Shingo and Friends - Chapter 2 - The Lady That Longed for Shingo's Lips
The Non-Yaoi/Hentai Edition
By: Shingo Yabuki

(Authors Note: This is not a hentai or yaoi fanfic. I just thought of the title Shingo and Friends after reading the great hentai manga "Yuri and Friends" and "Athena and Friends" =p. This fanfic is how you can say "Stupid Funny" just like my previous Fanfic "Black Noah Isle")

(Authors Note 2: For those hentai game players out there you may see some similarity in this fic on Shingo's new ability from the hentai game "Runaway City". On a similar note if you notice the title to every chapter it seems to be another hidden parody of a certain show or an episode from that show but so that you just know the 1st chapter was a parody of Soul Calibur's and this one is a parody of Neon Genesis Evangelion)

(Author's Note 3: All your base belongs to us. We dont know why it belongs to us, but it does so deal with it.)

(Author's Note 4: King of the Fighters is property of SNK. I do not own these characters and if I did own them I would own your base as well)


Author OI!!!!!!!!!!!

Heidren What is your major malfunction son.

Author NOTHING SIR!

Heidren As you were.

Author O_o, anyway to sum up the last chapter, Shingo's been nabbed and why are all the women swooning over him all of a sudden. We will now find out our answers in Shingo and Friends - Chapter 2.

(In a place which doesnt have anything to do with the initial plot of the story but the author felt it was needed to get off of his chest)

* In a coffee shop in Los Angeles, California. Yashiro and Orochi are drinking coffee and talking

(Author's Special Note: DO NOT ask me why Orochi will drink coffee. this is just a random splurt which is why he is drinking it)

Orochi: Yashiro, I 0wnz j00

Yashiro: O_o

Orochi: Also I have something to tell you....

Yashiro: -_- What is it

Orochi: I am your father. I threw you out of Orochi World for a reason. It was to protect myself from the horrid fangirl who kept calling my house saying that I was to be her own little sex slave. So instead I gave her you, it is also the reason why you hang out with that Shermie girl... You know I dont like her in many ways... I dont see what the hell you see in her *random babbling here*

Yashiro: _

*Now on with the story. We will have no more commercial interruptions =p


(In the N.E.S.T.S. Mobile a.k.a Stretch Pinto)

Shingo O_O What the hell are you planning to do to me!

Man #1 We dont want you, our boss wants you and that "power"

Man #2 Yeah, so shut the hell up, sit down and drink your goddamn tea!!! (I just had to put that in ^_^)

Shingo Only one thing I can do.. and thats kick ass and take names!!!

Shingo prepares to fight the men in the most sophisticated car the NESTS cartel has. Unfornatuately the 2 men prepared for this and shot Shingo with a hyperdermic needle filled with 99% water and 1% Kool Aid (the sugar free kind)... The rest you can say is ummm fucked up.... especially for Shingo

Shingo O_O!! *passes out*

Man #2 Oh shit. this crappy drug actually worked for once

Man #1 What the hell you mean for once... I thought this was the most prominent drug the NESTS have ever made?

Man #2 Thats just bullshit, NESTS is like broke after the incident with the mass stripper party.

Man #1 So how much money does NESTS actually have?

Man #2 Whatever is left from buying that packet of Kool Aid for the drug

Man #1 Another Cup-o-Noodle Month for me -_-

FINALLY the car reaches the Super Secret Hidden NESTS base which is beside the Playboy Mansion

Boss of the Nests Cartel Thats a real GOOD way to keep a HIDDEN base HIDDEN.

Author No Problem

Boss of the NESTS Cartel -_-

Playboy Bunny Hi ^_-

Shermie Get the hell out you floozy *knock the bunny out*

Kensou I wanted to add her to my Victoria Secret Catalog's ;_;

Author Shut the hell up.....

To cut a long story short. Shingo (who is still under the influence of the "knockout shot")
is transported into a variety of rooms which probe him more than those stupid people who said they have been abducted by aliens.
And since this is the non HENTAI and YAOI editon of Shingo and Friends all of this was done with the pure power of SNK.
When all the probing is done Shingo is sent into a room, strapped down and rotated upward (like the torture table in Metal Gear Solid)

Shingo *recovering* Wha... Where am I?

*Music that sounds similar's to Kefka's pops up... no one knows why but it just does*

Boss of the Nests Cartel *pops the hell up out of no where* Hello Shingo Yabuki

Shingo O_O

Boss of the Nests Cartel Dont fear me Shingo... soon I will have the power which rival's Kusanagi's and Yagami's all in one.

