Shingo and Friends - Chapter 3 - Next Generation Fighting Force Shingo Star
The Non-Yaoi/Hentai Edition
By: Shingo Yabuki
(Authors Note: This is not a hentai or yaoi fanfic. I just thought of the title Shingo and Friends after reading the great hentai manga "Yuri and Friends" and "Athena and Friends" =p. This fanfic is how you can say "Stupid Funny" just like my previous Fanfic "Black Noah Isle")
(Authors Note 2: There will be mild cursing and swearing and use of the word "Booyaka!")
(Author's Note 3: All your base belongs to us. We dont know why it belongs to us, but it does so deal with it.)
(Author's Note 4: King of the Fighters is property of SNK. I do not own these characters and if I did own them I would own your base as well)
Author: HO HO HO!!!!!
Heidren: O_O
Takuma: O_*
Saisyuu: -_-
Saisyuu: Get out of my house.... NOW!!!
Author: We cant, were filming the latest episode of "Shingo and Friends" here
Heidren: Thats right, if we cant use your house then this fanfic is dead.
Saisyuu: As tempting as it is, my answer is no.....
Author: What if I give you free food and pay you 5 yen an hour for usage?
Saisyuu: Deal!
And that my friends, is how we got the usage of Saisyuu's home.... which is located somewhere in Tokyo at 123 Fake Street. But thats another fanfic for another time, so on with Shingo and Friends ^_^
*At Kyo's House
Yuki: ....so I was like dont go there
Kyo: @_@ *sleeping*
Yuki: Are you like, listening to me? Kyo? Kyo?
Kyo: Ahem, yes.. yes that was an intresting story about your Chia Pet.
Yuki: Chia Pet? What are you talking about, I was talking to you about me being a....
*A loud crash erupted from the front door, and Kyo being the Strong person he is, raced to see what just happened*
Kasumi: *panting*
Kyo: SWEET MOTHER OF SEPHIROTH!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DOOR!!!
Kasumi: *looking at Kyo with the "Heero Yuy Glare of Death"*
Kasumi: YOUR DOOR!!! SCREW YOUR DAMN DOOR!!! MY BOY... ERR, I MEAN SHINGO HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY N.E.S.T.S!!!!
Kyo: *Sweatdropping* ^_^;
Kasumi: We must rescue Shingo, or else he's gonna die a horrible fate, or worse be forced to watch Seinfield...
Kyo: Watching Seinfield is worse than being hit by the Zero Cannon. Thats a fate I would wish on no one, not even Iori deserve's that sort of evil.
Iori: Watch out for the Octopus kids!
Kasumi and Kyo: *rear back in fear*
Kyo: How in the hell did you get here without me knowing?
Iori: I used the door.....
Kasumi: IORI, YOU MUST HELP US!! SHINGO HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AND WE NEED TO SAVE HIM NOW!!!!
Iori: If I choose to help (in which I wont because I h8 Shingo and this fic should be called "Iori and Friends" but would be an Oxymoron since I dont have an friends to begin with) what do I get?
Kyo: If you dont help, then someone will annonomously give the press a video tape of you in a compromising situation with Vice and Mature, and if you still dont decide then photos of you with Barney will be also given out on a daily basis, do I make myself clear?
Iori: -_-...shit
Kyo: I'll take that as a yes
Iori: If were gonna save this idiot then we must do it in style, let me call some people first
*2 hours later a mass assembly of fighters was called into action, but since its a week before Christmas, only Benimaru and Kensou were on hand
Benimaru: Where is everyone? I had an important "date" before you called me Yagami. Goddess only knows how you got my number
Kensou: Yeah Yagami, I was in the middle of peering through Athena's window watching her change her clothes, if it wasnt for my Cat like reflexes she would of saw me.
