What if the angels of Heaven and the angels of Earth decided to make a little extra money by doing product placement in X/1999?

Disclaimer: I don't own A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G.

Kamui and Fuuma are fighting on top of Tokyo Tower. Kamui pauses, and looks into the camera while holding up his sword.

" Need a sword to fight the forces of destruction? Don't have any relatives handy to give birth to one for you? Check out Sword-Mart today! Great selection! Low prices! They even have the ones you can sheath in your hand! Fabulous holiday gift!" Fuuma and Kamui resume fighting.

Hinoto is gazing into a crystal ball.

The world is going to end!.No, wait its going to be saved!.actually, its going to end.or maybe not..*sigh* Hinoto buts down the crystal ball and pulls out a tarot deck It's a good thing I have.MY X/1999 TAROT DECK!! Tarot cards featuring all the characters from the CLAMP manga X/1999. You can buy them at any respectable comic shop near you.

Subaru and Seishiro stare at each other while buildings burn and fall around them. Seishiro takes off his sun-glasses.

Subaru: "Hey! Is that a new glass eye?"

Seishiro: "Yes, it is. I got mine at Eyes 'r ' us for the unbelievable low price of $5.99! Only $5.99! Isn't that crazy? They even have a sale on, in case you are wondering what to get me for Christmas *nudge, nudge, wink, wink.*"

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