Shingo What is this power that I supposedly have? How in the hell does it work? Why dont you tell me you bastard!!

Boss of the Nests Cartel O_O.... What the hell have you been sleeping under a rock... Your power.... is the ability to swoon over any woman you want.... into the Dark Side of the Yabuki clan

Shingo OH MY GODDESS!!! THERE IS A YABUKI CLAN!!!! NOW I KNOW IM JUST LIKE KUSANAGI SAN IF MY FAMILY HAS ITS OWN CLAN!!!!

Boss of the Nests Cartel *thinking* what the hell have I kidnapped now -_-;

Boss of the Nests Cartel Shut up..... Anyway the Yabuki clan existed along side the Kusanagi and Yagami Clan when they split. Everyone 1000 years ago thought that the 1st Yabuki was a total idiot making a decree that all future Yabuki clan members learn the teachings and stay along side the Kusanagi clan... it was a good thing that they beat the living crap out of that guy a year later for making that decree or else I would be fucked... but through some twist of fate we got blessed with the power of swooning women. Its not the best power in the world, but its better to have someone than to end up lonely like the Yagami of this century

Shingo But what the hell does that have to do with me....

Boss of the Nests Cartel Ill demonstrate. GOONS!!

Hired Goons Yeah Boss

Boss of the Nests Cartel Bring in Ayanami

Hired Goons Yeah boss

To make another long story short Ayanami was captivated by Shingo and glomped onto him quicker than Aisha Chan Chan onto Twilight Suzuka =p in a passion of hot sticky captivated sex... But yet again since this is the non HENTAI and YAOI edition we cant go any further than this...

Boss of the Nests Cartel As you can see Shingo, your powers make any woman want you and hence we want that power to rule all of Woman kind... Men will surely follow after this.... were hopeing.... But it seems the only way to get that power is for a woman to give you one of those super sucker kisses which can suck the air out of any man. And since Ayanami is our doll to control we will have your power and the world!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

Ayanami Would you like to be part of me Shingo

Shingo Hell no. I have a girl friend and her name is *bleeped out*

Ayanami Would'nt you like to kiss my soft, passionate lips Shingo-sama...

Shingo AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! Help Mee. (think Steve Burnside from Resident Evil Code Veronica)

Somehow someway, Shingo was able to avoid being kissed by the beautiful and mysterious Ayanami (Who you dont know is actually Ayanami Rei... for those who havent seen Neon Genesis Evangelion. But since I told you its too late and for the mystery on why she is here... go to your local library and ask)

*Somewhere in Kyoto

Kasumi Where the hell is that idiot. He was suppose to be here an hour ago and now he just isnt.... Im going to give him a piece of my mind when I see him

The NESTS's super spiffy mobile pulls up and hits Kasumi in the face with a wadded piece of paper with a gay emblem of a clown attached to the paper. As the car tries to speed away it breaks down and unfortanutely blows up severly injuring all of the people in the car, and to make things worse the inital shockwave of the explosion blew up King's bar.... but thats another story for another time

Kasumi (unwads paper and reads)



This is the Leader of the NESTS cartel. I have your friend Shingo Yabuki, if you want to see him alive tell Kusanagi, Yagami and Kagura to go to the Playboy Mansion in 3 days or Shingo will die.

P.S. We will not validate parking if you drive there. We may be masterminds be we arent stupid =I

P.P.S. I am not Kefka

The Leader of the NESTS Cartel


Kasumi Shingo.... dont worry... I'll find them for you just hold on.....

As Kasumi runs off into the night she only pray's that she can help her *bleeped out* in time.

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Author WHOA. This was a long fic dont you think?

Iori I'll say... took you 2 damn chapters to bring out the real stars

Author -_-

Chizuru Oh be quiet Iori, or do you want a repeat performance of what I did to you in "Iori meets the Teletubbies"

Iori Yes Ma'am

Author Anyway, chapter 3 is going to introduce the new Poster Boys/Girls Team. Also Benimaru and Kensou will make special guest apperaces along with the Ikari Warriors, Gendou Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion and Kefka from Final Fantasy 6 will also be featured.

Kyo So read the next chapter or be burned in the flames of Kusanagi.

Benimaru Do you understand?

Whip Understand?

Blue Mary Thank You.

Benimaru Thats my line.... anyway... Understand?

Kensou You forgot to tell the people the title of the next chapter -_-

Benimaru Oh yeah. Well the title is going to be "Shingo and Friends - Chapter 3 - Next Generation Fighting Force Shingo Star"

Benimaru Undestand?

Whip, Blue Maru and Kensou Yeah

Benimaru Thank You.