Chapter Two- Adding in the Lies



Lance made his way to Rouge's room, trying to find his way through the complicated mansion. Why did he always have to be on the losing side? Why, for once, could he not have what he wanted? As he passed an antique ceramic vase, he hawked and spit in it. Now Kitty was hooked up with Fuzzy and he was on his way to Ms. Personality's dorm room. He chuckled cynically as he remembered the astonished look on Kitty's face when he asked to see Rogue. What was he supposed to do? Hey Kitty, forget Fuzzy for this little gift I gave you? For some reason he knew it wouldn't have worked and would result in Kurt at his throat. He looked down at the package in his hands, all wrapped up nice and neat with a little bow around it. It was so not him. He sighed and took a sharp right, almost running into a wall. Here he was. He took a deep breath and knocked. Hopefully Rogue wouldn't try to stab him.

"What in tha hell are you doin' here?" Lance gulped and seriously considered just getting his throat ripped out by Kurt. By the way Rogue looked he was soon to be neutered the hard way and he rather leave with his honor. Rogue leaned against the door frame, noticing his hesitation. "If ya lookin for Kitty she ain't here. As far as I know she's hangin with ol' fuzzie downstairs." Lance seemed to regain his courage and he managed to stutter, "Uh, no, I was actually lookin' for you. I got you a present." He held the gift up lamely, and Rogue just started to laugh. "Hon, you got rejection written all ovah yah. Let's try again. You-" She poked a gloved finger into Lance's chest, making him step back. "Got precious Catherine a gift and came up here to keep a bit ah dignity. Classic." Lance stared at her. "No, I really did get you a gift, but hey, if you don't want it-" Rouge grabbed the box out of his hand. "Boy, I was playin with yah. That's so sweet of yah to get a gift for little ol me." She lowered her voice to a whisper, an evil glint in her eyes. "But....did ya manage ta see what Kurt and Kitty are up ta? I bet with Scott that they'd be hooked up before Christmas..." Lance felt his chest constrict as he thought of Kitty with Kurt. He forced himself to smile as he also lowered his voice to a whisper. "Yeah, Kitty's lipstick was all smudged over Kurt's cheek. If that isn't proof I don't know what is!" Rogue smiled. "Cha-ching! Hey, why don't yah come on in here while I open mah present? Yah just don't know, I might've got ah gift for yah, too." Lance smiled and stepped in, shutting the door behind him. This might not be so bad after all...



Evan lay in his bed, throwing a Hackeysack against the ceiling. Bored..so damn bored. He decided to voice his thoughts. "Bored..so damn bored." He sighed and thwacked the hackeysack once last time against the ceiling and pinned it there with a bone shard. He began to stand up when he heard a two very giddy giggles outside the door and decided against it, instead throwing himself into the closet. Cracking the door slightly, he almost choked when he saw Kurt lead a blushing Kitty into the room. His eyes grew even more impossibly wide as they started to kiss. Unfortunately, he gasped. Immediately they stopped. Oh shit. Thinking quickly, he grabbed a shirt off the rack and stepped out of the closet, exclaiming in a loud voice, "Aha! Gasp! I found my. Spongebob shirt? Ah yes, my Spongebob shirt! What are you two doing here?" Evan threw his hand behind his head and gave a false cheesy laugh, brandishing his Spongebob shirt like his life depended on it. Kurt gave him a weird look and herded a freaked Kitty out of the room, giving Evan a worried glance. When they were gone, Evan flung himself on the bed, laughing. "HAHAHAHA!! Hehe! That was wicked cool! And my camera just happened to be on! Ironic!"

AN: * sheepish laugh * Did you like? I have a Pietro x Rogue fic coming up soon, I think it might be interesting..