgox darts toward Spiff's little red spaceship!

After being inundated by his balloons, Susie had spotted Calvin. Her face red as a cherry, she pursued him up the tree (It wasn't the tree with the G.R.O.S.S. Fortress in it, therefore she could climb it), Calvin screaming while she got ever closer. "God, where are the water balloons?" he said, desperately searching for them. At last he discovered them sitting on the ground, ten feet away from him.

Oh no! The heroic Spaceman Spiff is being chased by the zargox! Spiff reaches for his protonic missiles only to find that they are all gone! Spiff blasts his tiny little red spaceship higher and higher in space, hoping to lose the dreadful fighter ship!

Calvin, after discovering that the balloons were on the ground, continued to climb higher and higher in up the tree to avoid getting pounded by Susie. Soon he reached the highest limb, Susie right behind him ready to beat him up. "Oh my God, oh my God! The only way outta this is to drop fifteen feet to the ground! I can't do that! .But if I stay here, I'll get beat up by Susie and lose all my pride.

Spiff lunges down into the deep depths of the universe in hopes of locating and retrieving his lost missiles! The zargox close behind him and closing in, Spiff darts around to find those missiles! At last he regains them out of space and prepares to fire at the zorgox!

As Calvin picked up the water balloons on the ground Susie made a run for it. She jumped out of the tree and sprinted away before he could lift his head up.

The zorgox has made a run for it! Spiff pursues it aiming his missiles at every second to strike the fighter ship! Finally, Spiff sees a chance and fires all of his missiles at once at the enemy aircraft!

All of Calvin's water balloons hit with exact precision on Susie. Soaked and crying, she ran from the scene most likely back to her house. "Ahahahaha!" Calvin laughed. "What a sucker! What a sap! Ahahaha!"

Spaceman Spiff has conquered another battle of the cosmos!



Disclaimer: I don't own C&H. Duh. You know the routine.