*Everyone looks at Kensou oddly
Kensou: *sweatdrops*
Kasumi: ...anyway...whoelse are we waiting for Iori, I want to save my boyfri.. I mean Shingo
Iori: Were waiting for my bastard cousin, he will take us there in style
*Suddenly the sound of Loud engines could be heard out in the front yard
Kyo, Kensou, Benimaru and Kasumi: *Massive Sweatdrop*
Stupid American Otaku: ITS THE OUTLAW STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benimaru: Shi ne. *Heaven's Blast Flash's the American Otaku into nothingness*
Iori: Now, lets all take a ride on my transportation
Gene: But this is my ship
Iori: Shut up and take us to the Playboy Man... I mean, to the super secret hidden N.E.S.T.S Building NEXT to the playboy mansion
Gene: Yes Master, Anything you say Master...
Iori: -_-
*2 Hours Later*
(Author's Note: Screw the mellowdrama, were cutting directly to the heroes kick ass fight scene)
Saisyuu: Where is my money?
Author: Uhhh.... go to 123 Fake street and pick it up... for now, I must run like hell and write my ass off *yoink*
*In the N.E.S.T.S Building
Kefka: You will not escape... from death!
Benimaru: Shaddup
Iori: Kyo, its time to kick the tires and light the fires
Kyo: Damn straight
Kefka: Taste the power of my SDM
*Kefka begins to glow a bright pink and a massive amount of enery begins to form in his hands, unfortunely, this isnt Final Fantasy and Kefka is killed by his own energy and the entire N.E.S.T.S. Building begins to crumble
Kyo: Out of all the KoF's ive been in, that had to be the most stupidest death in the world. But since im not intrested in being a pancake lets raise the hell up out of here like Kensou did
*Out Heroes begin to run towards the Outlaw Star in menance of this threat upon then... all execpt 2*
(Author's Note: Sorry to cut this short, but I had to do some editing to lead into what i needed to for the finale and a new writing that im planning to do with out favorite head Shingo ^_^)
Benimaru: Do you understand
Author: Hell no
Blue Mary: You were suppose to say "Yes" -_-
Benimaru: Sank Yuu.
Author: Stay Tuned for Shingo and Friends - Final Chapter - The End of Shingolion
The Non-Yaoi/Hentai Edition
By: Shingo Yabuki
(Authors Note: This is not a hentai or yaoi fanfic. I just thought of the title Shingo and Friends after reading the great hentai manga "Yuri and Friends" and "Athena and Friends" =p. This fanfic is how you can say "Stupid Funny" just like my previous Fanfic "Black Noah Isle")
(Authors Note 2: There will be mild cursing and swearing and use of the word "Booyaka!")
(Author's Note 3: All your base belongs to us. We dont know why it belongs to us, but it does so deal with it.)
(Author's Note 4: King of the Fighters is property of SNK. I do not own these characters and if I did own them I would own your base as well)
Author: HO HO HO!!!!!
Heidren: O_O
Takuma: O_*
Saisyuu: -_-
Saisyuu: Get out of my house.... NOW!!!
Author: We cant, were filming the latest episode of "Shingo and Friends" here
Heidren: Thats right, if we cant use your house then this fanfic is dead.
Saisyuu: As tempting as it is, my answer is no.....
Author: What if I give you free food and pay you 5 yen an hour for usage?
Saisyuu: Deal!
And that my friends, is how we got the usage of Saisyuu's home.... which is located somewhere in Tokyo at 123 Fake Street. But thats another fanfic for another time, so on with Shingo and Friends ^_^
*At Kyo's House
Yuki: ....so I was like dont go there
Kyo: @_@ *sleeping*
Yuki: Are you like, listening to me? Kyo? Kyo?
Kyo: Ahem, yes.. yes that was an intresting story about your Chia Pet.
Yuki: Chia Pet? What are you talking about, I was talking to you about me being a....
*A loud crash erupted from the front door, and Kyo being the Strong person he is, raced to see what just happened*
Kasumi: *panting*
Kyo: SWEET MOTHER OF SEPHIROTH!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DOOR!!!
Kasumi: *looking at Kyo with the "Heero Yuy Glare of Death"*
Kasumi: YOUR DOOR!!! SCREW YOUR DAMN DOOR!!! MY BOY... ERR, I MEAN SHINGO HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY N.E.S.T.S!!!!
Kyo: *Sweatdropping* ^_^;
Kasumi: We must rescue Shingo, or else he's gonna die a horrible fate, or worse be forced to watch Seinfield...
Kyo: Watching Seinfield is worse than being hit by the Zero Cannon. Thats a fate I would wish on no one, not even Iori deserve's that sort of evil.
Iori: Watch out for the Octopus kids!
Kasumi and Kyo: *rear back in fear*
Kyo: How in the hell did you get here without me knowing?
Iori: I used the door.....
Kasumi: IORI, YOU MUST HELP US!! SHINGO HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AND WE NEED TO SAVE HIM NOW!!!!
Iori: If I choose to help (in which I wont because I h8 Shingo and this fic should be called "Iori and Friends" but would be an Oxymoron since I dont have an friends to begin with) what do I get?
Kyo: If you dont help, then someone will annonomously give the press a video tape of you in a compromising situation with Vice and Mature, and if you still dont decide then photos of you with Barney will be also given out on a daily basis, do I make myself clear?
Iori: -_-...shit
Kyo: I'll take that as a yes
Iori: If were gonna save this idiot then we must do it in style, let me call some people first
*2 hours later a mass assembly of fighters was called into action, but since its a week before Christmas, only Benimaru and Kensou were on hand
Benimaru: Where is everyone? I had an important "date" before you called me Yagami. Goddess only knows how you got my number
Kensou: Yeah Yagami, I was in the middle of peering through Athena's window watching her change her clothes, if it wasnt for my Cat like reflexes she would of saw me.
*Everyone looks at Kensou oddly
Kensou: *sweatdrops*
Kasumi: ...anyway...whoelse are we waiting for Iori, I want to save my boyfri.. I mean Shingo
Iori: Were waiting for my bastard cousin, he will take us there in style
*Suddenly the sound of Loud engines could be heard out in the front yard
Kyo, Kensou, Benimaru and Kasumi: *Massive Sweatdrop*
Stupid American Otaku: ITS THE OUTLAW STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benimaru: Shi ne. *Heaven's Blast Flash's the American Otaku into nothingness*
Iori: Now, lets all take a ride on my transportation
Gene: But this is my ship
Iori: Shut up and take us to the Playboy Man... I mean, to the super secret hidden N.E.S.T.S Building NEXT to the playboy mansion
Gene: Yes Master, Anything you say Master...
Iori: -_-
*2 Hours Later*
(Author's Note: Screw the mellowdrama, were cutting directly to the heroes kick ass fight scene)
Saisyuu: Where is my money?
Author: Uhhh.... go to 123 Fake street and pick it up... for now, I must run like hell and write my ass off *yoink*
*In the N.E.S.T.S Building
Kefka: You will not escape... from death!
Benimaru: Shaddup
Iori: Kyo, its time to kick the tires and light the fires
Kyo: Damn straight
Kefka: Taste the power of my SDM
*Kefka begins to glow a bright pink and a massive amount of enery begins to form in his hands, unfortunely, this isnt Final Fantasy and Kefka is killed by his own energy and the entire N.E.S.T.S. Building begins to crumble
Kyo: Out of all the KoF's ive been in, that had to be the most stupidest death in the world. But since im not intrested in being a pancake lets raise the hell up out of here like Kensou did
*Out Heroes begin to run towards the Outlaw Star in menance of this threat upon then... all execpt 2*
(Author's Note: Sorry to cut this short, but I had to do some editing to lead into what i needed to for the finale and a new writing that im planning to do with out favorite head Shingo ^_^)
Benimaru: Do you understand
Author: Hell no
Blue Mary: You were suppose to say "Yes" -_-
Benimaru: Sank Yuu.
Author: Stay Tuned for Shingo and Friends - Final Chapter - The End of Shingolion
